Kentucky Fried Chicken (Australian ad, 1981)

[toltec19]

kfc2011 tastes crap!

kfc1981 yum yum!

[AshtrayanConvict]

hows this racist?

[loyalqueen]

WTF moconna jars lmao

[TheWheelofLife100]

Back when the colonels tasted good.

[rycard473]

i eat kfc alot!

[SuperSpanishChicken]

Mmm juicy!

[Sheri451]

Do you have extra crispy?

[DFMDS9090]

Hit 2 for bainwash :D

[johann99]

Everyone in this ad who ate the chicken changed genders within 18 months of filming. Coincidence?

[lanceand]

None of the KFC I've bought in the last 10 years looks that meaty or moist.

[AlevliTurkGs]

himmm juicy pussyyy yeahhh

[TheTornadoStrikes]

Fuck Australia.

[Alvinsweeeeet]

@TheTornadoStrikes Australia says FUCK YOU, WANKER...

[artilleryboy1]

@TheTornadoStrikes why say that for. we have done nothing wrong to New Zealand. Seriously both countries have nothing against each other so why are you saying that.

[AbhishekMurudkar]

was that Rob Palmer at 0:00?

[valcarni1]

looked good back then.. kfc is shit now

[BiggerThinking1]

is it just that i was 7 in those dyas or was life indeed much easier - seems my parents were much happier than anyone my age is today - im pretty sure its all gone downhll!

[isaaclatif]

0:13 sounds so wrong

[Easyandy100]

Australia is a bit racist.

[artilleryboy1]

@Easyandy100 Australia isnt racist. there are some racist people in australia but that is the same pretty much all over the world.

[SonofthePhantom]

@Easyandy100 only certain people, we can't help our English convict background

[Easyandy100]

@SonofthePhantom The UK has moved on... a bit.

[stegatops]

If you pause at 0:21, you can pretty much work out what the "eleven secret herbs and spices" are.........its not rocket surgery. One of the jars contains sea salt!

[musicianfromhell1]

@AustralianAreRacists You are stupid.... I live in australia.. It's not racist, we accept other cultures and we only arrest people that really need to be arrested.

[mubd1234]

@AustralianAreRacists

Monkeys fling shit at each other

Jellyfish kill stuff

HA!

[LordDavid04]

@AustralianAreRacists There is no such bullshit law that prohibits coloured people to enter a food establishment, there might have been, during the White Australia Policy days, but definitely not anymore and surely not then.

[LordDavid04]

@AustralianAreRacists There are only White Australians in this AD simply because, although White Australian Policy had been officially abolished some years prior, this was simply a different time, it was different thinking, not to mention that it's obvious to cast White Australians in a American fast food chain advertisement.

[kolaemcee]

seizure at 0:07?

[kriz716]

Hey down here in Australia Portuguese Chicken burgers are all the rage. I'm not so sure if that's the case in the U.S.A. but if it is KFC will soon have a Portuguese Chicken burger.

[mubd1234]

Now, I'm not being a racist (I am half asian), but it seems that most of the hate is coming from...Japanese people.

I'm visualising these people as bitter, old men still pissed off about being nuked and whooped in the ass by Australia and America.

[miadreamer]

@GodHatesAustralia If you have nothing good to say, keep your fucking mouth shut fool!!!

[kriz716]

Is it just me or did KFC really taste heaps better back then? 

[kranktank]

@kriz716 It's not just you. I gave up on KFC (and Popeye's) a long time ago, and not just for the taste of their food. If you're lucky enough to have a Chicken Express nearby, give them a shot.

[rhiannon650]

it seems like the subliminal messaging or something a bit into that and the whole thing gave me a seizure @ 7 seconds

[zembryoz]

@GodHatesAustralia And I suppose only the Japanese aren't racist because they eat live seafoods and bugs? By your moronic reasoning ALL people are racists because they ALL eat Dead Meat. GO AWAY FUCKTARD.

[SuperMarmee]

@AustraliansAreRascist check out the Kool Mint Ad Fool!!! There is obviously two different races kissing... Yes, we are racist!!! Look maybe crap happened back then, but if Australians were so racist why is Australia populated more from non Australians thN actual Descendants??? Get over yourself... Don't bring your previous prejudice from where ever you're from to here!!!

[jashmister]

@GodHatesAustralia well... from what you are saying you can also say Mc donalds sells beef from DEAD cows because well they HAVE to be dead to get the meat.

[UnchainTheNight1]

@GodHatesAustralia wtf lol you cant be serious

[sponsoredsilence]

I thought they were supposed to be secret herbs and spices but they've got them all on display in the ad

[miadreamer]

@sponsoredsilence I think with all the recipes on the web for how to make your own KFC. It's not so secret anymore.

[SophiaLotus]

@AustralianAreRacists - Why dont you f u c k off and do something constructive you hateful pathetic person. By the way WHAT RACE ARE YOU. What are you hiding? I bet I can find some lovely racist stuff about your country as well. The fact you are racist yourself makes you just as bad as what you are criticising! Your parents should have used a condom, you dont deserve to be in this world, though I am sure if you keep mouthing off lies and crap someone will make it retrospective. If only!

[dbenincasa77]

C'mon everyone, we must be able to identify the 11 herbs and spices in those coffee jars @ 21 seconds...wtf are they??

[MattTheSaiyan]

Is it true that KFC was made differently back then, with a better flavor? If so, with today's retro-fad, they could start opening old-style KFC places and call them "KFC Totally Rad Classic".

[metaldra900n]

@GodHatesAustralia vegetarian???

[jpickles]

@GodHatesAustralia Yes chicken are dead before you eat them. You're not gonna go to the farm and start munching on a live chicken now are you?

[chasersbf]

ahhh my eyes! someone tried to flash the colonel's face into my retena! ive been brainwashed!

... must bomb red rooster.

[sleeper393]

@AustralianAreRacists hey fuck nuckle this ad was in the early 80s , we had not been fully taken over by reffo's, im not racist i hate everyone equally, im also not piss weak to put my address as antarctica. be mature enough to let people know where your dim witted ideas come from as australia is a free and liberal country , we only jump on people whom cause trouble , whether they are white , black , red , or yellow or any colour in between !!!!

[ThoughtTraveler]

The KFC Chicken you eat NOW is NOTHING like the way the Colonel cooked it when he ran the business...

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Col Sanders cooked his chicken in pressure pots that kept the greesy taste down and maximized flavor - AND was more healthy.

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Now the Greedy KFC people DEEP FRIES their chicken and adds a LOT of MSG to mask the taste. MSG is VERY bad for you....

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We are getting ripped off..the Col NEVER wanted his chicken to be deep fried...

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Corporate America are a bunch of evil, cheating, thieving people.

[SophiaLotus]

@AustralianAreRacists You are a COMPLETE FUCKWIT! YOU are RACIST by calling everyone in Australia racist. You are contradicting yourself you complete plonker! Why dont you get over yourselfand stop being a judgmental idiot. I wouldnt want to know you because you are a hateful ignorant judgemental horrible person, race has nothing to do with it at all. Why not be a better person and people will react to you in a more welcoming way.

[ozute]

@AustralianAreRacists You've obviously never been to Australia you idiot.

[strungoutoz]

@AustralianAreRacists

sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I did get a laugh outta that. cheers

[AustralianAds]

@AustralianAreRacists Do not create a sensation by lies. There is no truth in what you are saying at all. You have chosen to be hateful person and I do hope that your hatred will one day eat you up. Please die a bitter and twisted person. You very much deserving of that sort of death.

[Nigaromia]

The eleven herbs and spics reveled at :20 LOL.

[ebob1967]

Ha, ha. At 0:20, they give away what the 11 herbs and spices are! BTW, it's pronounced "erbs". The "H" is silent.

[roset85]

In Australia the H in herbs is not silent :)

[JBofBrisbane]

@ebob1967 - not in this country, cobber.

[Essefen]

@ebob1967 Stop forcing your country's culture on other people

[GOLDENreflex]

lol wtf!!

[WILDBULL1984]

my jaw dropped for the entire length of this clip

[AllanBlatch]

Who here noticed that the 11 herbs and spices were stored in old washed-up Moccona coffee jars. How Aussie is that? It reminds me of growing up in Oz.

[imowtflol]

@AllanBlatch Yes they are good jars for storing my special herbs in.

[outwithspurs]

@AllanBlatch at least they haft meer mmmmmm :)

[outwithspurs]

@outwithspurs i meant mehr mmmmmm

[JWOLDING]

@AllanBlatch Yep I noticed too.

[loyalqueen]

@AllanBlatch HAHAHAAHAHA

[AshtrayanConvict]

@AllanBlatch fuck you stop shitting on australia!

[stegatops]

Sigh.................if only these mega fast food joints were as good as their advertisments. But things were better back then...........today you have a one in three chance of food poisoning every time you eat it.

[granthamboy85]

i always feel sick after eating KFC

[Sesquipedaliantique]

I love me some KFC but it comes at a price: staying up all night shitting like it's going outta fashion1

[turbotiger82]

Fuck even 1981 KFC looks good to eat.

[DanameaTheBattleLock]

lol. who managed to catch the blatantly obvious and unnecessary subliminal image of ol' kernal sanders? did any have a siezure? - blikmatformology

when was it!? -- homersours

Its at 0.06 secs.

[mubd1234]

Mmmm...(pissed off) JUICY!

[blikmatformology]

lol. who managed to catch the blatantly obvious and unnecessary subliminal image of ol' kernal sanders? did any have a siezure?

[homersours]

when was it!?

[crave1980]

lol. god i miss hot & spicy... they don't have hot n spicy in tha state i moved to! it's tha first thing i'm gone do when i get off tha plane for xmas...

BLASPHAMEY!!!

[NESklok]

At least your country has hot & spicy redily available, I worked in one for 3 years up here in Canada and we only offered Hot & Spicy once while I worked there...

[Cdiwins1]

Popeyes puts the pop in the eyes!

[rey619yomama]

juicy? its not juicy, its GREASY

[ihaveairlockers]

Actually that is wrong.

KFC in australia is supplied by Inghams and Steggall's chicken and it is moist when served at KFC stores.

It's greasy AND moist and juicy.

Get your facts straight.

KFC forever, it tastes good.

[rey619yomama]

u must be so proud that u know those facts

[ihaveairlockers]

You ( not spelled u ), would be surprised to learn how much I know about KFC operations in Australia.

Feel free if you want to know something, i might just be able to help you.

Also, I might be able to help you with spelling, grammar, punctuation and the ability to string a sentence together.

Have a great day ! Go to KFC for lunch !

It's Finger Lickin' Good !

RIP Col. H Sanders :o)

[rey619yomama]

hahahahahahah ur such a cool dude

[ihaveairlockers]

Long live Colonel Harland Sanders

Long Live KFC

Harland Sanders was a good man with a good chicken recipe.

Sanders is my hero, along with Churchill.

Sanders was a great man, and a great freemason

Long live KFC and the Colonel. Thanks Colonel

[314noceu]

Sanders and Churchill? You MUST own a KFC branch, to be that stupid.

[ihaveairlockers]

In Australia, all KFC stores are owned by Collins Foods International under Pepsi licence.

And Colonel Harland Sanders and Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill were great men and leaders. Both were FreeMasons and contributed to the betterment of society.

Have a good day :o)

[314noceu]

Uh, sorry, you lost me when you tried to equate HARLAND SANDERS, a man who had a RECIPE FOR FRIED CHICKEN, with WINSTON CHURCHILL, a man who helped LIBERATE EUROPE IN WORLD WAR 2, saving TENS OF MILLIONS OF LIVES.

You sir, are a fucking idiot.

[ihaveairlockers]

I like sex yes. You call it fucking.

But i am far from an idiot.

The connection you so obviously missed in my writing of english was that Sanders and Churchill were both freemasons, leaders and good men.

Pretty simple sir, pretty simple...

Do you understand now ?

[314noceu]

And, I hate to break it to you, it is a matter of historical FACT, that "Colonel" Harland Sanders was not in fact a Colonel of any kind. It was merely part of his marketing charm - a fact I'm sure the tens of millions of people with heart disease from his fatty effluent are not too happy about.

[ihaveairlockers]

Listen up chum !

You are not breaking anything to me. You just proved what an ignorant idiot you are.

The Governor of Kentucky bestowed upon Harland Sanders the honorary title of Kentucky Colonel for his services and contributions to food and to the state of Kentucky.

And the marketing charm you talk about was how he was naturally. He was a good honest man and a damn fine Freemason.

I guess you are another Vegan from Peta ? I wouldn't be far from it.

Get your facts.....get your facts

[9sunskungfu]

Well you are a fuckin lunatic and so are most freemasons lol

Have a nice day :D

Long live KFC,its finger lickin good!!

[ihaveairlockers]

I am only a lunatic when there is a full moon.

And you will find that most freemasons are good, kind, well mannered, polite, upstanding members of society who act for the common good of humanity.

Call you local masonic lodge centre and ask them what freemasonry is all about. You might learn something, and you might like it.

So don't just sit there, call your local masonic centre and ask for info, they will be glad to help.

Anyway, KFC tastes great and I love it.

Thanks Colonel.

[GrandClinny]

You're welcome,

The Colonel.

[jesserowlings]

do you even know what a freemason is?

[9sunskungfu]

Listen kid im not gonna answer a question like that from someone who's balls havent even dropped yet.Perhaps if you asked a little more respectively?then id oblige to answer your question.

thank the Colonel and have a nice day.

[jesserowlings]

ok. excuse me sir/madam, do you, by any chance, understand the meaning of freemasonry? i dont mean to be rude, but i couldnt stand you calling a group of people you are obviously uninformed about morons. i enjoy KFC just as much as the next guy. and why the comment about the balls dropping? you have no evidence at all that i am a child. i bet you cant guess how old i am. or how much my balls have dropped.

thank the Colonel, and good day to you.

[9sunskungfu]

You did mean to be rude,theres no need to lie about it and i only went by your profile age about the balls thing,not that i wanted to know anyway but thanx for bringin it up again ...and yes i DO understand the ..real meaning of freemasonry...there,i answered your question.

thank the colonel...... and have a nice day.

[314noceu]

Hey they're not paying you enough to lie that well, surely. Wouldn't you rather have a better job?

[narutoben10af]

thay do not do chicken right

[chocmoose16]

lol at the flashing logo... they could be sued for giving people seizures nowadays

[richard1963c]

In those days (1981) you could also get BBQ Chicken at KFC and yes you could buy one whole. I read somewhere the Kentucky Fried Chicken name is making a tentative comeback in the US.

[genzolorenzo]

do they even give u the option of buying a whole chicken these days at kfc? that ad had a whole chicken at the end, could u buy a whole one from there back then?

[Converse1977]

Yeah you could buy a whole cooked chicken back in those days i'm not sure if all stores had them though but there was a few local stores that had them and i've heard that they were really good aswell, don't know why they don't have them anymore...

[Converse1977]

Good old KFC.. even I remember as a kid the chicken was heaps bigger along with everything else you got from there! and people actually looked like they knew what they were doing years ago, now they just hire juniors and they don't give a stuff about anything!!

[snoopy99990]

Mind You at the time this was made Subway Sandwich outlets were seven years away here in Australia and the Sushi Bars we take for granted now were way into the future.Give me a Crispy Skin Chicken from my Chinese Take Away Restaurant anytime over KFC the taste is so much better.

[hashgei]

There chicken was better then than today!

[db120176]

Bring back the uniforms, the packaging and of course the old name (also the three bean mix if you have time)

[aussietv]

was that the bloke from puberty blues at the start?

[XCGSV8]

good ol' kentucky fried chicken. Back in those days they had real big peices of chicken and it seemed to taste heaps better than whatever they call chicken peices these days! lol

[Barsopen1970]

your right actually !

they're pathetic sizes now days & sooo over priced !

it's no wonder i don't buy their anorexic Ally McBeal Meal Deal chicken sizes these days.

dinner for 2 !! ..wtf , 2 what ? mice .

it's funny how it's by far the greasiest of all takeaways, yet, ya still think you've won a prize when they actually put any serviettes in your box !

tightarse's