Minecraft Vending Machine v1.0

[UJustGotSMRFD]

awww... i wish i could make that good of a slideshow...

[aqworldevilman8]

watch drasmuseTVservers channel its good

[tjlevine2003]

tjlevine2003 make a toretireole

[ClonesDream]

it is quite easy to make though...

[Megadoomable]

If I had 100,000 dollars for every frame in this video, I'd have $0 :3

[Megadoomable]

It can run with pigs in it???

[Creepergottacreep106]

If I got a Hundred DOLLARS for every fram in this video, I'd Have one dollar :3

[Mraznkid99]

@Creepergottacreep106 nope



[wowlover42]

If i had a penny for everytime i got annoyed by the lag i would be Abe Lincoln

[AlienK26]

If I had a nickel for every frame in this video.. I'm not sure I'd have a dollar.

[MegaChris459]

Wow that is suprisingly very east to make!

[rt8269]

L- A- G- G u cant c me me....

[Chaosbengel]

Is this recorded with a potato?

[siddy116]

what good gaming computer lol

[scummkiller]

whats up with the pigs?

[codgamerz201]

STUPID

[legokid785]

What's the top thing?

[yoyosvsrccars]

ITS COOL and all but when you press the button it pops out 2 thing pops out at the bottom on my vendng machin on the sign it says GLOWSTONE and 1 glowstone pops out. just saying try to fix that

[lackusshock]

not bad i say......

[Minecraftshtuph]

Dude that machine could be way more compact and simpler and cooler so but goo job on at least trying

[firedemon43]

The machine is powered by the pigs D:

[tristenedward]

I MADE ONE :D

[ppgdlover123]

277 likes 277 dislikes DON'T TOUCH  IT

[sawzik98]

Nice slideshow

[gustav9704]

Tip - If you are going to make a vid with 280 000 views, close all the other programs so the video gets good... *facepalm*

[lolziloveminecraft]

i made one where you have to pay for ur stuffff!

[powerninja1000]

THE DESPESERS CAME OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY

[Boogla19981]

@powerninja1000 your probaly lying

[rainshooting]

u fail when u click stuff it will get a different stuuf D:

[scare4halo]

dude your having fucking lag and your stil playing on render distance far *slap* (facepalm)

[theaman32197]

half of the damn vid was it 'Building Terrain'...

[zzBADABINGzz]

did you record this with your testicals?

[xiiflawless]

nice slideshow

[MachSpeedGaming]

Why do all of these minecraft videos that have such low fps it looks like a slideshow, get so many views, when I'm making high fps good quality videos/tutorials and i get 40?!?!!?

[iStrid3r]

@MachSpeedGaming Maybe your vids just suck?

[MachSpeedGaming]

@iStrid3r Maybe you should check out my latest videos before you assume anything? (preferably the last 2)

[TheRealBulluk]

@MachSpeedGaming truedat

[Legoman20030]

IT NEEDS COLOR BRICKS NOT SOMETHING

[Theminecraftplayerdd]

I stinks that MINECRAFT, before, only let you have, like, 5 worlds!

[RaiCat2]

@Theminecraftplayerdd COMMAS!

[SilverGamerDude]

lemme guess dispensers?

[TheDrCN]

How did you build that with so much lag? You can't even seal up the access panel without misplacing blocks.

[tzint56]

This vending machine is sponsered by "Powered by piggies"natures a gift

[GaaZHD]

You know that, eh. We can see the man throwing down the stuff? o.o

[GaaZHD]

''THIS IS THE VENDING MACHINE'' No really?

[XxStorefrontx]

Your frame rate is aweful D:



[Strezkip]

framerate of a potato

[LoCo8NiKkA]

Now give me a piece of pork, 4 pieces of leather and some stone

[GoldenStaroLightClan]

Not even 1.0!!!

[ludochess777]

I made a much better one!

[Supervhizor]

nice-ce-ce-ce-ce sound-d-d-d-d lag-ag-ag-ag

how long did it take to snap all the pictures and put it together?

[FireEyedKath]

sucks if you have to refill it

[TheBertimol]

lag? set render distance

[applekilller555]

this isn't impresive

you can make one in 10 minutes tops using 10 redstone, 30 cobble stone,a dispenser amd a button

[BoardOfRandomosity]

@applekilller555 Just put the block with the button touching the dispenser, no redstone required

[kingdomshaman]

sooooo, the vending machine is pig powered?

[W1r3player]

I used to make lame arrow jokes. Then I took a bullet between the eyes.

[thecadaver33]

But will it vend?

[Foreverx98]

I used to lag like that Then i took.. I fucking got a better pc .. An arrow to the knee

[MrDeziqnOG]

@Foreverx98 such a terrible old joke, you little faggot, fuck off you loser

[Swedishlemon]

@MrDeziqnOG its been less then a month since skyrim has been released.....how can it be old?

[BLazelikeMadness]

@YoutuJ3eJ3lows By that you mean you took an arrow in the knee. Yes?

[xXSunnyTruongXx]

@YoutuJ3eJ3lows i use to steal other peoples comments like you until i took mace to the face.

[YoutuJ3eJ3lows]

@xXSunnyTruongXx Problem?

[JJ9908]

@YoutuJ3eJ3lows hahaha nice

[TheKuruck]

@YoutuJ3eJ3lows Nice~

[Kotizers]

R u a pig?

[jocheman1]

Nice photos xD

[Cefiay]

flymod exist

[psico234]

Oh my god it works with pigs

[zakkinu2]

is that a 50mb ram

[XxTheNegotionxX]

Is it ran on Pig Power?

[etunit1]

there is now a thing called a chest!

[TaylorSwiftBackToDec]

when u pressed food why did TNT Food and Wood fall down two?

[GameDeath]

2:16 FAILED!

[masterchiefdood]

pause at 1:23 quickly and see porkchop and pickaxe.

[LemonLimeFlame]

Show how it works

[GodsMannequin]

"This is the vending machine!" "...No shit i thought it was a dinosaur"

[TheMaurice1986]

1:55 i guess its pig powered

[sazerblazer]

Nice screenshots you got there.

[charizardoreo]

cool idea, may want to build a ladder on it

[probrospruduction]

Yay pig in the vending machine!

[Pehc90]

@probrospruduction they're working there, otherwise it would never work.

[innervate51]

There is even a bonus :) when you press "Diamond Pickaxe" you don't get just one but 4 !!!

[Sceam112]

watch my version

[BSGU1]

nice lag bro.

[SonicXRage]

Easy to make, Sign next to button and that will make the redstone send the signal to the dispencers, then the dispencers shoot out the requested item for the player to use

[Hendrix2242]

Just wondering... is your graphics card a potato?

[JacobStar9104]

@Hendrix2242 No, it is a carrot.

[MinecraftWolfy]

@Hendrix2242

Lol, mine isnt! mines a dead fish :P

[kyra981000]

i will have 200000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000 dimond pickaxes lol

[killzone8200]

Fail lag

[triocat]

the poop pigs slaving away... and they dont even get to eat the food!

[Hyperawsome]

too bad this is just a few dispensers and a box :/

[vroooom543]

That redstone wiring just triggered all of the every time he pushed a button

[MineWordMine]

My pen have more FPS

[Beatboxbizboy]

@MineWordMine and my cat has better grammar :P

[hello83857]

how do you get the top button

[rafred27]

Vending Machine v1.0 is now powered by Pigs®

[jakeiskool11]

Poor pigs

[smashbrothers5]

Lag to the shit?



[BoratronLuna]

OMG.... It's operated by PIGS ! !

[SpriteHeaven]

Thats how to keep a retarded person busy pushing buttons trying to get some pork

[Jv3Fallout]

i use a chest

[Super12Gamer]

i can make smaller than yours an faster !!!

[TehKoalaPenguin]

DUDE UR SLIDE SHOWS TO FAST

[jcwgarrett]

@TehKoalaPenguin This is not a slide show

[livesonpaper]

@jcwgarrett

REALLY??? you dont say

[steven29160]

Fuckin lame

[Giulianosse]

Its just a fcking dispenser nothing special

[poop4940]

you need smaller block mod

[MoldiiGamiing]

Ok.. dispencer button... DONE!!

[TheTeoras1]

theres a mod of this...

[U2U2ACDCACDC]

Cool story bro

[CallumDaSkater]

woohoo.

Now to fit it in my house.. :S

[Kaboomapely]

Why is there a pig inside



[blackopsfan333]

0:08 nah nah nah nah nah loading nah nah nah nah nah nah loading.

[stuffz11roblox]

I can't stop thinking pig slavery in chuggaconroys voice

[SuperLesha552]

Download?

[lcliam1000]

oh and mine took 2 hours!!!

[lcliam1000]

i made the same thing but bigger and better mine can drop all and free pick!!

[Houdaman9]

There was stone already dispensed before he even hit it...

[ipaqmaster]

drops all of them b.b

[Billegut]

0:44 Actually it's a cloud.

[feddeberg6ja]

@Billegut sadistic idiot

[Billegut]

Nice Minecraft slideshow dude.

[Adminpwn321]

add ladders.....

[Adminpwn321]

@Adminpwn321 and a platform....

[TH3L0NGRUN]

Kid: i want the blue one

Dad: no

Kid: i want a blue one

Dad: fine (climes up there)

Kid: ahhhhhh

Creeper: sssssssss

Dad: you can have the green one ha ha ha

Creeper: boom

[joopieman]

I also had bad lags with minecraft, and when I turned on the advanced opengl in the video settings it sort of got better. Maybe that helps for you 2.

[minecraftsnorter]

damnit my diamond picks always get stuck!

[mannsi08]

if you don't know how to use redstone the right way let it be

[395obuc]

no mr. laggy computer man!

you just put random shit in there

TNT?

nuh uh

[UltimaxRaG3]

is your computer a potato?

[AkimboKittenz]

Ummm Thats just a really fat dispenser

[angrysugarwaffle]

if minecraft lags on ur pc... what will it do if u play battlefield 3?? jk very creative

[TechBoywii]

@angrysugarwaffle actually, minecraft runs laggy on my pc, but battlefield 3 and portal 2 run just fine xD

[ThePurplePikminz]

@TechBoywii Minecraft runs fine when i'm not recording, but Portal 2 and Team Fortress 2 lag.

[ps3Gamescast]

this is a normal sized vending machine. this guy is a midget. what there r small people on minecraft.... o wait no there anit. !? :D

[890koko]

did minecraft run on a donut

[dramcharitar]

we know thats the vending machine!....thats ok i didnt want to be a hater :(

[SomeAssholeOnYT]

laggy shit

[thanoxyn1]

the pigs were looking at him like: "you finally come to get us out of here? this is so boring. we smell food when someone presses a button but we dont get any! if you dont let us out now, we are going to rage." all that was said in half a second during the vid

[randoman84]

@thanoxyn1 holy crap thats funny



[noob19087]

so what kind of tomato you recorded this with?

[BoniekKurdupel]

I can build a better one

[mealy3]

Got lag

[The1TrueWaterwarrior]

how are you supposed to reach the buttons if you're not giant. stacking yourself up is just cheating.

[lucafon18]

I think pigs in a vending machine might be a health hazard

[Lyubimov89]

Need a dispencer here

[xXDakottaXx]

in soviet Russia button pushes (also in soviet Russia SHIT DOESN'T TAKE THE LONG TO HAPPEN!)

[MrGamegast]

Fail :) you cannot reatch the highest button x)

[pokemonblackperson]

it has a flaw a major flaw when u hit a button it also triggers the redstone below noob

[xFizzzyy]

How many slides are in your slideshow?

[hedywedy]

00:42 NO SHIT SHERLOCK

[MrNixon96]

Frames per day?

[lMattHD]

nice slideshow

[xXWagaWawliXx]

ah ha! the pigs crap out the items then goes through a series redstone which were there for no apparent reason of thus being thrown on the floor! i'm a genius!

[SuperGameCreator]

Or you could use dispensers -_-

[xSodaHerox]

@ZIZGUYWHoOWNZ haha! epic!

[Yearotta]

He have even better frames per second than me...And ya think everyone have so good computers?

[wolfsniper27]

@Yearotta And ya think everyons talk gud english?

[KennyKenz365]

@wolfsniper27 Glaubst du wirklich, wir geben einen fliegenden Scheiße?

[iTziTrix]

LAG

[VivaLaAnderson]

more like Frames per Millennium..

[theguitaristman123]

U lag bro?

[ELITEcougar99]

damn pigs trying steal stuff giving u the weird look

[ShakenFoe]

What kind of potatoe did you record this with?

[xXkokonut95Xx]

you guys don't understand that.. this camera is recording that fast, that it's displaying the video slowly.