I hear that spending too much time searching for testicular lumps can make you go blind. I know of some people who've been doing it since they were very, very young. They never find anything, but they keep on checking and checking.
Yeah, he's still using a lot of these ones, but they're all good.
I especially like those moments when he throws in a random joke that they don't really expect and everything goes quiet for a moment before it sinks in and they all laugh.
@FolkeBernadotte Dude he's not actually Bernard Black. Sure he smokes and drinks but if you actually kept up the kind of lifestyle Black keeps when you were coming around to forty you'd be pretty darn fucked.
I notice he's never gotten over his stage nervousness...there's something so striking about how the most talented people often feel the most nervous or inadequate when they're performing. I look at how inherently amazing their work is and I wish they could feel better about the job they've done :/
@tobo86 I have occasionally wondered this as well. I am actually incapable of imagining Dylan Moran any younger than the age of 25. I also can't imagine him without a glass of wine in his palm and a cigarette resting between his fingers. Anyways, he's definitely the funniest man alive -- easily my favorite comedian.
He was about 26 years old when this was recorded, and still he talks about how annoying young people are! I think he's had the mind of a middle aged man his entire life. And I guess that's why he's so great!
They lift you through the streets going; lump, Lump, LUMP!... And throw you in prison. And then little men will come in and beat you with waffles! That's what happens, they cover it up but that's what happens!
Dylan Moran is a master of the art of random additions to jokes. A King of comedy!
hi, i've made english subtitles for this video. but as i'm not a native english speaker i have trouble understanding some lines - so if anyone could help me out... // 1:40 - 1:46 // 2:05 it's kind of ??? thing // 2:08 unlucky guy who ??? cross-eyed woman // 4:54 it's incredible how men ??? // 5:20 i have to ?MERGE TO JAPAN? // 5:30 and that's ??? for couple years // 5:35 the mumbling... // 5:41 somebody ??? get them on the feet // 6:45 - 6:49 ??? /// thank you, guys, a lot! for any help out!!
I hear that spending too much time searching for testicular lumps can make you go blind. I know of some people who've been doing it since they were very, very young. They never find anything, but they keep on checking and checking.
ChipArgyle 2 weeks ago
Just as bitter then, excellent. =)
khaninator 2 weeks ago
he's all charm
benehan 3 weeks ago
Either that or a woman who's really let herself go
AlitRama 1 month ago
@AlitRama He still does that joke live.
KashmirKiddy 2 weeks ago
So young and as brilliant as ever. Dylan Moran is the shit.
andantealamierda 1 month ago
He's so young! Definitely one of my favourite comedians :) he was shaking though, was he nervous?
ItalianLightning 1 month ago
Yeah, he's still using a lot of these ones, but they're all good.
I especially like those moments when he throws in a random joke that they don't really expect and everything goes quiet for a moment before it sinks in and they all laugh.
He's good with unexpected humour.
DiabolicalGenius 1 month ago
I am jealous of him.
TheProbabilityField 1 month ago
He's still using that "cause she didn't finish her tea" joke :)
aliceharrold 1 month ago
Jeez! Look at his hand! Was he medicated or what?
thegodi 1 month ago
@thegodi maybe he was just exceptionally nervous
frostytheaussie 1 month ago
Dylan Moran s a genius..... we should freeze his brain..
TheTunaAnn 3 months ago 3
I just want to be a buttercup.
msSnilloc 3 months ago 4
this was three years before he did Black Books then. yet he looks way younger than he is in Black Books
stevebloodymckenna 3 months ago
@stevebloodymckenna Three years for a normal person equals nine years for a chainsmoking drunk. Believe me, I know.
FolkeBernadotte 2 months ago
@FolkeBernadotte Dude he's not actually Bernard Black. Sure he smokes and drinks but if you actually kept up the kind of lifestyle Black keeps when you were coming around to forty you'd be pretty darn fucked.
BlankZeitgeist 2 months ago
He's either totally fucked up on this vid, or really, really nervous. Dude is shaking like a twig.
PeterTheEvilBastard 3 months ago
@PeterTheEvilBastard He always is ;)
TheBaronessIsAwesome 3 months ago
@PeterTheEvilBastard So what, "dude" is funny!
nedogedell 3 months ago
I notice he's never gotten over his stage nervousness...there's something so striking about how the most talented people often feel the most nervous or inadequate when they're performing. I look at how inherently amazing their work is and I wish they could feel better about the job they've done :/
vidaliadear 3 months ago
i was 5 yrs old by then, but i'd still jump on him and never let go if i saw him :D
Andalin21 4 months ago 2
"I live with a woman I don't really know, underground..."
MrBuch169169 4 months ago 3
'I just want to be a buttercup!' :D
Legend!
tedobrien98 4 months ago 10
oh my goodness he is handsome
lennonsdoll 5 months ago 10
He's funny and interesting at the same time, killer combination. I wish he was still 25, closer to my age.
imfantasyparade 5 months ago 9
25?!
I'm depressed now......
boosh90 5 months ago 8
Looks good :)
tekqist28 5 months ago 2
dylan has always been old XD
RadioZombieX 5 months ago 13
@PushingPies For some reason I sent that reply to you :L Ignore it haha
JxL483 6 months ago
@JxL483 Haa, it's alright. Keep clicking, you're bound to hit the right reply button soon enough.
PushingPies 6 months ago
This is one of the funniest things I've ever watched. I can't even pick a quote because it's just all so brilliant.
PushingPies 6 months ago 4
@PushingPies Y'know I hadn't actually pinned it to nerves for some reason :L Suppose it makes sense, just thought it was a quirk :)
JxL483 6 months ago
0:54...I cannot take my eyes off of the unnecassarily shaking microphone
JxL483 6 months ago 2
@JxL483 was only 25. Breaking into the bigtime. Of course he was nervous. Wouldn't you?
bansheewhiskey 6 months ago 3
@bansheewhiskey surpisingly, didn't link it to nerves. Although that would be the most natural connection...I just assumed it was a quirk haha.
JxL483 6 months ago
@JxL483 Maybe you right. Maybe i'm wrong.
bansheewhiskey 6 months ago
@bansheewhiskey Nah, nerves definitely seems more logical
JxL483 6 months ago
' They're icky and they run around too quickly!'
Baileycake92 7 months ago
And hilarious!
greenieactress11 7 months ago
He's so fit:)
greenieactress11 7 months ago 7
Why is his hand shaking? I've always wondered. Is it perhaps an act he's putting up?
Xx7Zeithious7xX 8 months ago 7
do you think when he was born he came out as a very witty, very intelligent 40 year old man?
tobo86 8 months ago 14
@tobo86 I have occasionally wondered this as well. I am actually incapable of imagining Dylan Moran any younger than the age of 25. I also can't imagine him without a glass of wine in his palm and a cigarette resting between his fingers. Anyways, he's definitely the funniest man alive -- easily my favorite comedian.
TysonCooley 8 months ago 3
@tobo86
40?????....ya do know that in this video hes only like....24 or so!! haha
skittlebrain92 6 months ago
"...some fuckclump called Wayne". I know that wasn't the main joke but at that point I had to pause the video to clear up my pee-stained trousers
tobo86 8 months ago 11
He was about 26 years old when this was recorded, and still he talks about how annoying young people are! I think he's had the mind of a middle aged man his entire life. And I guess that's why he's so great!
snakesruleLMR 10 months ago 8
@snakesruleLMR Yeah, I reckon he was born aged 45. =D
ShanksDChopper 9 months ago
Great guy. Never talks shit. Everything he talks another makes so much. He just puts it humorously.
itubevinod 10 months ago 7
They lift you through the streets going; lump, Lump, LUMP!... And throw you in prison. And then little men will come in and beat you with waffles! That's what happens, they cover it up but that's what happens!
Dylan Moran is a master of the art of random additions to jokes. A King of comedy!
timh009 1 year ago 70
@timh009 AND he was only 25 here! OMG
TheInfinite91 4 months ago
'you see a big bag of wheat or a bit of falling masonry - that can get you going' ... brilliantly judged comedy.
Alishhh4 1 year ago 2
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hi, i've made english subtitles for this video. but as i'm not a native english speaker i have trouble understanding some lines - so if anyone could help me out... // 1:40 - 1:46 // 2:05 it's kind of ??? thing // 2:08 unlucky guy who ??? cross-eyed woman // 4:54 it's incredible how men ??? // 5:20 i have to ?MERGE TO JAPAN? // 5:30 and that's ??? for couple years // 5:35 the mumbling... // 5:41 somebody ??? get them on the feet // 6:45 - 6:49 ??? /// thank you, guys, a lot! for any help out!!
tozasitak 1 year ago
He's so cute! Was he nervous or drunk? His hands were shaking.
homeric85 1 year ago 5
@homeric85 both probably xD
Jimmy666Vengeance 1 year ago
@homeric85 or drugs?? :\
specialstuff94 1 year ago
@homeric85 if you ever watch Black Books...it pretty much sums up his entire life..
cheeseypie5555 9 months ago
the famous mic wobble
12345l6789 1 year ago
Brilliant!!!! Testicular Cancer, women don't get that so much. LMAO. thanx for putting this on youtube :D
Brnzstuff434 1 year ago 41
@Brnzstuff434 Enjoy! =D
GreenBaldrick 1 year ago 10
@Brnzstuff434 thanks for ruining the joke.. prick
marleyboro 4 months ago 2
@marleyboro Perhaps you should watch the video before reading the comments and stop whining.
lmgoose 2 months ago