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  • just cuz u smoke it or eat it doesnt make u an addict. they say the same shit about video games. and every complaint about pot can be compared to alchahol. yet one chill person smoking pot gets as much attention as a drunken maniac in public.

  • how is he able to admit to using an illegal drug without getting arrested or something? also, i <3 george.

  • @KaelaMackenzie only possesion is illegal, not use.

  • @KaelaMackenzie

    Bill Maher I believe smoked weed in Religulous and he wasn't arrested. And I'm sure they do in lots of other movies and shows too. I know in a couple Friday The 13th's, they were either really stoned or speeded up on coke and I'm sure those joints were real! LOL

  • what an asshole he was, good riddance

  • @bnsaints Stop watching his videos, you dumb ass troll.

  • I agree @troubledpicle. He was definitely one of the greatest minds ever!

  • Considering the true meaning of this video got lost in the endless and useless anti/pro marijuana bullshit comments...I'd like to take this moment to say George Carlin was one of the greatest minds of all time.

  • I've seen a Superbowl (Cowboys roll Giants again) with M Jackson as halftime lip sync; instant classic World Series game (Angels beat Giants about 16-14 or??? I was drinking), Laker's v Celtics game 5 at the Forum as we finally beat the hated green in 6 at th GAWDEN. Olympic hoops, Gretzgy while shaking John Candy's hand, and have had Heisman Trophy winner in my car (bad day's- don't ask).

    Seeing George Carlin twice was equal to or greater than all of the above

  • lol they try to bann hash here in holland....

  • Carlin was a god on earth.

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  • Wow how old is this?

  • Is that...fuck it's Jon Stewart

  • @EmperorEmpanada Haha this guy is trolling

  • Jon Stewart is so damn hot.

  • Not to mention the mercury, cadmium, lead, chromium, nickel, arsenic, selenium, quinoline, isoprene, benzene, toluene, styrene, formaldehyde, acetaldehyde, acetone, acrylamide, resorcinol, phenol, cresol, naphthalene, fluorine, pentacene, anthracene, fluoranthene, pyrene, benzanthene, chrysene, benzo(k)fluoranthene, benzo(e)pyrene, benzo(a)pyrene ALL found in that "natural" marijuana smoke boys and girls.

  • @EmperorEmpanada Exactly. Give us the source of these "facts". Cuz it just sounds wrong. I've been smoking weed for 6 years. I've read everything I've come across and watches everything and I have never heard that.

  • @EmperorEmpanada And? Even if there is, shouldn't i be able to choose?

  • @EmperorEmpanada What does it matter even if it's true? Just because these things have weird names it means that they're fucking dangerous? Dihydrogen monoxide sound fucking dangerous and that's water

  • @FalangProductions Okay so wikipedia each one of them you dumb pothead.

    All that mercury in your brain has probably impaired your critical thinking abilities.

  • @EmperorEmpanada I don't smoke pot so you can just shut it my friend. I do however think that people should be allowed to use it if they like to. It doesn't do any noticeable harm whatsoever to me or society, and it's hypocritical to allow alcohol, which is far more dangerous, and not marijuana.

  • @FalangProductions alcohol is worse? ha ha ha...

  • @aiex72aiex72 yep. atleast a pothead still eats and is calm. alcahol makes alot of people aggressive. and i do believe alcaholics dont eat very often. they drink their life away. have yet to hear about sum1 smoking pot to drown their sorrow

  • @EmperorEmpanada

    I am not going to say anything about the validity of what you say in your comment, but let us just consider this for a moment.

    The Human body is made up partly of these elements :

    Radium, Uranium, Lead, Arsenic, Thorium, Thallium, Mercury, Silver, Beryllium, Barium and others.

    So me thinks your point, if true, is moot. Mind you, all these elements are present in many organic and inorganic things that you come into contact with everyday of your life.

  • Mainstream marijuana actually has ammonia levels up to twenty-fold greater than that of tobacco. Hydrogen cyanide, nitrogen oxide, and various carcinogenic aromatics were found in marijuana smoke at concentrations 3-5 times those found in tobacco smoke.

  • @EmperorEmpanada source?

  • @itsazy his bubble.

  • whoa look how young Jon Stewart was.

  • @ACEFREHLEY1996 Jon stewart? No way man......He looks like Steven Hyde from Thats 70's Show.....!

  • The idea that a spirit in the sky wants us to follow a list of rules to gain access to an eternal paradise when you die is a crazy idea that most people just accept without even questioning or even thinking twice about it. People would rather believe that our existence is caused by a creator that loves us and would never hurt us, than accept the fact that nobody alive today has any idea why we're here and thats a scary concept. A lot of people push the beliefs on themselves for their own comfort

  • Its really selfish and ignorant, as a people, to not be using marijuana or other enlightening substances to explore the ideas of why we're here or what reality actually is. It seems mind blowing that that's not our prime goal in life and that we as people are focused more on money, power and themselves. We should all be working together to figure out why the fuck we're here and why we even exist. Civilizations in the far past made that their prime interest.

  • People have to stop the weed argument already, fuck. Weed isn't even illegal because it's a "drug" it's illegal because use of hemp was invading the forestry market in the 20's. It makes the best paper, rope, ect. It's been proven ( actual scientific studies ) that marijuana does not kill brain cells or cause cancer if smoked by itself and tobacco is not added to help it burn. Also, contrary to popular belief it is not a gateway drug, that theory isn't even accepted anymore, because basically

  • @jeffreeVICIOUS All hemp is not weed.

  • 1:00 was waiting for him to mention Bill

  • if someone is retarded enough to try drugs that actually fuck your brain (crystal meth etc) then they deserve to die. smoke bongs on the reg and eat some snacks faggots

  • 1.) Yes it is and my whole Family is in health care. 2.) Cool Story Bro. 3.) people who call people trolls or say they have no life is because they are trying to feel better about them selves (you). And i was an addict you can be addicted

  • @IIReXxy there are no addictive substances in marijuana, if you become addicted to it your a weak willed idiot. if it wasnt weed you woulda been fucked up by tv and lottery tickets fag. and i called you a troll because your on a video about weed talking trash about it looking for a provoked response. thus. TROLL. ohnestly i feel bad for you. im not sure if it was the school system or your parents, but someone fucked you up at a young age.

  • @vampateer21 LMFAO U Mad Bro ?? i think someone who freaks out this much does drugs

  • @IIReXxy mad? no. annoyed? yes. not because drugs. your just really fucking annoying.

  • @IIReXxy kill yourself

  • @144meatwad Mad Bro?

  • @IIReXxy Maybe you are just a loser and would find some other excuse besides 'being an addict I can't help it' what a fucking cop out.

  • whats with the nick diaz joke? i dont get it.

    and see how the title separated marijuana from "drugs"? coz marijuana is not a drug! or at least a harmless one. learn from this man, who has experience

  • I have nothing to look forward to. I guess I'm fucked.

  • marajuana is a drug

  • @IIReXxy so is tv

  • @IIReXxy so is pepto.

  • @vampateer21 yes a healing drug, Marijuana is a rightfully illeagal ( hopefully for ever) mind ALTERing drug.

  • @IIReXxy never heard of how it helps cancer patients??? or maybe people with chronic pain? and even if it didnt help anyone. its my body and i have the right to do whatever i want with it. so long as im not harming another human being. and weed harms NO ONE! why dont you go watch another weed kills documentary and listen to a DARE seminar. you seem to like living in ignorance.

  • @vampateer21 thats if he CAN find a "Weed kills documentary"

  • @vampateer21 I love hearing ADDICTS freak out <3333

  • @IIReXxy 1. marijuana is not addictive you cunt. 2. i dont smoke weed. :P dumbass. 3. your a troll, and im positive you get bonerhappy everytime you get a msg because you have no life. try fucking off. itll do ya some good.

  • @IIReXxy everything is a drug, what's more important is how you use them.

    

  • @IIReXxy You don't say?!

  • @IIReXxy No, it isn't. Drugs are man made cocktails of chemicals. Weed is a natural plant which just so happens to get you high.

  • @Numlocq thats not true actually a drug is A substance that has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body, in particular.

  • hahahaha its Richard Bates from Californication,"Punch up time!" reminded me so much of him lol

  • "its important in life if you dont give shit,it can help you alot"

  • The best way to smoke weed/pot/etc, is not too often. Then not only do you get the best high, but in my experience to have a smoke off the back of long periods of 'straightness' is when you also get the most mind expansion. The first time you get stoned in a long time, its not even like youre stoned, its like youre high and your mind is working at 110% capacity. This is why some people get paranoid; what they actually are is hyper aware.

  • Go John Stewart!

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  • John stewart looks a bit like bruce springsteen here

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  • You're drawing false conclusions, and using a HUGE leap of logic to do it, friend! Before you make ad hominem attacks, make sure you know the person, and don't associate two unlike objects, "drug users are lowlifes" is the same leap of faith that is takes to say "Jews are evil."

  • @DawnrazorDCLXVI Not to mention, just because ducks swim, doesn't mean chickens do, too! Chickens are birds, but that doesn't mean because one swims, the other does.

  • @DawnrazorDCLXVI that ultranicator kid is retarded. Probably mormon or some other crazy religion or even possibly just raised in a household that was entirely misinformed and watched Reefer madness everyday and somehow thought that was the truth. Either way he is not intelligent that much is clear.

  • @Vismis I was raised in Utah! Hehe. There really aren't any excuses! Worse, his IQ proved a pothead can beat him at basic logic, negating his only point. :) Thanks! :)

  • NICK DIAZ!!

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  • Is that Jon Stewart?

  • "Where you at, George Carlin? ...Where you at, motherfucker?"

  • Two communists....

  • 1.05  bill hicks natural disorder? Someone explain

  • @TroutMaskReplicaa Cancer.

  • @TroutMaskReplicaa i think it was in his pancreas, sorry if i spelled it incorrectly, or it was his liver, im not completely sure.

  • Let Nicky smoke!

  • Bill Hicks

  • Nicku Diazu!

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  • Nick Diaz smoked here 23 minutes ago

  • WAR DIAZ!!!

  • Where you at "You Know"

  • WHERE YOU AT MARIJANE!

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  • With all due respect to GC, hippie "counter-culture" was completely overrated. The beats of the 40s and 50s and the punks of the 70s and 80s were far more intelligent, and had a much greater message than "smoke pot drop acid tune in drop out."

  • Carlin and Stewart - two of the greatest minds of my generation.  Thank you for this!

  • are these things copyrighted can i use them in a video?

  • @jjc19461 dear lord baby jesus! you are one of the most ignorant people ive ever seen, why don't you try to get some real facts in your air ridden skull before you ever puke propaganda BULL shit over youtube again

  • I always have a joint near me, It might be hidden. CLASSIC!!!

  • Ron Paul 2012

  • Not to dismiss George Carlin (I fucking love him), but was that fucking Jon Stewart in the beginning?? Holy shit he looks different.

  • @07blackhawk07 Yeha, Jon Stewart was young once. He's been doing this political / social interview thing for a long ass time. The Daily Show has been going since the beginning of time.

  • When I think of drugs I think that only COMPLETE IDIOTS would do things like that

  • @puffleyellowpuffle that's because it's what you're taught. smoke a joint and tell me you don't learn something about yourself and the world.

  • I don't mind people smoking it, but I don't want marijuana around me. I don't wanna see it or smell it. Just go do it in your house with your friends and I'm fine. What I don't like is these faggots ranging from 15-25 who go around acting like smoking marijuana is a hobby or a fad, that they have to punctuate by wearing Bob Marley shirts and playing shitty reggae music everywhere they go. These people can kindly jump off a cliff.

    As for other drugs, they're bad for you. Don't do them (too much)

  • Weed makes people think <---- Reason why the governments are scared of it.

  • @crazyworldwelivein12 my friend smokes weed just about every day of the week and he always speaks to me thinking he's some kind of fucking genius thinker when really he is stoned and talking complete and utter shit. its funny because he used to be in MENSA and has a very high IQ but now he's a failure that has a bad job and just smokes weed all day

  • @roas2

    marijuana helps me to concentrate in my studies.

  • @roas2

    life isnt about getting a good job and earning money.

    its about love and peace.

  • @crazyworldwelivein12

    so fuckin TRUE

  • He's got a joint hidden? He's got a place for his stuff!

  • IS THAT JON STEWART INTERVIEWING HIM????

  • @beatleslennonfan I'd say it is... a pretty young Jon Stewart...

  • dude hallucinogens are totally value changers. every time i try a new one i think of the world differently.

  • WATCH MY VIDEOS, IM FUNNY.

  • George wasn't a comedian, he was a philosopher who just happened to be funny.

  • @StephenFiorentini Fuckin' eh! George was fantastic. I've only found out about him recently - but he was brilliant.

  • @StephenFiorentini Wow, you just gave me my goal in life.

  • When I was young people said drugs will kill me

    But.. Once you get older doctors will say drugs will save your life

    .... Listen kids, if you are so inclined to use a drug stick to ones that grow naturally on this planet and research them before taking em.

    THC,PSILOCYBIN,MESCALINE,IBOGA­INE, and DMT are the only true"drugs" that can save our self-destructive species. I promise

  • @diavlosuelto fuck you pot dosent make you dumb and your the arrogant bitch for lying about something you don't like

  • Marijuana doesn't make you stupid... my uncle smokes a lot of mary jane and he's a fuckin genius..... he's just lazy... there's no proof that it makes you stupid. People tell you this stuff so you wont do it but at the end there the loser/ dumb motherfucker. Sorry anti-marijuana people its true. But it WILL be legalized whether you like it or not. RON PAUL 2012!!!

  • The Union: The Business Behind Getting High <<<< WATCH ON GOOGLE VIDEO

  • if i get another comment saying its JON not JOHN i'm gonna find you and bust a nut on your face. you know what i meant cocksuckers

  • That's what has always puzzled me. How can you say weed is illegal but alcohol is??? Alcohol kills tens of thousands of people each year, yet nobody ever mentions criminalizing it.. Hello!!! But if you smoke weed you can go to jail?? Weed is not the healthiest thing in the world, but it doesn't hardly kill anybody. Nothing like alcohol does. Can anybody explain this to me?

  • HOLY SHIT THAT'S *JON STEWART

  • Damn, George Carlin has it SO right. Listen up, kiddos. He knows exactly what he's talking about.

  • @DailyStaley Are u acctually mentioning god on a George Carlin clip ? Ignorent fool. Educate yourself a bit on who George Carlin was - /watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

  • @SajmonSeeez Calm ur vagina, I put that up for all the people who think god is real and their distorted view of reality.. showing a dumb cunt why weed is not bad. fuck off.

  • George Carlin really nails it. He was a wise man. And damn funny, too...

  • hooray for POT! ;D i <3 WEED! ;)

  • Jon Stewart has brown hair...he looks like a greaser. Fking awesome

  • @DaFleegsta

    Carlin would probably never vote, he said so. But Ron Paul is a good canidate.

  • @TheFORBEZZZ why because of his vewis of marijuna. yor an idiot if you think HE is going to legalize it.

  • George was a lot like i am now.

  • @declice You mean, you now are a lot like George Carlin was.

  • drugs AND marihuana. awesome

  • Oh, the young Stewart when he wore leather jackets.

  • reading the comments it is ironic that people checked out this video for humour and now are having a posting war about drugs.

    perhaps getting stoned will sort you all out!!!

    anyway im off to drink two bottles of vodka and smoke 40 cigarettes as this is legal lol

  • Is that Jon Stewart or Fonzie?

  • rip bill hicks ;'( you never sucked satan cock

  • I think George Carlin is the closest thing to a god that I will ever find to worship..lol..I agree with him on just about everything I have heard him talk about. He was so realistic, yet humorous at the same time.

  • @DailyStaley Don't really care what your beliefs are or not but it clearly says 'which has fruit'. It doesn't say every plant.

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  • He has it spot on about the scale tilting as time goes on..as one who enjoyed and then suffered cocaine addiction...I can attest to what this man says. I'm not above the occasional line...but those days of an 8 ball a day are way over.

  • i will continue to say the reason its not legal is because its a natural plant and thus cannot be patented. this leaves the drug companies with a wonder drug THAT THEY CANNOT MAKE MONEY OFF. it can also be used to make fuel, clothes, paper, soaps and just about anything you can warp your mind around. It also promotes free thinking and being as its literally built into us it helps our brains grow and mature. those that are against marijuana are just ignorant of the facts.

  • @smokedeganja then why is cocain and heroin illegal? By your logic, they're not in nature and thus could be patented. Yet, they're illegal, too.

  • when it comes to illegal substances, everything is related to the goverment somehow when it comes to legality.... but based on your statement it almost sounds like youre against marijuana, i hope im not right and you werent trying to state that marijuana is a harmful drug like heroin and cocaine

  • @Akus75038 they're illegal because they are horrible for you. in large doses both can easily kill you and with prolonged use it destroys you from the inside out. heroin and cocaine are chemical drugs, they are man made. marijuana is naturally grown. and why would anyone put a patent on heroin or cocaine? i think you missed my point entirely.

  • @smokedeganja cocaine comes from the leaves of the coca bush. Heroin comes from the opium poppy. Those are both PLANTS, you idiot. People have been using opiates and coca for hundreds of years for medical and recreational purposes. Man-made chemical drugs such as ecstasy and meth are FAR more recent. Typical ignorant pothead doesn't do the research...

  • @relmneiko how the fuck is that even relevant? you can't shoot up poppy seeds, you can't crush up coca leaves and snort them. THEY NEED TO GO THROUGH PROCESSING TO GET A FINAL PRODUCT, THEY ARE MAN MADE DRUGS. natural drugs are taken from its natural state and used, like marijuana, peyote, salvia, shrooms. my point is focused towards marijuana and its medicinal properties. don't go off subject and start calling me an idiot because i don't break down every little thing for you.

  • @smokedeganja wat about toxic drugs/plants? Like Datura, tobacco etc.. You can smoke Opium with very little processing, about same amount of work as cutting and drying mj buds... Just sayin

  • @Toadphillips i gave a few examples. next time ill be sure to comprise a full list and be very thorough so i don't confuse or insult anyone.-_-

  • @smokedeganja i was just being a smart ass lol

  • @smokedeganja I guess that's why cigarettes are illegal.

  • @smokedeganja Yep, and those things can be made out of hemp with so low THC you can't even get high of it, and still it's illegal. And I wouldn't say that smoking marijuana is healthy but at least it is a lot safer than alcohol and should be legalized

  • @smokedeganja companies make money off tobacco, that's a natural plant... i fail to see your point.

  • @roryroryroryy a few people have said this and i just laugh cause yall can't even read.

  • @roryroryroryy tobacco is a natural plant, but all the shit they put inside cigarettes isn't. Marijuana is pure, and even has health benefits. I can't believe that it's illegal in a lot of countries.

  • @imoiinu I know right! The only argument marijuana-hating individuals have is that it tends to kill brain cells, when in reality, it's the fucking smoke! In that case, we should make cigarettes and bonfires illegal. Alcohol kills, weed is so much fucking better than that shit, and you don't even have to smoke weed! If everyone had a joint, there would be no more war, there would be a cure to insomnia, and the food industry and mattress industry would go up. :P And our fucking economy!

  • the truth is marijuana is the most medicinal plant on the planet(this is a fact), the natural chemicals in marijuana are not only known for stopping mutating cells(cancer) they are also COMPLETELY COMPATIBLE WITH OUR BODIES. we have cannabinoid receptors in our brains that actually pick up these chemicals(thc) and this is why we get high. ITS BUILT INTO US, YES BELIEVE IT OR NOT. this is why its used for a long list of medical problems and YES ITS A CURE FOR CANCER.

  • bill hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIICCC­KKKSS..... yeah, look that mother fucker up now, another great like carlin

  • is that jon stewart??!!!!!

  • @cindybin2001, EVERYTHING in excess is bad for you. What you have to learn Cindy is that moderation is what's most important in this life--finding a balance. Marijuana cannot possibly be 100% bad for you. If it was, doctors would have not prescribed it to a friend of mine for his diabetes and back problems after his accident.

  • @cineybun2001, EVERYTHING in excess is bad for you. What you have to learn Cindy is that moderation is what's most important in this life--finding a balance. Marijuana cannot possibly be 100% bad for you. If it was, doctors would have not prescribed it to a friend of mine for his diabetes and back problems after his accident.

  • @cindybin2001, Well... It's annoyed me more than anything... So, marijuana, is it good, or bad? I don't know. One thing that I have learned in my short life (I'm 25) is that moderation is the most important thing. Many things are bad for you, like: Alcohol, marijuana, an obsession with religion, a bad education, candy, overeating, too much exercise, and so on and so on.

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  • @cindybin2001, You? You haven't addressed one thing he's mentioned, you don't listen, and he's given you excellent responses! Again, no logic in your rant, and you haven't given anyone one good example why it's wrong to smoke aside from "because it is, and I don't like it". You are very confusing to follow...Frankly.... You haven't convinced me once that marijuana is bad. Listening to you speak....

  • @cindybin2001, But, the point that I am trying to make cindy2001, is that if you want to change people's minds, you need to sound a little more.... Well... Less crazy and pretentious. Ravhu has presented you with many logical answers, he's addressed you your questions you've asked him, and has given you examples to go along with his arguments.

  • @cindybin2001, Our ancestors used to grow marijuana (Mormon ancestors) and they'd sell it and a smoke it themselves. Now, I have met only a handful of Mormons who will smoke the plant (personally I probably would not touch marijuana but touch alcohol very sparingly)

  • @cindybin2001, Please, educate yourself Cindy, "morality" is a word with different meanings. I was raised Mormon, my idea of morality is much different than lots of other people. Morality isn't black or white like you think of it. My church itself once thought that polygamous marriages were moral, but not anymore. You see now how morality can change?