Top Gear - Great Britain VS Germany - Drag Race

[shittalker1989]

the german doesnt say ''oh bother'' he says '' shit gearshift'' ;)

[Manchipaz]

"...is that been Italian it changes its sides..." Hilarious

[xR1D1xful]

If it was 1/2 a mile that porsche hands would destroy the race

[smartperson0906]

lol the indian car was hilarious. but they forgot about jaguar which is now indian-owned. xkr would have been sweet

[reyesorozco]

They didn't do France because whatever car they chose would give up halfway through the race

[Wallonische]

Axis:

Germany: Porsche 997 GT2 RS

Italy: Pagani Zonda R

Japan: Nissan GTR-R35

Allies:

England: Ariel Atom 500 V8

France: Bugatti Veyron SS

United States: SSC Ultimate Aero

England. On standby: ThrustSSC (;

[VideoDude6475]

@Wallonische bloodhound ssc?

[ZorK0717]

@Wallonische But the Axis has the Bugatti because its VW :-) So then they lost :-P

[xWaRBeasTxLGD]

@ZorK0717 but bugatti is a french company

[duxante]

@xWaRBeasTxLGD I've always thought it's Italian 0.o

Crap,gotta catch up with present ^^

[ReSliSt]

@Wallonische Bugatti belongs to VW

[mclewismc]

@Wallonische safe to say allies 1 axis 0?

[cIoCoLaTiNoKP]

@Wallonische germany: 9ff gturbo 1200

 italy:aventador

japan:ams alpha12

[mpowerrr]

Now i am sure its all fake. In the dragrace the brakelights of the porsche pop up. Later in the race between sabine and jeremy, she can drive, jeremy cant. She is driving a cooper s works and he isnt. End of story....

[LOOOLZZ90]

James, you forgot the swedes.... they do that koenigeseggegesegeggesegg thing

[patko1610]

i just tought of one thing ... isnt veyron by any chanes build in france which was a allies country ???

[RandomoGaming]

'So we were first. Lets just say that again to make it clear, First... first, Third, (hammond 'First') ' lol

[13sfaustino]

haha, james needs to turn of the traction control to get a "lightening start" lol

[atami210]

So he forgots the Australian and also Jaguar...

[trihandheld]

The atom is cheap and shouldn't have been used in that race. Anyone can make a quick go kart that weighs nothing, but to make a car with a real chassis light is a challenge.

[arceus891]

hah britains better and thats why the call it great britain

[IDante1Savage]

Those are some loud fucking shoes.

[aymthebest]

"The atom and the atom would clearly win"

[PugadBavboy]

Half kilometer burger please THATS NO its a quarter pounder and you have a quarter mile drag race... its a British way.

lol

[HarryB1705]

@pambowell yes but originally they re built in the uk

[Unusak]

Cmon, the 9ff cant be slower than the Mitsubishi, yall know that.

[OfficialCameltrek]

Supercharged, supercharged, supercharged, charged AHAHAHA

[pambowell]

They chose that Indian car because they were being prats :P

India own Jaguar and Land Rover, think about that :P

[THE916AZN]

How does a 9ff lose?

[derperre]

@THE916AZN i watched the german version of this, i they interviewed sabine schmitz and she said the 9ff had some engine problems or something....sorry for my bad english

[Dantinus]

Didn't an Indian car company called Tata made a Jaguar XJ? I distinctively remember a news section where the boys talked about it and went on to talk about how Jag owners are caddish and Jag owners can get away with anything because "they got a Jagggggg".

[BKsMassive]

@Dantinus

Jaguars are British, It's just the factory that makes them is based in India ;)

[TheThomasTT]

Press 6

*boom boom* COCK

[nixxxon18]

very very BIASED contest lol... the ariel atom is not a normal car, its more like a super light racing car with a very powerful engine.... and the other cars are clearly not the fastest on their countries... this is bullshit... typical british fags, always trying to show off

[BilliamROFL]

@nixxxon18 remember how the atom is road legal and is in a much lower price range then other cars.. except mays

[nixxxon18]

@nixxxon18 its still a metal box with 4 wheels and a huge engine... piece of crap if you ask me...

[M1ntberryKrunch]

@nixxxon18 You don't understand the show, now GTFO!

[miniadult12]

James could of used a caterham superlight

[PandaMagicFTW]

Honestly Japan should have won, or atleast been very equal to Britain. Shoulda used the GTR. 0-60 in 2.9 seconds =]

[Boss1186]

what Corvette is that???how much hp???

[Boss1186]

RESPECT JAMES MAY!!!!xD haha!

[PastafariansWON]

They could have put a TVR in the race considering it's owned by a Russian nowadays.

[igotnoideawhattoput]

sadly the Italian didn't change side half way through this match, or cheat.

[StevenBeDrummin]

anyone know which episode it was where they switched james with the stig and used that aston martin circuit car against someone?

[Roebot56]

May in a G-wiz, never saw that coming.

[elshourafa]

where is the fiat 128 ???

[Nelieciamasis]

If Apollo Gumpert was representing Germany I guess there would be no doubt who wins.

[kali4nialorboy]

It wasn't fair because they used an evo only to compete with a high class then the evo is lie on. They could have use a higher class car to be in the race.

[Favourized]

why not a supra TT '98 with like 1000pk? :D

[PentruRasaAlba]

Cap'n slow ruined it with his stupid charged-shit.

[jnevins1234]

im american and i feek your pain. the brits are just mad that we gained independence

[Tworonnies1]

so friende intz gunte ein paken

[Tworonnies1]

that is true but we are pretty similar anyway

[PanosDCC]

"Supercharged, supercharged, charged." Lol @ May...

[dragonscape99]

what happened to bugatti veyron?!?!?!

[shobin05]

@dragonscape99 veyrons french...even though owned by vw in germany...

[Sasori327]

shoulda used a gtr or an lfa instead of the evo. evo was built for corners rather then speed

[thegangstajordan14]

@Sasori327 the LFA and GTR wasnt made or even designed when this particular show was recorded.

[Sasori327]

@thegangstajordan14 the lfa wasnt, but i could swear the gtr was

[paul8car]

and i know why james is called captin slow because he is litreally slow

[paul8car]

why should james take a g-wiz why not an aston martin dbs or v12 vanquish or a db9?

[Rintric]

@paul8car Because Britain had claimed the Ariel Atom :D All though he should of taken a VXR...

[paul8car]

@Rintric maybe other countries instead of australlia like denmark and switzerland thats all i know

[Rintric]

@paul8car Oh yeah... I forgot about the Koenigsegg myself...

[paul8car]

@Rintric that was switzerland

[Rintric]

@paul8car Erm... It's from Sweden...koenigsegg . com

[PyroHeiko]

2:43 MAY XD

[MrTurkcobra]

the german accountant needs to take the tampon out of his ass

[9IIturbo]

i like how the germans collection of cars are all axis powers

[MegaMrDamo]

I happen to no that 'oh bother' isn't what h said hehehehe

[madhat1979]

That Atom is brilliant :D

[wiigamer136]

why did they use the g-whiz? They know that it isn't built for speed.

[nicar13578]

A6km there is an Aussie car it's called a Holden commodore

[Mir886]

Japan should have used supra or any skyline! Arial atom should have not been used it's consist of pipes and an engine it was guaranteed to win after the drag race was limited to a 1/4 mile! Oh no wait we sold all our iconic car brands so we had to use it!

[MegaMrDamo]

@Mir886 SO a Supra could outdrag a EVO X? stop living in the 90's

[Mir886]

@MegaMrDamo Stop living in your dreams! 1/4 mile drags are owned by Skyline's and Supra's! Yeah Evo and Subaru are nice cars but a 2.0ltr engine or slightly larger if you get the stroker kits can only handle high speeds for a limited time, after that pop. Am not biased just telling the truth or facts, Evo and Subaru are good track cars but there are many cars out there that can beat them.

[Awais417]

why a stupid g-whizz yyyyyyyyyy

the g-whizz iz a disgrace 2 the world

[Sepp00ppeS]

germany will win anyway, because we have got Sabine Schmitz! xD

just look up some vids like "Ringtaxi" and you will know why she is called the queen of the nordschleife. :o

[godzillaisnuclea123]

@Sepp00ppeS ye but germany lost overall,and just because she is good at one track doesnt mean she could beat the stig.

[Sepp00ppeS]

@godzillaisnuclea123

yeah true, too. at least "the stig" is always a person like michael schumacher or lewis hamilton... so i guess its no shame to lose vs a formula 1 driver. :)

just something funny i noticed: in our german carshows always the germans are winning (or at least the german cars) and until now i cant remember a race on TopGear, where the british driver/cars were defeated. ^_^

i guess atleast in this "image" british and germans are equal. :o

[godzillaisnuclea123]

@Sepp00ppeS at this time the stig was a guy called ben collins,not a formula one driver.

[cLvW09]

Hmmm, the Allies could use POLISH car Leopard 6 Litre Roadster :P

[tecana88]

james dont forget to turn the traction control off loooooooooooooool

[YOYOBadmojoJOJO]

hail to the new neo-nazis!! go get taped in public ya bunch of surfs!!

[Fibonacci1334]

2:16 hahahahahaha

[YOYOBadmojoJOJO]

cars imitate national traits.. British cars are nothing but bad smelling, crooked grilled, pompous , over-estimated,dainty, over priced machines that will probably wear a monocle,have delusions of grandeur, and think its the standard never realizing how much of a dandy it looks. almost as bad as British food but atleast u can stomach blood pudding and fish N chips...imagine one day waking up and knowing you're British? that be great because then i can make racist assessments over others! :)

[madbob73]

@YOYOBadmojoJOJO No you just prove Mexicans are the most dear sensitive little pussies on the planet ;)

[YOYOBadmojoJOJO]

@madbob73 aaw whats the matter mate? i thought u brits had a sense of humor? and btw im a yank but atleast im not passing racist remarks as "humor"... the british just proved how fascist and ignorant they are if they think this is comedy :) any jew has the right to be mad for be called big nosed or money hungry or any black has the right to be bitter for being called "nigger*...and so do the mexicans. ud get ur ass kicked for saying that and for good reason. I just used what top gear said :)

[madbob73]

@YOYOBadmojoJOJO Poor sensitive thing... I guess I should get our ambassador to ban the simpsons 'big book of British smiles' because we might get all upset and cry? No. Stop being pussies and man up.

[YouAreHereification]

@YOYOBadmojoJOJO haha someones on their period. whats the matter? got thrush?

[Dragsteryourself]

@mojo the fact is that they even make fun of their own nationality. It's obvious u've never seen a single full Top Gear episode before or at all. I'm a Yank as well and I don't cry whenever they make fun of us because I know everything that was told on Top Gear is scripted anyway, none of the presenters actually mean what they say on telly. It's only for entertainment. Btw Jeremy recently stated in his column that Mexico is a lovely place (i can send you a PM with the source if u don't believe)

[lokinhosk7]

Yup the winner is powered by VTEC! ;)

[daylatedollashort]

i feel like instead of an evo there should have been a supra

[twindragonslegend]

@daylatedollashort or a skyline

[Melsonator]

He forgot about us Australian cars. ARGH!!!! I'm an aussie and i am dissapointed.

[a6km]

@Melsonator there is no such thing as an australian car there are cars build in australia but they not australian

[kielego]

@Melsonator what do you have anyway?

[KamKamalam]

@Melsonator I know right! australia make one of the fastest 4 door saloons in the world.

[paul8car]

@KamKamalam sadly though america makes the fastest 4 door saloons in the world

[KamKamalam]

@paul8car Actualy germany does.but who cares. he should have got the australians. and thats coming from a kiwi. :)

[xXSCARFACE1983Xx]

@paul8car Audi RS6 by MTM, search for it...

[british123able]

@Melsonator we dont use horsce and cart anymore

[Henzzman]

@Melsonator your cars are basically copies of other cars and so thats why they didnt use any.

[nixxxon18]

@Melsonator australia has shit cars / no cars... and they forgot about a lot of countries btw

[LaMusiqueetlabeat]

@Melsonator which cars does australia produce?

[Konzervbab]

@LaMusiqueetlabeat They produce the Holden cars, and...uhh the Mini Moke (I guess). By the way the british group could use russian car too for example a Moskwitsch!

[assmotrone43]

@LaMusiqueetlabeat Holdens mate.

[thevampireprince100]

@LaMusiqueetlabeat as james said that vxr thing meaning the vauxhall vxr 

[TominCze]

Don´t forget to get off the traction control.. :D

[TominCze]

Lol, James...get off the traction control :D

[alexclee48]

i had my money on the indian car.. i really thought it was going to come out with some surprise... ya well FUCK THAT..

[adamfraser91]

James should have still gone for an indian car and it should have been a force india

[afleetalex05]

"James, don't forget to turn your traction control off.." LOL!!!!

[jestescie2]

ariel atom would smoke a bugatti

[IanWiiPlayer]

2 world wars and 1 world cup and now a top gear drag race

WE RULE WHOOOOO

[MarcioBortolotto]

Italians are better, they came in 2 place but at least are normal car... Not that mouse trap!

[TheSpicyBananas]

why was a american car in there anyway?? 

[EbsNhexz]

@TheSpicyBananas part of the whole allies and axis theme, although for the sake of tradition the Corvette should have waited a while after the race had begun before starting.

[RD19902010]

Germany could have send the Veyron or the G-Force M6

[xl007xl]

@RD19902010 to expesive for this low-budget production

[neveraskmewhy]

...i just remembered the Australians...XD

nice one there James

[MultiTopgearfan]

the Atom and the Atom would clearly win... Richard Hammond= Atom...

[fugernut]

If capt slow was thinking of India he could have gotten a Jaguar since it's made by Tata.

[tweeny55]

@fugernut Jaguar may now be owned by TATA,but I think you'll find they are still built by Jaguar here in England..at least for now lol

[ninjaboydem]

imagine what the atom 500 would have done to them. they should have gott a zr1 lpe for the american one

[Blueball0120]

@ninjaboydem when did the LPE ZR-1 come out. This was made in 2008.

[demetriafc]

@Blueball0120 not sure to be honest but i reckon if that race was done today topgear would have wiped the floor with them. america could send the ultimate aero, britan with the atom 500, and the veyron from france ( i think thats were its made)

[str8out]

@demetriafc Veyron = VW = Germany

[mwillis1000]

Britain, Italy and Germany make some of the best cars on earth. My fav car is the Aston Martin DB9

[SiIXEN037]

@mwillis1000

[mwillis1000]

@SiIXEN037

WTF?

[SiIXEN037]

@mwillis1000

you mom taught you well..

[mwillis1000]

@SiIXEN037

Thnx. :)

[mwillis1000]

@SiIXEN037

Cheers

[Chrispisz12]

Do they really pronounce Chevrolet like that?

[Blueball0120]

@Chrispisz12 He said Callaway. Not Chevrolet.

[Chrispisz12]

@Blueball0120 Haha ok I know how British peple like to say some wierd things lol

[Chrispisz12]

@Blueball0120 But still it is a Corvette which is a Chevrolet

[Blueball0120]

@Chrispisz12 But its tuned by callaway.

[afhdfh]

Isn't the Lambo German, too? At least since 1998...

[SwordwithRose]

Hey Guys, next time, instead of india, try the Canadian HTT PLÉTHORE LC-750

[AdangerousRETARD]

the car from the states should be the hennessy viper 1000

[str8out]

@AdangerousRETARD From the States a Mustang Saleem. They should've have some french car... or would it be too weak anyways? LAMAO

[Gatotsu2009]

@AdangerousRETARD when they did this video (2007) the Viper 1000 was not available in UK.

[WINGFRAME]

@AdangerousRETARD I don't they would be allowed because its an after market car and not in house.

[gruuthuse]

and why is there a Belgian licenceplate on a German porsche ?? dont have any in Germany ??

[plaidzinc]

@gruuthuse Its because the challenges are taking place in Belgium.

[MrBullfucker]

@gruuthuse it's a german plate but it's a red one which means its a car owend by a car dealer

[yul987]

r=bullshit race, why was the porsche so slow even at the end?

[JackMacyntire]

I don't buy that. That 9ff would've pulverised everybody there.

[Nackenschelle]

haha we germans are fitting perfectly in your stereo-type, i guesss .... everytime evil , for example 3:02 ... SCHEIß GANGSCHALTUNG!! :D

[PunkBuster123]

Nissan Skyline GT500 would be a good choice. But at the very least the Honda NSX GT is better than the Mitsubishi above

[terribrad24]

I simply LOVE Sabine Schmitz and Tim Schrick

[cafctj]

so we were first, lets say that again to make it clear first.............first haha so good top gear is quality

[wickamouse1]

honking horn 3:09

[Hoshibandit]

Atom from UK? Then they forgot the Seven from Netherland

[ratonL]

hahahahaha, May and his little indian car....

[vartan2001]

Germeny sucks dick and lambo rules

[GreenMaserati71]

3:12 YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andrewwillish]

"Supercharged...

Supercharged...

Charged..."

[william59glersh]

It would have been funny if the G-Wiz zoomed off faster than any of them :P

[WDSagaris]

New Zealand makes the Hulme Supercar, that could have done well. also australia makes the joss supercar, a 500hp 200mph very rare, sportscar that no ones heard of :) also for a race any longer than this britain should have gone for a bentley supersports or an aston martin one-77 or something, they were lucky with that porsche.

[newtonmeters]

Could've used a 6L V8 Holden for australia...but that wouldn't have been as funny

[Jude2Mahoney]

@GranTurismo0517 Yup, if we'd gone down, you'd have faced them all alone. Was better to stand together mate. ;)

[Jude2Mahoney]

@GranTurismo0517 :) Totally were, we'd fought the Germans, Italians and Japanese single handedly, with the Empire backin us, admittedly, but we were in decline at that point. Our empire was on the wane.

[Jude2Mahoney]

@GranTurismo0517 Lol, no worries, I wasn't having a dig, just saying, as a Brit, I can vouch that we didn't surrender to, or were conquered by the Germans. ;) Things would've been stickier had the Americans not have joined in though. Kudos to those guys. :)

[Jude2Mahoney]

@GranTurismo0517 @pinkuggboots1, sorry guys, just a small point, Britain never surrendered to Germany in WWII. We did pull back from the continent, but we carried on fighting and were never invaded by the Germans, because we WON the Battle of Britain. Many Commonwealth, Poles, Canadians, Anzacs stood with us against them, but ultimately, the RAF beat the Luftwaffe.

[buldhana]

It is not a Gwizz, it's a Reva!!

[punisher17011990]

whats the song played from 2:08?

[luvmakesasubaru]

LOLOL..Hopefully, being Italian, it changes sides halfway down! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[bere5de]

Didn't know the english word for gearbox is 'bother'

[kirillxd1996]

fake the porsche isnt so slowly!

[patthebrit3]

America- Hennessy Viper ACR

Britain- Atom 400 (or 500 if thats come out yet)

Germany- Veyron SS

Italy- Bertone Mantide

Japan- Top Secret Supra

and of course, a G-whiz

[endgame]

@patthebrit3 Ultimate Aero

[yaminbeats]

this is awesome <3

[crushingbelial]

The strain on Hammond's voice saying "This is unbelievable acceleration" is awesome!