Spider Sex Dangerous For Some

[Grendalthebest]

damn, the hoops a man must jump through

[blatteslakt]

Still a better love story than twillight

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

What a man has to do to get some pussy these days...

[ryan1111111555555555]

Lmao I love how the female just wraps him up like its nothing, ''oi you, where dya think your going?'' ''Nooooooooooo!!''

[sakurabyheart]

To me if this was humans....the little one is the female and the larger is the male. heres how it goes...

Female: *trys to please the male by dancing around looking slutty and/or beautiful*

Male: *not amused*

Female: Takes it a lil farther with stripping*

Male: *does it with the female and immediatly trys to eat her*

Female: *runs away*

I'm 14 and I know life...yaaayy...lol this is vido is still funny

[ryan1111111555555555]

@sakurabyheart lol no you have wrong

[gameshowluvr86]

The female reminds me of my friend Yvette...

[Torn80cj]

The male can only mate 2 times at the most. He loses a pedipalp each time he mates. It's no big deal for him if he gets eaten, because the males don't eat anyway and will definetly die not long after their second mating whether the female eats him or not.

[DarkRAGE983]

ohhh no she is gonna "SUCK" me!!!!!

[x15Lovex]

woot! utsc!!!!

[gretschbriansetzer]

lolnope,jpg

*grabs gasoline*

[nathanisbauce]

first spider: dancing

second troll spider: jailabait!

first spider:fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu!

large bitch spider: *le nom

second spider:doesnt matter had sex

this video has been translated into internet for your enjoyment.

[trimmyboi]

fuck this makes me cringe lol

[airoscar]

I'm glad over the course of evolution, humans have not evolved such tradition that the female eats the male after sex.

[fairylove2007]

@airoscar

yes but the reasons that the female eats the male , and the male understands this and gives himself up is to create a resource so that the female and their eggs can be nourished and survive...he does this because the chances of him meeting another female and mating are very rare and thus it becomes a good opportunity

[lakashipu]

This is really weird why did i had boner while watching this video

[shadowaries23]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!!!

[supermario64777]

Dance, Bitch, Dance!

[Skissor666]

hahaha get what you deserve xD

[Reddiamonds87]

imagine if that was human life..you gotta do a 10 minutes dance for me just to get laid...lol,damn thats almost 2 hours

[Pastrygurl123]

dang talk about cockblocked

[victordunn20]

This Has Me Itching All over

[Knochenbowser2008]

And that's why you should use condoms, kids.

[ilynamitsunami]

COCKBLOCKED

[MeestaBojangles]

That male spider in the first 10 seconds looked scared shitless

[InfestedHydralisk]

Imagine if this was with humans too. You get eaten because you didn't dance for 100 minutes.

[xX3L0llip0psXx]

So girls rules in spider kingdom . ^^

[IrishRulz2]

@xX3L0llip0psXx Yup, even in that kingdom we men, still are bowing to the dominate females.

[BryanIsAsian]

Id rather masturbate

[ErnieDaJoker]

in other words.... fuck or die......

[gameshowluvr86]

Eight-legged punta...

[TheThelighting]

thank God im not a spider

[sweetgyy]

she a slut spider! so much for women's lib!

[Poisinn]

Why is the narrator of Zeitgeist narrating this video?

[MystroMusicMan]

Women.

[katethegreat91]

So, because the male decided to skip foreplay, he got eaten? Let this be a lesson.

[halohell57]

thats why I kill spiders

[paydafee]

risk of male death in reproduction?

reminds me of a movie called teeth

[leafninja247]

@paydafee ROFLOL

[yaoigirl482]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO COOL

[yesterday94]

Guess size doesn't matter LOL

[TheGameConquer]

0:40 that other spider is a asswipe

[Hexaggram]

I agree with CorRomeister.

you need skills to bag a girl in one night, let alone....100....minutes.... If you make her night, WIN! if you dont, she might be a Psychopath and cut your dick off.. if your lucky, you finish the job, leave and then your bros give you the Look of Shame....

its Bro Code....

[CorRomeister]

his is frighteningly similair to some human courtships : P

[BlazeSmart]

Spider mans Pornography

Its for everyone

[tERtasdf]

30 second coach full of cat ad... ok youtube what the f**k?

[xmelissa801x]

haha duh.. silly spiders...

[TheGoRe75]

Female bigger???

[TheArmo818]

@TheGoRe75 yeah spider females are apparently way larger than males!

[TheGoRe75]

@TheArmo818 got that right homie

[TheArmo818]

@TheGoRe75 lol

[PowerKittyPink]

THANK GOODNESS HUMANS DON'T HAVE SEX THE WAY SPIDERS HAVE SEX!

[sandykoong]

hahahahaha this is funny

[samantha37076]

@sandykoong I have an even better one for you. I'll send it to you.

[lilrobo69]

DAM NATURE YOU SCARY

[TheMrHungryman]

id dance for 100 minutes if a hot bird let me fuck her

[unbelivablepker]

100 minutes to them must be a at least an hour for us.

[fuckoff989]

They could resume all the explanation by saying they will kill the male if he makes a move before she's enough horny lol

[ImpeachObama12]

this video is a perfect example of why videos about insect stuff are 10 times better when the narrator has an accent. i can't imagine watching animal planet without the narrator having a australian accent

[imjustbored24]

freakishly huuuuuge man eater O.O

[GizmoMofo7]

look at dat ass!!

[TheCherryAddict]

such a win video..XD

[MegaChaingang]

the good thing is he dies happy!!

[lililuv94]

female domination <3

[germanlier]

@lililuv94 oh you love that, you really love that :D

[AotearoaSoldier17]

australian redneck spider

[LaZyCaRly]

bullcrap if i were a male spider id just keep my damn virginity and watch spider porn

[FortunatelyAnonymous]

@LaZyCaRly ur genes wouldn't be around long

[doofisondeeds]

that spider has one fat ass

[doofisondeeds]

DUDE! WTF!? the female is like 100 times bigger

[volure1]

well am glad in human race we don't do that and male rules but, in insect world female rules and eat you. lol

[josevanreyes]

This is probably extreme spider porn for all the viewing spiders out there

[myqueensindel]

*sigh* the things we do for pussy...

[brucinda01]

I don't like the advert. :(

[200esx]

lo slayklay very funny

[The305felix]

male spider thinking: "hmm should i live a sexless life or should i waste 100 minuts of my life and have a chance to get some big pussy but still have a chance to get eaten... hmmm.."

[xxopink]

"she's a maaaaan eater gonna make you work for it" ahahhaah

[SenseiWuzi]

Thats what you call a man eater... 'budum bum chuuuuu.....' Terrible... just utterly terrible..

[gameshowluvr86]

The spider who did her in front of the other male was a douchebag! X-(

[alwaystherex]

Explain?

[ASHWILT1]

spider sex XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDD

[OathOfOdium]

Pshh, Woman

[MrZiepie]

f10

[FerKnight5]

yup, in my roof ive got a nest of spiders , ive tried calling police but they couldnt remove it, i guess i live with theese, the female is the biggest, and the male is the smallest, since i have a nest in my roof every time i wake up i have to see 2 insects having sex, yup, i know how this feels.

[xxterry1xx]

@FerKnight5 burn them

[JZLuver99]

Dance Bitch!! Lol

[JZLuver99]

That Female is Big as a Bitch!

[lillixygirl]

Talk about a man eater...

[Procredonioliostarca]

100 minutes of "dancing"?? Wow, what did God drink when he created aracnids?

[sean11patrick]

nothing. god didnt create jack shit its all from evolution

[robtwilk]

@Procredonioliostarca god fake= FAKE!

[AzukiPsan]

@Procredonioliostarca It Gets 100 Minutes of Dancing !

We Get 100 weeks of Courtship :[

[nikomo0]

@Procredonioliostarca Nothing since arachnids weren't created.

[xXNoirangeXx]

hahah

now I know what kind

of animal would I be!!!

lol :D

[hollysaga]

yuk my body is ohhh i cant talk....

[mimoo11111]

WHAT HE HELL!

BITCH!

:(

[Gerasim9000]

lol made the spider then run away realy quick :)

[nirorinify]

0:40

Thats funny.

The other guy is still dancing.

[blondefatale]

Too bad this concept wasn't introduced in the human world..lol

[AntiCookieMonster]

it's never too late

[0mniaVincitAm0r]

@blondefatale if ur male, would u like to be eaten? if ur female, are u craving for human flesh? XD

[DSTAUBIN1]

@blondefatale It was. The females suck the life out of the males in all species.

[JCstudios04]

The things we do for love...

[Poparotzi]

OOHH here she comes, watch out for her she'll chew you up,OOHH here she comes, she's a man eater....

[gameshowluvr86]

@Poparotzi: Very nice!! AND very '80s... ;-)

[Poparotzi]

Hey you gotta say it matches the footage. Proff that its a timeless song...LOL...;-)

[gameshowluvr86]

I shall friend you now... :-)

[GameSharkWizard]

i guess that's the law of the spiders' little world. But of course you always have to work hard in order to impress girls.

[Da6thBLooD]

xD WTF is this Spider Sex? i feel for that male..

[slayklay0]

this made me scared of having sex o_o

wat if my dick gets eaten D:

[Ultrasoulstealer]

@slayklay0 lucky that your not a spider.

[matthewmessner1105]

@slayklay0 don't worry, it grows back

[SmillaMewChan]

@slayklay0

no more blowjobs for you ahahha. xD

[SushiBabieL4D]

@slayklay0 lmao

Poor boy -_-'

[BrazilianRockStar]

@slayklay0 Aaaaah my friend, search up "Teeth" here on youtube, its about  a girl that has a vagina with teeth inside it and she sorta has to eat other people lol. There was this one scene where shes effing this guy and her vagina bascially bites his dick off. Nasty nasty nasty.

[gameshowluvr86]

In the words of Bell Biv Devoe...

"Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, (male spider gets eaten...) OH, NOOOOO!!!"

"That girl is poi-sonnn.... She's just a big butt 'n a smile, that girl is poi-sonnnn..."

[DeJaEric]

This is why Human Women were made weaker... Because they would probably try this shit xD

[quest8789]

unless your a horrible dancer and the spider enjoys rape to eat the rapist

[jar4ferrari2]

works same 4 humans

[UlackSafistication]

no it doesnt lol work for the same the female human cant eat u

[Spiritus3]

Imagine there was just some new radical shit about women devouring men after sex? I'd just buy a flesh light and call it a day... :X

[tggb55]

...Ok...

[monstersister]

geez. if i was the male i wouldnt even go near that female. shes huge!!!

[Tunazap]

that's harsh, poor male spiders!

[xTRVLNMANx]

Creepy crawlers

[blackipinoy]

i fucking hate all spiders.

[andrecp]

its really hard to get laid in this days...

[luwu2008]

@andrecp I know...I do 100 each day and still nothing.

[fooitstinazheng]

wow wtheck LOL

[fatboy14ful]

spader sex is as freky as praying mantis sex

[LinuxPython]

I'm hard now. D:

DAMN YOU INTERNET.

[LostGenerationX84]

Bow chicka Bow wow

[82abnoff]

It is not Western. A Spider is not a bug. It has a two part body,, not three. I do not know about this western thing. I have sat on a Scorpion and been around with Ants. With the Maya.

Please be so kind as to Eat Shit and Die.

[master9716]

Every SIngle TIME!! there is a Larger Female She eats the Male. !! Thats why God made Females weaker than Men..

Because when females have power they enrage

[DarkMario1000]

Woooooooooww

[RapsOfLife]

Intruder: Oh Yea Baby Lets Get It On!!!!!

Female Spider: GET YO WHITE ASS OFF ME BITCH (CHOMP)

Male Spider: Haha Fagget

[xHahaElly]

LOL.. The female is so freaking huge o_o.

[OmgMandMShow]

XD

You HAVE to admit...

THERE IS CRAZY SHIT ON YOUTUBE.

XD

[RobertGoddard86]

That's crazy shit but true :P

[interoma4evr]

i wanna rape that bicthes ass nigga...that big booty is just too irresistible for those Spider-men...they should create a group of 5 males and then go Gang Bang with her, and just rape her ass til she dies...

[Noniek20]

sexy:)

[macdog47]

...

[SPYBLOCK120]

That female spider is such a whore

[FrankieEsposito]

yep...a real "men eater"

[VallyJohn]

this is interesting and creepy.......lol at ''spider sex''

[BruiserDrop]

If you get to mate once and you get away...why the hell would you go back and try to mate again and risk being eaten :P

[imreadydoctor]

@BruiserDrop for a male, the risk of being eaten is just a small hazard worth taking!

[AllStarRocker12]

running train haha

[uchihaline141]

She is on her rag all the time damn

[toonsis]

Your a spider, you can make webs. Just tie her up and go to town on her. If you do it right she will kinda dig it

[azn0raelyn]

lol wow

[Poparotzi]

Never trust a Big Butt and eight legs!!!!

[TheSurefireGamer]

POISOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!

=p

[Eigenrotation]

HAHAHA!! XD

[slatan420]

Male=Pwn'd

[LargelyGay]

bitch got a fat ass

[DJNitemareTheory]

@largelygay: xDD

[j93209]

hahahahhaha

[s3238835333]

SURPRISE SEX!

[connor123987]

holy shit, she's pretty.

[VampyricalCurse]

Spider males should put their pants on and "Fine I'll get a different hoe then!"

[Aphazael]

Lol cock blocked.

[alter656667]

fetish....

[cronkitesatellite]

tastes like chicken

[tsnaruto]

Dat ass

[ppperec]

what a hotass babe

[madisoncool1]

ok?

[twork4]

Red back spiders are not 'poisonous' they are 'venomous'. Poison is ingested and venom is injected. tut tut.

[andreimd1]

bitch ass spider

[SweetyZac]

haha that's creepy

[AsmoGoth]

Jesus Christ... Women suck.

[Poparotzi]

They are in need of a little TOM LEYKIS spider....

[PCC9]

REEEEALLLY? lol