Maz Jobrani - Terrorist Activities

[milioneraa]

watch him when your high man ... to funny

[jubotics]

"Where is he performing? We blow it up." LOOOOL~! :))

[mrsbeauty360]

so far every persian comedians i've seen are good<3

[nycsox987]

brilliant!!!!!!!!!

[MidwestTh]

It is the thought that counts lol

[SpinozicTroll]

"We just want to say..." (HaHaHaaa) "We tried!" *hand gesture* (HAHAHAH) Omg that HILLARIOUS

[duxluver]

@G0lden0p no, its a beer bottle

[creamboyzone]

cruely wonderful ---

[ZilzeProductions]

Coffee Drinker, that bastard! LOOOOOOOL

[FazeiLLestcam]

win some lose some

[SuddenCry]

sometime around 1:30 two women make a (end of laugh sigh) at the very same time.. thought you should know!

[lilyazzi0688]

he does the accent so perfectly.."Furthermore, it is the thought that counts" loool perfection

[ashbadabada]

Funny indian accent !! lol

[barbossa678]

go maz

[GotTheBeadlesMeasles]

This is the funniest guy ever! Thumbs up if you think he should so more videos!!! :D

[EXKERAYDES23]

STUPID PAKISTANI GUY !!!!!!!  bahahahah maz love u man (^^)

[Slime55]

16 terrorist got insulted

[SnkyCyanTurtle]

lol

[Skymo3]

"The thought that counts", man, that had me rolling!

[DexterRoyal]

We persian are extremly awsome

[Cnupoc]

i'm a big fan of his i wanna blow up everything he does xD

OMG MAZ ! :D

[Tehr0oni]

veryy very funny. :))) merci merci

[WendyllG]

We tried LOL

[utubesqueeze]

Maz Jobrani is more political than Max Amini, but boy are they both really funny. So, glad I found these in TLF's huge library!

Thanks, TLF. :)

[Menelec]

this guy is really good

[wildwarren]

Maz is an amazing comedian! I saw first row in one of his shows in Toronto and he ripped on me, lol! it was awesome!

[wildwarren]

@wildwarren sat first row*



[mizemotion]

"I just want to say.... we tried" lmfaooo..... I just found this dude and he is just awesome :) ....

[TheLogicOfMe]

"And in conclusion, win some lose some" ROFLMAO

[nme156756]

Go Persian Americans

[leaderofnow]

Awesome joe this must be your first

[neolord42]

He makes me proud to be Iranian/Persian!!!!

[jmikejapan]

@neolord42 you mean paharwoud, as his father would say.

[TheZoelzer2]

this was checked by the fbi and cia.

[fjalees]

Lmfao :D really great presentation this guy :D

[RedXSkii]

the presentation of his jokes is very good i like him

[ThePakibro786]

he don`t know taliban accent

[ShamefulFate]

@ThePakibro786 umadbro?

[ThePakibro786]

@ShamefulFate what??

[RostameJahangir]

Taliban are Pashtuns and don't speak with that ridiculous accent.

[GordonFreeMANness]

@RostameJahangir Yeah, they talk with ANOTHER ridiculous accent.

[TheZoelzer2]

awsome, this guy is good.

[trippychannel420]

why does tosh have a show but not this guy?

[YetHaterLover]

@trippychannel420 Tosh is funny too...

[Om0plata1]

@trippychannel420 exactly hes hilarious

[mikc16]

@trippychannel420 Come on, Daniel Tosh is pretty funny, and is perfect for that kind of show. However, I agree that Maz Jobrani is a great comic. He's been in tv shows and movies, but isn't THAT mainstream. He's well known within the comedy world though.

[spyu]

@trippychannel420 Because he's White. If you're Persian/Arab/Asian, etc and you want your own show. You better be 10 times funnier than Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais and Louis C.K. combined. Then they'll think about it.

[jmehd15]

@trippychannel420 There's a lot of things in this world I don't quite understand. That is one of them. Another is why Snooki has a book.

[Brandonduboff]

@trippychannel420 Tosh doesn't have to do impressions to be funny. His comedy comes through what he is actually saying, unlike Maz... Maz is still funny but not in the same league...

[batmanRisen08]

@trippychannel420 because he's white?

[rockandroll342]

@trippychannel420 Because Tosh is a good stand up comedian but the show sucks cuz he doesn't write his script

[TheSAEkid]

@trippychannel420 because hes white. not being racist or anything its just how media works

[Cydira]

Eyvall! I love this guy! Usually comedians make fun of where they come from but this guy promote it. Asheghetam Maz!!

[pl0xMeX]

i just fell outta my computer chair laughing i love this guy!!!!!

[straaler5]

son... men don't kiery.

[YeesusKrist]

jeez...he's rubbish.



[death2picnik]

"its the thought that counts" ha hhahhahahah

[daddytangee]

favorite part is at :50 lol....love it

[awesomejoe1333]

This is like the best comedian show I've seen in my life!!!

[zicuenca]

gesture much.

[IshDat1KiD]

This guy really reminds me of Russell Peters, you can see the influence in his stand up. He's funny though. Haha

[grated1000]

lol dude looks like a mexican paul teutel jr

[silentazn89]

lol hahaha nice jokes

[nik1O9]

Uhhh...we just wanted to say...We tried! ahaha

[verloren82]

funny!!

[vaumbee]

this guy is good. hope to see more of his stuff.

[warcrouch]

hilarious :D more of this guy , please

[BassPlayerGuy123]

so when will you be doing a show in victoria?

[monstermovieman]

Hillarious!

[PostwarBore]

thank you com again...

[GBDazzler]

@PostwarBore apu was an indian not pakistani.

[sikoo31]

lol

[blakka91]

he is so awesome!!!

[acmulhern]

brilliant!

[MrSpartacus151]

Its the thought that counts.

me:rofl!!

[RosAlexandher]

LMAO this guys funny

[SuperCloudBerry]

HAHAHAHA !! awsome XD

[werwr4]

this guy, is funny.

[77jodyjoe]

Same here

[BassPlayerGuy123]

So glad I subscribed

[StiickZ1]

@kickhacker

Oke thank you mr.teacher ..

[XxChicoR3b3ld3xX]

sounded more like an indian accent than a middle eastern....hmmmmmmmmmm

[artk1ng]

love the mustache

[tonydraws]

this guy is awesome

[FlipGordon]

hhahahahhah!!!!!

[CrappyVlog]

MORE OF HIM! LOLOLOLOLOL

[NAWFBOI9]

He's so funny

[kj7129]

lmao he's great! :D

[stelios3131]

after spending 2 days of watching your vid's i have made it my life's goal to come to california and visit your club!!

[YeeSoest]

How great the world would be, if terrorists had that "it´s the thought that counts"-attitude...

No people would have to die or get hurt or lose their loved ones and still they could come to the public and say "We had everything planned and prepared, we COULD have killed 9,000 americans..." and thus blackmail the governments worldwide...

[qbg7777]

Maz Jabroni rocks!!!

[colenbrak]

at 1:00 he jerks off an invisible dick

[the20hunk]

@colenbrak nice observation faggot ...

[colenbrak]

funniest laugh factory video in a while!

[diepper1]

Lol Maz Jabroni, btw he is awesome, and in conclusion, win some lose some

[heratus007]

I am surprised he wasn't lynched in Texas

He should be

Just because he sucks up to young arab rich guys

[yosiberman]

not as funny as his other stuff... but still funny :)

[benzagel]

It IS the thought that counts! :)

[Om0plata1]

good stuff... pretty hilarious

[Gifmaster]

Maz is freaking crazy, epic comedian :D

[pimpinisanart]

One of the best comedians out there right now!

[muaad55]

<<<<< My name is Maz ^_^

[izwald1]

Maz is one of my favorite comics on this channel. I would love to see him live

[pincheneo]

this guy needs his own show

[1ghostronin]

@pincheneo his left arm could have his own show

[TheLaughFactory]

@1ghostronin LOL!

[prettyinholland]

brilliant

[reicho114268]

Maz jobrani is da man.

[A936607]

I think I saw some of this skit somewhere, is this a repost? W/e though its still funny as always.

[votumseparatum1]

@A936607 probably not a repost. Comedians repeat their jokes all the time.

[NathanCoalbine]

@A936607 yeah that's just what I was thinking. ED? *ED nods*

[Gregd8888]

lol this dude's awesome

[JackThrice85]

Maz is hilarious!

[creamgetthamoney]

yawn, same act all the time maz.. switch it up!

[maryamtaheri]

who wud dislike that? it was great!

[Badificator]

win some lose some...... LOL

[SnappleFactsRock]

i didnt laugh but this was funny

[cupcakesMMMM]

maz never fails to deliver

[Hrko1992]

LOL hilarious, hes awesum

[PortCarverton]

my favorite comedian right now, too funny!

[glitchnoise]

Nice. Enjoyed this one. 

[chAOStoob]

longer vids please!!!!!!!

[TheMass33]

he is so funny..

[TotalAnomy]

The guy who flew into that building finished his suicide note thusly: "The communist creed: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need. The capitalist creed: From each according to his gullibility, to each according to his greed", so it wouldn't make any sense for the tea party to endorse the dude, not that I like that particular movement... just a pet peeve.

Anyways, Maz is always a guaranteed laugh

[Peztrumentals]

this is one of my favorite comedians, he has so much to say about one topic, tis awesome

[bbphnix]

hey: people from Iran!

I have a 'conception' about Persians that I want to see if it isn't a preconception;

the 'conception' is that Persians are very liberal Muslims; they care more about enjoying their life and being, no matter what the religion says; at least to a greater degree than, for example, Arabs; and that if the current theocratic regime were to be toppled and replaced by a democracy, Iran would be essentially a western country; correct/incorrect?

[mites7]

@bbphnix before 1979, Tehran was one of the nightlife capitals of the Middle East, so yes. The rates of Persians leaving Islam or just being secular is probably one of the highest after Turks and Bosnians, Albanians and the Balkan peoples.

[bbphnix]

@mites7 I think it might be higher than Turks; o rather than turkish citizens; there are lots of crazy people in Turkey.....

albanians and bosnians ARE the muslims in the balkans; "Bosnians, Albanians and the Balkan peoples." is a pleonasm;

on a more serious note: I wish you all the best in overthrowing the theocracy; if you do that... it will be great for Iran AND for the world; over 70 million people joining the free world is smth beyond words; great nation, great people... great suffering

[mites7]

@bbphnix lol right right, but I didnt want to leave out other Balkan Muslims since I know there are a lot and they're really cool and open minded.

And yes Turkey is a divided nation right now, the people in charge are at a large disconnect with the youth.

Also when I went to Iran in 07, people still party but in secret, people still date but in secret, it's really incredible how brave they are

[bbphnix]

@mites7 true; the pomaks for example; I forgot about them;

well, I hope the youth wins;

I really sympathize with the persians; if there were any superheroes in this world, they should to countries like Iran, North Korea, Belarus, Burma etc. and just grab all the people in key positions of power and lock them up in some dark, deep, damp hole somehwere and never let them see sun light again!

The very notion of there being governments against their people is a disgrace!

[xristinis]

isnt he waving match?? maybe he's an italian dressed up as an iranian comedian xD

[SinisterSkyline]

Kinda funny

[SuperCitrusFruit]

hillarious!

[Nopiw]

i have this guy

meow

[ilovethehelpdesk]

This guy is awesome. Definitely hope to see more of him.

[dderakhshani]

the 302nd viewer has a HUGE penis!

[Antwnhs92]

@dderakhshani yeah i do.LOL

[dderakhshani]

more from this guy!!!

[realplayazkickass]

lmaoo he's trying to do a pakistani accent

[brbo101]

this guy is really great, funny dude and good jokes :) i like all of his stuff on youtube

[aliafi90]

funny guy...though if you check out his TED show you'll find the same material in every other video you see from him...MAKE NEW JOKES MAZ FFS !!

[Zer0Zer0W0n]

Lol....it is the thought that counts

[MetalShin0bi]

He needs some new material cause I've already heard this so many times. Good comedian though.

[AimiriZ]

This guy seriously needs to make up some new jokes.

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

@AimiriZ

agreed i loved some of his jokes but now it's starting to get repetitive

[pokerandcars]

win some loose some? this guy's hilarious!

[CJBombaYe]

lol "definately a coffee drinker"

[HoustonWeHaveLiftOff]

Lol. I love his stuff.

[mtsh3m6h]

Maz Jobrani you rock!!!

[Yusuf677]

Thumps up if you are hungry right now..

[Pygmahia5]

@Yusuf677 is that code? :O haha

[zirepoost]

@Yusuf677 Actually, I really am!

[HigherPlanes]

@Yusuf677 I want a Gyro

[Hesam0000]

@Yusuf677 I gave thumbs down because I just had dinner.

[LAYITLOOSE]

@Yusuf677 im eating right now

[thabib94]

@LAYITLOOSE Me too!

[BangTango]

@Yusuf677 dude, spot on, i am so hungry and i do not have anything to eat, it is amazing...

[arnieiam]

7th

[StiickZ1]

Uhmm we just want to say , we tryed.

[TheUnholyLazaro]

@StiickZ1 and furthermore, its the thought that counts.And in conclusion, win some lose some.

[LifesTooShort52]

@StiickZ1 *tried*

[kickhacker]

@StiickZ1 Tried*

[QueenMJade89]

Yay luv jobrani!

[jakeo96]

most badass!

[StiickZ1]

Am i involved in this SHIT , Lmao.!

[lastwarrior2004]

first

[supercj476]

first?