Alan Shearer - New Newcastle United Manager

[magnet101]

Bring back Shearer like, he's fucking amazing for the toon like. Bring him home! Fog on the tyne!

[Robotdrummerzzk]

@magnet101 No thanks. Great footballer, poor manager.

[DarkestSide1000]

@Robotdrummerzzk

Shearer is not a bad manager. They offered him the job eight games before the end and what manager could salvage a morale bashed team? Sorry, Newcastle fans, Newcastle was horrible several matches before Shearer's arrival. You can't blame Shearer.

[Nighthawkx15]

Excellent Guy

[ashly56]

i believe he is really there to make the club better, and he isnt all about the money.

[chuggerboom1]

Fucking parasite. Taking £200,000 a week? You do the math

[geordiemassive]

fuck off ashley u fat cunt so wor al can come home and get us oot ur fucking shit u fat dirtysmelly bastard

[1nufcarmy1]

GLourious Newcastle WILL NOT BE DEFEATED:... WE'LL COME BACK STRONGER!

[omargav2112]

Shearer! Shearer! We'll come back stronger than ever!!!!

but i've also to say that we need to change many players...

But we'll come back!!!!!

[SimmyDOTuk]

relegated ahahaha

[omargav2112]

it's been a sad day but ....Toon Toon!!!

[cheeckybutnice]

haha i duno how you ended up being in the prem for that long lol

[leegowy]

haway the lads

[leegowy]

shearer won fuck all . shearer won fuck all

[omargav2112]

Toon! Toon! C'mon magpies!

[Quenchod]

haha alan shearer crap player

crap manager

believed his own hype of being a messiahnewcastle v scunthorpe

thats what they deserve

hehehehe

made my day

[grindergaz]

That was a reply to d1357, forgot to mention his blog.

[dongyonion]

i think if the players dont perform, he would go out to the field in his suit and try to rescue newcastle which he has done many time before!!

[jyoung1300]

i have a great life mate!!!

[d1357]

Alan Shearers wife bought a fur coat, just another uncaring wag,you have more money than you need so you buy a garment thats come from an animals enslavement + torture, dissapointed alan, like to see some ethics from a home grown down to earth geordie boy, can't you + your missus make a positive effort for animals instead of throwing your money to a killing industry, give the poor animlas a break mate, its the 21st century + fur is not acceptable or needed, show some compassion and decency

[acullen22]

what you on bout who cares sort ya noggin out innit

[d1357]

acullen fraid we all care mate, check out the fur farm videos on youtube and then tell us its acceptable you muppet,

[grindergaz]

If the toon stay up, I will eat Pork, Steak, Duck, Liver, Sausage, Bacon, kidneys, Ham, Gammon, Chicken, Goose, Lamb, Black Pudding & a slice of lettuce. Wear a fur coat, sheepskin coat & Bartons coat. Got any Venison?

[mowhawk123]

grindergaz your a complete wanker, actually go and look at the videos of these fur farms , yer come on the toons but be a real man in the big wide world , if gods wife did buy that fur coat then' FUCKING SHAME ON HER, come on the toon army

[NewcastleFC94]

jyoung piss of and get a life.

Unluck Alan For Chelsea

[jyoung1300]

did u not go 2 school because u missed a F in off!!

[MaTTyLUFC84]

We are in a tough shit.. situation..oops

[jyoung1300]

king kev did crap and so will shearer! ur going down!

[Liscombeee]

-.^ we wont go down matee xx

[johndanbutz]

piss off man u muppet if u are not a member of the toon army then what the fuck r u deeing watching this....strange little man

[Quenchod]

u da man

shearer thinks hes the messiah

fucking wanker

[STRINGERSPRODUCTIONS]

I was chuffed hearing that Dennis Wise had left.

[containment983]

he loves the football club and he wants the football club to win football matches. i have one problem though. as a newcastle united fan, will dave benson phillips be at all the football matches? or will the football club ignore him because he is black. alan shearer will try his best to win football mathces for the football club!!!

[arrivaandy]

these new shearer puppets are good,i cannot see the strings,going to bring out an intresting one soon

[arrivaandy]

well done al,or king al lmao,glad to see you doing same as king kev,i think we call it failure lmao

[justabloke1]

Looks like Shearer agreed to come back if we got rid of Dennis Wise... I hate Dennis Wise.

Horrible little cockney prick with a face I'd like to twat with a brick.

It will be noisey at St.James's today and if we win I reckomend driving to Newcastle for a really good night out.

[FlyingHigh99999]

boring boring shearer..glad he wont b doing match of the day anymore. lets hope he takes newcastle down and tries to get em back up to the premier..n fails lol. newcastle ur time has come to face it...ya crap!!!

[justabloke1]

What do you want?..... fake tan and face piercings? Perhaps you want his latest view on the NME charts or his fake sentiments to Jade Goody?

Want him to paint one eye purple and denounce Christ like some sad little Emo cunt?

He is not boring... he is just sensible.

[FlyingHigh99999]

Boring boring shearer.. blimey he is soooo dull. how he gonna motivate the players lmao!!!

[noize101]

You say he bores you, yet you've been on a lot of his video and commented on them. Why watch them if he bores you?

[unselfishdavid]

Yes,He might not be the most exciting man on the Planet but,what you see here is his Public persona.

I am sure he can party just like the rest of us !

Plus he's a multi-Millionaire

How boring is that?

[zimkoo]

1:30 he says shit

[zimkoo]

he keeps on rocking side to side

[curlaz63]

"One or two things that needed to be sorted out from their side." I'm guessing that would be getting shot of Dennis Wise before Alan would take the job.

[aumshow]

newcatsle vs watford, southampton, preston etc 2010!!!!!!

hahaahaha

[fdscdsfa2]

wts wrong with preston?? and they will be playin prem footy preston whilst newcastle play watford yes but southampton will be playin League one footy so comp wrong statement!

[LastDanceSaloon]

He's one of the best England's ever produced, I hope everything goes well for him!