Scrubs sarcasm

[DUDEFROMDUTCHLAND]

damn fake

[Tetsamaru2nd]

Molly was one of the few people in the show that was practically immune to Dr.Cox's threats/insults. She should have been around longer.

[Roozmusic1]

@Tetsamaru2nd Well, her and Carla. But that's maybe because dr. Cox likes her a bit.

[grevious01]

Damn, I wish Molly was in the show longer. Not only she was hot but her comic timing was fantastic!

[jeffreyswiderski]

OUCH!! One of the all time Great show on tv!!!!!!

[p00pkrap]

i think molly wasn't being sarcastic, she's just being molly

[NireonPhoenixDragon]

Ha LOL

[PietkaMS]

PHEW PHEW PHEW!

[PsychCrazy1]

I love Scrubs. It is DEFINITELY my favoriet doctor show. I can't believe Perry Cox was left speechless. Go Molly!!!

[iCoostard]

Oh Molly <3

[speedbuggy]

Perry Cox left speechless...lol

[queenofchikens]

I like Carla's reaction 

[darkshad109]

Well everyone on that commander video is talking about how they got there from Scrubs video's. And everyone here is talking about how they got here from the commander video. That's how the 2 are linked.

The whole situation is a metaphor of the chicken and the egg ordeal.

[MightyJoeBlack95]

@darkshad109 This deserves many thumbs ups.

[NVaizard]

YouTube suggestions are getting mad

[YodaTalksShit]

Mmmmmm..... Heather Graham......

[qualimania]

Could anybody please write the sarcastic dialog? I cannot understand the speech well.

[Halo3ForumEurope]

@qualimania "Hey, sorry I'm late." "We weren't. Waiting for you." "Great! I'm on time!"

Then later:

"...but with reconstructive facial surgery on top of that; in my professional opinion, yikes!" "Hey if you ARE coming in, I'd like to go ahead and phone up my poolman and my architect so I can fill up the room with just as many useless people as possible." "Great. My mom's in town, can I call her?"

[safwat1990]

why is an architect useless :(

[Halo3ForumEurope]

@safwat1990 Because an architect has absolutely no medical knowledge.

[OnestarWazHere]

I've never seen this episode. The blond girls name is Molly? My name is Molli. Same name, just spelled differently.... Scary...

[MDCVFIF]

@OnestarWazHere What's even scarier is the man who played James T Kirk in Star Trek was called Will. That's my name too, maybe I'll grown up one day to be the captain of the Federation Star Ship Enterprise...

[jakethesnake2k8]

@MDCVFIF sarcasm for the win!!!

[PsychoRythem319]

seriously Cox is losing his mojo lately.... :/ no pun intended

[QuesoGr7]

I love the characters that can actually counter Dr. Cox xD

[Thommie1313666]

ouch. Cox sarcasm got countered.

[RYouScare]

''aahhh that vvas good ''xD

[218gordon328]

Carla's little giggle at the end is so cute.

[lilsister2]

AHAHA!! Feisty and passive aggresive.. can't beat that.

[pew2u]

Dashboard-face LOL

[Voidevil]

Favourite Scrubs characters in order:

Elliot

J.D.

Dr. Cox

Molly

The Todd

[godofwar691]

@Voidevil nah mines is dr. cox

eliot

JD

Molly

todd

but everyone has their own opinion. XD

[Voidevil]

@godofwar691 Fair enough

[m2mfan4eva]

@godofwar691 WHAT ABOUT THE JANITOR?!?!?!??

[godofwar691]

@m2mfan4eva that is true....janitor goes above the todd

[godofwar691]

@godofwar691 HOLY CRAP I FORGOT SOMEONE... Ben is hands down my most favorite character on scrubs although he died relli early. bt still he is above dr. cox

[CaliFaintFightz]

she looks like her vagina smells like a 3 week old tuna sandwhich.

[barajevac87]

The BEST series EVER!!!!!!

[danb1990]

How is this related to the "fuck you asshole" scene from Commando?

[squamish4244]

@danb1990 I have no idea at all.  Except that I'd like Arnold to do that to JD.

[khandbleachfan]

@danb1990 i dont know but if you find out tell me

[Palmen1990]

@danb1990 it isnt

[vincentferrer777]

@danb1990 It's the subtitles... Dr Cox went Commando on Molly but she said: fuck you asshole. That's why he left angry...

[shittyfagg]

@vincentferrer777 That makes no sense. You make no sense, sir.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@danb1990 fuck you asshole!

That's how ;P

[RichardKleiner]

@danb1990 because it was a comeback?

[18satanica]

I love how he's momentarily impressed but then storms off because he has nothing to say xD

[volcanictruth]

Dr Cox the funniest character with the best lines in Television comedy history!

[rooguee1]

@junebxps

fuck off you stupid wanker, if you don't like it dont watch it you gay fucker

[pkduexmachina]

heather gramham <3

[Jackalofdeath]

jews cant write scripts for shit

[toThe9thPower]

@Jackalofdeath sure, because all writers are jews, and all jewish writers cannot write... Anything else you need to add Mel Gibson??

[2102race]

What episode is this?



[ethanradd]

meh, Arnold's video was better

[smartyballer20]

pause, then play, then hit 6 over and over

[hana848]

dashboard face hahaha

[maxlr812]

heather graham is so HOT

[FreemanLambda]

How do this have anything to do with the Governator!?

[abdur94]

Lmao 333,333rd View :P

Nice Burn on Dr Cox.

[bpoohed189]

I would have said. "Well since she mothered you, I would expect her to make an appearance! seeing as you're useless!"

[wesroo]

@bpoohed189

Wow, that would be EPIC(ly underwhelming)

[bpoohed189]

@wesroo: your sarcasm is wasted on me you giant pregnant beast, THIS...is an anger free zone

[Arsenkov]

Dr Cox meets his match!

[epicfail0077]

"we weren't - waiting for you"

[Xaltus]

Where was the sarcasm?

X

[Rohan2300]

@Xaltus 90% of this video was sarcastic.

[Xaltus]

@Rohan2300

I was being sarcastic : )

Guess it doesn't really work well in textural format XD

X

[anythingcool111]

i have a crazy ass motherfucking teacher called mrs. meyers and she is a fucking bitch

[Blackjackreggie]

@anythingcool111 She need a dick

[Chargersarethebest86]

26 people have a dashboard face.

[dovermoreno]

Molly from scrubs and Molly from Rocket Boom.

Which one is HOTTER ?????

[RogueZed]

@dovermoreno Haha - no-one can possibly answer that question. :)

[tdcloki]

@dovermoreno what no link ?

[inuyasha9454]

its funny as hell when perry or pear pear ad JD called him several times has no comeback

[mariano26788]

is heater graham??

[Detsawm]

@mariano26788 yes

[Lythus]

Carla's laugh is awsome 0:36

=D

[keilxkey2255]

25 Dashboard faces disliked this video

[BlueAuraWolf]

Damn you Scrubs! Why'd you have to leave!? D:

[GreenHerbTube]

Dr. Cox is so damn funny though!

[freddylovejoy]

PWNED

[EverdayDreamer]

Love the upbeat, obnoxious optimism! So funny: )

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." -Herm Albright

[4pl3x]

molly is naked in the movie Boogie Nights :D

[dawnoflife3]

@4pl3x OH DEAR GOD, I DONT KNOW HOW I CAN POSSIBLY THANK YOU

[cradleofdeath123]

cox got pwned

[MarilyHearts]

Molly is just awesome xD

[UnluckyAmulet]

God, I find her SO annoying...no wonder Dr Cox growled.

[p00nstartnow]

Sorry I'm late!

- We weren't waiting for you.

Great I'm on time!

Molly <3

[set073june172]

Im in love with her..

[mwhite4324]

@timsalt3100 she's an actress, it's what her script says. Fucking hell man

[onegemini77]

@mwhite4324 Molly is a Character in a script. Molly as a character in a script is hot and smart enugh to turn sarcasm from Dr. Cox back at him. Fucking Hell Man!

You see, anyone can be a jerk in anonymous posts on youtube. Even jerks who state the obvious as you did. Just because it is an actress playing the part, does not mean her CHARACTER can not be described by other commentors such as timsal3100.

Or was it just that your comment made you feel like a grown up?

[colin70000]

Molly is like "Anti-Cox" !!

[tewfiftioscar]

Scrubs blows

[THEGODOVROIDZ]

@tewfiftioscar i agree, it blows the house down, it's great isnt it.

[101commentary]

The best thing about this clip is her sarcastic comment back. And also, oh, I don't know, her boobies :)

[szumwalt001]

I am glad Heather Graham doesn't live near me. It would be hard to not stalk and rape her.

[Timsalt3100]

not only is molly cute she is smart enough to turn a scarcsasm from cox back at him

[themonger42]

.....i wish i could be a Molly

but im to pissy for that.... and im not a blonde anymore

[ZGippe40GK]

"Hey if you are coming in I just might call up my pool boy and my architect to fill the room with just as many useless people as possible." hahahahahahahahahahaha!

[skinwalkerxxx]

Wow that comeback was awful

[PaulAnt2008]

I love girls like Molly - very cute, random, a sarcastic sense of humour.

[diamondboy9]

gotta love heather graham, shes best on austin powers when she has hot shorts

[Englandsbestlover]

I would sniff Molly's knickers when she's taking a shit if she'd let me

[soccerfc123]

@Englandsbestlover wtf lmao

[chucky2kaii10]

Hmmm

Strange voices XDDD

[crza814]

WTF needs to be explained. Pretty easy to follow. Unless u r a ra'tard.

[CornickGirl]

what season and episode was this?

[TheAwesomeGear]

@CornickGirl I don't know. :)

[highonhayek]

ok, i give. someone explain the snappy comeback to me.

[GreenSSProductions]

that sarcastic laugh from cox is genius

[RinLockhart]

I love Molly so much. She's my favorite character, too.

[alexmiddleton4]

Molly is hot but Elliot can stick her entire fist in her mouth!

[aboo00oode992]

@alexmiddleton4 oh come on , Molly is waaaaaaaaaaay hotter than Elliot !!

[alexmiddleton4]

@aboo00oode992 Yeah I agree.....but Elliot can stick her entire fist in her mouth!!!

[TheOfficialScrubs]

Watch All Scrubs Episodes @ My Channel

[jumpyjump90]

Now, that was really good :-D

[bokkkyyy]

Carla´s so cute in the end

[Shehdginger]

haha..good one:P

[feedi150]

Awsem laugh from Carla

[crackshack2]

intellectual jokes....

[daplayer]

Man i wish i knew someone like Molly!

[destroyer4253]

@daplayer i know someone like molly :)

[destroyer4253]

@daplayer i do shes hilarious

[canadatubeonly]

@daplayer

you do know , you just don't know that you know.

[raiman99]

@daplayer

belive me... it gets hard after some time.... xD i know a person like molly....

[jimtheadoremorrison]

@daplayer loser

[HabemusVlog]

@daplayer I wish that too... I'd be banging that gorgeous booty every night :D

[TyrianPurple]

could someone wirite down what molly said after "see, I think this is like ..". she either uses a word and/or a phrase here I simply don't know since I got absolutely no problem understanding everything else in this video :/.

[boobalo81]

if your talking about :14 she says "see, i think as a psychiatrist i should be there when ms myers bandages get removed"

[TyrianPurple]

damn xD I got it all wrong from the beginning... THANK YOU !

[friskyalison]

She say "see i think as a psychiatrist that i should be there when ms myers bandages get removed ...."

[TyrianPurple]

thank you though boobalo told me already ^^

[SuperRandomCookie]

It may not be right to call blonds dumb but its a scientifically proven fact that those that have blond hair are most likely to not be the brightest bulb in the box as opposed to other hair colors.

[beanly1986]

Best scene ever... :D

[dovermoreno]

There is no such thing as a dumb blonde. They are all smart but just WANT you to think they're dumb.

That's why every "dumb blonde" that I've ever met usually ended the night with all of my money and the keys to my car....

[21SOAR]

@dovermoreno Maybe blonde girls are average...I won't pass judgment on them. You on the other hand...

[dovermoreno]

"...are the smartest person in the universe and my hero."

Is THAT what you were gonna say ? ;)

[21SOAR]

@dovermoreno yes thats the word

[rodyle1313]

There is such a thing as a dumb blonde, as well as a dumb brunette, dumb redhead and dumb [insert any hair colour in existence]. Hair colour is in no way found to be correlated with IQ or anything. Therefore, there'll statistically be the same (relative) amount of stupid people no matter what haircolour you're looking at.

[Almutairi999]

blonde dumb girls are good fuck

[zuppup1]

She was one of the character's that I wished had stayed longer.. Unlike Kim. o_o

[TheDanishDork]

0:35.

Such a cute laugh from Cox :D.

[FantasmaLuna]

Methinks Cox hath met his match.

[putinblood]

Yikes!

Good Golly Miss Molly!

[WilliamAndDakota]

i dont understand wat shes sayin. i hear..'my mom is a tant'

[Voshronogi]

It's:

"My mom is in town"

[SabbitheTeenageWitch]

@WilliamAndDakota oh my god, its obvious what she says, she goes, oh great, my moms in town should i call her too?'

[WilliamAndDakota]

@SabbitheTeenageWitch wow...maybe you should calm down instead of smarting off to ppl u dont know. my audios screwed up

[dan4jc]

Yah molly [Heather Graham] is very attractive, especially since shes 34 years old... she won a cover for the greatest body of her age.

[CloudsClassics]

molly is the only one who gets to him :D

[capoeirahataari]

ahhh the secret weapon against sarcasm: pretend to take what one says literally (though i dont think it would work EVERY time)

[MJCornehl]

Best medical opinion ever: "Yikes!"

LMAO to the limit!

[iLysmelk]

wut?

[TheMeatloaflover]

i dont get this

[ImbueRob]

the reason you don't 'get this' is because in fact you have the brainpower measurable to algae and by the way; thats a plant.

[TheMeatloaflover]

i meant the comeback is not funny at all, u stupid fuk

[ImbueRob]

the statement 'i dont get this' usual refers to a feeling of confusion and a lack of understanding and not that of a conjecture of indifference to the subject matter. please use more appropriate vocabulary in future you slack-jawed cretin

[ImbueRob]

p.s look up sarcasm in the dictionary. this may help your remedial understanding of rhetorical devices :D

[iamnotapie]

It's funny because Cox was being sarcastic and expecting Molly to be offended but Molly pretended to take what he said at face value, invalidating his sarcasm and causing Cox frustration.

It's not funny if you have to explain the joke.

[TheMeatloaflover]

i understood the jokes intention, it wasnt funny to me, u explaining it doesnt make it funnier/un-funnier to me.... moron

[iamnotapie]

Don't see what was moronic about explaining a joke.

Your grammar is quite moronic on the other hand...

[HerbertHKohl]

Only some algae are classified as plants.

[WeirdSh1t]

Molly is so dam HOT!!!

[formatR]

@WeirdSh1t Elliot's hotter!

[tenebraebr]

@formatR I'd do them BOTH =p

[CoMMoN1337]

oh you mean dashboard face ?

rofl

[kyal987654321]

Owned.

[oOllC4LLUMllOo]

lol

[V0r4xiz]

J.D. and Turk are no actors, stupid. Zach Braff and Donald Faison are actors. Somebody watches too much TV, I take it ? xD

[renoo27]

You mean they act as themselves?

[dinoanimal15]

no there inters

[SIMONANGEL1]

wow... you're an idiot!!

J.D. is a doctor, and Turk is a surgent.

carla is a nurce