Monty Python's Military Fairy

[matt180497]

and they say the us navy is gay

[hafferoder]

thats the sea cadets for ya

[whydidppltakemyname]

I HAD to watch it again. This hilarious! I love Monty Python!

[torrindrigon1500]

......haha I couldn't stop laughing!!!!! that was so funny!!!! i had tears coming out of my eyes from laughing after just a few seconds of this!

[HulloKat]

Alright, stop that. It's silly.

[shitbucket17]

the guy on the left at 0:34 looks like phil from modern family.

[captainclick728]

Lol they are calling the sergeant a slut XD

[Pyzlnar]

1.337m views. :x

[ArmchairRebel1]

Left wing brigade ;D

[SulisFidelis]

As a cadet I love it when people make fun of drill

[TalkingLlamer]

This is where Alex Louis Armstrong learned all he knows.

[AreFlamingosPink]

Me and my friends did this on our schools show, nobody understood it -.-'

[kroschfoenigin]

Would make me proud to be British! If I were. Which, sadly, I am not.

[giles503]

MODs secret military footage !

[owen82100]

Hmph! Makes you proud to be British! God save the Queen!

[HowlMagic95]

Eric Idle was stunned when Graham Chapman told him he was gay.

A few years later Eric dressed up in drag and pretended to be Chapman's wife in Monty Python's Flying Circus.

[kinsmed]

Funny thing is that Graham Chapman was the only gay one there.

[BeckahsWorld]

Hahaha

[kranktank]

alright stop that, it's silly

[redhavoc85]

Anyone know who the other actors are?

[Slockry]

and each of those men died with honour and self-respect.........i think.........

[fantaciy]

i'm sorry i don't speak british- could someone transcribe this please?? =D

[JacobMormon]

This is what you get for repealing "Don't ask, Don't tell"

[HowlMagic95]

This is so addictive. XD

[DaveKurtandFaye]

Eric Idle was really getting into it

[ChrisHenniker]

Thanks, Gray.

[johnnyforeigner33]

WHOOPS!



[skipaday1]

lol

[fergfighter]

Right stop that. It's silly.

[TrisinaMarioFan]

xD you couldn't afford me dear ;P

[No2moking89]

Oooh get her! Whoops!

I've got your number ducky.

You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three.

I'd scratch your eyes out.

Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear,

We all know where you've been, you military fairy!

Whoops, don't look now girls,

The major's just minced in

With that dolly colour sergeant,

Two, three, ooh-ho!

[greekyboy123]

Nostalgia for me -this and some other clips from the first film were shot at my old school. We were very pissed off at not being allowed to go in and watch.

[Canaveral305]

Am I the only one who finds hilarious the way Graham shouts "SQUAAAAD"?

[tweepixie]

K-pop rockz!

[theravendemon]

Time for a cartoon!

[crazygingergirl]

57 people couldn't afford them dear.....

[apoco]

Silly, and a bit suspect I think.

[Xstrain]

you re not for real

[remyofoxford]

Any Doctor Who fans? This is what I imagine UNIT gets up to when The Brigadier isn't looking...

[jhibbitt1]

@remyofoxford loool i reckon if he ever visits unit again they shud greet him like this as he didnt like them saluting

[Randomness7171]

@remyofoxford

Oh god yes!!! Chapman even sounded a bit like the Brigadier.

[sunstreak1]

@remyofoxford

And it wouldn't surprise me if the Doctor had a hand in it just to annoy him. lol.

[VanIslandLights]

@remyofoxford WOOP WOOP! Dr Who's the most mind-blowing, longest-running, most EPIC show out there!!! I'm sorry Monty Python, you're still awesome... :D

[JICCA18]

@remyofoxford XD XD XD XD hehehehehehehe!

[sgprestidge92]

I wonder how long it took them to learn this. I bet that was a funny practice to watch.

[FredDude27]

This is another sketch I want played at my funeral, next after "sit on my face" :)

[ColkyMadness]

Right! Stop that. It's silly... And a little bit suspect I think!

[jhibbitt1]

i almost suffocated, had to hold my breath so as not to wake anyone up from laughing

[murphygingercat]

@jhibbitt1: It's equally hard to not laugh loudly in public.

[Pharnabaze]

The rugby teams worldwide should do this against the All Blacks!

[halfNERD17]

and thats how we beat the british in the revolution

[SamuelDMorgan]

The Frogs are better at it.

[carlalouisee]

Aah dear, Just look at John Cleese.

[Sunsetsmiles3]

RIGHT stop that, it's silly. And a bit suspect I think....

[tomservo56954]

There's nothing like a display of close order swanning about...

[MrHowdareyou]

The nazi's did metal we scratched there eyes out

[LilySMiles13]

Anyone else catch Eric's wink at 0.33 :P

[oppport]

@LilySMiles13 yes, i just wish i knew what he meant when he did it

[gduane1516]

@LilySMiles13 Thats John Cleese.... ;-)

[oppport]

@gduane1516 no, that's Eric Idle- John Cleese is in front of him

[gduane1516]

@oppport Cleese is taller..

[gduane1516]

@oppport HAHA! Both of them wink actually so no wonder I got confused!

[PubjunkMcKunkin]

When I was in ROTC I practically begged my SASI to let us do this in formation; sadly he didn't really appreciate the humor LOL

[welshgirlism]

that tought the nazi's!

[rainfordlol2]

R.I.P Graham Champan ,

a legend of british humor

[PurplePunisher69]

@atfatw you complete boondork. White, German-Irish ( and a bit of Swede maybe) , so maybe youve got more in common with the Nazis than you think. Do you collect Third Reich crockery ,and have a son who smokes weed & films plastic bags blowing around in the yard ?

[atfatw]

@PurplePunisher69 what a clever moke you are. you guessed my ethnic ancestry well except I'am swiss german not 'pure' german also I have no children and unlike you I don't live in a homeless shelter or with rich divorced mum

[PurplePunisher69]

@atfatw must be a good homeless shelter with high-speed wi-fi that i live in then. You were also close, I live with a divorced woman but she aint my mom . Anyhow , why that hate on the Python vid ? And as for what the majority of Americans think of our troops , look up "British Troops arriving at DFW airport" and "Wounded British soldiers at DFW" . Also the Weaponology episode ( an American made show) dedicated to the Special Air Service has an interesting slant . good day to you

[atfatw]

@PurplePunisher69 don't you realize that most people are none too bright, simple, dumb, stiffs fit only to work and pay exorbitant taxes and breed future workers and soldiers

[Revsmeeth]

I'd say it's the seals myself.

[spartan117825]

Canadian military everyone xD

[AMacKnz]

I laugh every time i watch this :D

[ThePokiCat]

I want to see a real military squad pull this on their Sargent on april fools. XD

[madjack18]

I'm sure they made every line an innuendo for Graham, either than or he made them himself

[crewkid52]

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

[Giggleocalypse]

The Drill Sergeant looks like Ringo.

[HeadBangerAust]

Lmfao I always laugh when I see this. The sad part is that this is what they do in military drilling

[EnceladusEmpire]

This is why we need gay battalions in our army. They'd certainly scare the hell out of our enemies.

[NotAnyoneSpecial]

And this is how the British defeated the Nazis.....

[hungoversundays]

@NotAnyoneSpecial

Ofcourse, it also helped create the german pornography scene too.

[jarbydnjksd]

@NotAnyoneSpecial Damn right; with a good old outragous prance around a rooftop ;)

[sgtharry12]

@NotAnyoneSpecial i will tell you how we killed the nazi's we bombed the hell out of them. then we kicked thier ass out of north africa then we bombed them some more and then invaded their so called fortross europe then walk into berlin. and that just about sums it up really.

[TheRushingWind]

@sgtharry12 if you're going to actually respond to an obvious joke comment with an explanation of how we won the war, get it right. The RAF had some fucking ingenious tactics and basically screwed up the German "fighting machine". An example was sending in a squadron, shooting, squadron immediately gets out of there and as the German planes were recovering, another squadron flew in attacked, then flew away, and so on an so on. And that aint the half of it.

[rdej25]

@sgtharry12 idiot, it is a JOKE.

[MrJollok]

@NotAnyoneSpecial their eyes burned out

[garyJESAMINE]

Ooh!

[Sunsetsmiles3]

Lol classic monty python 

[UrukHai659]

One thing that always amazes me about the Pythons is how they can do this all with a straight face

[Bellairs120466]

@UrukHai659 They're British. This comes naturally.

[TheChica131]

Classic 

[Manfred60100]

U.S Marines.avi

[Dryftburn]

Can someone explain what "a bit suspect" means? I'm Canadain and I have no idea.

[JustRed69]

@Dryftburn er just like suspicious :) In this case they look a little TOO gay....bit suspect :)

[Dryftburn]

@JustRed69 Ohh, ok, thank you!

[Gam3rzulu]

hmmm, well thats an interesting way of doing a right dress if I dont say so myself XD

[lesschestisbest]

just a _tad_ suspect.

[TheRobert342]

had me in stiches

:D:D

[generalpacman96]

a bit suspect...

[bmgm3]

I like the way he says " and a bit suspect I think "

[TatorTay]

omg Eric Idle's voice is so distinct, all I can hear is him talking hahaha

[iwantsomecookies08]

Time for a cartoon!

[CocaColaDance]

Don't ask Don't tell

[thephantom275]

this is funny and a bit suspect i think

[2490debrick]

That wasn't funny at all the trouble with Monty and their fans who try to be like them so much is their not a funny people at all! They have rehersed this to such a degree to try too hard to make it funny you can see the boredom in their faces which ruins it! They spoil satire with slapstick which bores it to it's very roots kinda like hearing an irritating tone of Ed Millapede telling the same joke over and over and over!

[slyph63]

not a python fan myself but I love this one.

I was born and raised round the British millitery and to be honest it is only because the rest of the world can't handle anything like that aimed at their armies that it is British. We can take the joke. history is history and it is always written by the victors. It doesn't matter who won what how many hundreds of years ago. this is a funny sketch done by British comedians about at a British institution and aimed at a British audience.

[tedm82]

AMAZING - CHECK OUT THE HEADLINES

After demise of ‘don’t ask,’ activists call for end to military ban on transgenders.

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFITTING!!! YOU THILLYS 8-)

[MrMymanalishi]

I have seen the Taliban version of this, only they all kill themselves at the end of the sketch !!

[moogpunk]

genius

[FWTrump]

Can we be rid of BOTH the idiots here?

[TJMasterK]

Don't ask don't tell :D

[94samboy]

PLAY THE CARTOON

[Cheabs123]

2,3 OOOOOOooooo!

[xProGamerUKx]

instead nof guns they shoot the enemy with hand bags

[puffin51]

My God. The Devils in Skirts! Bungdit Inh and the Wali of Squat will never stand before them! Carry on up the Khyber, lads.

[PurplePunisher69]

@puffin51 Those Burpas were terrified at the sight of a man in skirt with octopus under arm

[Fireemgine3]

STOP THAT ITS SILLY and a BIT SUSPECT i THINK

[MrJackStill]

@Fireemgine3 Why have 48 people thumbed this up?!

[comanchio1976]

@MrJackStill I think some people are just glad that they understood what he said. I've never understood that 'quoting some of the video' business, seems a bit pointless.

[hellonearth5]

I did this with my mates and loads of people joined in!!

[CarryOnQuack]

Every time I watch this video I'm proud to be British. I hope we never lose this sense

of humour, as it's such a precious thing. LOL the Quack

[LocoRico89]

@CarryOnQuack I thank you guys for Monty Python, Benny Hill, Bob Hope, Peter Sellers, Eddie Izzard and Look Around You. American fan here!

[gayshorts120]

@CarryOnQuack fuck limeys

[markersandtea]

@gayshorts120 WTF?

[hotelmario510]

@gayshorts120 How about...no. This video was made by "limeys". The actors are "limeys". And they are very funny.

Fuck off.

[animorphesis]

Heh, this is why I'm an Air cadet, not ACF.

[Acidpunk101]

@animorphesis I was an air cadet, and it was mostly the other air cadets who wanted me in their bunk after lights out. Im not even joking

[custerdcake]

2 3 ohhhhhhh

[punisher1990]

TIME FOR A CARTOON!

[CoolBlokeAndABit]

It's fantastic remembering Michael Palin doing this while watching one of his very serious travel documentaries.

[inamonianim]

Check out John Cleese's face. He's really getting into it.

[1799luis]

@inamonianim I know John Cleese is just one amazing comedian, and also, These arent military faries

These are SASSY military fairies

[weirdlightsaber44]

Reminds me of the Blackadder Goes Forth opening....

[Ajoh92]

And a bit suspect i think...

[zmil97]

gay?



[kelpokelp]

@zmil97

nah, just silly :P

[27Bluebottle]

SQUAAADD!! CAMP IT! UPP!!!!

[SamiWheeler]

just a bit suspect? really?

man I wish i was british right now though.

[burnedsoul77]

me and my mates going to harrogate have to do this!

[donred101]

Boot camp must have been brutal.

[aaronrushton1]

"..and a bit suspect i think" HAHAHAAHAHAH! really?

[Adschi2010]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH.

[kelpokelp]

@Adschi2010

Monty Python's Military Fairy video on youtube, you moron.

[Adschi2010]

@kelpokelp Go away and die a horrible, painful, cancerous death.

[boletusatanicus]

@Adschi2010 no u

[kelpokelp]

@Adschi2010

What do you mean? So you ask 'WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH.', and I give a decent answer to your question... and now I need to go away and die? Wait, so you WISH that I die because of cancer? I find this quite disturbing and childish. Next time ask a 'decent and military question' instead of such a silly question.

[Adschi2010]

@kelpokelp You're just on your period.

[kelpokelp]

@Adschi2010

No, I just want to have a discussion on this subject.

So you said that I'm having a period? Well, to be honest I'm not a woman :P.

But can't you come up with something better? Or am I just right?

Then you're wrong and acting childish!

[Adschi2010]

@kelpokelp *Yawn* Oh sorry, was that a childish response?

[fixzy115]

a fine demonstration of the french army :D

[comedy1ish]

Ahhhh, now that's good old fashioned homophobia

[DrBlueDot]

SQUUUUUAAAAAD! CAMP IT, UUUUUUP!

[CubeJackal]

This is what Americans actually believe will happen if they let homosexuals serve.

[privateabstract]

@CubeJackal Homosexuals can serve. They've removed the "don't ask don't tell policy" haven't they?

[CubeJackal]

@privateabstract I know, it was a joke.

[Robertus1989]

@CubeJackal Even though I assume you meant this as a joke (and I must admit, it was a funny one), I just wanted to say that a few months ago an openly gay Minnesota soldier, who was well liked by his fellow soldiers, was tragically killed by an explosive device planted under a bridge.....We Americans care for all of our soldiers; regardless of race, creed, or sexual orientation.... I just needed to say that....but dont get me wrong, your joke was funny (I even laughed out loud).

[CubeJackal]

@Robertus1989 I'm very sorry to hear that. Yes, it was intended as a joke.

[AZ094243]

@CubeJackal it is! right?

[Capesports4]

@CubeJackal yeah our drill training capability will go through the roof now.

[lorelle09]

@CubeJackal - If you truely believe that, then why, may I ask; are homosexuals now able to serve openly?

[shellstatic]

@lorelle09 I think CubeJackal implied it to be interpreted as a joke......

[CubeJackal]

@lorelle09 It was a joke.

[megamarsvin]

@CubeJackal With a kernel of truth ;)

[hiimgod801]

@CubeJackal Way to genrealize a entire country :D

[CorvusCorone68]

@CubeJackal the homophobic Americans, i feel obliged to specify

[comanchio1976]

@CubeJackal I suspect a similar sentiment was behind the idea of the sketch in the first place.

[Apalis01]

@CubeJackal And yet, compared to some of the busywork the military ends up doing, this would be an excellent use of time.

[ahmurikuh123]

@CubeJackal

Implying anybody but conservative republican congressmen even care if homosexuals were in the military.

[TheHasanMurat]

Coldstream guards in the future?

[floouk]

Brilliant!

[JLM030396]

it would be jokes if i actually did this when i was on drill 

[LIAMDABESTABLE]

Haha

[mambypampyland]

Oh, Monty Python. Your brilliance never ceases.

[pinapplelover1]

Thats good english humour that :')

[Archetype000]

TIME FOR A CARTOON!

[heatman95]

navy?!

[Capesports4]

well, it was done with precision