[38] Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
[39] For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call.
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I'm sorry. PLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life sorry... i hate these things...did nt wnat the risk lol
Damn. I mean, sounds like you got dealt kind of a bad hand there. But to say all women are just like your (ex?)wife, would be encredibly stereotypical and wrong. Women can be pretty brutal and manipulative and uncaring and using and heartless and unfaithful and greedy and shallow and...well I guess my point is that not all women are like that. maybe. I hope.
ummm at first i was like..yeah yeah its all a joke...but I would totally buy that sentimental one. Dead serious. my dad framed my moms parking ticket that she got on their first date. She said it was her favorite present. :P
that line about the hair taking 6 hours to get right seems like a rip off of napoleon dynamite's line about taking however long he said to do the shading on your upper lip or whatever....... ........ ......
owen comes through once again with his sage words. he forgot to immediately ask for sex after giving the "present", though. or was that a given in these circumstances?
damn Owen Benjamin!thank you for showing us the way...the sentimental thing...well...i wont use a bottle cap but...i have something in mind,,,it will work no doubt!damn..its not just funny....it really helps...unicow,unicow...its the unicorn cow...i dont know why i said that...im drunk
"This is a botle cap from our 1st date. I knew when it touched your lips we would be together forever" HAHHAHAa When are you gunna have more Gaytown!? I love that show!!!
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theultimatemancoach 8 months ago
Lol nice pinting it took me 6 hours
hayman122 1 year ago
ahahaa fkn good
RXHardstyle 1 year ago
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[38] Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
[39] For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call.
WSDMM1 1 year ago
wow
dsmoothful 1 year ago
Does this company really have to pollute all of these videos with their idiotic commercials? Owen Benjamin on the other hand is very funny!
themainproblem 1 year ago
Haha, the last one is so lame!! But i can imagine some girls falling for that..
ihopeyouredone 1 year ago
For our 3 year anniversary I got my girl our first condom. In a zip-log, wrapped it and everything. Unappreciative bitch. LOL
abeedakbar 1 year ago
Wait... The bottlecap touched her lips? Whaaat?
Zoronii 1 year ago
Ima do the bottle cap lmao
SoSikk999 1 year ago
LMFAO !!!! The flowers and the bottle cap would totaly work.
niamh2739 1 year ago
Give a thumbs up if you have ever just gave your GF your dick in a box.
MrGamblemaster2 1 year ago
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Txstatetrooper 1 year ago
L.... O... L.. this guy is my new hero.
razethelion 1 year ago
lmao!! No female would ever fall for the first one!! XD
link000000 1 year ago
714-271-6462
timokokk 1 year ago
it took me six hours just to get ur hair right lol! nice painting dude!
yanitze26 1 year ago
Lina is hot right am i right or am i right
Posionedsociety26 1 year ago
Lina's missing her nipples!
frustratedoperator 1 year ago
LOLLMAOROFL!!!!!!!!!!
stagiestpizza 2 years ago
i wanted the whole world 2 see lmao
vinnycheeks 2 years ago 3
a bottle cap? lol :D
azizbek79 2 years ago 3
I need a video of his Weather skit that he did on Live at Gotham. Is it on here? Search is not helping!!!
Yelowx1 2 years ago
so funny!!! xD
illuminazzo 3 years ago
"Oh no way those flowers look really expense, score!"
That bottle cap is fucking priceless though... lol
p4u14k0414 3 years ago 9
haha i tried that lol but she was like diet coke doesnt have a red cap.... its a white ring... damn...
jaymax9560 3 years ago 4
Lina is very pretty! Is that Owen's gf in real life? :)
BrokenMotherTongue 3 years ago
that last one was great
gh0ste 3 years ago
My ex-girlfriend amanda would have fallen for these.
Kaitanyk 3 years ago
i might use the bottle cap one in the future :)
cycorichard 3 years ago 4
Prada? That must have costed a fortune...
YES,IT'S REALLY EXPENSIVE :D :D :D
hahahahaha
ColdOne92 3 years ago 3
yeah the label maker was pretty costly
CSpot 3 years ago
ok wi komen tu yu jajaja men is fakiu
rodri199810 3 years ago
lol @ the bottle cap
Museman05 3 years ago
Totally funny, dude. Too bad I don't have a GF... or, is it?
dallasmoye 3 years ago
awsome
david300321 3 years ago
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Lilrocker5150 3 years ago
Owen Benjamin - you're way too funny hahah!
You rock, man!
Cheers,
Colleen
Literaryspot 3 years ago 2
It looks uh....... used?
aRegularGuy 3 years ago
In all honesty the bottle cap thing might work... Better not risk it though!
Gunawana2 3 years ago 5
let's think of some other inademant object...
CSpot 3 years ago
@CSpot what the hell is inademant- inanimate? -good thing you went into comedy.
edvvard1 1 year ago
t4705mb6
Damn. I mean, sounds like you got dealt kind of a bad hand there. But to say all women are just like your (ex?)wife, would be encredibly stereotypical and wrong. Women can be pretty brutal and manipulative and uncaring and using and heartless and unfaithful and greedy and shallow and...well I guess my point is that not all women are like that. maybe. I hope.
Brazzle 3 years ago
I should have played THIS game!
I treated my wife like GOLD and she still shit all over me.
Women want TWO things: Money and sperm.
(Oh, and oral sex, on THEM!)
Once they have kids, all they want is the money....and for YOU to "go" somewhere, like the garage or basement. (Oh, and oral sex, on THEM!)
NEVER again.
t4705mb6 3 years ago
That sentimental thing could really totally work.
KrinKrin 3 years ago
he is in the house bunnny
skittles82510 3 years ago
True That
CSpot 3 years ago
ummm at first i was like..yeah yeah its all a joke...but I would totally buy that sentimental one. Dead serious. my dad framed my moms parking ticket that she got on their first date. She said it was her favorite present. :P
curlyqs222 3 years ago
my first date with my current boyfriend? we BOTH got tickets. muahahaha.
grandmastatus 3 years ago
Thanks! I could use that! lol
thechico1979 3 years ago
That first date thingy works !!!
melanie1254 3 years ago
The sentimental one was really cool :)
dArkn3ssro 3 years ago 6
aces..owen B FTW
minizer999 3 years ago
that line about the hair taking 6 hours to get right seems like a rip off of napoleon dynamite's line about taking however long he said to do the shading on your upper lip or whatever....... ........ ......
ctrainabc 3 years ago
Best in Comedy
CSpot 3 years ago
Hahaha...This is awesome xD
As usual guys, kudos on the fantastic videos.
Uldemar 3 years ago
owen comes through once again with his sage words. he forgot to immediately ask for sex after giving the "present", though. or was that a given in these circumstances?
rongravy 3 years ago
damn Owen Benjamin!thank you for showing us the way...the sentimental thing...well...i wont use a bottle cap but...i have something in mind,,,it will work no doubt!damn..its not just funny....it really helps...unicow,unicow...its the unicorn cow...i dont know why i said that...im drunk
dickstarbucksmut 3 years ago
You realize this is a joke, right?
Straq 3 years ago
funny!! alway cool...
slamboka 3 years ago
sentimental really works!
gforce365 3 years ago
OK
that last one was good.
FilmMonkeyX 3 years ago
Oh wow, my girlfriend would rip my balls off as collateral until i get her a good gift.
Crazycro905 3 years ago
Hopefully your girl doesn't have any sharp nails or that would hurt 20x WORSE
b07rivera 3 years ago
hilarious! nice work!
VocalCord1214 3 years ago
LOL!
JustMyself6969 3 years ago
yo
why not ?
xD
plaedbread 3 years ago
lol! that had me laughing so hard!
somenun 3 years ago
score!
cedrazor 3 years ago
hahaha good stuff people
kmiTVsooGood 3 years ago
yay first rating! hahha that was hella funny.
"This is a botle cap from our 1st date. I knew when it touched your lips we would be together forever" HAHHAHAa When are you gunna have more Gaytown!? I love that show!!!
:)
semicharmed08 3 years ago
Owen you are a pimp.
GRock732 3 years ago 3
This show rocks.
LostSoul135 3 years ago
lololol
GrilledCheeseSponge 3 years ago
A bottlecap? :D
Hoerentoeter74 3 years ago 2
LOL!!! That's funny ^^
leon00778 3 years ago
lol
RyanH181 3 years ago