Mega64: E3 2008 Day 2

[Shr00b]

0:41 What is he saying? Seletify? What?

[Anonymous58428]

The Wii Speak microphone is a bent spoon.

[ajjjevans]

x box sucks :)

[101thematrix101]

shit i almost had a seizure

[Linksapprentice100]

lol they cant say that about 2010 now can they ;)

[philzass]

Rocco playing with the sensor bar gets me every time I watch this.

[theotherguyinroom]

Worst part is: This was better than the Nintendo '08 E3 conference!

[ladiesman146]

30 people worked for pizza hut

[dominickkk5]

SHIT OUT YA ASS

[ZIDBULA]

i'd say they won the shit out of E3 2010(this year) but by the looks of this video if those were supposed to be their "omg" thing at E3..then i'm glad i ddnt watch it lol

[ultrastupido]

As a huge Nintendo fan, E3 2008 was SHIT.

[AnimeGuy9]

2:28 - 2:57

Oh God, make it stop...MAKE IT STOP!!! Ok, ok, calm down, think about E3 2010...Skyward Sword...GoldenEye reboot...Kid Icarus Uprising...3DS...games everywhere...ok, I feel better now

[shtml54]

JC...You are FUCKING Funny...Wii Don't Bother.

[platinumluigi]

I lol'ed.

[jimdude99]

Expect the same thing this year nintendrones

[darkzero226]

@jimdude99 Mind saying that again?

[acman94]

lol, funny thing is I have both games now.

[narutojutsumaster]

this was nintendo's worst E3 conference ever XDDD

[jeppewie1206]

@narutojutsumaster nope, it was their best!

[AdamBoy64]

Loved this video. Hilarious.

[blackrose948]

The Wii isen't that bad. I like it for the Wii Sports and Wii fit. But other wise the other games aren't that fun.

[MrHydroman42]

@blackrose948 It's thoose ''games'' that suck!

[infinitedestroyer902]

i wish I'd get all three systems instead of just wii

then I wouldn't mind the complaints about all 3 systems.

like, i'm a nintendo fan, but i agree that the 360 is the best console, and ps3 has great and fun games

i play wii for motion sensitivity which is fun.

[ynotdrol2]

Actually ps3 is the best console, it is better made.

[chuggyman69]

@ynotdrol2 SHITTY GAMES ONLINE EXCLUSIVES AND CONTROLLER. GOOD HARDWARES MEAN NOTHING WHEN EVERY OTHER ASPECT IS JUNK.

[RobotBird666]

Haha great :) so true

[rodrigopacheco12]

"I am a giant man who used to work for pizza hut, good night!"

ahahaha so true

[kevinohisamazing]

When E3 2008 for Nintendo was this bad, it feels kind of sad to see it ripped this badly. Maybe Nintendo should have showed this instead of they shit they did.

[Vitaminb]

"Shit out your ass"

[Ladiesman1447]

lol

[86truthlesshero]

"I'm a giant guy who used to work for pizza hut, Good night!"

[DelCtrlAlt]

"I hate everything that you do, and you're a fucking bitch, *true*, you suck so much I hate you, shit out your ass."

Mega64 never ceases to amuse me.

[messiahiar]

lol @"Man you have big boobs and if you're a girl, you have not small boobs"... I love Mega64.

[Covaxius]

Twenty-Seven

[wasantube]

LOL

[besse25]

its funny ot see guys that have a xbox or a ps3 say wii sucks XD

[cgoans]

if you're a girl, you got little boobs

[DeadEndFrog]

LOL

[ricoulquiorra]

wii=shit

wii = merda

[haloavenger]

WiiShit

[SantiLon14]

if i was epileptic would this affect me?

[TaylorSNL]

omg lol SHIT OUCHA ASS

[GameFreakXDD]

lol family room f**k up XD

[knowledgethief]

hahaha trash talking on Animal Crossing... has ever happened?

[notoriousstewie0]

made me lol

[thewerecactus]

If Wii Annoy was real, I'd reserve a copy.

True story. : B

[brettwad360]

i love the wii speak guys at 1:42 "man you got big boobs- if your a girl you got little boobs"

[Kartel10304]

nintendo blows

[iagoealan]

HAHAHHAHAHAH! Mega64 pwnz

[METALMAN4Wii]

you were wrong my friend nintendo announced METROID OTHER M everything is now better oh yeah and also a mario galaxy 2 game !

[ashlink]

Not really. Sounds boring, IMO.

[danito20]

REALLY?

I DON'T THINK SO

[eminemd11]

sony announced : god of war 3 unchurted 2 mag final fantasy versus final fantasy 14 online gran turismo white knight and more.....

[METALMAN4Wii]

ok what does that have to do with nintendo ?

[eminemd11]

just saying sony has more games

[METALMAN4Wii]

whatever you say to help you sleep at night man !

[thewerecactus]

Sony also announced "Ass Cancer!" Its not really a game though. They just needed something to put out there.

[METALMAN4Wii]

man I thought your were going to be another hate reply but I laughed my ASS OFF when I read it !

[Megashinchen]

nooobs boring and shit

[LukeFonFabre24]

hey man why would you go and do that o-o?!

[elbillygoat]

maaan haterzzzz

you never see nintendo people's ranking on the 360 or the ps3. whatever, people are just jealous.

[bobminthy]

They're just making funny videos. They made a microsoft one too. Don't be gay.

[danrml]

Its true that both things are incredibly bad (Music and Speak). You got to remeber though the Wii is a family console and by far the most popular console around. It has made so much money its ridiculous. Sony can only dream of that kind of popularity. I'm hoping they put the millions this has made into develpiong their next gen console. Image the immense games of nintendo but with the online capabilities of Xbox Live. Not just a shit copy of the Xbox (Like the PS3) but a new console.

[sgtCbb]

@danrml xD... imbisile-

[BobertPictures]

Oh man I can't wait for them to announce this tommrrow

[gguru1]

man you've got big boobs, and if your a girl you've got little boobs

[kwylde]

Oh god, that was awesome.

[omygod143]

2:15 "shit out your ass" XD

[DEMONATA1995]

Hey anyone know when Nintendo E3 is out in 2009?

[yakhyakh]

Tomorrow.

[Theirishnintendonerd]

june 2nd

[NintendoFanboy1234]

june 2nd- june 4th

[Violent317]

This video completely sums up how I feel about Nintendo and the Wii.

LMAO!

[nakenftw]

"I'm a giant man who used to work for Pizza Hut."

Fuck yes.

[Gimic300]

So spot on.

[Terrymiester]

Aww man, I hope nintendo don't give another piss poor conference this year.

[Davy2612]

omg that was freakin halairious

[SteelToothedFox]

Fat man in a little suit...

[blckjade05]

damn they just rapped my love of nintendo....lmfao.....i didnt no reggie used to work at pizza hut...damn son, OwNeD....well...PuRcHaSeD.

[Griffinluna89]

I only play RPG/adventure games so I took about 5 min of LBP before I wanted to kill myself.

that being said, nintendo has been absolute shit ever since the launch of Smash (meaning brawl was fucking amazing, everything that followed was shit).

satirical, but oh so true. Fuck you, nintendo.

[chivasgeek741]

This Thing Gave me A Seizure.

[MikeMcGrath19]

If you're a guy, you've got big boobs. If you're a girl, you've got little boobs.

[kevinohisamazing]

Fuck Nintendo E3 2008.

[bbhaver]

I agree, the wii is a piece of shit.

[PT15Resurrected]

Would you kindly explain to me why the Wii is a piece of shit?

[bbhaver]

uhmm no.

[Hisiru]

because you don't have a brain to explain.

[bbhaver]

Look at the thumbs dude.

[BenjaminEllett]

dude wtf you say its shit then u say i dno now your still saying shit like if you gonna make a rant find some fuckin facts you dick whole

[jasonextreme]

Fuck man they didn't even mention anything about Star Fox wii and I doubt they even care about original nintendo franchises.

[TruFriedShoes]

oh shit seizure

[Mahewston]

"New Mario and Zelda games", lol :D

[yishai4121]

"Man, you got big boobs and if you're a girl, you got little boobs!" HAHA

[InuzukaCds]

dude, you made my water come out my nose, "a family room f--k up" genuis

[InuzukaCds]

as a wii owner i am ashamed to say every bit of this is true lol

[Demo9237]

HAHAHAHHAAHA its so true lmfao this is hilarious

[mannyichi]

I remember being soo upset when the wii had really nothing to show at E3 08 lol!!!^_^

[Poever]

what a good imitation of Reggie, fellas

[Alimus13]

Annoyance level of Nine? It's more like OVER 9000!!!

[SeChabal]

It's a shame I stuck by Nintendo in the hard times and couldn't have been happier now it's the good times and it just isn't good for me.....seriously what has happened to the company who were the biggest innovators for years and years now they're just churning out crap sad really and as for PS3 and X-Box ugh do we really need another FPS?

[ZeSharkface]

Says the guy who's placing faith in the Wii.

Sorry that 360 and PS3 aren't making games as innovative as Wii fit. Haha.

[adairbritton]

Little Big Planet is far more innovative than wii fit not to mention that Nintendo makes most of there money off retirees and soccer moms

[kevinohisamazing]

Little Big Planet is not more innovative then Wii Fit. It may be more fun to play, but it is not more innovative. Don't ever make such a silly remark again.

[adairbritton]

you don't know what your talking about kid, little big planet is one of the most innovative titles in years not only is it an great platformer, but its level editor is simply amazing, and i really don't have enough remaining characters to explain all the innovations it makes. and as for wii fit its a fitness game that makes use of a balance bored real fucking innovative.

[kevinohisamazing]

Ahem, level editors have been around for a long long time, and even if their level editor is superb, it's not innovative. And yes, the balance board is real fucking innovative kid.

[riven579]

Ill take playing LBP than exercising on a fucking board....\

Go outside you fat loser

[kevinohisamazing]

Hardly beside the point. And that fat thing really hurt my feelings, no, really, it did. Watch some of my vids to see how fat I am.

[riven579]

Turns out your out of shape!

LBP is more innovative than wii fit.

Do you even own a PS3?

[kevinohisamazing]

So what if I'm out of shape? I don't enjoy muscle building of the such. And just saying LBP is more innovative doesn't make it innovative. And I don't even want a PS3, so why would I cough up the cash to buy one?

[riven579]

So you havent even played LBP yet you seem to now how innovative it is?

I dont want a wii because it has shovelware piece of shit games. Wii is nothing but a gimmick that old people and little kids love playing. If you want to play some innovative games, get a ps3.

[BlueTigerWii]

I agree with you riven PS3 is that innovative that they steal ideas from other companies, thats really innovative.

note. Im not a kid neither an old person Im not just that dumb to play PS3 pff innovative...

[riven579]

Did i ever say the ps3 was innovative? no

I said LBP was innovative

[garc4475]

how is lbp innovative???

its all shit that has been done before.

[riven579]

name me one game that has done that on consoles

[garc4475]

theres wayyy too many.

[glittereeo]

LBP is only known for it's level editor riven579. Last time I looked, level editors have been around for a long long time.

[freitascp]

They made EXTREMMELY POWERFUL tools so SIMPLE, that even you (yes, you the retarded that thinks wiifit is the corner stone of innovation) can use!

INNOVATE THAT, bitch..

..or kid.

[kevinohisamazing]

Lol, ok, if you really believe that, go ahead. LOOK! A level editor! A REALLY GOOD ONE! Now THATS innovative. Ok, sure.

[garc4475]

yeah even retards like you can use them.

thats innovating i bet your computer has al this handicap shit too.

[ToxicOsOk]

wow...pretty good idea of Wii Annoy...espicially the Mario song

[rawker617]

hahahah derreck looks like he's jerking off at 2:51

[Wolverinex29]

LMAO your right

[kudgcn43]

Nintendo wins again.

I'm a giant man that use to work for Pizza Hut, Goodnight.

[littleNorwegians]

Hahaha! It´s funny. I used to like Nintendo, but now it´s fun to laugh at them. Maybe i´ll take them seriously again once they take us seriously again.

[shrint]

i SO agree with you, littleNorwegians. Sold my wii and switched to ps3, and still waiting for them to take us seriously again. In the meantime I've also become a sony convert :D

[anilated2345678]

MAKE IT STOP!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[elmalhermano]

nintendo win again NUFF SAID, XD

[steeler8623]

im a giant man who used to work for pizza hut! prolly the best line ever

[elmalhermano]

outsold rock band and guitar hero hahahahahahahahahahah

[GuyCC]

Wow. This is eerily accurate, and therefore funny.

Brought a tear to my eye.

[gussy667]

haha so fucking true!!!! Mega 64 are legends!

[Hosenlatzwilly]

so sad but true :(

[OhMyGodDieAlready]

"man you got big boobs if your a girl you got little boobs" LOL

[studmuffffffin]

Lol, he kinda sounds like reggie.

[tylerichards]

The WiiSee will be coming out soon. We will be able to see family's engaging in harcore sex in 1024x480 in the comfort of their own home. Amazing.

[finalkingdom13]

omggggggg that was the best =DDDDDD

i fucking love u so much mega64 =DDDDD

[mrkd]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha xD

[ZeldaTimeline]

I'm a huge Nintendo fan, but I still think that this video's hilarious. Mainly because Nintendo's slowly starting to suck... :(

[Piisuke]

Best.Nintendo.Pun.Ever!

[Asradi]

I love my Wii, its a fun console if you get the right games. But my god, did Nintendo ever fuck up. Not one game had a story, involving environment, or basic gameplay. AC sucks to me, so overall Nintendo just commited financial suicide this holiday.

[Morphweasel]

AWESOME :D HAHA :)

[stephan3007]

I just laughed too hard XD

[Saibot216]

I'm a giant man who used to work form Pizza Hut, good night.

Hilarious line.

[steeler8623]

agreed

[hkhunk]

didn't laugh once. . .

[ZeSharkface]

Because you are a Nintendo fanboy.

[elzilcho222]

hes got a bad sence of humor. i love nintendo and i was laughing my ass off

[platinumeyes]

Even I'm a Nintendo fan and I thought it was funny.

[GtheMVP]

This video is pure gold, you guys are awesome!

[k5r2an]

Nintendo, I used to be almost religiously devoted to you but I just can't take it anymore. Get some sweet ass games on the system and stop gloating about how you print money from people who buy the Wii to play WiiFit for like 2 weeks and stop playing it at all. I'm sure the casual market's your best friend now.

Whew, with the ranting out of the way, I'm considering selling my Wii cause I can still profit from it before the value dies down. When good games come out for it I might buy it again

[LingeringProfanity]

"MAN, YOU GOT BIG BOOBS AND IF YOU'RE A GIRL YOU GOT LIL' BOOBS."

That... made me laugh for some reason.

[GtheMVP]

lol, me too

[derin2000]

lol the chik is rockos mom :D lolz

[lucasbadong]

the wii alone is a collossal family room fuck up. when it first came out i bought it, but then realising that I was slowly dying inside from this excuse for a console i sold it to some schmuck for $500 and went out and bought a ps3.

[evabo1]

wii has its goods and bad.

[GtheMVP]

So you went from one console with no games to another? The PS3 had nothing to offer for the first little while, it's still weak, unless you like blu-ray movies and broken promises.

It will get good though, especially with Wipeout on the way!!

[lucasbadong]

look at the line up it had for the past couple months and you'll think otherwise. It didn't have much in the beginning but their just tapping into the power of the ps3 right now. 360 and wii are pretty much maxed out when it comes to power. And ps3 has not disappointed for a while, Didn't you notice that mega64 didn't make fun of ps3 in these e3 videos? Its because there's nothing to make fun of. As a matter of fact I believe their ps3 owners!

[GtheMVP]

I think they are just gamers who own all of the systems, certainly between them.

Wii & power should never be in the same sentence lol, & the 360 has more to push too, but not as much as the PS3. I think that has more to do with their complicated architecture, however. The PS3 reminds me of the saturn in that regard, except it will have beter support and there's no new console in sight *cough dreamcast*

PS3 & 360 power wise are similar, just diff pros & cons. I own em all, so I'm neutral:)

[lucasbadong]

I believe Rocco Shaun and garret have ps3's they used to have 360's but you know, the red ring. I guess sending your 360 into Microsoft all the time gets annoying, its in some of their podcasts. And you cant say there's no difference in the power of 360 and ps3. 360 has like hd dvd games which are like 8 gigs max and ps3 has blu-ray which is like 60-80 gigs max, no difference there. 360 cant even run metal gear 4 cause its too large. and ps3 has mmo's coming out definitely no power difference.

[GtheMVP]

C'mon man, you don't even know what you're talking about. The 360 doesn't have HD-dvd games, they use dvds, and you're wayyy off on your blu-ray storage capacity. Storage has nothing to do with power.

Why are you being such a fanboy? If you like games, get a 360 too. If they break, they fix them for free, up to three years, shipping included.

The PS3 might be more powerful, but the differences overall would be so minimal, that it's not even worth talking about as a plus.

buy em both!

[davo360king]

who thumbed down this guy? he has a good point. the only reason 'fanboys' exist is because their mummies could only afford 1 console, and now they're bagging out the competitors because of their own insecurities about whether they chose the right console.

Personally, I prefer the 360, but that is MY choice, and everyone is entitled to one. anyways, games are about FUN, not who has the better graphics/most power etc. why do you wii sells so well? its FUN!(and cheap lol)

[Asradi]

lol, wow thats the best eplanation of fanboy-dom ever, kudos.

[cyde79]

Everyone is entitled to their own choice but unfortunately you made the wrong one, hahaa!

Just kidding.

[SoggyNoodles13]

LMAO shit out ur asss

fffffffffkin hilarious

[ytnbsa]

these guys are nothing short of genius, LMFAO!

[CRTXP]

"Man, you got big boobs, and if your a girl you got small boobs" lol

[derin2000]

animal crossing shit talkin...... YAY

[iownu92]

Did anyone hear about how the Nintendo president apologized for how sucky this past e3 was, lol?

[cjayx]

This is why i hate the wii.

[derin2000]

rofl thats rockos mom :)..... i love u mega64

[solidblood]

if ur a guy u gots big boobs and if u is a ghirls u gots little boobs LOL

[Wiiguy08]

Right now Nintendo is turning into a total Assclown. The only titles coming out for the Wii that I am going to consider buying are AC City Folk, and The Conduit.

[Lijik]

Honestly.

You're choosing Animal "Same as the GC version but with miminal new features" Crossing over Wario Land Shake It.

I don't think its Nintendo thats turning into an Assclow.

[xmine08]

i must laugh the whole time, this is the funniest thing i saw in this month

[dugstown]

i dont get it

[CrazyStuffStudios]

"I'm a giant man who used to work for Pizza Hut, Good night.

*applause*"

XD That was freaking hilarious!

I love Reggie's speeches, but this guy did an awesome impersonation of him.

The fact that Reggie worked for Pizza Hut was also true.

Also, yes. E3 2008's conference sucked for Nintendo.

But it's not an issue since E3 is dead anyway.

Maybe they'll atone for their game sins at another conference.