Hong Kong '97 Footage

[Erni68X]

WHA AH SENKI

[leonel1982]

I don't quite recall this happening during the Hong Kong Handover. I recall the PLA troops were rather decent looking and proceeding very orderly down the highway in no big rush in like 3 or 4 troop carriers. But then again, I fell asleep during the last half hour of British colonialism so I wouldn't know!

[TheAGKMisadventures]

A herd of fuckin' ugly red. lol

[Letsplaymaster56]

PLEEESE BURN THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[illuminatioracle]

probably the only video game in history to show snuff images

[greengiller]

So THIS is what hong kong was like when I was born...

[ArrogantGamer1]

fuckin' ugly graphics

[Powerbubblesful]

Oh, that Japan...

[robotdan]

Call of Duty 5: China Ops

[Infectionzs]

Umm... what.... uhh...

No?

[satinsguard]

This song will be the first thing you hear when you die.

[satinsguard]

0:32 "A herd of fuckin' ugly reds." XD

[doeswhathelikes]

Why would I even? I could see AVGN review this.

[xXbutters1234]

@doeswhathelikes we have the same idea lol.

[christiantysoe]

@doeswhathelikes The game is extremely rare. Again, it's a foriegn homebrew game, so there's probably less than 100 copies in the world, most of them being in Japan.

To actually obtain a physical copy of this game would most likely reach up to the cost of a new PS3 or Xbox 360 due to its infamy and low numbers.

[doeswhathelikes]

@christiantysoe Thanks for your knowledge.

[christiantysoe]

@doeswhathelikes lol sarcasm

[bassmajor]

That song loop is disturbing, kill it with fire :D

[dash1141]

What. In. The. Fuck?

[ItJustFadesAway]

I would rather hear Hitler shout at me.

[MosquitoBull]

It's funny how this game was made in 1995, and they predicted the transfer of power, mass immigration, the crime rate spike, AND the death of Deng Xiaoping.

[purplehaze2250]

@MosquitoBull I KNOW RIGHT? break out the aluminum foil hats...

[Thepokemonabides]

This gme is fuckin' TERRIBLE... The music's shit and the background is Horrible and Game Over picture is CRAP and in the beginning of the intro it says that they need original S-NES games!? WTF

[Kratos0909]

amazing game..

[Dragoonknight717]

WTF 

[10000DarkAngel10000]

this is worst game what i ever seen! Mortal kombat 1 MORE BETTER than this shit!

[realysm42]

@10000DarkAngel10000

It is better than your grammar sir.

[realysm42]

@realysm42 Please, elaborate?

[JosiePika]

what

this is more trippy than Katamari Damacy and Yume Nikki put together

[purplehaze2250]

wo ai beijing tianamen tiananmen shang taiyang sheng!wo ai beijing tianamen tiananmen shang taiyang sheng!wo ai beijing tianamen tiananmen shang taiyang sheng!wo ai beijing tianamen tiananmen shang taiyang sheng!wo ai beijing tianamen tiananmen shang taiyang sheng!wo ai beijing tianamen tiananmen shang taiyang sheng!wo ai beijing tianamen tiananmen shang taiyang sheng!wo ai beijing tianamen tiananmen shang taiyang sheng!wo ai beijing tianamen tiananmen shang taiyang sheng!

[Worsett]

Official Nintendo Seal of QUALITY

[JohnFordDanceTroupe]

A herd of fuckin' ugly Reds.

[LarryBundyJr]

Is it possible to complete the game? 1.2 billion?

[bareirito]

Lol engrish at the beginning of the video. XD

[DraculaXHunter101]

A herd of Fucking Reds Ugly Reds???? Wow just Wow... The First Screen says that and I think im already turned off by this shitty Space Invaders Rip-off.

[MrFraserFilms2009]

What exactly would happen if you some how managed to kill 1.2 billion of them?

[MrFraserFilms2009]

What did I watch, Tell me!

[christiantysoe]

Japanese innovation

[crazymike2006]

I've had nightmares about this.

[SplendidTats]

And if you thought Youtube reduced the quality it, guess again!

[fanoultimatev3]

somebody know who is the dead guy at 1:43? because i know that pic is not fake

[Wesley683]

wtf

[PoisonInc]

So you play as Bruce Lee's blood relative, and shoot white stuff at "fuckin' ugly reds", and then fight the giant disembodied head of Tong Shau Ping.

Wow.

[Pwned000]

lol wut

[Severling]

 the image in the minute 1:45.Is a real body¡¡¡¡This is snuff¡¡¡

[FanAuthor1]

I really hope those photos are somehow doctored.... otherwise.....oh god.....

[DB8ed]

O_____________________O

[MrDekoso]

worst game ever.......just.....I don't know......by the way...looks like HappySoft (but sad game) was a Beer company...or something.......weird

[illuminatioracle]

hong kong 97, but chin died in 1992. the game is even more disturbed than it let on.

[GmanX50]

BEST GAME EVER BECAUSE "F*CKIN'" AT 0:34

[yalnif11]

is kind of like robotron 2084 and smash tv

[yalnif11]

0:49 was pretty disturbing

[sezani]

@yalnif11 Yes indeed the background picture was from a nazi concentration camp :(

[JazzMasterSaddler1]

but...will it blend??

[Dedboy]

It's kinda catch, in the was Syphilis is.

[abc2390986]

I used to love this song in my childhood. Now... alas

[RabidWaffles]

I demand a high-def 3d remake w/ advanced physics.

i want to see real-time rendered fuckin' ugly reds. rushing from the mainland.

[DaKewlJamal]

@RabidWaffles but it has all those features already tho??

[yukiandkiba]

I love how in the stats,It says that it's mostly Men that watch this. Cause ya know,Most of my friends would run in terror at the sight of the corpse. XD

Male 13-17

Male 25-34

Male 18-24

[Akhiloth]

A herd of fuckin' ugly reds. are rushing from the mainland.

[Espiibutt]

I think it looks rather fun when compared to modern gaming. At least it's somewhat difficult, unlike Bioshock which is beaten by setting your controller down and slamming your head on it repeatedly while drooling. Or Final Fantasy XIII, where you tape down the X button and leave the system on for 50 hours. D:

[an1man1ac54l1f3]

If I could, I'd make a parody game worse than this called "North Korea 2012" with stick figures in a white background going ape shit. The gameplay would be similar to Hong Kong 97, but instead of "I Love Beijing Tainamen", you would just get a high pitched voice saying "Hi Tee" over and over again. If you die, the screen would say "YOUR DIED".

[SparkBerri]

Ahhh the song is stuck in my head now D:!!!

[calvindowner]

you missed a syringe.

[DraculaXHunter101]

And I thought Superman64 was abysmal.

[themanwithnonose]

this game is about genocide... and they're playing this happy looping upbeat music the whole time

[TheHevquip]

@themanwithnonose But doesn't that just sum up China for you?

[ifurkend]

Lyric translation:

"I love Beijing Tiananmen. Tiananmen is like a God of Sun."

Just plain brainless XD

[SteveMagatama]

Jackie Chin is a pretty cool guy

[shish39]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO IT CAME FROM SATANS ASSHOLE!!!!!!! HUMANATY IS AT STAKE DOOMSDAY IS COMING A GIANT GODDAMM HEAD IS COMING TO EARTH!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[BlueBajs]

This is a game for AVGN to review, send it his fucking way.

[damicroquete2]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA

ANNOYING SONG

 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[r1verqueen]

NEVER AGAIN

[TheFunkyBones]

After this, Happy Soft was never heard from again.

[thesacredbeast2000]

i don't know why everyone hates this game i love it, and i love the power glove, i also love getting hit in the head with hammers :D

[estlib]

This game is incredibly lame! I think AVGN should take a look at this :D

[VaderNES]

Chin is dead!

[francisjairam]

This is the worst game I've ever seen

[Anthony3PO]

That's the most shocking Game Over screen that I have ever seen

[PristineSneakers]

Holy crap I remember actually being kind of freaked out by this as a kid... Worst game ever, but the weird-factor kept me coming back more than it should have.

[christianmetalgear]

it means somthing like "the sun dawns over Tienanmen square" i think :s

[amethystducky]

...they should make a sequel. Or a remake in HD quality.

[francisjairam]

This game is bad and awful

[SegaBroadcast]

This is the second worst game I'd ever played.

[satinsguard]

@SegaBroadcast What was the worst?

[PHILRYABKIN]

I think I found a game worse than both E.T and Action 52 combinded.

[ineedapizza]

even shaq fu is better than this!

[RabidWaffles]

Fuckin ugly reds rushing from the mainland

[mikecronis]

Wow, very interesting and edgy for its time.

[marocel]

My friends, we have just discovered a game worse than E.T.

[HaohmaruHL]

only Action 52 can be worse of them all

[marocel]

True. Very true.

[XCARxPILExUPX]

this game was made in 5 min.

[99bit]

Game of the year, all years!

[Lommy1337]

GREAT MUSIC

[SpaceNinja88]

Awesome music! XD

[sportygrrrrrrl11998]

At the beggining, it's advertising for piracy. Hmmm.

[supergamma2010]

AVGN REVIEW THIS GAME!

[posthumanfetus]

The review would be like two minutes long.

[ZombiePizzaGuy1]

I doubt he'll ever be able to get hold of it. Even if he does review it, it'll probably be very, very short.

[OmegaBowser123]

@supergamma2010 He Can't, its to goddamn rare, even rarer than cheetahmen 2

[gunboss201]

lol jackie chan

[gunboss201]

WTF is this shit!!! scares children!!

[sportygrrrrrrl11998]

This is worse than Action 52!!!!!!!!

[gunboss201]

you said it man!!

[Mistertbones]

It's even worse than Plumbers Don't Wear Ties!

[Schrotflinte32]

this game is better than oblivion

[56918686]

I'm scared :( !!!!!!

[Nallal]

Apperantly Tong Shau Ping was alive when this game came out but died a few months later...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[crouteru]

Can't believe this is an official super famicom game!!

[MelonStorm]

It's not official, as it was unlicenced by Nintendo.

[bowbay]

When i saw a herd of fuckin' ugly reds i thought it wasnt a real game BUT IT IS o.o

[3314ashley]

I hate you Oni-91 >_>

[dangezzz]

wtf did I just watch ?

[Presidentjh]

LOLWUT?!

[zenitram4th]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[martyxcallsiefer]

how do you win?

[XxiLLViLLAiNxX]

This is the music they play in hell, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!

[abhitron]

Unbelievable. Just... unbelievable...

[abhitron]

This game is one big satire, isn't it.

[27Neon12]

Y'know, that's exactly what I said when I first played this... whatever it is.

[GN522Chinami]

The pic on 1:43 scares me out!

[b8mb8]

i had nightmares after watching this. no lie.

[jitosneo]

LOL this is the most disturbing game I've ever seen in my life

[Naroon201]

Ugly fuckin' reds.

[flosy1234]

is it just me thats notaced played backwords the music says kill all americans?

[zzzzzzzzzzzzz9483942]

i dont know whats worse, the music, or the fact that they used random fuzzy clip art in the intro

[SimuRei]

Made by a company called HappySoft. Oh, the irony.

[PendoWolf]

I'm about to kill myself.

[THISNAMEOWNS]

one less red to worry about =D

[CIApunisher916]

This reminds me of one of those old create a games in the mid 90s on Windows. What a piece of crap!

[JHarmon10]

I love Beijing Tiananmen,

Tiananmen where sun's risen.

That's it

[JHarmon10]

OFFICIAL LYRICS!!!

Wǒ ài Běijīng Tiān'ānmén,

Tiān'ānmén shàng tàiyáng shēng

(Then repeat, repeat, and.....repeat)

[27Neon12]

I wonder what that means in English?

[evilcherry]

Actually that is just the first 2 Lines of the song

Non-poetic translation

I love Tiananmen (that is, referring to the Tiananmen Square) of Beijing

and the Sun rises up on Tiananmen

and the remaining 2 sentences are

The Great Leader, Chairman Mao

Leads us Forward

[Kilejko]

@27Neon12

I love Beijing Tiananmen,

Tiananmen where sun's risen.

Mighty Leader Chairman Mao,

Leading all of us forward.

[MrSteveHazzard]

@27Neon12 I think it's something like "I love Beijing Tiananmen/Tiananmen where the sun rises"

[VaderNES]

@27Neon12 "I love Beijing Tiananmen,

Tiananmen where sun's risen."

[drittenacht]

I can't get that fucking song out of my head!!!

[CIApunisher916]

WOW This is worse than Action 52!

[Mangoman34alt]

Indeed! And even worse than E.T 2600 and Superman 64, god!

[FrogTesticle]

I'm hoping AVGN review this sucker.

[DavetheTyTNIIGuy]

Wow... This is quite a game. The boss is hilarious though; it looks like it was made in Windows Paint. But I don't quite understand why there is a credits screen, because I don't understand who would WANT their name to be associated with this game. Still, despite being one of the most offensive SNES game ever, it's still really funny to watch.

[evilcherry]

Some will say this is much intended sarcasm because the credits screen says "the Canadian Embassy"

In any case, many people left Hong Kong for Canada after 1989...

[PrincessYoshiKoshi]

i can't stop laughing

[krist0pher13]

this music scars me O_O

[aconnor96]

From Wikipedia: "Upon turning on the game, the first two lines of an upbeat I Love Beijing Tiananmen can be heard. The two lines will loop endlessly throughout the game until the game is turned off. The track, though short, is actually one of the few samples of streamed audio voices to be played on a Super Famicom cartridge. There are no sound effects in the game."

[Yubba1]

Um... k? That was just weird. o.o Makes no sense, either. XD

[NorthernAvenger]

LMAO(ZEDONG)

[aegisfate117]

who chi bucha i CHAN

Make the music stop!!!

[themanlydeadguy]

This can't be for real. Can it?

[A18xOnDaTube]

lol wtf?

[27Neon12]

Yeah, it's pretty messed up. Fun though.

[musli4brekkies]

I dont get it.