Timmy's Wish

[tomasm2005]

LMAO! :D

[mrroper]

haha, I can't belie I'm just seeing this for the first time. Hilarious.

[zach2992]

"Jesus hates you this we know

For Jesus just told you so."

[PeytonRobz]

"aw fuck"

[PeytonRobz]

-___-

[HeroicDolphin]

Scumbag god! Killed more people than voldemort. Or Hitler.

[dannyboi70savege]

OMG THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[TheMafiaBlueprint]

what a classic, so funny

[timdulaine]

Oh My,..IT IS ME!!!

[MaikUniversum]

I wanna kill somebody, I wanna kill somebody!!!!

[weinke2005]

lol wtf.. real funny moses.

[M00ndragon69]

For those bitching about this video, so you are against freedom of speech? You do know not everyone is a Christian, and maybe some of you are guilty of mocking the beliefs of others.

Seriously if you are offended, go watch something else.

[iamthewalrusQ]

haha love it!

[SuperGuitarman69]

Satanic in origin. Whoever made this will be burning in the hottest spot in hell. So will the actor. Not the little boy he will grow up be born again and show this to the world as to how demonic sprits actually work!

[joolicker]

@SuperGuitarman69 you sound gay SuperGayman69. I bet your gay.

[SuperGuitarman69]

@joolicker No I am not. Most atheists have tendencies tho. So that applies to you. They think god hates them because they are gay. He doesn't. But you hate god. But this video here? Timmys wish? This is probably the lowest and stupidest video on YouTube. I feel sorry for the kid they made make this thing. Even more the adults involved? The are demon possessed. No question on that. So you are gay? Be proud.

[greatestsongsofLIFE]

@SuperGuitarman69 wow, your fucking insane!! 

[SuperGuitarman69]

@greatestsongsofLIFE No the fact you came to this video proves you are. Good luck in the afterlife. Unfortunately there is no such thing as luck. You are doomed.

[animagus91]

@SuperGuitarman69 You realize you came to this video to right? So your argument is invalid. Also what happened too Matthew 7 “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you." So as you put it your doomed. Have a nice day!!

[animagus91]

@animagus91 Also I just realize how old this post was. Oh well to late now.

[SuperGuitarman69]

@animagus91 We do not judge, but we have the responsibility (it's all over the bible), to point out demonic forces.. This isn't a creative piece of work, or even a literary contribution to society.. It was made not by atheists, but by those who hate God.. They believe in God fully.. They just hate him.. And that? I have a responsibility to tell the truth about as a Christian.. That this is satanic, not an opinion.. Have a nice day!!

[oL0io]

I love Brussels sprouts and liver ;c

[Surathan]

Suddenly, while the boy was crying

THE TOYS CAME ALIVE AND KILLED EVERYONE!

And thats how the movie Chucky came to be :-D

[whop9]

0:19 The song is from FFVI O_O!

[Kobrag90]

Dancing bloody jesus!

[richardbhaenson]

Ma no!!! Gesù che caga e se guarda er paginone centrale de PLAYBOY è troppo! XD

[srh1502]

I can't really think of anything to say other than "soooo... that was kinda funny xD"

[ninjaman42oo]

listen you little prick your up to your fucking eyeballs XD

[ninjaman42oo]

BTW U GUYS ARE THE BEST :D

[ninjaman42oo]

jeasus christ is a fucking false profit!!!! relgion is a FUCKING SHAM

[valeriejames88]

I'm glad you're to intelligent that you've enlightened me. You can't even spell....

[bewarethelizards42]

I love Jesus in this. He's so cool.

Much better than the one those Christians go on about :D

[gothatfunk]

not quite the second coming most people expect.....

[paolox3]

This is just so...wrong...on so many levels.

But something in me liked it?

I will be asking Jesus about this one.

[77wildwood]

well, this video i would hope, is just for entertainment, or for a joke, but the truth is, that Jesus is real, & He's really our loving careing Father, & His sacrafice on the cross, is our salvation for the forgiveness of our sins, & the promise of everlasting life with Him in Heaven, all we have to do is accept Him, into our hearts, & therefore make Him our personnal Savior. there's nothing better-

[vyraigerevyraigers]

religious peaople can just suck the bible :D

[JaradBMX]

This is def not accurate at all

[Mermanatee]

hahaha the shroud

[3RubberbulletKisses]

this video is quite pointless...

there is no purpose in this aside from offending a lot of religious people.

[dannyman90]

uhh, yeah.....so?

[OrodesIII]

very clever

[korscha000]

@ TOMY1234321: I think it wouldn't even make it to DVD.

[monkwhy]

this is gold my friend! lol

[GnosticAtheist]

This video ranks high on my list of liquid awesomeness. 5/5, faved and subbed.

[bloodyrediron]

JESUS CHRIST

[Lugiaheart]

omg jesus would never do somethin like that. D:

[13235675511]

lol

[joebroome]

hilarious

[lionsstare]

There wouldn't be blood spray because there is no heart beat.....

This is in BAD TASTE......

[XChillX42]

Haha, funny though.

[GnosticAtheist]

....

Oh really, what a shocker. :|

[AddKid3]

prove it

[beka8]

Awesome!

[guy54612]

JESUS!

[guy54612]

by my previous comment i mean't it was hilarious

[taytay1218r]

hahah! i loveedd da ending!!!

like da best video iv eva seen!

[XChillX42]

IZ ITTTTTTT -.- Retard.

[TubbyCatProductions]

I love the whole "friendship mountain" montage. That's fucking hilarious.

[simple11q]

What a fabulous shortfilm! It was like small fireworks were going off inside my brain. xD

[MForce2k]

lol.

"Let them make fools of themselves in a public square" and "Making fun of them is the best solution."

How very Christian of that broad. She should either stfu or commit herself.

[flurtbug]

lol that's fucking hilarious!

[ECWNET]

I love how all of the psycho conservative Christians are having mental breakdowns over this. This is hilarious!

[holycrapwhatthefuck]

Hahahahahahahaha this shit is great!

[ryandombrowski]

this is awful...

[lol02468]

lol! Timmy : Oh, Fuck!

[l0uiedew]

ok this is kinda funny but i dont like my lord looking like a devil

[homeostasis4me]

Your lord has been the cause of more murder on our planet than any other....

[dcf77]

Actually it were always people killing in the name of their respective deity being the cause of murder. I don't think there is any religion where you can read explicitly "go to Whateverland and kill everyone there".

[homeostasis4me]

Nah, you're absolutely right; the Koran is a good example of that. I does not name anyone or any nation in particular, it just says to kill with the sword anyone who is not a muslim and refuses to convert. Pretty much that means the whole fucking world......read the book for yourself, don't take my word for it...

[happygrrrr2]

this is crazy... God help that poor kid.Jesus has a bad mouth. like bad santa gone Jesus. Just wow... I hated this.

[someweirdgayguy]

What do you hate about it?

[happygrrrr2]

I am a christian and I just don't like my Savior looking like a killer but I know many people who would find it funny and the clip is well made.

[missbumblebree]

This is pretty repugnant, sac religious, and down right sick. this is really bad, I'm not sure why this is even up.

[cs302b]

Its that whole freedom of speech thing. Gosh darn offensive people, why can't we make everything but the smurfs and cookie monster illegal?

[cs302b]

in response to

missbumblebree.. I hit reply...

[dcf77]

I'm more for making the smurfs illegal. :)

[jasonguyperson]

lol i can't believe i just watched that! (the kid is a good actor)

[kawaiitoboe]

lol wut

[JCHooser2008]

.... and the worst part was that he had to finish his dinner again! lol

--JC

[Vally123]

lol, anybody else thinking of buddy christ right now? xD

[timmyflores]

uhh timmy timym timmy timmyt imym

[Nightwarden28]

HAHAHAHAH!

[aaronmcyaesu]

Awesome ... we`ve all been there Timmy !

[Nightwarden28]

we've al had our parents killed by jesus? lol

[TasteOfTorment]

Hahaha

[NethDugan]

That is FANTASTIC. Really it is, I haven't the words!

[onehundreddollars]

That was excellent.

[Chilliepop]

lol ooook....

[metalslimeknight]

Best Jesus Ever XD

[quietrobert03]

we watched this in my script writing class.

so perfect.

[KuroUrufu07]

.......Holy..... Wow... xD

[Fromh0lland]

Brilljant, the ending was just perfect.

[draconic33]

I laff'd hard.

[cyclops3145]

im scared...

[GreenRain5]

He has creepy toys.

[chiporskip]

lol sweet 5 strs!

[JohnEvansChaoseed]

...wtf?

[lefest102]

this kinda scared me.....[T___T]

[ButterKnuckles]

wwjd

[goldencompasshaha]

this is funny, but not really a good thing for a little boy to act... bad words, killing, adult things, especially at the end when he said "oh f**k" i really think its not really good..

[Necrosaro]

fucking awesome

[bombingcontent]

hilarious! love it

[JassimAlAli]

That small actor named "Darian Weiss"!!

[acristinajv7]

esta genial!!

[DougPABowhunter]

LMFAO

[tommyzax]

Ranks up there are one of the most offensive films ever. But... it WAS morbidly fascinating, even funny. The scariest part is the acting... it was GOOD.

[bombshellblonde544]

Holy crap. I have never had a vifeo on YouYube repsent me with this sort of conflict..... Laugh because it's funny or scream because it paints Jesus in the worst possible light. Not sure whether to be amused or pissed

[tomderbomb]

fucking hillarious

[jvarkalis]

Jesus Rules!!!

[kaylouise96]

when jesus was looking over his parents timmy screamed like a bitch lol ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Lionspoint]

Hey!

At the end I expected a super magical thanks to Sweet Baby Jesus. Overall, this video is fairly perverse, but then so is religion.

Excellent job.

[ks0ccergk]

LOL WTF?

Awesome.  Hilarious.

[H4x0rGtaS]

Hehe , Children starving in China , China is okay.

[atomjack]

Well done!!!

[marknatuurlijk]

It;s realy cool!

[Sophist999]

i would love to shoot the theological shit w/you. 5 star video hellarious

[SikAmikanica]

mean!!!

but funny.....xD

[amraam7]

Jesus is cool!

[zag2]

lol I remember the first time I saw this on atom films. one of my favorites.

[CaptainRutger]

OMG !

Yeah, old joke ;-)

[xxxDeadheartxxx]

OH GAWD! I LOL'D

[Dark13Trinity]

As a recovering christian I must say this Is f*cking hilarious!!!

[celldweller1982]

lol thats wrong in so many ways, but yet still i cant help but laughing my ass off

[clicb4]

Lol...wow!  I love the "Aww FUCK!" at the end! Looks like the Bible got Jesus "slightly" wrong. :P

[haireball]

HI GOREY

[sangonaomi]

The scene at about 2:42 with Jesus standing in the middle of the living room like that had me on the floor laughing. This vid is hilarious!

[lurkerrekrul]

Loved it!

It's amazing though; Make a parody that paints Jesus in the worst possible light and the worst that happens is some people get offended. Make a single frame cartoon about Muhammad and the fanatics riot and call for the author's death.

[seopeter22]

...hey, where did he get that acid?

[likeAgopher]

Jesus turned some water into wine, and then turned the wine into acid, of course.

[marsw002]

If i was that kid id be like dud screw it im converting to christianity

[alwaysreit]

its mohammad. woohoo.

cause if its jesus, i'll have to kill ya

[TheGoodRevDevore]

Classy and good show!!! As a proud member of El Cheapo Films, The Good Reverend Devore approves of this film short. Thank you.

[ikpraatmetpoezen]

Well... that's gotta be the most random story I've ever seen about Jesus... and I've read the bible!

[nekkrobutcher]

Haha Proof that Jews suck.

[ikpraatmetpoezen]

Where do you find that proof? It doesn't have anything to do with jews sucking or not, the only thing said about jews is that Jesus is not going to help them.

But you're probably just really dumb and will probably respond with name-calling.

[nekkrobutcher]

Well if even Jesus isn't going to help the Jews, then there must be something wrong with them. They are horrible creatures. However they taste quite delightful after being roasted in a furnace for a couple hours. Everyone knows that, even the Jews. Perhaps especially the Jews.

[devatron]

how dickish.

[ikpraatmetpoezen]

Yeah, well sorry to break it to you love, but the video is not real. It's a joke. It's not a representation of real life. Maybe you should get away from your computer and out of your house some time, so you get a better perspective on real life.

[nekkrobutcher]

Perhaps you should stop sucking teh Jew cock. That might give you a better perspective on life. A persective that doesn't include hairy Jew testicles.

[ikpraatmetpoezen]

quote:

"Where do you find that proof? It doesn't have anything to do with jews sucking or not, the only thing said about jews is that Jesus is not going to help them.

But you're probably just really dumb and will probably respond with name-calling. "

wow, prediction fulfilled.

[ikpraatmetpoezen]

That's nice dear, now please stop embarrassing yourself.

[ikpraatmetpoezen]

Haha yeah you do that :)

[AlbertWikowonkavitz]

You remind me of Cartman...

[klaasdeboer]

Wow, you should try that with Mohammed in stead of Jesus.

The acteurs would probably really be dead by now :D. And off course some flags burned and the country where it is made has lost its' trade with the Middle East.

[devatron]

how wonderfully random. people thriving on religiou persecution will do what they can to route any subject in a fashion to fit their hateful desires.

[Dark13Trinity]

With the millions of people that have been slaughtered In the name of christianity.. I say they had It coming.

[basslicker420]

Brilliant.

[jenkinscrowe]

Nothing short of brilliant. Also very, very funny. Kudos!!

[MizBabyGirl]

Wow! I can't believe how young Darian Weiss was. This short film was made in like 2001 or something. He was still just a little kid back then.

[MizBabyGirl]

I know the original year the short film was made. It's 2002, not 2001. I thought it was 2001, but I was wrong. Silly me.

[sowhatsupwithcancer]

Pure. Gold.

[Jacobsary]

ahahaha awh fuck!

[ratfink74]

Funny as Fuck,Jesus is sooo cool!

[stevebut]

This was awesome! This joke is like the Easter Bunny hates you and the Santa Clause from Black20

[ev2081974]

Does anybody know the song played in this short film?

[Herzeleid113]

la donna e mobile

[ev2081974]

yeah, qual piuma al vento...

[bixx1126]

LOL, Jesus drinks beer...I knew it!

[SkySonic]

Wow...

[ECWNET]

lol, i gotta try this prayin thing outXD

and god, how young was darian here?

[JLAAM995]

adore this. XD

[taylorloveyou]

my little brother's name is timmy so we typed it in, and this is what we got. and now he's really scared. [: haha lol.

[yoshi400]

lol FUnny lol

[gradystack]

I lol'd hard at this the first time I saw it a few months ago....Came across it again just as funny now as it was then.

[CrimsonCrescent]

That was bad, I didn't even laugh

[bumblingb]

Twisted!! I can't believe I found it funny at the end even though I was completely irked out for the rest of it.