How to piss your friends off in XBall

[539forgotten]

So what have we learned today? Apparently pussies represent the paintball community.

[joshhawk098]

lifting up the snake.. haha classic move, that made me lol

[paintbalbforlife1000]

i was reffing for my frinds and i took out his team 4 no reason

[Halo3ASSAULTRIFLE]

Thumbs up if you think the Spyder Flash makes Tippmann look like a pussy

[blaze7570]

So what have we learned today. If i found out you did that you would be beaten.

[BlackOpAim]

Step 1: Shoot your friends

[Jojodog5]

Today i'm going to show you hi guys how to be a dirty ref. lol

[shooter121298]

how will you him him blowing with the barrel

[eXBall211]

check out my videos beeotch

[planeteclipse178]

Guys you can't move bunkers!! Hello what x-ball rules or paintball rules you going by

[justinrox5656]

never played paintball... but i think they're cheating....

[SFPaintballUK]

i know it's a joke video, but i swear leaving the board early is against the rules? :L lol

[kaytwizzel]

If cheaters never win then whats the use of cheating??? they cheat so they can win but im not trying to be rude just exspesing my opinoin

[123rokas]

I tryed ur tips...

I got disqualified because of you!

[joeyhbra]

this is a joke guys calm down

[MrBennyXD]

3:14 I'm still waiting...

[dyeguardian]

I'd be so pissed if a ref did that to me. Like fu*k I'd tell him to get the fu*k off his own field, complain, get a new ref, if not just keep playing and 'accidentally' unload my whole hopper on him...

[theverdictlondon]

@dyeguardian I did that, the ref got fired... Good times.. Bad times... no more paintball as there was no ref to ref......

[issamoben]

i think we've al learned today that paintballs a bitch

[IceBreaker1998]

I hear manys of teh voice cracks

[P8ntballa99]

LOL:}

[paintball381]

uuuhhhhh is that legal..any of it?

[alseome]

thx i done this befor

[Grayhams11]

0:26 you've got some loose paint there buddy.

[ArtiicRevenge]

it looks like a napkin is on this kids head

[planeteclipse7]

Ahahahaha

[lethalOG]

this is the vid tht got me into watching techpb vids

[foss199]

First it gave you lame tips and then it told you not to use them.

[foss199]

This is the MOST pointless paintball video i have ever seen...

[irelandspope]

this has got to be the dumbest and most pointless fuckin video

[OutcastKidzPaintball]

well i know that i cant try the snake at angelo cuz they have a hyperball field not airball and the leaving the board early is just dumb cuz a ref would pull u for that sh!t and im not a ref soooooo.................

[MegaBBgunmaster]

what have i learned today is that you do not know how to play paintball

[hansho13]

2:04 What the fuck?!?! lol priceless

[santosjohn19]

lol to funny!!!

[cowtipperr1]

he said im cleary siad i was out i cleary said you were out at 2:09

[slyrez]

epic stutter win 1:50

[hesblah12]

wiping is the only thing i need to piss my friends off in paintball :) but only against your friends

[dad247]

LOL! hilarious!

[AJsfree2toke]

"Today im gunna show you guys HEY GUYS how to be a dirty ref"

[HaRPaintballing]

dude at 1:20 thinks hes all good, but...He sucks

[Responce3]

since this will not be a top comment and no one will c this

i'm gay

[idevourlemons52]

@Responce3 This doesn't have to be a top comment for everyone to already know that.

[pa1ntballa365]

I geek everytime i watch this haha shits hilarious

[gmsdrummerboy]

wht an ass hole lol

[doctorpip21]

its when u say get one guy off ur team and off theres shelbyjune

[TheShelbyJune]

wats a 1for1

[mattkletz13]

@TheShelbyJune a 1 for one is where one person got shot and is caught cheating/playing on etc. and the ref sees it, calls him and a team-mate because of it, there are also 2 for 1, 3for1 or even 4 for 1(they are rare)

[NCDARM]

357 ppl never saw the end

[iiiTrauma]

@NCDARM Correction: 382 people saw the end, then realized the video was still fucking retarded.

[alexbenesh]

the 357 dislikes were people just too dumb to get it... rofl

[Zapper6071]

was that a joke?

[gaminggodization]

@Zapper6071 YES

[MrLogan11122]

so thats how u win by shootin under snake? Haha failure noob..

[volcomkidd555]

pshhhh how can you not see them lift the snake?lmao

[hulk1998100]

are you allowed to lift up the snakes

[WarhammerTeeth]

@hulk1998100 no

[paintballrage98]

i play at that field in florida!

[cowtipperr1]

at 2:14 he said "i clearly said i was out i clearly said u where out." listen

[xMissxMayxIx]

how come alot of fat people try to play paintball?

[NeroZeroXXX]

@xMissxMayxIx because you get a free lunch after a few rounds

[Flyman891]

Ha I like how everyone is taking this seriously it's hilarious. Good Job I have some great tips for next game. jk

[SeanofZeus]

rofl....I would light that ref up no questions asked

[LotusTxt]

@SeanofZeus i love reffing its fun as shit

[JTBRUZ]

haha he goes WTF

[TeamGalaxyPaintball]

fuckin noobs cheating. ill beat u with just myself and a tippmann

[paintboarder1]

@TeamGalaxyPaintball you do know this is a joke right?

[HaRPaintballing]

@TeamGalaxyPaintball

a). Tippmans are actually good guns

b). Its just a joke

c). You are a retard, and for everyone who thumbs up this guys comment is stupid

[cowtipperr1]

@lol dood its just a game

[5ozofpain]

@TeamGalaxyPaintball MY GOOD YOU IDIOT. its a joke

[marines170675]

@TeamGalaxyPaintball or you could throw an ion at em.

[dyeguardian]

@TeamGalaxyPaintball I'll join you with my tricked out x7p.

[huntert1221]

@TeamGalaxyPaintball im sure you will

[blackdemon12304197]

ik the title goes well with the video but ur just making ppl cheat on the 3rd tip and its no fun like tht u ppl make pb boring EVERYONE VOTE THUMBS DOWN.

[imtheboctilian]

how to be a dick at paintball

[CreepshowChris]

id punch that little fucker. 1 for 1. suck my ass.. lol

[Bobby15ish1]

lol awesome video

[Karnalzion]

If he was a Ref on our tournaments he would get his ass kicked and banned from beeing a ref around here ever again lol, nothing more to it, thank god ppl here have to be over 18 to become a ref, kids lol

[kikz786]

2:18 nothing.

[coltenW1]

Lol it may not be against the rule book but if you actually try that your ass will get kicked real quick

[Ehverything]

3:16 looks like he was going to shoot the ref

[mp5guy288]

me to

[needle444]

Lol I thought that dude was gonna shoot the ref.

[MrStonecliff]

i love the ref running



[NoMircee4UPSN]

i was reffing a private party and i told them to do this stuff and i acted like the ref in the vid

[StevenDanielReece]

hahhhaha

[joshfoley29]

i tried everything in the vid except for the ref part and i got kicked out

[joshfoley29]

i love this vid

[njrey619fan]

lol hahaha i laughed the whole vid

[lizardprotector]

What have I learned? Never, ever, EVER give these jerks the satisfaction of playing against them--or with them, for that matter.

[MrKingAutobot]

you can leave the board early

[miamilegacypaintball]

i learned how to be a dick for no reason

[dannyab3]

@miamilegacypaintball love it!

[marineman825]

what does 1 for 1 mean?

[95edman]

@marineman825 it means another person on ur team gets out for not leaving field or cheating :)

[drago5407]

whats does 1 for 1 mean ( i know i'm a retard but...)

[darknight2ca]

today i learned that to play paintball you GOT TO CHEAT... DONE!

[GuNsHoTs22]

i would hate to be your friend. you seem like an asshole

[MrMountainproduction]

does paintball hurt alot

[randumguy100]

@MrMountainproduction it hurts yah it depends were you get hit.. and it only herts for a little wile

[KiiBzandBiiTz]

@MrMountainproduction Im just starting and im twelve and thats wat i wanna know!!

[blueday22]

lmfao this is funny

[Thiscrapsannoying]

does no one understand that this vid is sarcastic?

[AAVince2513]

How to be a douchbag and to make it better by Paintball Tech PB :D

[MartialArtist187]

Do whatever it takes to win. Then it's not cheating.. ;)

[Flatline043]

how could i take that ref seriously lol

[Hksportsman]

whats a one for one? Im new 

[Tcri2k10]

@Hksportsman It's a penalty. its when a ref pulls the person who committed the penalty, and then pull the person closest to them.

[Hksportsman]

@Tcri2k10 Oh okay thanks

[MegaDeathKitties]

That's called being a shitty ref not a good ref

[southieal]

The opening scene is fucking hilarious.

[iBEATZxHD]

How many hours of constantly playing paintball would it take until you ran out of 20oz C02?

[goproguyy]

@iBEATZxHD 20 minuites

[sarduon]

@goproguyy Unless you're playing Woodsball. Then a couple hours depending on your tank size.

[southieal]

@iBEATZxHD 2-3 games ninja



[StevoDisaster]

@iBEATZxHD C02 use really depends on air temp and type of game. If you're playing woods ball you may be able to go a full day on a 20oz tank. Xball will use it up a lot faster and you will be frustrated because the more you shoot the less accurate you'll be. The colder the air temp the faster you'll go through C02. In 40 degree or colder weather a 20oz tank may only get you 400 shots. Air is much more reliable and predictable than C02.

[a65232]

ROFL!

[CarrieRulesTheBlock]

i would beat those punks asses if they tried that shit on me

[LApaintballer2011]

what i have learned today is that ur an idiot

[PaintBallMonsta]

2:08 LOL Get out, get out!

[Winnipeger98]

Good exemple of cheating

[palecekj14]

I understand you guys are messing around and you think paintball is just a game. You step to my level, pro level and see that paintball is a way of life a commitment. I am also a ref and we take our jobs seriously, you guys need to be more productive then this

[DuckySquad]

@palecekj14 Lmao watch out for this guy he is a "Pro Paintballer"

[onelaststand1]

the sad part is... my local areana allows all of these rules :/

[bryanozzy2215]

at the end the quote its wrong, cuz dynasty are the biggest cheats in the buisness and they always win :P

[taylor89225]

Hahahah

[strikerkid21]

hahaha i should try this when i go paintballing again!!

[rejuised]

i have never understood why you are not allowed to tamper with the bunkers. when i was playing milsim , i hid behind and wooden pellet and got pinned down. so i swung my rifle over my back pulled out my pistol and picked up the pellet like a shield. its adapting.

[cefReconPaintBall]

FUCK YOU JUSTIN BIEBER

[ArcticWolves2011]

1:20 WEEMAN :D

[primebeast58]

guys it is just a joke calm down



[teamfoxtrotkingwood]

Guys, THIS IS A JOKE! Quit taking this so literally. Obviously they aren't serious with this. It's just a game anyways geez.

[MrSkunkfat]

scum like this made me leave paintball for good. Fat f**k

[hiimlollol]

@MrSkunkfat u cant tell the vids a joke and i dont see any fat people in this video lol.

[IDGAFIncorperated]

this is a disgrace to the game 

[BuckeyeNPJ]

This why people think paintball people are dumb... great job making us look good

[LAXpro2011]

Hey! this guy at the beginning works at true painball by the military base in idaho!

[IDGAFIncorperated]

@LAXpro2011 nice i have played there lolz

[Robot0Ninja]

i love how people take this video seriously, when they are obviously joking, and if you can tell watch from 3:30 to the end where it says winners never cheat and cheaters never win

[iMakeRand0mVids]

299 people got pissed off by their friends

[tiggernerd]

If you leave early you'll get a penalty in tournament play

[puremah1230]

@tiggernerd no shit dumbass, this whole video is a joke, just stop actually taking it seriously

[HaloChick15]

ahh i see so if u suck at the game this is what u do

[kllemall1]

1 jumping early is a 1 for 1

2 moving bunkers is disquilification

3 bias reffing is banishment

4 you guys just suck if you do any of that here in new zealand ill deck the whole team

[KMyGProductions]

@kllemall1

Somebodys taking videos too seriously

[kllemall1]

@KMyGProductions so what if i take videos seriously encase you didn't know paintball's currently a dieing sport in some countries like new zealand and its because of videos like this or others of stupid people getting hurt that should not be allowed to walk by them selves 

[DowntownClown69]

You can move the bunkers to an extent, like wrapping a dorito around your barel but that was too far XD

[ImUrDeathWish2]

i love all ur other videos and want to buy stuff off you but this one is just junk, funny but junk...

[ImUrDeathWish2]

your the one thats an idiod, you would get dis qualified in two seconds if that were a real game and you werent playing with a bunch of ur butt buddies

[ComiicalReliief]

What we learned today...Macs suck

[pjlaintball4]

haha



[helpmewitpb]

nice vid i always get a good laugh out of it

[gregable12]

o no its not like this vid was made to make peolpe laugh this vid is just made to teach people to cheat that why techpb is so popular! dipshits

[fearlessmdog23]

@gregable12 exactly... everybody else can fuck off

[ImUrDeathWish2]

ur all dumb its all illegal

[fearlessmdog23]

@ImUrDeathWish2 thanks for that smart comment dumb fuck

[tunahe1per]

fgts

[mczzuzu]

So what have we learned.  Well not to play with u guys lol

[mrPaintballTech1]

DIRTY LITTLE SHITS

[Fatfool159]

I love how he runs to tell the guy one for one

[Hinjin95]

@Fatfool159 Would have been funnier if he ran like Forrest Gump

[elgallero1100]

cali and tex

[MrBrutalFrenzy]

lol YOUR CLEAN!!!! ONE FOR ONE!!@!

[TheFL1P18]

WUT IF THE PAINT BALLS HIT THE CAMRA GUY IN THE NUTS LOL

[StinkyTurban]

lol the title of this vid should be how to get your ass beat playing xball

[invertPAINTBALL33]

@StinkyTurban yup that is what would happen

[mllcatcher]

why do you guys cheat