@griftonite fuck u, u have no good sense at all. juno is amazing, and always will be. besides, if you hate juno, why are you watching these videos???? fuckface.
uhm... do people seriously use this kind of language? honest question, I don't live in english speaking country so I have no idea, but some lines in Juno sounded to me kinda made up and fake
Yes. Depends where you live and how old you are and what your sense of humor is. I don't know anyone who use it as much as Juno does, but it is only a 2 hour segment of a characters life.
Mostly people I know will use stuff like 'fo shiz' as a joke. Im sure you must have slang where you come from?
yea sure, and teen linguo as well, just adults usually are clueless about it and if they try to mimic it it ends up really lame. And I did have same cheesy feeling in some moments of movie, and thus the question. Anyways I heard screenwritter was generaly prised for it so I guess the feeling was incorrect.
'm really sorry, but these things freak me out sooo much!
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
the weird thing was when me and my cuzin got OUT of the moovie theaters after watchin this...like this guy (out of nowher!!)said (line from Juno) "The next time i see that Bleeker kid,ima punch him in the weiner..." and den started singing "Apple bottom jeans!!!!...boots with the fur,WITH THE FUR!!!" me was creeped o_O
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME)
Teens DO NOT talk like this, AT ALL. "honest to blog?" what the fuck does the mean? If you are going to talk about "teen speak" at least have a clue how teens actually talk, like in real life.
I love the language in this movie! It's witty and it makes you think. I was reminded of seeing "Clueless" for the first time and thinking, "I've never heard anyone talk like that- but I want to!" (of course I was like 14 when "Clueless" came out :)
I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! Ellen Page is so good, I wouldn't be surprised if most of those lines were her own...anyone seen Hard Candy....yeah, shes the same in it as she was in Juno. Well at least at the beginning... and only a little toned down...
My favorite line is when Brenda tells off the ultra sound technician and Juno tells her wow Brenda! Next time use a dick. Or something to that effect.
again its a satire. plus those aren't words that most people use. its like bringing them back in an unconvential way. without it juno would be uninteresting and dull.
well, don't you think that the "lingo" had a big effect on the mood of the movie? i think the movie would haven been different without it. plus it helps lighten the mood, homeskillet.
SILENCIO OLD MAN!
WeLiveToComment 5 months ago 4
Oh my god! I forgot about "Forshizz up the spout."...I'm totally using that shit every day.
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no one talks like this...
Hellzyead 7 months ago
SILENCIO, old man!
BubbleTeaGirrl 7 months ago
thanks to Juno, shenanigans is now in my regular vocabulary
SnappyTune22 7 months ago
the lingo was the only part of the movie i didn't like
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this movie was such a giant piece of shit and the dialogue was the worst most shitty part
griftonite 1 year ago
@griftonite so watch something else, el dope-o
crackerwh0re 1 year ago
@griftonite fuck u, u have no good sense at all. juno is amazing, and always will be. besides, if you hate juno, why are you watching these videos???? fuckface.
spazaroo123 1 year ago
@griftonite Are we on the same planet?! Whats th guessing your a 40 year old man that has a peadophile crush on Juno.
ATLjade1 10 months ago
" silencio old man ! " lmbooooo.
Jesicalternativ 1 year ago 19
honest to blog??!!??!!??!!
thecastillo71210 1 year ago 5
silencio old man!
loubrookz 1 year ago 8
oh poor banana, i wish she/he was in the movie more D: I wanna preggo her eggo
blackanu 1 year ago
"I am fo shiz up the spout!" My favorite line, because it is am extremely funny way of being insensitive about being preggo! LOL
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Meniu767 1 year ago
"for shiz" lol we don't say that here in hawaii. we say "eh brah we go beach!" lol
loverofzebras 1 year ago 2
ellen page was in trailer park boys years ago well before this.still a good actress back then...
TheSpliffSmoker 1 year ago
LMAO "SILENCIO OLD MAN"
azimuth457 1 year ago 10
@azimuth457 Best line in the whole movie. For sure.
ComaBeauty 1 year ago
Lingo was a bit overwritten. But for some reason, I don't mind that much.
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venusknutsons 2 years ago
I LOVE this movie...... fo shiz.
I use so much lingo from this movie!
PoweredByHoodies 2 years ago
ilovethis;
movie so much<33
baybeePeace 2 years ago
i idolize this movie
OmgYouAreEmo 2 years ago 7
i love the way they talk in this movie :)
...and I am fo shizz up the spot. :D
Krazy4JoeJonas08 2 years ago 4
FO SHIZZZ
Wilcox3 2 years ago
what does that mean? (a) i'm a noob.. and dutch
acerflots 2 years ago
"Geez Banana, shut your freakin gob! Ok?"
One of the first and funniest lines.
TheSanityProject 2 years ago 72
@TheSanityProject I don't understand why it's such a good line, but it just - is.
pennydesouza 5 months ago
no. kids dont use this kind of lingo most of the time. but i personally love the lingo in this movie.
jenndog1227 2 years ago 2
it really depends on where you are/who you chill with.
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comeswithawarning 2 years ago
does she say silenzio?? *_* CUUUTE
Jade7843498 2 years ago 2
uhm... do people seriously use this kind of language? honest question, I don't live in english speaking country so I have no idea, but some lines in Juno sounded to me kinda made up and fake
daPawlak 2 years ago
Yes. Depends where you live and how old you are and what your sense of humor is. I don't know anyone who use it as much as Juno does, but it is only a 2 hour segment of a characters life.
Mostly people I know will use stuff like 'fo shiz' as a joke. Im sure you must have slang where you come from?
samstellisgod 2 years ago
yea sure, and teen linguo as well, just adults usually are clueless about it and if they try to mimic it it ends up really lame. And I did have same cheesy feeling in some moments of movie, and thus the question. Anyways I heard screenwritter was generaly prised for it so I guess the feeling was incorrect.
daPawlak 2 years ago
I say stuff like that all the time. hahahaha Not as much as Juno but I use that material. especially... FO SHIZZZ
love it
ilovetheused99 2 years ago
honest to blog?
acebob69er 2 years ago 6
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'm really sorry, but these things freak me out sooo much!
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
aelita720 2 years ago
SILENCIO, OLD MAN!!!
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago 10
suburban white kids apeing rap lingo "as if" they were in it.
It sounds contrived...
xpez 3 years ago
oo i rlly liked that line where she goes: silencio old man.
lol. i saw the movie with my friends and we use that line a lot.
kcpanda18 3 years ago 3
Lol yeah i do but it sounds pretty ridiculous with an english accent.. :|
why am i not american !?
PoppyAye123 3 years ago 2
And all americans are asking "Why am I not British?!"
haha i guess nobody is content with what they've got.
addiople 2 years ago
I AM!
animegalc4 2 years ago
I freakin' LOVE this movie. But I especially love the dialogue.
MyVampireHeartxx 3 years ago 4
the dialogue was obnoxious and unrealistic. No teens really speak teen-speak like that unless they're reading an over-wrought screenplay
benaiah74 3 years ago
haha my friends and I totally talk like that. it's sad.
stereotypicalname 3 years ago 5
yo yo yiggity yo!
DayDreamer701 3 years ago 2
i love this movie the clips though of her callin her BFF and tells her for the first time and the Morgan Freeman line i laughed soo hard!
I LOVE Juno
KYBuffygirl143 3 years ago
the screenwriter is a genius!:)
I s00oo look up t0 her now..
kamiaimee 3 years ago
honest to blog?
I took, like, THREE pregnancy tests, and I am fo shizz up da spout.
XD
great movie.
MadameGiryfan 3 years ago 2
what about the line:
that aint no etch-a-scetch... that's one doodle that can't be undid home sckillet.
i love that part! <3
sarashoo 3 years ago 5
lol!! i absolutely LOVE this moovie!! :]!! ...
the weird thing was when me and my cuzin got OUT of the moovie theaters after watchin this...like this guy (out of nowher!!)said (line from Juno) "The next time i see that Bleeker kid,ima punch him in the weiner..." and den started singing "Apple bottom jeans!!!!...boots with the fur,WITH THE FUR!!!" me was creeped o_O
GerardWayLuva123 3 years ago
SILENCIE, OLD MAN!
ROFL!!
XD
nikaroxursox 3 years ago 2
not the film's lingo, juno;s lingo lol damn right now we know why ellen is such a perfect actress for juno XD
rrieko 3 years ago
i am fo shizz up da spout lol
candigurl0352 3 years ago 2
Silencio old man!
dude, that HAS to be the best line evah in the whole movie
issalovesyou 3 years ago
forshizz up the spout!
greatdivideee 3 years ago
You guys seen Ellen in "Smart People" ? Is that out yet BTW ?
RideMyBMW 3 years ago
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that movie is really really SUPER DUPER boring by the way.
the only good thing about it is Ellen Page's character.
The rest is crap
nikaroxursox 3 years ago
dude that movie was the sizz-nit so don't be talkin junk bout it a-hole jezz
paramorexrox 3 years ago
So. True.
Best movie ever.
SubtlyChaotic 3 years ago 5
i always talk like juno now...(:
HeadStrongx3 3 years ago 2
Uh yeah, I'm already pregnant so like, what other shinanigans can I get into?
I LOVE JUNO!!!
fluffypillows96 3 years ago 2
SILENCIO, OLD MAN!!!
critic37 3 years ago
one of my favorite lines were "Paulie is actually great in uh... in chair.."
haha the character she plays has become one of my idols.
lol i love juno
kirsteenNico 3 years ago
ilovemyhobo:"CHEESE BANANA, SHUT YOUR FRIGGIN GOB"
Im pretty sure it's "geeze" or however you prefer to spell it.
Hahaha, I would die if someone named their dog Cheese Banana...
cupcakelvrr 3 years ago
Gob is actually a very old word. Gimli used it in LOTR.
spacerocker 3 years ago 3
Gob is a very normal everyday word here in the UK...slang for mouth
katetuer 3 years ago 2
my fave is gobshite
like on shameless
"ar kid he int 'alf a gobshite"
Kemzii0x 3 years ago
Nobody talks like the characters in real life.
needles1987 3 years ago
I actually do. For realsies. And it's a movie, let them have their fun. The entire film isn't very accurate to life.
TheBlackCheerio 3 years ago
Cause every life is the same right?
spacerocker 3 years ago
Yes they do.
spacerocker 3 years ago
geeze banana!
shut you're freakin gaab ok?
lol
i think thats it.
ahahah i love tht line
jensterz07 3 years ago
SECRET VERNICULAR
DIABLO CODY ON NIINKUIN KIINNI NUORISON SALAKIELEN KULTASUONESSA
vitun itseään täynnä oleva menopaussilehmä
ElleRoni 3 years ago
geez bannana shut your freakin gob! ok!
haha favorite line of the movie!
krewhead 3 years ago 8
silencio, old man!
hahhaha!
emointheory 3 years ago 6
GOD I wanna see this movie!
ktgirl2 3 years ago 3
Ellen is so cute
fishbonezken 3 years ago 51
and hot
Udiel 3 years ago
yep.
ES942 3 years ago
love it, after this movie i unconsiously started to talk like her which majorly sucked, cause it proves that i have seenthe movie a little to much.
(i.e. like 3 friggin' times.)
PSHemm 3 years ago 4
i know i pock up the phone and i answer with the yo yo giggidy yo i dont even mean to
jeshima13 3 years ago
haha, i do that too! i love all the slang, it makes the movie even better
candylady 3 years ago
OMIGOSH!
i always do that now, like leah did!
HeadStrongx3 3 years ago
Yeah, Ellen's Canadian, so is the guy who played Bleekr...Canadians just rock =)
Quembembole 3 years ago 5
'Silencio, old man!'
classic.
hme789 3 years ago 3
i reckon!
culturevulture123 3 years ago
Love Ellen, Love the show!
Reneroxy 3 years ago
i love this movie
Alyssaxlolxomg 3 years ago
LMAO!
"Jeez, Banana, shut your freaking gob!"
"Silencio, old man!"
Love those lines
NYbookworm17 3 years ago 5
Ohh, I love the lines in this movie.
Haha. I sometimes speak like that for real, but I don't have Juno's wit and delivery.
bluesidex 3 years ago 2
Does anyone know the background song??
NaturallyNaka 3 years ago
It's by The Boy Least Likely To, I think the title is Be Gentle With Me
superattic 3 years ago
Sounds like napoleon dynamite
EpicTom 3 years ago
"pork-swords" & "WOAH! Dream Big!"
were a couple of my favs hahah
but i thought she was kinda of a bitch, when she said "Yeah well, i have your virginity "
ouch 3rd degree burn!
cptjrkov 3 years ago 4
"I still have your underwear."
"I still have your virginity!"
are you kidding? dude, that was one of her best lines.
aceupyoursleeve2 3 years ago 7
im in my early 2o's and i got confused by the dialouge,
anyone over the age of 25 would be lost !
cptjrkov 3 years ago
haha. yeah, im 21 and i felt old
buffymaniac 3 years ago
Ellen PAge is 21
kobedaking 3 years ago
yeah she is! maybe its an ameican thing...and shes 16 in the film?
buffymaniac 3 years ago
shes canadian...
dearestsarah 3 years ago 3
shes canadian...
dearestsarah 3 years ago
shut ur freakin gob!!!hehehe!
bliss1416 3 years ago 2
silencio old man and the kraken line are the best two.
ihaveavlog 3 years ago 3
GO NORTHSTARS
anyone esle see that Minnesota Northstars banner in juno's room?
cptjrkov 3 years ago
what's the song playing in the background?
tbaut09 3 years ago
Silencio old man! Hahaha classic! xD
Laucheehung 3 years ago
"fo´ shizzz up the spout" LMFAO!!!!
RideMyBMW 3 years ago
she turned 21 not that long ago, actually.
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME)
ellio214 3 years ago
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She's 20?! She looks young as shit. I hope you youngers don't talk like this, it's not acceptable.
matthewj84 3 years ago
i happen to know a lot of people who talk similar to juno. myself included.
and although "honest to blog?" isn't the greatest line in the movie, its meaning is pretty obvious.
ashleybot3000 3 years ago
Teens DO NOT talk like this, AT ALL. "honest to blog?" what the fuck does the mean? If you are going to talk about "teen speak" at least have a clue how teens actually talk, like in real life.
billcom7 3 years ago
Things I say from here:
"Geez/Frickin'"
"Silencio"
"Wicked"
"Old school"
"Shenanigans"
"Fo shizz."
So...yeah people actually talk like that. And also, Ellen Page is 20. So she should know.
karalyeva1985 3 years ago 6
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I agree...the whole movie was so fake and strained.
dmj49 3 years ago
I'm guessing Diable is slightly into Ellen!
daryl060761 3 years ago 6
Pregnant.
"Silencio, Old Man!"
LMAO
TwitchyFish2007 3 years ago 2
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whats the meaning of :"fo shizz up the spout"??????
chaparraaa 3 years ago
it means she had sex, she is know pregant up da spout, therefore "fo shizz up da spout"
pludgyrox14 3 years ago
I love the language in this movie! It's witty and it makes you think. I was reminded of seeing "Clueless" for the first time and thinking, "I've never heard anyone talk like that- but I want to!" (of course I was like 14 when "Clueless" came out :)
pyrophilicchick 3 years ago 8
When i first saw the fist scenne in the movie (00:12) i thaught i was in some new napoleon dynamite movie.
oasishepherd 3 years ago 4
HAHAHA. xD
LoveNeonpink 4 years ago
I absolutely love the way she says "silencio old man!"
CarolineTodd 4 years ago 7
IAWTC. It's so hilarious!!!
hollywooddarling 3 years ago 3
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god watching that just makes me cum buckets of semen into premature babies mouths
musicman9897 4 years ago
"Im like for shiz, up the spout" haha !
gawjussgirl1993 4 years ago
I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! Ellen Page is so good, I wouldn't be surprised if most of those lines were her own...anyone seen Hard Candy....yeah, shes the same in it as she was in Juno. Well at least at the beginning... and only a little toned down...
Dkatie1 4 years ago
silencio old man
hannahthebitch 4 years ago 6
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the lingo was completely retarded. hated it
amazingexplodinggirl 4 years ago
Are you kidding? That's some of the best things in the movie.
megaaatron 4 years ago 12
yeah, im with you all the way....
McHam019 4 years ago
The first thing with the dog, i was just thinking, omg. Napoleon Dynamite! Really good movie, I love it!
Indiesponge 4 years ago
I dont like the fo shiz thing. Alot of teens dont say that. But everything else is good!
Love this movie!
FessdapFrisc 4 years ago
I think it's good caus there's actually a lot of them who say that, around here anyway
Catanator 4 years ago
The geez bananna part in juno reminds me of napoleon dynamite.
haha
Takarafire 4 years ago
LO FO SHIZ UP THE SPOUT
I LOVE THAT
xxApatheticxonexx 4 years ago
should have gone to china!:D
bostenbean 4 years ago 2
this was the shiznit, fo shiz.
Brandonly23 4 years ago
Haha the way she says "Ellen Page" is funny.
SILENCIO OLD MAN!
Haha I say "shenanigans". Does anybody know the actual spelling?
I LOVE HAMBURGER PHONE!!!!
iWearAmask 4 years ago 3
Shenanigans is the right spelling
Tapeleg247 4 years ago 3
Sweet. I knew I had it right.
iWearAmask 4 years ago
"Haha the way she says "Ellen Page" is funny"
Noticed that too ? It sounds like she´s about to crack up...
RideMyBMW 3 years ago
Yeah kind of nasally... I don't mean that in a bad way! Just kidding!
iWearAmask 3 years ago
Geez Banana shut your frickin gob!
luv it!
HersheyKiSS3055 4 years ago 3
lol, me too!!!
disneyfan715 4 years ago
im sorry but the fat that diablo keeps scratching her leg all the time is scaring me LOL
xvintagerockerx 4 years ago
LOL I love ellen page no homo but shes so funny!
xvintagerockerx 4 years ago
diablo cody = lesbian
"i like the way you say it"
theweddingcrashers 4 years ago
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Totally. Only lesbians like the way people say things.
vejiita4eva 4 years ago
lol i love that comment.
its true for me though
nelesells 3 years ago
poor bananna =/ haha
skullfacexx 4 years ago
DO ME a solid!
tharbk01 4 years ago
"honest to blog?" sorry, i love the movie but i HATE that
sarahmalekzadeh1 4 years ago
I love the movie too..but yeah I hated that too.
neonriot77 4 years ago
agreed. i actually i hated her female friend quite a bit. totally fake
lexxlecrisisIII 4 years ago
LOL-- it's weird, me and my friend went to see that movie-- her name is Vanessa and my name is Olivia!!!
iWearAmask 4 years ago
My favorite line is when Brenda tells off the ultra sound technician and Juno tells her wow Brenda! Next time use a dick. Or something to that effect.
Fabala2007 4 years ago
"Brenda! You's a dick! I like!"
ktinaPOYNTER 4 years ago
SILENCIO OLD MAN!
beatstopper101 4 years ago 6
again its a satire. plus those aren't words that most people use. its like bringing them back in an unconvential way. without it juno would be uninteresting and dull.
halfjillybean 4 years ago
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Slang is cool but are there any sacred words?, I heard some kid say he would rape another kid and they laughed about it... Maybe I'm the prude.......
AboveAverageJoe1 4 years ago
i don't that really has anything to do with this...
mymotherwasahamster 4 years ago
amazing movie
got robbed out of the globes
streetlightsx 4 years ago
The Globes have not even taken place yet and this film is up for numerous awards, Actress, Picture, Screenplay, Supporting Actress
Gilch30 4 years ago
yea i actually just learned that....
well, too bad they wont AIR the globes.
haha
streetlightsx 4 years ago
"ive taken like three pregnancy tests and i am like forSHIZZ up the spout."
hahaha :]
razorbackbabe909 4 years ago 2
this movie is ligit my homeskillet
girls4rock9 4 years ago 2
LOL-- That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid home skillet!!
I used to have an Etch-A-Sketch when I was a tot, wonder what happened to that thing. It was totally old school.
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the dialect was awful... anyone who thinks otherwise deserves to enjoy the movies crap ass 'lingo' (if you can call it that)
McHam019 4 years ago
well, don't you think that the "lingo" had a big effect on the mood of the movie? i think the movie would haven been different without it. plus it helps lighten the mood, homeskillet.
saliorsail 4 years ago 5
dude you like forSHIZZ dont know what your talking about!
leelielou 4 years ago
Man i was blind.. then one dude by the screen name leelielou told me i "like forSHIZZ dont know" what im talking about.
Then i just turned my life around and became a Juno fan
McHam019 4 years ago
honest to blog? lol yeah man woohoo!!!! go spread the junotastic words!!!
leelielou 4 years ago 3
i'm totslly steeling all of those lines.
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