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  • The look he gave the camera was perfect.

  • anyone know what grey is up to these days?? great vid

  • @fairhillnorrie Both Keys and Grey are on a sport radio station.

  • @fairhillnorrie There on talk sport in the mornings on weekdays

  • 0.49

  • ronaldo is shit

  • lmao! spot on

  • LOL! BRITISH SARCASM AT ITS FINEST!

  • @Lahmekful Its Irish uk people.

  • @SuperXboxreviewer

    Ok, Irish uk people sarcasam at its finest then

  • Haha BUT RIGHT

  • hahahaa

  • the richard keys guy is dying to laugh LOL

  • press 2 & 8 for butt

  • Check out my Impressions on Youtube!

    Jeff Stelling and the boys!

  • and he goes through, there, right!

  • so he just gets up, RLIGHT. LOL!!

  • fantastic football lesson!

  • @matthdgamer <3 <3

  • That was bad, really really bad

  • Right??

  • this is jokes but andy grays analysis was world class

  • @casualastheycome andy gray had shit analysis,spent ages over analysising pointless shit

  • @kingkerwick i disagree, hence the original statement. if i'm honest i'm judging your ability at understand tactics in football but obviously it's a matter of opinion and i'm no more likely to be right than you

  • @casualastheycome the best football analysist is john jiles without a doubt....andy gray was ok to listen to if you wanted to hear a good ramble as he spent most of his time overanalysising goals instead of the actual game

  • @kingkerwick fair, i'm not going to change your mind but you won't change mine. have a lovely life

  • @casualastheycome The vast majority of English football analysts are shite. If you have a decent understanding, watch some Spanish TV.

  • -@felix8989 cheers, problem is when i did spanish at school i spent 2 years saying "bread-eo, shelf-io and pen-io" all because dictionary in spanish is dictionarrio. what can i say, i was 13 and loved the banter

  • watch?v=Hran58QNKTQ ahahahhaha

  • chuck norris

  • BUT!

    

  • do you all actually believe this is real? pmsl

    this is soooo fake!

  • @fatnixie347 thats why its called a pisstake..

  • @DerbyGinge24 yeah but it's not real though is it?

  • What a tit son, What a tit

  • WOMEN ARE FUKIN EVIL DEVOIUS SLAGS AND THEYR GENERALLY SHIT AT EVERYTHIN AND LEAD BORIN LIVES STARIN AT THERSELVES IN MIRRORS N TALKIN SHIT APPLYIN SHITTY MAKE UP.THATS NOT SEXISM ITS STONE COLD FACT.WO-MAN THAT SAYS IT ALL IN THEIR NAME IF YA LOOK AT PRONONCIATION WOE TO MAN -WO MAN

  • Thought this was just a funny clip.. Where did all the racist crap come from.. More laughing and less political talk wound make everyone happier.. Get a life people!!!

  • Fuckin Brillant absolutely

  • if u think about it: everythings racist

  • ". when black people are racist against white ppl it like 'who cares'."

    yeah because there are so many racist black people that are racist towards white people in the world -_-

  • @Creeper094

    you'd be surprised. How often does a black person wrongfully acuse a white person of being racist? That's being racist, right there. Assuming that a white person is racist, is racist in itself.

  • BUT

  • RIGHT

  • tbh i think that woman linesman was one of the best i have seen in year she made two brilliant decisions that a male linesman would have got wrong cause there two fat and cant keep up with play.

  • Over 20k Views are from me

  • im sorry but shut the fuck up with your feminism arguments and listen to the sheer quality of these impressions

  • welllll

  • I did my own pisstake this morning, I went to the jobcentre.

  • GOD SOME GUYS HAVE A PROBLEM, PITY ANY WOMEN WHO HAVE THE MIS- FORTUNE TO BE ANY WHERE NEAR THEM....MALEISM IS WHAT WE NEED

  • Women / black people / Asians, they all get special treatment and us white British men get all the shit. We need to stick up for ourselves and tell these inferior minorities to FECK OFF!!!!!!!! And yes to any Americans who think that was a spelling mistake, it wasn't you Yankee knobs

  • thats because woman are weak, feeble little humans...

  • until the end i didnt realize it wasnt andy gray its so much like him

  • I'm a woman and sexist jokes+stereotypes really don't bother me :) Yes, I'm shit at football and have no clue at the offside rule too. The women who complain about a bit of banter need a slap and a sense of humour

  • @queenfielding

    You're a fucking idiot

  • @32wallace

    Cheers love! Nice to see a good substantial argument ;)

  • @queenfielding

    Well if you don't have a problem with prejudice you've never experienced it and therefore shouldn't comment on it. To attempt to belittle it as 'a bit of banter' is ridiculous.

  • @32wallace

    I do have a problem with prejudice; but only when it really is a problem, for example racism, or sexism to the extent to which it really is offensive. For example if a woman/man didn't get a job because of their gender, or they were being constantly berated at work for being the only man/woman in an office etc.

    I've got mainly male friends and I get sexist jokes/insults all the time but you just have to laugh it off as it isn't meant maliciously

  • @queenfielding

    Ok then you clearly don't understand what prejudice is. There's a difference between a friend taking the mick out of you and strangers in your profession saying you're rubbish at your job because of your gender/race/religion/sexual prescience, or making you feel uncomfortable in the work place

  • @32wallace The lineswoman didn't even give a shit! knobhead

  • @MoneyCarsClothes17

    Yeah it's not necessarily about the lines-women you total moron. It's about collectively a society realising sexism is unacceptable and ridding it out of our society.

  • @32wallace it's BANTER!

  • @32wallace

    Well of course there is, but they were clearly only having a laugh and weren't being malicious against her. Either way, you're entitled to your opinion :)

  • @queenfielding

    Andy Gray syas: "Can you believe that a female Linesman" He say a previous lines women was "fucking useless as well" he also says in another incident "what the fuck do women no about the offside rule"

    They obviously were not having a laugh. They genuinely didn't want a women to be a linesmen because she's a women. What part of that they said was meant as a joke? What is when Keys asked "would you smash it" to Jamie Redknapp? Do you like being referred to as "it"?

  • @32wallace

    Hhmm I really don't think they meant it as offensively as you're taking it, but as I say, you're entitled to your opinion. Personally, I'd just laugh it off and be the bigger person about it if I was that offended, rather than mouth off about it

  • @queenfielding

    You're definitely wrong. You're making it out as though the Lineswomen heard them and complained when in fact, just everyone, men and women heard it and said (quite rightly) that it's not acceptable in an equal society.

    You've got a terrible attitude to prejudice. People shouldn't accept prejudice. Should the black footballer Desialle of laughed of being called a "lazy nigger"? or Zoro a black footballer have chuckled as bananas were thrown at him? You're a total moron.

  • @32wallace

    Yeah and this is turning into a bit of a slanging match so I really can't be arsed to argue over something that you're not going to change my views in when you're not really understanding what I'm getting at. So feel free to keep calling me a "moron" or a "fucking idiot" because it really doesn't bother me dear, especially over this.

  • @queenfielding

    Yeah fair enough you seem pretty content in your ignorance. I just hope you experience something like this and are told to "laugh it off". You're unquestionable in the wrong and there's no real debate about that, i just genuinely do think you're too stupid to comprehend that.

    Also i bet you read the Daily Mail

  • @32wallace

    Actually I do ;)

  • @queenfielding

    Yeah that says it all

  • @queenfielding

    Also i think the only good thing to come out of these is although there are people like you in there world there are more people like me which is why they were sacked.

    Although i'm sure you just think it's PC go on mad.. Or maybe you blame the Muslims? Or the Gays? Oh if only Thatcher were still in power 'ey? hahaha

  • @32wallace

    Umm...yeah...that's exactly what I'm going on about...

    And I was being sarcastic about reading the Daily Mail. Calm down!

  • @queenfielding Well said!

  • @queenfielding why are you watching a football related video if you profess to no understanding of the game? there is a big difference between enjoying banter and being an idiot who can't tell that from blatant sexism, you fall into the latter category.

    thankyou for taking women who actually enjoy sport back 1000 years with your shite logic.

    you're the one in need of a slap.

  • @madun447

    Just because I don't watch football regularly enough to fully understand it does that mean I can't watch it??

    And yes, maybe I am. Sue me.

  • @queenfielding

    I wouldn't smash it, I definitely wouldn't smash it

  • @queenfielding get in the kitchen or ill beat you lol

  • @queenfielding but wen ya wiv ya hoes avin ya chinwag yal slag men off all day. oops did im say" slag "

  • @MyOatesy Please learn to spell. Then I'll take your point into more consideration.

    Do you really think women have nothing other to talk about other than men? Granted, that is the main topic of conversation...but we also talk about shoes, shopping and round off the day with a pillow fight in our underwear.

    Fool.

  • @queenfielding I CAN SPELL JUST FINE.LEARN TO BE EFFICIENT WITH YOUR TYPING THEN THE FRACTIONS OF SECONDS YOU SAVE EFFICIENTLY TYPING YOU CAN GO TOWARDS YOU SHOPPING AND BUYING CAPPUCCINOS AND TALKING ABOUT MAKE UP.

  • @MyOatesy I'm a woman; I can multi-task so don't need to save up those milliseconds ;) I'm a student, my whole life doesn't revolve around shopping and coffee...alcohol comes into it quite a bit too.

    My my my, someone's obviously a chauvinistic pig and hasn't really got what my first comment was saying have they. Bless.

  • @queenfielding

    It's not that women complain, it's that the media complains on their behalf.

  • @goatman257 Definitely right there in this case! But you do get a minority of people who seem to go out of their way to complain about little things

  • @queenfielding you're right! If the cast of loose women make sexist jokes at men why can't men do the same? equal rights and treatment goes both ways.

  • @queenfielding And a big fat cock up there arse. Am i right lads?

  • @queenfielding will you marry me

  • @queenfielding

    Could you just tuck this in for me love?

  • sexism and racism, for some reason, only goes 1 way. when black people are racist against white ppl it like 'who cares'. but if it were the other way round then the person would never get a job agen. its the same wid sexism, women are always sayin how men are whatever but no one cares. why ?

  • @liho123 You've hit the nail on the head there mate.

  • It's all been introduced by the liberal elite who rule over us i.e Con, Lab, Libs, who also happen to have the media in their pocket. which in result has made the whole country a politically correct nightmare, where minority groups have a MASSIVE say in what is right and wrong. this supposed 'scandal' is just another prime example, of you say anything and the politicaly correct country regard you as sexist, racist, and a bigot. Don't trust the media and governemt one minute their all in on it

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  • @tomoutlane liberal conservatives? what fucking planet are you on mate? the only way you think a bunch of oxford graduates who were in the bullingdon club are liberal is if you wank to Hitler speeches. clown.

  • Do some research before you comment, Cameron is a left wing conservative always has been always will be, type in one nation conservatives and you''ll see he is one. What fucking planet are you on if you've never heard of liberal conservatism, these Cons are pathetic trying to model themselves on Blair and labour and their political correct bull shit, no mainstream party is any different, there currently is no right wing party to represent the people, full of human rights, political correct crap

  • @tomoutlane so you think human rights is crap? you might think that Cameron is left wing, but my idea of left wing is tony benn, and cameron certainly isn't that. I'm guessing you are extremely right wing so in your (more than likely borderline fascism) terms he is a liberal pussy. Frankly, I'm not gonna take political advice from someone who probably votes BNP, EDL or UKIP.. and listens to fucking def leppard lol.

  • @robyg89 given to us by the left, and the EU

  • @liho123 because men like to be macho and say they don't care?

  • @liho123 in all fairness white people kept blacks as slaves and beat women back then, so they are allowed a bit of payback and respect

  • @dkthomas92 this is the dumbest thing i have ever read.

  • @CAUTIONmagneticable stop wasting your life scrolling through comments then you wont have to read it will you

  • @dkthomas92 dont have to scroll when it is at the top.

  • @liho123 is it because the white men took over the black people's island around like 300 yrs ago and now just to even it off they can make fun of us and get away with it?

  • @liho123 because of history, when men and whites were both superior, and now everything supposed to be equal, if one of the former 'superior' group piss takes a group such as blacks or women that have had poor unequal history, then everybody starts crying, but for some reason everybody thinks its fine the otherway round

  • @liho123 because men have these things called "balls". means we can take things and keep on trucking like it never happened.

  • @liho123 becuase in the words of the great man James Brown, It's A Man's Man's Man's World!

  • @liho123 Soooooooooooooo true my friend!

  • @liho123 THANK YOU!

  • @liho123

    Perhaps your right...

    But still a small price to pay, for the hundreds of years of oppression that preceded us.

  • @bjahava us??? who exactly is us?? and how have you personally been "oppressed"?

  • @conorthealien

    I suggest you re read my comment... I never said anything about me personally being oppressed. And since i was engaging in a conversation... i think "us" means you, me and everyone else.

  • @liho123 Because there is heritage in being racist against black people, white people in there lifes have never fallen victim of racism in terms of their life being ruined like black people have

  • @xXAe0N fuck off nigger, far as im concerned negroes are worse than women

  • @outdoorpooltable So you're gay saying that women are bad, go fuck yourself you orphan cunt

  • hahahahahahaahhhaaahaha

  • the look at 0:45 is excellent!

  • That's funny

  • I spent half an hour explaining to my wife about the offside rule she said she clearly understood what I was saying about an hour later I was watching ANDY murry in the tennis and the ball was called out my wife shouted is that offside haaaaaa I said u bitch get back in the kitchen

  • should cock sockets be in football. Im not racist against woman but cock sockets have no place in football.. If shes playing football whos sucking her husbands cock?

  • @TheBlindPig1

    Funny as fuck mate

  • @TheBlindPig1 You are

  • @TheBlindPig1

    Presumably you want to you're so in to it retard.

  • Apres Match rules.

  • BUT!

  • Lowbrow.

  • did he smash it?

  • Take a bow Andy Grey take a bow

  • Lol

  • This is from Aprés Match. A comedy troupe in Ireland. Been around for years and brilliant craic.

  • lol this had me in stitches the guy doing andy gray couldnt is spot on. i like when he stops and looks at the camera cos thats exactly what andy does.

  • That analysis is probably true for only messi!

  • distinct lack of hair on keys' hand for my liking

  • Ready made replacements! Keys' look at the camera, Ha Ha Ha!

  • when he turns and looks at the camera. spot on

  • Thanks to this sexist scandal, we will now have some new fresh faces with refreshingly new ideas.

    These 2 had taken post-mortem analysis to new depths with OTT use of technology and strategy discussions. Sometimes Andy Gray's analysis was so crap that it was hilarious!

  • HAHAHA he just GETS UP and he goes through,as if he would have been lying down to begin with.

  • Quality!

  • hoho !

  • pretty good

  • fuckin hilarious

  • LoL at the last little bit, the rest wasn't really that smart though, good impressions though.

  • If I was in charge women would have to cook clean and i could just take a woman and have sex with her reguardless of her opinion, the men should have his say,

  • So woman are not allowed to be offered the same oppourtunitys as men now? I agree historically football is not only a shit, mindless, apelike, primative, sport but it is also male dominated. Like all other areas of society this needs to be tackled. Personally i hate football, but their are woman out their that share the same passion and knoweledge about it as some of you 'men' they should be allowed + not feel intimidated by narrow minded men like this.

  • @Blurbberer

    Shit, mindless, apelike and primative?? I almost stopped myself responding to such an ignorant and uneducated post but it has to be done. Football is a game of skill, grit and raw passion. It is very easy to play but extremely hard to master. Unlike Blurbberer here, I personally have never witnessed a defender banging a rock with a big stick in the penalty area (ape-like) but i would really appreciate if you could post a link to back this up.

  • @Blurbberer

    And one last thing......Your whole post undermines the point you tried to make in the first place. It is in fact....SEXIST!! So please, next time the river runs red, replace the Tampon with your keyboard. So that when you do decide to have another feminist rant you'll be forced to re-consider due to the fact that your keyboard is where i'll be next time you contradict yourself so obviously!!

  • @BeatlesDownes Actually she didn't say anything sexist... And raw passion and grit aren't really qualities of a game are they? You just couldn't think of more than one thing to say. Mindless is a fair comment though, you can't say it takes a genius to be any good or like football.

  • @Seiryuu270

    Listen Bitch, i'll use your mouth for a fuckhole if you ever comment on a man's judgement again!!!

  • @BeatlesDownes So you like getting your cock sucked by guys?... Curious... I'm afraid you probably wouldn't get very far if you tried that my friend, not unless your idea of a good time is tremendous blood loss and no sex for the rest of your life.

  • @Blurbberer In areas like Human resources, men are discrimnated against, quite blatantly. Women can apply for many more jobs than men can - i.e.; babysitters, lapdancers. You are using the opinions of these 2 men (or Gray/keys could be joking around) to reinforce a prejudice you have. So why is Sian Massey a lineswoman? Isn't it the reason that women don't play football with men is that they dont produce testosterone, so they are on average less aggressive, have lower muscle mass, less accurate?

  • @Blurbberer give me an example of a job that women cant apply for now that which avoids the obvious point that men on average are stronger and faster. There are women out there who are tough and have male like brains, but nothing stops them from wanting to try in any tough sport. If they were as tough as the elite men, they would qualify. In fact, women in their early 20's earn more than men nowadays - its only into their 30s that they earn less. Why? Because of maternity leave.

  • @DanGRtheMan Women can't be gay porn stars...

  • @KrustyYeti i agree with that. And, might I add, Penis models

  • @KrustyYeti What? You have never heard of Lesbian porn stars?

  • @Freddyphelp Yeah.. but women can't be male pornstars.. meaning women can't be everything that boys can... proving my point lol

  • @Blurbberer Concentrate on mastering "there" and "their", then maybe you'll be equal!

  • @Blurbberer

    Do me a favour love...

  • @Blurbberer What women were intimidated? This was a private conversation between 2 guys (I'm not a fan of either of them BTW) do you expect us to believe that women don't have private conversations about men that are less than complementary? This is a BS reason to sack them, its obvious that Sky wanted to get rid of them and this was just used as an excuse.

  • @Freddyphelp I expect ITV to sack all those female presenters on that stupid lunchtime show ''Loose women''. They make at least 20 derogatory remarks against men every episode. (And that's in front of the tv viewers, not like Andy and Keys who were doing it off camera)

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  • @Southie99 It wasn't ''sexism''. It was banter between Andy and Keys. And if these sexist bitches are guilty of ''light-hearted fluff'' on cam, surely Andy and Keys are guilty of nothing more than ''light-hearted fluff (off cam). You can't have a rule for one and not for another. A group of us are going to Sky HQ on Tuesday to protest at Andy's unfair dismissal and then it's on to Grays Inn road to ITV HQ to protest at the airing of this sexist show Loose Women.

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  • @Southie99 They were merely bantering. Loose women are being deadly serious. We won't rest until Andy is reinstated and this pathetic sexist show Loose women is taken off air.

  • @angels77100 Don't forget about sexist car insurance companies like Sheila's Wheels. Where is the men only car insurance companies? Also, adverts on TV like Oven Prides advert with the slogan; "so easy, even a man could do it."

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  • @Southie99 I'm not particularly offended by Oven Pride, but if the slogan had been "so easy - even a woman could do it", then the advert would have never made it to air.

    How is 8 Out Of 10 Cats sexist? It has women on the panel sometimes.

    Soccer AM I agree can be viewed as sexist, but if Helen Chamberlain is alright with it, then it can't be that sexist.

    As for Jonathan Ross, how is he sexist? He isn't well known for it.

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  • @Southie99 Sheila's Wheels doesn't sell to men, if you are a man then you can't join it. That is sexist. There is also Diamond car insurance. I don't car if its a better business proposal, if it turned out it was better business whys to do a mens only insurance company then you wouldn't be able to because it would be seen as sexist.

    How come all men clubs are dieing out but groups like the WI are able to continue without anyone batting an eyelid?

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  • @Southie99 OK, I concede men can take out insurance with them, but you wouldn't get an insurance company advertising towards only men. The Yorkie and McCoys adverts have been branded as sexist already, so your a bit late there. I don't have to ACCEPT the sexist Oven Pride advert. That M&S advert was branded sexist as well, I seem to remember there being complaints about it.