House ON FIRE!!! [10/27/09]

[Jetters234]

I would grab my hamster, my hamster stuff to keep him alive, my laptop, my papers of my book to publish, my 3D Blurays, my laptop, my pudsey teddy and everything else i have

[TheHolyStrawberry]

2:36 hehe :)

[Jesus4Shred]

My motorcycle, some clothes, my wallet, and my knife, and then get the hell out to get help.

[YaoiLoverForLife44]

I would grab my computer and my writing binder. My computer is my life and I am sure I would lose what is left of my sanity without it, and my writing binder, well, that's self explanatory right? XD

[pacman80301]

I would grab my camera then go outside and take pictures.

[sabrinamatis]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

[ellaxx0]

2 things: My computer and my big teddybear ^_^

[wolfiemoonOnROBLOX]

Haha, I love the end where you throw a shoe at the fire alarm xD

[101wuzup1]

take that u stupid lying fire alarm!!! i bet ull think twice the next time you feel like waking kaleb up!!

[JacobTheEpicWinner]

My only remain items from my childhood, and if applicable, my homework, otherwise, my iPod

[BriitishBabe]

I hope that now, the two things you would grab would be your backup novel keychain and Chilla!! Save the Chinchilla!!

[Megazaxon12]

My Computer,And Wii.

[tamameg0788]

AHA wow Kaleb your so bad ass! XD "No. I'm staying here in my house." XD Love love love

[KatherinePriscilla]

i would grab my guinea pig's cage (wich has my guinea pig in it) and mu dog cause i don't want them to die

[1989MPC]

external harddrive and autograph pic of me gil and kellan

[Theo2kitty]

id take my writing and my ipod and my games yeah...oh and my cat!

[AliceAtHeart]

If my house was on fire, the two things i would grab would be my dvd box set of That 70's Show and my muse cd's...

[swpandaluver]

a hose and i would put the freakin fire OUT...no jk i would grab my dogs and my security blanket...( i know i know)

and if i couldnt find my blanket i would take my iPod...lol

THAT 70s SHOW FTW!!!! lol

*throws shoe at fire alarm

ur hilarious!

[MmSilverioo]

my phone and my ipod. xD

[Supercutie321]

if i only had two items to take i wud grab my cat and my phone bcuz i LOVE my cat and i wud NEVER leave her in a burning building and i need my phone i have like everything on my phone

[RazerJane6]

haha, always good to ignore fire alarms. can't wait for the specter key!

[cheerleaderluver11]

if there was a real fire...you'd be, "ugh, I need to get my keys... and my shoes...huuhhhh..such a pain..." LOL !

[SuperNer7]

If I had to bring two things.. my Team Jacob shirt and... my.. ipod. I think. Thats a hard question!

[Centaur23Chick]

You are hilarious

[Megnut187]

Im glad you feel so calm about a fire!

[RockstarGirl88]

What? The Video or my comment???

[WildlifeAB09]

Maybe they were testing the alarm system. The apartment I used to live in did that, and the fire department was involved. They just did like once or twice a year to make sure the smoke detectors were still working. It's always better to be safe than sorry.

[hoppyiscute]

haha "i got my keys, i got my phone." it would have been SOOOOO funny if you had grabbed a box of tuna helper for good measure. =D lmao!!!!

[STITCH76576]

HEY I'M A KID! Well, i'll be 13 in about a week, but still

[hoppyiscute]

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[STITCH76576]

THANK YOU!!! =D

[simscrzy]

lol! I love all the fire alarm ads!

[unia75]

"Ahh KIDS! never was one myself"

[bethrosegirlxx]

Well, my family would get out safely ... even not I would take my Twilight books and my computer :)

[EdwardsBrunetteGirl]

1:44-1:48

MADE MY LIFE!!! XD

[flowercool3985]

i wud grab the box that my books r in and the laptop

[RockstarGirl88]

Oh, yes. Very, very easy.

My computer and my complete collection of the Twilight books. :)

I WAS thinking about taking my iPod, but if I think about it, all of my songs on my iPod are on the computer, and then there's YouTube with every other song in the world!!

But I would make my brother take my rabbit for one of his 2 things.

And then my mom take the cat for one of hers,

and then Dad would take the dog, of course!

:D

[mewichigo10]

I would grab my book of story plots, and my bookshelf with all the books still in it!

[surfsup05]

did they ever go back off again? what did you do for Halloween?

[xxxjulixettexxx]

haha this video made me subscribe lol but i would bring my phone and ipod. my brother could bring himself haha

[simscrzy]

I would grab my cat (if no one else did) and my little brother (if he didn't already run out) if someone already grab those two things I would grab a stack of clothes and my puicture books.

[JoJoWannieCup]

my dog and FOOD lol

[dazzledbyEC]

ummm... ipod and i would throw all my books out the window :)

[phillie201]

I would grab my favorite book and brother

[petraakapetryXD]

AHAHAH, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ohGOD, i wouldve thrown my shoe too! ohgod, i laughed like OHGOD, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[dallywinstonfan101]

Oh my gosh when you threw your shoe at the alarm i could not stop laughing. I'd probably take my iPod and my Wicked book.

[kayte64]

i would grab my laptop and my mickey mouse from new york (:

[KijiSon]

I would grab my External Hard drive and my cat. Because all of my important papers are in a fire box. YAY fire box!

[JulieJunkable]

My rat and my laptop :D

[linkfan160]

Two things.....my tim burton collection and my phone

[LisaScreamed]

Um...I'd take my bag (which already has tons of my stuff in it) and the closest book that I can find.

...This is why I need to log how many books I have and the titles and authors.

[chocolemonade]

I would grab my iphone and as many books as I could grab...btw you always have such hilarious faces when I randomly pause your vid s :), oh poor kaleb by the 3rd alarm you look so frazzled, and at around 2:18 you just look like a floating head. Lol

[allyoftherain]

Oh, and if my house was on fire I would grab my external hard-drive because it has all my videos and my novels on it, my Bible, and my journals.

[allyoftherain]

My sister wishes to inform you that while she lived in California for two years this happened a lot. The wiring in California apartments is apparently very flaky. And that smoke you thought you were smelling was probably LA smog.

[taekwondogrl006]

lol i HATE fire alarms. i love how you yelled at the fire alarm..i do that at school and people look at me like i'm ill. oh well.

I'd take my iPod, my dog, my computer and if i had time my family.....lol

[DoubleAMchillz]

haha. I HATE when that happens in my apartment building. ppl started pulling around 12:00, but i never left my apartment :) ppl kept doing it, so some popl who worked 4 the manager had 2 stand guard at the alrams so no 1 could pull them

[aaml05]

haha Spongebob reference Kaleb? XD

[Citronsoppa]

I would take my phone, my ipod, my dog and my cat and if i have time my baby brother. Maybe also a bag of chips if i get hungry.

[Truthogen]

and if there was a fire alarm. and your that calm.

and you die.

and then i have no more entertainment D:

[claytene]

I love your vlogs Kaleb, you always put a grin on my face (generally laughter ensues). I'd grab my blanket and my cat.

[mkim203]

i would bring my ipod, my phone and my bible, stuff them in my small transforming kipling bag and run out

i'll have time :D

[iHartMusicGrl]

shut up! LOL!!! i'd totally do the same thing when my fire alarm goes off =P

[Sweetdreamer924]

Aww more Kaleb having to deal with the obnoxiousness of fire alarms. I hate that those alarms just as much as you and when they are false alarms. ARGH.

Anywho I would take my phone and my laptop with me.

[Gdschild]

Hahahahah He threw his shoe at it! Clever...i will take my ipod and my phone and diary! i know i will have time to get it believe me! =]

[jobrofan13]

I would grab my box o' books and my CD case.

[thelovelymaggiemay]

man, you and your brother both have fire alarm issues lol!

[LeahstineandSmeghan]

Portable DVD player and LordoftheRings books.

Cause

imadorklikethat.

:D

plus.

i dislike your firealarms they are loud.

[KatieLynnCameron]

omg

i would bring my ipod and Breaking Dawn(if i had to choose)

[kukidoroxbootsy]

I would take my ipod touch and my laptop. wait... yes, i can read on my laptop, so books are covered.... fudge, but i want my jewellery and makeup :(

[kukidoroxbootsy]

I completely LOL'd when u yelled shut up at the machine-fire-alert-thing.

[anhandfriend]

hahaha, I love you, Kaleb!!!! you're awesome!

[OMGitsBBell]

Kaleb, you are the funniest guy ever!!! Usually, I get bored with a lot of blogs, but I never get bored with yours! I love how you didn't even try to get out of your apartment fast.

[OMGitsBBell]

I meant vlogs, sorry.

[pinkcamel0404]

well, I would already have my phone with me, so my laptop and my pink doll thing and blanket that are my childhood memories all in one item :)

[roxasfalen]

you need your choneez!!!

[AnnakeenL]

maybe it was dust. if dust gets in MY fire alarms, they ring every five minutes. and it only happens after ten pm and before 6 am.

I would take my mp3 player and a box with my twilight books

[TaurusApril23]

haha you threw you're shoe at the fire alarm.i totally would do that.lol

[person10001]

my Edward doll and my cell phone

[TwilightxIsXLove]

hahahahaha your so funny! i love your vlogs, make more please. :)

[musicluv1100]

he threw a shoe at it haha

[musicluv1100]

hey im a kid

watch it

[dordork12]

lol! the shoe

[Eatsleeptwilight]

my phone and my bran hambric book

[rockergrrrl]

I would take my laptop and my teddy bear :D

[x3HickoryRuNx3]

ahhahhaa he threw a shoe at it.

[Tjkitty67]

Hahahaha I'd die if that happend to me.

[bombmistro]

my two things (other than pets) would be my $70 yoyo and my laptop

[EvlBlackBunny]

If my house were on fire, I would grab a picture of my father and my laptop.

[insanelexi]

hhhhahhaahahah i was banging my head against my desk thts how hard i was laughing

[Laners09]

HAHAHAHA ZOMG Kaleb you are SOOO hilarious!!

I was rolling around laughing at the "5 minutes later" spongebob voice!!

[sunnyskiesCA]

LOL! ROFL...You're the best Kaleb, you make me laugh so much!!

[LegendaryReligion]

I'm amused that the same thing happened to your brother.

[LeuchtturmMutter]

i would run panickly in circles hahaha =D

[BathDuckys]

is he in his own apartment or a dorm?????

[iamcharmed1234]

suck for u!

[jenazantian]

Oh two things...computer (my novels are on there!) and 21 year old teddy bear (he's older than me and doesn't deserve to burn to death)

[paramore5575]

Awwe. :)

[jenazantian]

Haha...freshman dorms all over again! I HATE that sound!!! =p

[zuppup1]

lololol. spongebob scene changes.

[potterblotter]

id grab my computer cause it has all my pics and moies on it, and my first addition books of awsomenes,...and my teady Narwin who sits in my room and iv had since i could breath prety much...hes awsome to.

[AthenaOfForks]

Geez, your fire alarms are ANNOYING! Even if they weren't going off every hour, I think I'd leave the house just to get away from that annoying chirping or whatever! LOL

As for what I'd take... Probably my cell phone and my car keys. LOL

[I22stars]

love the shoe lol.

[inuyashasgrl222]

twilight books and laptop (with charger)

[BubblyPudding]

LOL, you're funny. I get a kick out of your life. It's as mediocre (minus the whole "Published Author" bit that I'm still working towards) as mine is!

Glad you only had false alarms. Annoying as heck, though.

[Iquestionsleep]

Haha. I love the fact that when the alarms go off, the first thing you think is "Man, I think I'll make a vlog about this." :D

Uhhhh, two things: I would take this wooden chest I have that's filled with writing and pictures and stuff, aaaaaannnnd I'd take this laptop.

[wintercardwell]

I think my favorite part was when you chunked something at the fire alarm. Brilliant. I have terrible aim so that would never work. I'd grab my fire safe an my cat.

[chicanaxXxpirate]

OMG mine went off last night too! But it was from low battery. W. T.F! It was 6 a-freaking-m! UGH. Couldn't go back to sleep. An hour later, time to get ready for school! T_T

[Kgasler]

ahhah shoe!

[DivaChicluvsCena]

HEHE!! I would so take my John Cena lifesize standup n a backpck filled with my laptop, ipod, iphone, chargers, My movies, n who can forget da twi series!!! HEHEEHE!!!

[Offroadcowgirl]

I would grab my backpack which has my laptop and a bujjillion things that i need to live! :D and then a drawer full of all my fave stuff xD

[AriaInTheSky]

Stupid fire alarms. Happened at my school today. lol

[paramorexrox]

well...my mobile and my guitar. easy enough.

[MrsNickJonas1527]

I would grab my really cool socks that I'm wearing right now...wait, I wouldn't need to grab them because they're on my feet. Ok, do-over. I'd grab my cat(don't want her to die like the other one did[not of natural causes cuz she was only 5, she was sick.]) and my fire safety kit thing that includes everything I need to survive when everything else is burned. Haha! I got around the whole "2 things" thing! A backpack is one thing, even though a bunch of things are inside it. OPTIMUS PRIME ROCKS!!

[jarrah2007]

i would grab my laptop and my eclipse book..my cell would fit into my pocket hahah! 2 things i would grab to hold onto...

[piratecutie23]

Ahhaha I love all the :_______ minutes later" things!

I LMAOed all through the vidd.

"Ok, so an hour later, there go the fire alarms again. WHAT THE HECK"

[THESnowWight]

I would take great joy in throwing my shoe at that alarm too if it were me.

LOL That same thing happened when I went with my class to Washington D.C. Of course, as students, we weren't allowed to sit on the couch and ignore the stupid thing. We had to go out in the cold and the wet in our pjs 2 or 3 times.

[Blawwmkw]

The fire alarm who cried smoke....

[patdreinventlove]

Bet KALEB pulled the alarm ;D hahaha jk. Umm I dunno what I would bring.. I need an undetectable extension charm on my bag so I could bring everything xD

[juliahollyvivian]

lol nice one Kaleb.

if my house was on fire... i guess i'd take this large box of sentimental shit that i have in my room

[cuteybooti2]

LOL SHOE AT THE ALARM!

Power to the alarm-haters. 8D

[Maikezxt]

Reminds me of something that happened to a different Nation brother a while back...

Your vlogs make my life ♥

[KaitieRose123]

I would grab my cellular device....and my favorite hat...because i dont really have anything else hats important to me

[Icefire4112]

LOL i would probably bring my dog and my laptop or i-Pod. HMMM...i like the shoe thing at the end, nice touch!

[crazyovertwilight250]

Ah!! I hate fire alarms!!!! I know they are supposed to save you and all but it's really annoying when they randomly go off, someone randomly pulls them, and fire DRILLS I HATE HATE HAAAAAATE fire drills.

[EmmaKat1876]

my mp3 player and my violin :-)

[CrazyGirl418]

...BUT WAIT!! what about all my books!!!!???I KNO! ill put them all into one HUMONGOES box that shrinks after ur done!! ill put my books and my phone in the box... then i will grab my OTHER shrinking box and put all my journals and photos in there!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

[lovelylittlegirl7776]

LOL !! i actually favourited this . this made me laugh ! (: sounds like you had a rough night , those alarms must be on the fritz. i love how you threw a shoe at the fire alarm and how you just decided not to go the third time, i wouldn't either . XD

[piewiistuff1]

hahaha u threw ur shoe at it....lol

[piewiistuff1]

hmm my laptop and my cell phone

[insanecorrot95]

id take this stuffed animal ive had since i can remember and my dog.

[PoorJacobBlack]

hahahaha spongebob time voice

[PoorJacobBlack]

my dog and my taylor lautner custom made taylor lautner cut out

[lrwhorse]

my dog, fish, money, twilight books, flash drive, computer, camera, and my edward posters. :]

[TwiCuz34]

i would have to take... my iPhone and my puppy, Nessie!!! aaand my car keys... ;)

[purple31princess]

I would take 1) the entire content of my house and 2) my doggies.

:D HURRAY FOR LOOPHOLES!

[beccaisawesomeness]

idk...probably my phone and my ipod...but what about my books? and my cat? and my dog? no!!!! can't choose!!

[C00ki3M0nsst3r]

only 2 things??????? but i have atleast 60 books!!!

why not 60 things?

if it was 60 things i would take 59 books and my ipod

:P

[Moopies]

I would chuck my magical bag on my bed and fill it with all my books and DVDs and papers, and journals and photos and anything else I saw, then I would grab my non magical bag and throw my favourite shoes and clothes in it, and I would be set with my two bag choc fulla stuffs, BooYA

[emttessie47]

LOL at the shoe flying toward the fire alarm!

[unnursvana]

I would take my books and my computer ^^

[shirechick715]

That last shot of your shoe hitting the alarm made me laugh SO hard! You have the greatest sense of humor, I love it!

[vampire00009]

Flash Drive and booooks :))) oh and this and can i take this ohm yeah forgot bout this to XD

[MooMeg85]

You just need to get outside more.

[kittykatie94]

Kaleb, if my house was on fire, I believe I would grab a big hose. then I would grab and turn the thingy to turn it on. then I would make my house not on fire. THEREFORE I save EVERYTHING!!

[swimmersgirl]

haha poor Kaleb! Loved the "one hour later"s and "five minutes later" :D

I'm thinking I would grab my cell phone and my dogs. But that's tough, because I kind of love my Harry Potter books!

[EmilyJCullen]

Well first of all i would be prepard 4 the fire cause alice would tell me(hee hee) no actualy i would get my EVERYTHING!! lol i cant nail it down i love 2 much

[potchammy]

I'm lovin' these daily vids!

That's a hard question. I have a lot of things I would want to save!

Number 1...MY DOG NIKKI!!! haha

And the other thing....I guess my purse since it has my phone, money, iPod, and credit card in there! XD

[RewindandDelete]

HAHAHAHAHA! Kaleb,

you are absolutly hilariousssss!

[ThePaperFlowers]

you're going to die some day with that attitude. One day your brother will be vlogging about your funeral, and we'll all be like "OH no!" and we'll come to this video and say, "well, he had it coming."

Anywho if I dawdled around like you did, I would take my notebooks (all 42093 of them), my flash drive, and my computer. Being a desktop, I think that would take me about as much time as it took you to make your way out.

[frankiekinzz]

I'd grab my lap top and my doggy xD

[snowwave41]

haha i'm lovin the daily vids!

[renesmeelove77]

i would probably take my twilight saga box set

and my doggie =]

[ibigeyedfsh]

LOl that happened at my sister's condo when we were visiting except it was at like 2 in the morning and it just kept ringing and ringing even though there was a silence button on the wall for the alarm it would just start ringing again after a couple of minutes. So basically it rang on and on for hours and hours and I was VERY grumpy that morning. :(

[jennaleah123]

you're hillarious!!!

[kimbaby59]

my laptop cell phone and ipod and t maybe my harry potter books:)

[filiparibeiro0]

I porbably would grab my cat and my dog.

[hoppyiscute]

if my house was on fire, i'd grab my laptop, my cell phone, and my ipod... those are the 3 things i can't live without.... OH! nad my twilight stuffs... like my copy of the new moon script... =D

[MissGracieFace]

ahhhh where did you get a new moon script?!?!?!

[hoppyiscute]

Shhhhh!!!!!!!! the summit people will hunt me down.... *looks around* my mom has connections.... i know what the whole movie will be like, before amyone else... =D

[hoppyiscute]

the 70's show is awesome!!

lol, i was cracking up when you threw the shoe at the fire alarm... =D luv u Kaleb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Minisazzerella]

lmao i love you, kaleb :)

[badassbella101]

I would grab an UNDO button to not have my house of fire :D

[horsecrazy914]

hmmm i think ill back up my novel...maybe make a sandwich on the way out...ey what the heck ill make a cake while im at it. haha.i can imagine you saying that. well glad everything was ok, but annoying.

but if i was to grab two things i think it would be my dog and my saddle?

[IMJAFFASNAKEY]

if it was round my mums id take my cats and hmm...my phone or my d.s? cant decide

if it was round my dads id take my laptop and my little bird (real)

[maryfairy1012]

id grab my bag with all my school stuff in it and my mp3 player

[kimbaby59]

school stuff? pshh id let it all brun:)

[hawknelsonlover12]

I'm pretty sure in a fire your supposed to just LEAVE!

[pipocaaa]

My dog and my phone. And cry the rest of my life for the thins I've lost *material*

And this reminded me of an episode of Friends

[EYDstudios]

I would totally grab my back up flash drive for my novel and than my video camera.

[vance1123]

omg i love you Kaleb!! :D

KIDS!!!..... never was one myself xD

[playmealulluby]

You and your brother have the worst luck with fire alarms. I hoped you enjoyed your night of salsa, tv and high pitched alarms (:

[twiligh4trinitya]

LOL!!! Fire alarms are so annoying =D

[kalebnation]

there was a RAGING (imaginary) FIRE. What else was I supposed to do. Sit down and be still ;)

[bubbleblowingfreak]

lmaooooo <3

[taekwondogrl006]

argh! "kids! never was one myself.." lol i love how reluctant you are to leave..that would be me too..and i'd greab my dog and my IPod