WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE!!! Diebold accidently leaks 2012 election results

[acacia72]

Oh, this is the Onion? Wow, could have fooled me!

[pullpdog]

yea we win

[sweettina2]

Romney is a corporate raider, well versed in sneaky, underhanded business. He will do the Zionists well. Ron Paul 2012!

[sweettina2]

@sweettina2 And they will PUT him in office, just as they've done before.

[irish80122]

Old video that they re-did. Notice that the Newt Gingrich spokesperson had a sign that said Hillary.

[CurtHowland]

"And he will act surprised"

Hahahahahaha!

[Eye2EyeIIIV]

id vote for Forrest Gump over Romney any day!

[blink4eyes]

WHAT THE FUCK

[TheQueenoftheDead]

The scary thing is, the election has already been figured out, and it doesn't matter who actually gets the votes.

[psychuous1]

lol



[mrsleep0000]

"These candidates are dog shit. All we're doing is picking out the dick that's going to fuck us." - Sam Halpern

[fightfeces]

People: If you have been following up on the news from India, the United States election results are already known. You will see below on fightfeces, first up: guaranteed results of the Elections... so accurate you can bank on it. Amazing that we finally see it all planned out in advance like that. Thank internet.

[whynotflip]

@fightfeces i'd be interested in some links to this news from India. would you mind sending me a few via pm?

[Diapason16ft]

like i'm going to believe "news" from some fake news network i've never heard of?

[Candydc]

@Diapason16ft relax Einstein is a satire yet pretty close to reality

[EddieHitler1000]

LOL you didn`t get the impression you were free did you,this is reality

[TroyMichaels144]

This would be a hellofalot funnier if it weren't so depressingly close to reality!!

[TheCultivatedMind]

@TroyMichaels144 Yeah even if it wasn't so close to reality it would still be pretty funny.

[1oftheonez]

so true.

[shortlimb1]

lol nice!

[drusha1]

good stuff:)

[jakoxn]

I saw this 4 years ago (other candidates ofc.) .... I think! Still ingenious!

[MatkoBA]

This is the best Joke I´ve ever seen.. :D THANK YOU WERY MUCH!!!! :D

[aietes]

lol! this is good!

[2010butchd]

you need a re election now

[2010butchd]

hahaha that shows the elections are rigged

[cheythebest1]

this is great, lol !

[MrCanada1230]

lol the part part is some americans actually BELIEVING this news. hehehe

[RAMB0IV]

@MrCanada1230

Most likely true anyways.

[ikoronduka]

lol onion is funny

[westernciviliznation]

hahahaha The Onion?

[Emmanuelbod]

Al quaeda Behind this!!!!!!!!

[ActaNonVerba71]

I know this is fake and I love the Onion but this electronic voting shit needs to go for real.

[sssusc]

The illusion of democracy!?

[man2read]

@sssusc Are you surprised by that? everyone jaded by reality knows how true this is.

[andrewjackson09]

If you accept e-voting then you are under mind control.

[jaccisboy]

Let's get RID of the Diebold sham countrywide. We NEED paper ballots. We NEED a way to SEE the results.

[jaccisboy]

I love the guy that says "I'm fine with it. I was gonna vote for him anyway" What morons this country spews out.

[Superindigoman]

if only more people realised how true this is.

[Charlotte333]

Hahahaha!!

[lilyvalleysunshine]

Did he say "we will be pretending to count votes?' Probably not, but that was what it sounded like. lol

[KillYourTeeVee]

the best humor is that which speaks the truth..

RON PAUL 2012

[weldmaster80]

Wonder exactly how far from the truth it is.

[raymorriss]

Bartledoo?

[OttoLund]

Thanks

abeldanger(dot)net

[PresidentialField]

Abel Danger dot net is the source of the take downs of Pawlenty, Cain, Huntsman, Gingrich and Romney. Who'll be left standing? Abel Danger dot net!

[Jan4Solar]

Should of seen Pier Morgan's interview with Ron Paul, man was Pier sweaty wiped trying to always deter Ron Paul onto a different topic.....man that guy really is pompous! (pier)!

[garrethdavis]

RON PAL 2012

[JasperHuxley]

Looks like the choices this time around are between fascists, fascists, and some more fascists.

newsone.com/nation/casey-gane-­mccalla/anonymous-reveals-clos­e-ties-between-ron-paul-and-ne­o-nazis/

[RossetaStoned91]

GOD!! I couldn't have said any of better myself!! Thank You Onion!!!!!

[guero272727]

RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT 2012

[PrivationProductions]

Wow, is that female-reporter-actor an actual instance of an intelligent, idependently thinking, and _funny_ female human? I didn't think those existed any more.

[PrivationProductions]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[metalassaultlogin]

YEAH RON PAUL 2012!

WHO ELSE HATES THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE?

[admiralcrash1]

Nothing ever good comes from hating anything to justify your own ideology...fag. I'm sure you know that though....with that over sized human "civilized" brain....ooo ooo ahh ahh.. BAM BAM!

[Stefan2kValiant]

RON PAUL 2012

[Imagine369hz]

thx i really needed a laugh tonight!

[usbreaks]

0:44 She said shadowy overlords 2 keep a secret..hahahahah

[pigeonpsycho]

Brillaint, funny but true.

[Demaclies]

LOL, perfect satire!

[AnthonyVolpe]

The elections ARE rigged. I thought the Onion did parodies.

[ranaoboy]

who said corporations are not people... if they can cheat they must be...

[TheScooterMcGeeShow]

PRECONDITIONING!

ONION SATIRE?

ONION IS C.I.A.!

[purplewings123]

Aw geez! I thought this was serious! .....then I saw the ONION.com.

[LtSgt5]

IF VOTING CHANGED ANYTHING, IT'D BE ILLEGAL.

[Savtr1]

He said the illusion of democracy! Wake up people. No matter who you vote for the plan is in place.

[sjsrana]

'those who cast vote don't elect but those who COUNT vote elect' now its man vs machine?

come-on.....enough is enough, election rigging is not Machine-Made but MAN-MADE crisis!

[gabrielsyt]

It would be funny if it was not the truth. We know the game is rigged.

[blackyblackblack505]

"It's not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes"- Joseph Stalin

[oldranch1]

Sorry but the popular vote does not elect our Pres. The electorel college does that. Look it up, it is part of our Constitution. Ah, those founding fathers almost thought of everything.

[StSimonMartyr]

Diebold is owned by Dual Citizen Israelis...they control our voting too.

[MuzzleBlast357]

This is hilarious! How do I get to be a "shadowy overlord"? Keep 'em coming!

[xxReanhaxx]

This chick makes me laugh...."shadowy overlords"? when you have shadowy overlords it isnt a demoncracy. I mean come on, really? she couldn't do better then that?

[barnone11967]

Votes don't count. It is all a scam and a lie.....

[seanincali1]

this isn't comedy. it's the truth.

[HUMANWINE]

nerd note: accidently is spelled incorrectly

This even funnier the second time

search: WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE!!! Diebold accidentally leaks 2008 election results

love these guys!!!!

[acuriousbeast]

Why couldn't they have released this BEFORE I bought all those campaign signs, damn it.

[Dismalic]

GALLIC OGMIOS 2012!!!!

[3VOLution3NO]

even tho its all rigged, im still goin with Ron Paul.

FREE THE WEED 2012!

[MrPacman1978]

The best thing is not to vote people ! spread the word.

[wingrovedl]

The Truth has just set you free.

[kastnmagic]

RON PAUL 2012 !!!

[Electricbassguy]

@kastnmagic GARY JOHNSON 2012

[2wheels88]

The truth is actually funnier.Guess where and by whom your internet votes will be counted for 2012 election? By a Spanish owned company,they are based in Spain they have an office in Florida,there main staff and management are ex Goldman Sachs employees.Their main contributor is a Brittish company,probaly out of the City of London.For those that have eyes to see!!!

[garden333]

@2wheels88 I was just going to post the same thing. I also saw where he was given the most money to win.

[2wheels88]

@garden333 It's all rigged,Presidentare chosen by billionare elite oligarchis,not by election.US Corp can not be run by an elected President.People don't realise,it's no longer the United States of America but U.S.Corporation that needs a new President,it's all a farce.The City of London or Crown Corp owns and runs the monetary system in America and will do until you vote for a LaRouche Democrat,they are the only ones willing to throw out the Brittish scurge.

[gjpvidz]

keep voting everyone. Your ignorance depends on it

[Zhonguoria]

IT IS TRUE! The US Government allows for a popular election, but the popular vote did not, does not, and never will count - The US President is SELECTED,  not ELECTED!

[garden333]

@Zhonguoria google is the us a corporation.

[ForwardtoYesterday]

This is brilliant satire...but not to be taken literally. Do not use this as an excuse not to vote. In fact, the fewer of you do this, the closer this comes to the truth.

[AnonymousIsWorld]

YEAH!!! A "GLITCH" FUCK YOU GOVERNMENT!! WE ALL KNOW WHO WON!!!

RON PAUL 2012!!!

[JesusDillinger]

@AnonymousIsWorld This is not real news. It's comedy. Lame comedy.

[CashChamp1]

2:38, A cure for awakeness? WTF!?!?!?

[ForgottenAustralians]

Illusions of democracy. watch?v=1thcO_olHas

[TheShark447]

They spelled "Barack Obama" wrong on the winner screen..

[amandaroundy]

I thought this was real for a little while, than I was questioning it.... then I noticed the change in the "CNN"

[amandaroundy]

wow is this real?

[tomyo75]

Fuck the government. 

[StopFundingIsrael]

They make us laugh at the bullshit so we dont get mad. See Jon Stewart for more faux outrage at our shadowy overlords dosed with liberal logic and slight tones of human compassion.

The truth is.... The ONION is a hallmark of alphabet agencies speaking truth through "satire"... as not to alert the Powers That Be..... and to make comical all attempts to pervert our society.

Sickening in its truthiness.

[gimmepatch]

Awesome.

[EAVTRONICS]

Re-vote Re-set Re-booth Start-over it can be done, will be done, what will voters do!!

[MsUssification]

it isnt off base at all...dont know if diebold actually leaked anything recently or not but in the iowa caucus, the votes were rigged. Youtube the iowa caucus results being rigged and you will see vids in the list that comes up showing there were a certain number of people present therefore the same number of votes should have been cast and collected but there were dozens more votes collected than people present to vote...

[TheiTouchGuys]

fake

[grandbbq]

Thats freaking great. LOl... But it may not be so far off base.

[AceOfHeart2012]

Ya know,. this isn't really that far from the truth. I think it's going to be Romney. They've been telegraphing this in spades.

[Aiden057]

all these rondroids don't understand this is a comedic report.

[mtanousable]

@Aiden057 Oh, yeah. Because this is comedy, voting fraud is totally a joke, and never really happens. I saw a fake murder report done by The Onion as well, so clearly no one is ever murdered.

[Aiden057]

@mtanousable I think you missed my point and the point of the story. One of the good things about this satire is that it brings up many related videos about the actual voter-frauds perpetrated by dibold, et al.

[Nieuws1]

lol, That is so funny....haha



[jadams4ec]

@oneirishpoet Are you for real? If you are I feel a little sorry for you. You really should do more research.

[MrScoopclarkify]

Please we need your help. We are seeking voter fraud monitors. Help Ron Paul insure he is not cheated out of votes. Please go to our facebook page and like, then go to the Docs at the top of the page and follow the instructions. There are plenty of people on board to help with any questions. Go to WatchtheVote2012 on facebook. Thanks

[Crynos420]

@MrScoopclarkify What good will voting you do ya fuckin dork

[gtillen]

It wouldn't be a joke or be funny if it were not laced with a sad element of truth.

[Dunlap7640]

Required Reading: George Orwell's 1984 -----

[MermaidKels2]

lol this is so funny

[humanity6fl9]

externalization of the hierarchy, indeed.

[ISMOPANAMA]

RON PAUL 2012 OR REVOLUTION 2013

[SuperRealmedia]

"we will safeguard the illusion of democracy for all americans" rofl

[muaythaiguy6669]

wow this video is 100% correct. It's not so funny when you realize they are telling more truth than you sheep could ever imagine.

[paulrosscz]

forget it..its just a joke :D

[CrazyNorthBeeGee]

nice

[cozmo1303]

Is this for real????? Pretend to count votes. what happened to democracy????

[obiwan5150]

@cozmo1303 its a joke

[lafemmefatalle]

i LOVE Onion. (even in humour, they reveal truths few want to know)

[CaptainTripps2010]

Fake and Gay.

[cytuber]

When parody encompasses so much truth and the 'real' news is such a joke, it's getting harder and harder to tell the difference. LOL

[EATATROLL]

JFK really really tried to warn ALL OF US:

"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." -Galileo

JFK TRIED TO WARN THE U.S. ABOUT A MONOLITHIC & RUTHLESS CONSPIRACY AROUND THE WORLD WHERE HE ASKED THE MEDIA TO HELP ALERT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. THE MEDIA DID NOT ALERT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. THE EVIL CONTINUES!!!

JFK "The President and the Press," before the American Newspaper Publishers Association, 27 April 1961

/watch?v=pDe6QCqFu4c

Ron Paul 2012

[oneirishpoet]

@EATATROLL ummm, I'm pretty certain JFK would NOT be supporting a racist, fascist asshole like Ron Paul for dogcatcher let alone President

[roduku]

@oneirishpoet Of course JFK wouldn't support Ron Paul. Kennedy was a Democrat. Paul is Republican.

[FinFags]

@oneirishpoet uneducated, can you watch Fox and CNN more please?

[areopagitica1]

It is DEEbold, not DIE bold, but anyway, a spoof based on some potential problem. Any sort of software that removes a paper trail of disrete recountable documents that tally with actual totals of participants will never be impervious to hacking algorithms that already have been devised.

[Auger88]

good god people just go to onion.com for cryin out loud it's chok full of fake news stories

[DontTreadOnMe476]

@Auger88 Good God just go on a search engine and see how bad america is getting fucked. You think this is a just a parody. This is horrible truth turned into a comedy.

[Auger88]

@DontTreadOnMe476 I'm responding to all the people who are going just search "" title to see it's a fake video, well duh, it was put out by the Onion. I know what's going on in America I freakin live here but The Onion is nothing more than a lame propaganda machine.

[Auger88]

If you haven't heard of The Onion before now and believed this you deserve to be tricked. LOL

[mathue7433]

why cant we just hang them ,,i think its a great idea

[TakaAtom]

Wow comedy based on actual facts, so ironic.

[MKeyserSoze]

@TakaAtom Many a truth is said in jest...

[LtSgt5]

@TakaAtom IF VOTING CHANGED ANYTHING, IT'D BE ILLEGAL.

[killirishred]

Researchers say they have found a cure for "Awakeness!" HAHAHAHA. this was great!

[dOuPdMe]

laughable.

[proofandevidence]

This is brilliant, this news channel should be on t.v.

[tropicrec]

The truth is often hidden in jest.. The deck is stacked. The cards are marked.The game is rigged...

[DOCSAFETUBE]

@tropicrec the deck is stacked , cards are marked and the game is rigged and still Americans sit on their asses and does nothing ...our forefathers are spinning in their graves!

[lonewolffullmoon]

Got'cha! It certainly got me.....good one!

[godbluffvdgg]

That would suck if Romney actually won. Predictive programming. or Sarcasm... You decide.

[gorgeousdzastr]

roflmao... funny nonetheless... at least the truth about the puppet masters and voting fraud being a sham is making it to the public arena, even if it is in the form of a comic relief.

good job..

hahaa

[Ghostx510xx]

"shadowy overlords" LOL wow that was good!

[stellwag803]

listen to both clips at the one minute mark and see for yourself...the exact same claim and clip was made about hillary clinton in the 2008 version....this one here is nothing more than an edit of the 2008 clip

[stellwag803]

if you can't, or don't want, to do the research for yourself just look at this website: patriotsdoitright. wordpress. com and find "2012 election leak, truth exposed"

what makes you think that anything about this clip is true after being caught in a LIE?

[BRANCATO111]

What bull shit. But half if not more of it is true

[Stacy55ish]

This is a parody folks, try and keep up.

[stellwag803]

Don't hate me for EXPOSING THE TRUTH!!!!

[stellwag803]

Sorry to tell you all, but happy to expose the TRUTH, but this clip right here is a LIE, FRAUD, FAKE!!!!!! And I have PROOF. If you want to see the SCAM do a you tube search for "leaked election, 2012" there you will find this exact clip with one change name and a slightly different title from the 2008 elections

[sonbarably]

The Atlanta Jewish Journal called for the assassination of Obama.

It's a Roman-Hebrew nation, where racist murder is god's law.

a spiritually inferior, pagan vampiric god of tribal war, Yahweh.

[DanUuNoel]

The global Platonic theater went a little too far, just like they did by blowing up Building 7 so late after the twin towers.

Oh well...mistakes happen.

Love,

[jadegiles25]

OMG- FRAUD.

ROMNEY?



[solojam]

most of the sheep will think this is real, spoon fed from the boob-tube!

RON PAUL 2012!!!

[ildiko1pa]

oh my! what else is new???

[pseudonymuser]

haha..now its out

[erikdblair2012]

Anyone surprised, anybody, didn't think so, I've known this for quite some time, YouTube erikdblair2012.

[Fesheca]

OMG, thought it was real until the Diebold Rep started talking. lol

But seriously, they already know who they're giving the election to, so what's the purpose of spending all that campaign money?

[vaw32]

LOL

[crimsonsamuraiftw]

Seems so surreal, wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened.

[chickaboom73]

Are ya having fun yet?

[spencertribwell]

GOOD LORD! HAHAHA.

[productions963]

Thank you Onion News Network.

[subsailor01]

Wonder how many shares of Diebold Romney owns??