Punstuck

[behappiful]

I know I'm not the only one who actually said "ba dum tiss".

[TheRedwolf11]

Only Dave can say that and NOT get shot.

[puppylover41925]

this isnt funny yet I find myself bobbing my head back and forth cracking up hysterically

[MegaGfhj]

*slaps knee*

[Minkerdoodle01]

Love the description

.

[Geekygirl456]

BA DUM TISS

[nyanko05chan]

Omg xD

[Murdocissoawesome]

You could say I got the...

*Puts shades over shades*

"nak" of it.

YEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[KittyKatttx3333]

HEADCANNON DAVE! HEADCANNON DAVE! <3 AT LAST!

[Meowmeow492]

I C WHT U DID THAR!

[AlienWeaver08]

␕ ␕ ␕ ␕ ␕ ␕ ␕ ␕ ␕ ␕ ␕ ␕ ␕ ␕ ␕

[kittyandstars777]

YEEEEEAAAAHHH

[portaljumper339]

bad pun is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAD!

[AminamiNaminom]

@swisscakeroll123 in this case the shades never even come off.(:

[ChiinkTheGM]

hahaha...oh dave. :)

[thedarkpath44]

NAK NAK NNAAAAAKKKK!

[Roxasfan514]

He's bringin sexy nak~ ;)

[MrProminance1]

I can't stop laughing now. It's hard to see

The screen now. Ohohoho. I have to pee now. Ahahahaha

[AngelOfLight50]

Oh God, I hope John smacked Dave across the face for that.

[Pyrofreakie]

@aganorkia You mean FACEPALM x2 COMBO :P

[aganorkia]

FACEPALM x2

[DJvolli]

R u proud of that!?

[BPforeverify]

You tell a pun = 1 Person laughs.

Dave tells a pun = A entire crowd.

Yes.

[danbasker]

NakNakNak Nak Naaaak Nak, Nakolodeon!

[Kairukurumi]

@danbasker All the kids sing!

[PandaBearInASuit]

Hey wanna know whats my favorite channel?

*Sunglasses?*

NAKleodeon

Get it?

Like Nickleodeon but with nak?

*Cricket noises*

Come on people!?

That was a good one!!

ಠ_ಠ Nyeh.

Fine. Here's pedo bear => ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

[Alexandritee]

OH GOD

[FlubbahProductions]

XD I PISSED MYSELF not laughing ಠ_ಠ

[FlubbahProductions]

I pissed myself not laughing ._.

[IdkWtfLolLmao]

Nak nak nak nak nak nak nak.

[Kairukurumi]

@IdkWtfLolLmao Nak nak nak nak

[Dylainn]

TG: NAK NAK

TT: Who's there?

TG: THE GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME

[TheWarnerSister]

@Dylainn If Rose got nak'd at, assuming she knew the context, I think that's EXACTLY what she would say. Congratulations, you have ascended to the rung HUMAN CANONBALL.

[Ludicrine]

@Dylainn

THE GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME who?

[dmjersak]

which song is that in the background

[Yakida01]

this was super awesome, just like every damn homestuck-related thing octopimp does.

one concern though; wouldn't the phrase be "you could say I have a NAK for it?"

Either way, great stuff as usual.

[KyikoFoxgirl]

YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH

[KagamineKataRINa]

LOL WTH

Omg your dave voice wins a prize

[Ravelion25]

IMPROPER GRAMMAR 

[Maphysto]

I am disappointed by the lack of YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH

[coalsan7]

...MY NEW DAVE HEADCANON...

[KittyHasClaws1596]

Even lame puns are automatically cooler in Dave's voice. WINNING.

[equivalentXexchange]

HOLY SHIT YOU SOUND LIKE YURI LOWENTHAL!!!!!!!!

[capedluna]

Me:Only Dave can make something that corny seem so funny,your so cool Dave.

Dave:Don't touch me.

Me::(

[supercrab221]

Nak Naknak Nakka nak nak.

(Thumbs up if you speak Crocodile)

[puppylover41925]

@supercrab221 NAKNAKNAKNAKANKNAKANAKNAKNAKAN­AK

(Translation: we all do, myfriend. we all do)

[Leopardstar757]

This.... Just made me loose like..... 2000 braincells. ^^'

[ShiningEnjeru]

Smile and facepalm

[1337CSS3]

I'm probably the only person who sees this and thinks of the USB protocols "NAK" (Not AcKnowledge) message... :-/

[OtakuArashi16]

*facepalm*

[TheWarnerSister]

The idea of Dave going "Naknaknakanaknak!" at those little alligators is beyond priceless.

[GirlTaku]

why..XD

[SteamBirds]

The background laugh is so priceless many have attempted to put a price on it and failed.

But you can low-ball it and watch this video.

[NotSoGrimReaper10]

Uhm.

I clicked this because I thought it said "Pornstuck"

;-;

[LongboardF0rever]

Its pathetic when the top comment has more likes than the actual video..

[JudeBarrett]

THE ANIMANIACS REFERENCE IN THE DESCRIPTION.

CAN I JUST

CAN I JUST HUG YOU?

[kage64love64]

@JudeBarrett I saws it too ;v;

[TheWarnerSister]

@JudeBarrett I had the same reaction. XD Take a look at my username.

[kimmyx123x]

At first I thought someone was going to say "Nack it off!"

[MacktheRandom]

That's not even how you use the word knack, Dave. What are you doing?

[JupiMeow]

I laughed for like half a minute |D

[AlchemicReactions]

I

I

OMG

HEADCANNON DAVE

[gallowsCalibrator9]

H3H3 N1C3 ON3 D4V3.

[DarkRY1211]

STRIDER'S GONNA-- nak =w=

*shot*

[swisscakeroll123]

You could say I got the...

*Puts shades on*

"Nak" of it.

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-

[Badoe713]

@swisscakeroll123 Shades over Shades!?

[Weirdoforu]

@swisscakeroll123 Dave is so punny he put on ANOTHER Pair of shades.

[snowrabbit22]

its only funny because it is dave

[CrayzMario64]

YEAAAAAAAAAH!!

[ally86ozzy]

Oh, Dave. You're so punny. And ironic. You've filled my day with irony.

[vocanovathememegurl]

it's so corny it's ironic

[Zabblepants]

YAAAAY

[xXnoatjeeeXx]

HOW IRONAK.

[XxHinaxX1]

@xXnoatjeeeXx

UUUUUUGH YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!! *laughing anyway*

[drawntolifeexpert]

that was so stupid, but since it was dave, i actually laughed.

[thephantomdragon]

oh how.......... PUNNY

<__<

[Mistsinger2]

dave..-faceplant-

[Kawaiigirl06]

H3H3H3H3H3H3 >;D

[Gwillianna]

Ohh my gosh Horatio from CSI looks like a mature version of DAVE!

[Kairukurumi]

@Gwillianna He's secretly Dave's bro....

[Gwillianna]

@Kairukurumi HAHAHA! XD

[Kairukurumi]

@Gwillianna Think about it. All he needs is spiky hair, a hat, and a sword....

[Gwillianna]

@Kairukurumi AND SMUPPETS

[Kairukurumi]

Plus. if I ever saw Cal in his office, I would be like WOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH.

[KennyXButters25]

stupid........

[Valkryies]

He's a naktural.

[HunterRandell]

oh Nakk there he goes again. dave's making puns again

[12345wery]

gamzee we need you

[XxToxicSpikesxX]

Dave just made puns cool.

[woowoo678]

Nak, nak nak nak nak...

*nak nak nak*

nak nak

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

[ThEoVeRhOnKeR]

@woowoo678 ur a perv... Nakk off

[Digeridude]

"The NAK for it."

[CrenityPuff]

Nak Nak

Who's there?

/brick'd

[EpicTheFale]

BBUH DUNN CHHHHHH

[404joeygirl]

*faves*

[404joeygirl]

Dude that was just terrible!! XD Hahah

[iScAre1]

I guess you can say i got the...

*sunglasses*

NAK of it.

[PurpleKirby54]

@iScAre1 he put sunglasses on over his sunglasses. Just for irony's sake.

[Mararaari]

THATS A KNEE SLAPPUR 8D

[danidawg86]

NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK.

Nak nak Nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak.

(THAT WAS SO AMAZING.

Now whenever I have sunglasses on I'm going to go out of my way to use this pun.

[Lucky7Spark]

and then they had sloppy make outs. nak.

[TeamFortress2Scout5]

Nak Nak Nak Nak Nak

[FrostFoxChick]

...John headcannon acquired.

[kuwaizair]

@FrostFoxChick I think mine had a kind of Frankie Muniz thing going on

[PrincesTomboy]

I think "I've just got a... *puts on sunglasses over other sunglasses* nak for it" woulda made more since, but still. lulz.

[erikitty96]

omg..... i actually cried laughing :0 :3

[iluvanime35]

No dislikes. >D

[fireflycat99]

Nak? Nak!Nak. Nak ankanakanakanak

[kage64love64]

I.... I can't breathe :I Damn you xDD

[CosplayDayz]

OH I SEE WHAT YA DID THAR

[NaraNaraJapan]

Dat Laugh track.

[fluffyglobz]

The laughing at the end

oh my god

i lol'd so hard

[nathalie86ll]

NAK NAK.

WHO'S THERE?

...Is what I was actually expecting. XD But this is just as epic.

[LeeStudios815]

HAHAHA

You are SO PERFECT octopimp

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

I laughed.

I actually laughed.

Dammit Octopimp. >(

[Limehunter7]

I just died a little inside.

And then I proceeded to not be able to breathe for the next two minutes.

[TrancysButler13]

I feel sorta bad that I busted out laughing XD.

[Wyervan]

That was so bad, but I still laughed

[NyxieWolf]

nak nak nak nak nak nak? nak! nak nak naaak nak!!!! NAK!!!! XD

[Bluecho4]

I love bad puns! More than any man should, really. :D

[crazychocolatecats]

If it was anyone other than Dave, I would flip shit. xD

[inferno232]

In my opinion, there's no bad time to eNAKt a pun.

... That's the single worst pun I've ever made. Damn. I feel ashamed of myself now.

[westiegirl1151]

He's got the....verNAKular.

:'D ohgodthatwaslame.

[kage64love64]

@westiegirl1151 I could not breathe for five minutes because of you. FIVE. FUCKIN. MINUTES. Thank you ;v;

[westiegirl1151]

@kage64love64 Hahaha, you're welcome! :'D

[RaindropInTheOcean]

When the Nakodiles are Nakking.... Does it sound like Nyan cat to anyone else...?

[Sabertoothy12]

Headcanon voice for Dave and John.

forever.

[PhaethonSmoofRiviera]

Perfect Strider line.

[cygnetgirl]

Nak. Nak nak nak nak. NAK NAK NAK NAK! nak nak nak.. Nak.

[Geekygirl456]

@cygnetgirl I couldn't help but notice: You forgot Nak.

[tails4ever]

I have to admit, in my head I always hear Dave with a more noticeable Texan accent, since he's from Houston. But that's just me c:

[Migglecraft]

@tails4ever No.

Dave is too cool to be a redneck I hate you go die

In a sick fire

[AbbieChwan]

@tails4ever I'm from Texas but I have no accent :D

Oh well, personal preference I guess~

[pomodoroooo]

LOLOLOLOL

[ybfan666]

*Facepalm* Dave, that was too ironic...Even for you...

[ElementAlucard]

Oh you~

[TramatizedPanda]

I saw that one before. xDD

[popularzelda]

Oh god Octo I love you

[IronicHavoc]

O DAVE, U SO IRONIC.

[CrayzMario64]

IronicHavoc

Don't you mean IRONAK? :L

[JessiRain94]

Dave that was so corny

But it works for you :)

[ihappy1]

recent influx of Dave work

my love, you have all of it

[xLazyDreamer]

Smooth as always Dave.

[PKLpikachu]

*ba dum ching*

[bcueflores]

That was so bad but I laughed afterwards.

[SetsunaK96]

ಠ_ಠ nak nak naknak

[Sarkavonsy]

See I knew I wouldn't regret this subscription, it took less than half an hour for a new vid since I subbed.

[TheMuffinMan477]

Homestuck: Season 2 Episode 3

Dave introduces John to his crocodile consorts, showing off his bilingual swagger. John, amazed, wants learn more about the crocodilian culture. Unfortunately, he tries too hard to integrate with them. Hilarity ensues.

[JuiceBrick]

I'm taking notes if anyone needs some,

[Casketta]

Naktopimp

[The1truesushiboy]

This is genius. Dave is the pungeon master. No wait, that's the wrong game.

[scampynoXD]

Dave, you are a genius!! *takes notes*

[dAforgetful01]

aaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahaha XD

[Amberflower520]

Naknakanakanaknak.

[TheSaintGamer]

This is amazing.

[Shineefan98ify]

"You could say I got the nak of it. "

*Insert stereotypical laugh track.*

OH HELL YES.