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  • I think reaverwes had some of the "Special Cookies" lol

  • Cooking with Hitler. Only on Fox!

  • Wish you'd done the actual translation in subtitles-would be funnier

  • eu tudo isso.. sem ovo \O/ \O/ \O/

  • HAHA I knew I wasn't the only one who thinks of Hitler when I hear this song!

  • Good job!

  • Cookies are nazi's. We exposed you, crumbly fascist fucks.

  • nice video, man, the hitlerjugend drummers combined with this cookie recipe are awesome. those 11 dislikes most likely are from ignorant people who think that this is nazi propoganda.

  • It's a cookie recipe, yes. But if you know German you know that it says 'but no eggs'. In Germany, the word for egg is used as slang towards Jews. The guys who wrote this song actually were talking about how society couldn't work in the way Hitler wanted to. The cookies wouldn't come out right without the eggs, and society wouldn't come out right without the Jews who were a large part of the culture.

  • @katiemarie090 Sorry, but this is simply wrong. The German word "Eier" has never been used as an allusion to jews, at least not that I know of - and this must mean something since I'm a native speaker. The only other meaning of "Eier" is "balls". However, in the context of a cookie recipe, the translation "eggs" is probably more accurate ;) . Speaking of cookie recipes: this is exactly what this song is about. A cookie recipe, nothing more.

  • lol nice editing this deserves more views

  • I love this.

  • you can hear that the guy who speak these word isnt german... real germans speak harder ^^

  • @towelie86 naklar ist das deutscher

  • @towelie86 except a few words it sounds very german to a german :D

  • @Towly263 no it sounds not, and i am german.

    Marko Fox speaks these words, a member of the band Zaum.... and NO, he is NOT german!

  • @towelie86 ich weiss schon das es kein deutscher ist und ich kenn meine sprache auch ;)

  • Hitler started the holocaust because his cookie recipe got second place to a Jew in the annual Schleswig-Holstein Cookie cook off.

  • tbh,the german language sounds quite hard especially with the "umlaute"

    yes,I'm german and I have no idea how to translate this word

    but the song/band is awesome :D

  • Funny isn't it how we westerners associate the german accent to be quite agressive, dictatorial, authoritarian even...I think that is the point of this song. To the naive American or Britain you would think the song has military connotations, however we know of course it is just a cooke recipe being recited. How many wars has Germany been in since the second world war? Hmm, and how many wars has the USA and the UK participated in since WW2...Need I say more?

  • Hitler beginnt seine Blitzkrieg Taktik ... ohne Eier!

  • nice lol

  • So was Hitler preaching about how to make cookies?

  • its a american speaking german

  • I love how this sound sounds demented at first...well for me it did then when I found out it was a recipe about sugar cookies I started to crack up while listening to the song again x.x.

  • und keine eier!!!

  • The gag is that balls and eggs means the same in german. The title suggest that it goes about eggs. (The eggs of satan. Balls in english = testicles) but then the narrator is insistent that they're musn't be any eggs in the recipe.

  • It's not Hitler. It's spoken by a american. The guy speaks with accent. Maybe it's a member from Tool? It's just a recipe for Space Cookies. And it sounds like speech from Hitler. But Hitler don't told that to the fucking Nazis. By the way. I hate Nazis. And Hitler was an Asshole. But the gag is great.^^

  • Und keine Eiääär!! LMAO

  • i used to freak out chicks when id blast this in my room at night. they would assume i was a nazi or something ha. dummies its just a song.. its a good song to. not knowing the translation its still bad ass. good editing as well

  • @jakers1488 Dude!!! I used to do the same thing. I used to blast this and other Tool songs at parties when I wanted randoms to leave. Works great, for anyone who's curious.

  • totally not like hitler spoke lol but it still kinda fits well

  • YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY!? WHY WOULD HITLER SAY A COOKIE RECEPIE TO HIS SOLDIERS!? HAHA

  • well im sure hitler would say it on tv just to show people some good ass brownies lol

  • yeah, look up the lyrics. Hitler would totally say that. :P

  • hageln Sie Hitler, kann wir alle durch seinen Namen sich erweitern, kann die Deutschen die Welt erobern und alle andere beugen vor den Füßen des ALLES LEISTUNGSFÄHIGEN HITLER

  • @sasukeuchiha910 this doesn't make any sense.

  • @Dezibelchen its german

  • @sasukeuchiha910 i am german...

  • It's special cookies!!!!

  • I thought it sounded like something Hitler would say too.

  • it is a cookie recipe, but its still sounds creepy in german. just saying.

  • haha, well ur right to say it's based on satan, since it means, i am the spawn of satan.

  • @luckyrabbitfoot99 sorry I miss spoke sorry sorry sorry sorry

  • Theres actually a meaning to this song. Even though it is a recipe for amazing cookies ha ha :) the lyrics have a history to them as well. But i do like the video ha ha i wish i couldd get it on my iPod ^_^ its amazing.

  • Can I use this recipe to make cookies for real? Because I'm hungry haha

  • well made. but this doesn't sound like something hitler would say to anyone who can understand German. it just sounds like a cookie recipe.

    i don't know what the problem with some people is though. phillyr didn't start this joke. tool did. he just made a video to go along with it.

    you'd think that much was obvious.

  • its not just a cookie. its a cookie with hash in it. drugs.

  • Cool video - footage from "Triumph of the Will," right? Powerful movie - scary song - good editing.

  • ok guys and gals, im aware its a cookie recipe. this was me being "creative" im not bashing germans or cookies, just had some free time and made this. i love TOOL's music so please loosen the old sphincter and just enjoy. thanks!

  • dude...your better of puting it in the description..maybe translate it...it'll be better

  • @phillyr86

    If you don't want to translate it I can.

  • its a recipe too make cookies with hash in it......drugs. thats what the song is doin. givin you the way too make a dope cookie.

    cc.........

  • @pl2517 hash is weed...not dope ?

  • My God you guys are young. Never heard of Hash brownies? Don't know what Hash is? Am I the only child of the sixties who listens to this stuff?

  • @Dragonflyte1 sixties? yeah probly haha...Hash brownies yeah ive heard of them O.o of course...

  • @phillyr86 not COOKIES! dont you ever actually research the lyrics?

  • @phillyr86 R U KIDDING ME I LOVE TOOL'S MUSIC TOO.

  • @phillyr86 "...loosen the old sphincter..." Words to live by.

  • @phillyr86 - If you listen closely to the song there is people cheering as he gives a nonsense recipe/plan. He says, "und keine Eier!" (and no egg) & people start senselessly cheering. Kind of like Hitler speaking... I sort of see the correlation.

    But, yes @figmentglee -- if you think laterally on a one track mind, this song is 'just about cookies'.

  • Anyone who thinks that someone who spreaks german is a nazi is really fucked up, I am german, i speak german, you should really translate the song before you go and make a video

  • Und Kinen Eier means and no eggs why is that people think this is aboiutthe Nazis or Devil Worship. Its like DUDE get it striaght before you post it! You don't give Maynard the credit he deserves by maikng this into a Nazi Propaganda clip.

  • "You don't give Maynard the credit he deserves by maikng [sic] this into a Nazi Propaganda clip."

    Oh, come on...

    This song is a joke, don't you get it?

    Don't you think Maynard is aware that most people that would listen it does not speak german?

    It's just about freaking out prejudicious people or people that isn't curious enough.

    The clip fits well the song as part of the joke.

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    v i know but the beat for the song

  • its a fucking cookie recipe!

  • @figmentglee pot brownies actually.

  • @figmentglee yep, but not just any cookies...HASH cookies \,,/

  • i like the beat

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