Live Feed: Obama Attends The White House Maintenance Staff Annual Dinner

[Unguidedone]

how did i get from googlng nude wet teen girls under-age orgy to here? wheres the tits i feel cheated :(

[The1211deep]

Greg white is a comedian lol!

[vegetarian2000]

omg how can you not like this?! Hilarious.

[chasna]

do they use cgi?

[MrSafetymeeting]

How could they possibly get by with so few maintenance workers? Ridiculous

[FullMetalZ3]

does anyone else have closed caption beta enabled its hilarious even though half the time it doesnt make sense xD

[HorrorAngel666]

The maintenance staff should be the ones in control, sounds like they actually did something, no word of any robberies either.

[ExpertOfSound]

694 people who disliked this video were actually at the meeting footage used in this video.

[lukeroni]

lol to Robert111,  no way is he serious, funny

[Robert111]

These Democrates and Obamites are out of control! The Obama White House doesn't need that big staff and taxpayers SHOULD NOT be paying for those big fancy parties for the maintenance staff! Outrageous! We need fiscal minded conservatives in there that are God fearing and loved by God that haven't become liberalized by going to school or learning to hate God!

[barta13]

@Robert111 again; FAKE!

[Rahavin1]

@barta13 I cant believe he was being serious. Not everyone can type sarcasm well... this guy does sound like a retard, sure... but I cant believe that anyone can be that dumb. If so, lets just elect a Southern Methodist and be done with it.... oh, wait

[makeone1234]

@Robert111 your retarded NOOOOOO thay spent 1mil doller on the party mantence meating even if that whas real...wich its not. how much did the war in irak cost? $748,811,668,002 ya... and guess who falt it is that osama hade wepons so he cold invade othere contres guess WHO THE republicans and whas warong with liberalzashon? You make me sick

[Robert111]

@makeone1234 The war in Iraq was to secure FREEDOM for us. You'd be speaking Iraqi language now if we didn't spend that money on the Iraq war. PRESIDENT BUSH said that was a "crusade", a real Christian crusade - God supports that effort against evil. This Obamite party is outrageous! Liberals are always spending money like this on schools and scientific study of frogs and bridges to nowhere! We need to start listening and following God's commands again like GLEN BECK says. Follow GOD!!!

[Polokin]

@Robert111

You'd be speaking Iraqi language now if we didn't spend that money on the Iraq war.

I lol'd.

[makeone1234]

@Robert111 your kidding me HAHAHAHA Bushes father what did he do...hmm he gave sadam wepons and w8 your saying a cuntry with 30milion ppl with a BMP of 113,9 bilion vs U.S.As 300milin ppl and 12 955 bilion BMP OOOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGG what a cursader...till me your trolling:P

[yarloo]

@Robert111 You sound like a stereotypical cartoon character thats diesigned by someone who thinks all americans are stupid redneck christfags.

But your`re a real person and you seriously mean what you say.

Its mind boggling. No offence to the J dude.

Im just offending you.

[Robert111]

@yarloo You're just a marxist liberal that has been brainwashed with that there edjumacation communism. God Bless America and get these Obamites to stop spending our money! He ain't even an American citizen!

[ryukXsayu27]

@Robert111

What exactly do you have against Obama anyways? I'm curious.

[Robert111]

@ryukXsayu27 He is an overedjumacated liberal Marxist Muslim-type Kenyan that just wants to spend your money. We need a God-fearing man (or woman) in there that won't spend your money on these here parties like in this video. Just watch this video, it is proof enough for me.

[ryukXsayu27]

@Robert111 This video is not real though. Its a spoof of White House correspondents dinners made by the spoof news media "The Onion". There is no "maintenance stafff dinner." What in the world is "edjumacation?"

[Robert111]

@ryukXsayu27 Just keep your eye on the ball. We need a President that listens to God so that God can run this country in the right direction. Sarah Palin listens to GOD! She would never use YOUR tax dollars to pay for no maintenance staff dinner!

[ryukXsayu27]

@Robert111 I already told you, there was no maintenance staff dinner. He's just editted in there. See how he doesn't move.

[Robert111]

@ryukXsayu27 I seen the maintenance staff dinners and the bridges to nowhere and the buying out God's American companies and so on. Don't let that edjumacation brainwash you, son.

[HitlerSongs]

@Robert111

Is there any reason why you're trying to sound as uneducated as possible?

[shadow19831]

@Robert111 you had me there until you mentioned "Sarah Palin listens to God"

ROFL!

[WirlWind494]

@Robert111 I seriously hope you're joking...

[Robert111]

@WirlWind494 Just because I'm not paroting the liberal talking points you've been brainwashed with doesn't mean I joking. Let Jesus guide you and make the important decisions. It works for Sarah Palin, it should work for you. God bless.

[WirlWind494]

@Robert111 *sigh* Ok, lets all follow the giant man in the sky... Oh giant man, what would you have us do? Brainwash everyone else in the world into believing you're the almighty creator? Yes master, I'll do your bidding.

Someone call a psychiatrist, this crazy believes America should be let by another crazy hearing voices.

[ryb19100]

@Robert111 Why is it that every youtube thread leads to this? You're using the comments section on a comedy as your political/religous soapbox. Is there really no one in the real world who cares?

[Robert111]

@ryb19100 This thread is God's creation just like every other part of the "real world." The soon you accept that and the Lord Jesus Christ as your savior, the better off you will be son.

[Synergy9k]

@Robert111 Nobody wants your religious zealotry. Get off of the Internet or just don't comment. kthxbai.

[Robert111]

@Synergy9k You Godless anti-American zealots need to move down to Mexico where you belong. You have been brainwashed with your edjumacation and latte-sipping ways. You need to Leave this country to the people who love it who are the god-fearing folks like Sarah Palin!!!

[Synergy9k]

@Robert111 I thought you were serious up until "edjumacation." Good trolling, sir. :D

[Robert111]

@Synergy9k Thank you kindly, sir.

[tippo1449]

@Robert111 You are an inspiration to me and other trolls everywhere.

[Robert111]

@tippo1449 Thank you. I think youtube should have a formal "Excellence in Trolling" award that they hand out based on someone's channel comments. I've worked tirelessly to achieve the results I have today and will continue in my pursuit to create discontent, unrest, and arguments on youtube for many years to come. :)

[MurasakiYugata]

I thought the stuff about Glenn Nickles was in poor taste....

[TimThomason]

You can't help but to applaud when Coleman mentions the smooth transition into new protocols for coordined-off pedestrian areas during external window seasonal services

[apk1215]

Personally,I'd prefer that the custodians lead the nation.

[CJKpi]

Janeane Garofolo is an idiot!

The Onion deserves better than her!

[exussupremebeing]

lmfao!

[AcePilot2009]

Obama hopes to capture the janitorial vote because someone has to clean up his mess when he leaves the White House in 2012.

Of course the Republicans will contract-out the janitors to a group of illegal aliens taken from Arizona prison camps.

[futuramzic]

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[bartonstaleter]

Genius, LOL

[gagahput3ra]

LOL

[XjaredstubeX]

3killabytes

[rabidfish02]

...Where was Obama? lol.

[JangosSoulja]

@rabidfish02 He is sitting right next to the podium, 1st from the left, laughing his ass off.

[LordSch3tzer]

It's funny because this would never fucking happen...at least I think that's why...o.o"

[MegadethEternally]

#LOL

[BigBadWolfMama]

This was brilliant!

[Roachenator]

Mrs Choo died ? I didnt know that. Damn

[jasonlyleblack]

didn't find this one to be laugh out loud funny, but A+ for creativity! haha love the concept and the editing.

[xiberphim]

If I had a nickel for each time The Onion made me smile...

[GRNoam]

MILF!

[usedtohatecellphones]

Does anyone else think that first guy looks like Bruce Campbell?

[oogamo]

@usedtohatecellphones Wow, he does.

[robotpanda77]

At first I was like "hmm good idea, but its kind of bland." But then janeane garafalo comes out and I realized the I had been bamboozled.

[VirtuesPenumbra]

Central air? Fuck YES.

[someoldcliche]

As a custodian, I find this pretty funny.

[tomthefunky]

Now if those terrorists could do their business at events Janeane Garafalo appears at, I'd seriously rethink my opinion of them.

[MagickWord]

Wow I can't believe I sat through this whole thing...

[jayheadj420]

The Onion is like white bread...it's edible but not flavorful!

[Aaron2071]

simply brilliant... The Onion has made Parodies an art form. :D

[kronic2233]

if i was into asians id totally bang anita choo

[sundancekid122]

"The mole rat infestation of the west colony" rofl

[SaganTheGreat]

I loved the simplicity of this.

[iannagoski]

it's a Steve Martin joke from one of his old records, dragged out for a few minutes...

[papavalium]

Miss Chu....lmao

[UberVulf]

ok this was pretty funny compared the other stuff they did lately

[johnnythunders78]

"... Left a smudge Ted..." Hahaha

[jubulalau]

Beverly Choo!!!

[iannetta11]

Onion has done much better work than this.

[tetleydidley]

why the hell is this in onion?? this sounds like real news!??

[freedomsfart]

Typically brilliant Onion stuff.

[poontankk]

cools

[teague67]

yes, politics is that boring.

[theCamelCase]

Clever, subtle, and not as funny as the usual.

[NikkiIsChillin]

Genius.

[jazztrombone]

Hey! It's just like the Washington Correspondents' Dinner except the jokes are funnier.

[HeavyMetalNoize]

What the fuck are they talking about??? Damn, I love theonion.

[NikoProductionz]

u guys kinda lost me on this one lol bu i know its because im missing some kind of political pun...and if someone explains it to me ill prob. feel like a dumb ass for not noticing

[AngelaCaroleBrown]

Hilarious!

[dragade101]

3/5 rating.

[GegoXaren]

Unfunny thinsg are unfunny. rageface.jpg

[gallimead]

The names of the staff, are very very dry humoured!. I think The Onion, and all those who support it are on the same level as Punch, The Colbert Report, and aspects of HIGNFY. Yes..I'm British

[toby182]

looks real~ is this real?

[slopeslider90]

You ever notice how much guys like spring activated equipment?

'Give me a spring activated leaf rake!'

[lucasboden]

Was that really Janeane Garofalo or was it?

[cloudld]

haha, molerat infestation.

[LuminusX]

LoL, these comments make this video even LoL!

[jebbNholly]

Obscure reference> this video reminds me of Steve Martin's standup routine when he thought he was addressing a plumber's convention: the lawn supervisor out on a sprinkler maintenance job.

[mynameis214365]

is this real

[websnarf]

@mynameis214365: Would Janeane Garofalo be on here if it wasn't real?

[kittyprydekissme]

The mole rat infestation of the West collonade? That's the silliest joke in this, as mole rats live in Africa.

[cloudberry121]

This is almost like watching The Office. Fun.

[leestitzel]

WoW! Perfect satire.

[draussie]

This totally sucked donkeys balls.

[riptidesargh]

@draussie lol it was actually amazing if you understood it

[bigdoggzzz]

@riptidesargh I was lost the whole vid.

[draussie]

@draussie - yeah as amazing as your girlfriend when she did the splits and let me fuck her in the arse.

[LordExarKun]

@xanatose WORD.

[ridaderek]

wow... this was very produced very well

[badarts]

dear lord that is dark.

[hjonessanchez]

Wow it's actually Janeane Garofalo!!

[AsparaIn]

Onion are so epically epic.

[romieboy90]

Big Booty Bitches

[moonshadow1311]

@romieboy90 oh Ray :P

[romieboy90]

@moonshadow1311 who's Ray o_o

[ReadyAimFiyah]

@romieboy90 i got big booty bitches

[ninjakidxpxp]

how do they make these vids?

[1oct1]

It's either like or dislike, where's the middle answer.

* * that's it at best.

[asdfxyz1]

Where does the Onion get the funding to hire all these actors?

[MarcoBat16]

It's funny because it isn't!

[bull068]

Fail.

[Mauser91]

The thing I love about the Onion is that its so broad and so different each time. GJ

[moonshadow1311]

@Mauser91 Like....your mom....I'm sorry, just a joke. :)

[ryan50ryan]

Is it a custodian's dream to work at the white house? lol.

[blacksquirrel09]

Its amusing that people that don't 'enjoy' the video are the ones that are expecting LOL humor, and not the more subtle amusements that this piece by The Onion has to offer.

Reminds me of "Burn After Reading," where there is very little LOL humor but the entire movie, especially when thought about after the fact, can be extremely amusing/hilarious (once again, without being LOL).

[gredangeo]

@blacksquirrel09 Yeah, I know what you're saying, although Brad Pitt's dance bits in the car were hilarious. :)

[djrn]

@blacksquirrel09 i dunno... i laughed out loud at this and pretty much throughout burn after reading... i think the best part of the humor is simply that it is so inherently obvious. do you mean 'LOL' as in slapstick or...? how is it not LOL?!?

[blacksquirrel09]

@djrn I guess not as "Slapstick," but I was thinking along the lines of the humor that it all comes down to Linda wanting her surgeries. Or that's how it appears to me.

[tvandale21]

@blacksquirrel09 "The Office Space" would've been a better example.

[blacksquirrel09]

@tvandale21 I haven't seen it, haha, so I wouldn't know...:-/

[SixPantsMaloney]

@blacksquirrel09

I respect the fact you think they'll understand you're thoughtful and insightful comment. I wouldn't have had to patience to explain it.

They managed to absolutely nail the "tone" as well as satirize... it's brilliant unlike anything else I'm seeing.

[TheTechieKris]

@blacksquirrel09 I think it's because Onion usually provides that LOL humor.

[slumlord2007]

@blacksquirrel09

There is a fine line between humor and comedy, just like the fine line between being clever and stupid.

[blacksquirrel09]

@slumlord2007 I don't quit follow your analogy...

[slumlord2007]

@blacksquirrel09

It's a quote from "This is Spinal Tap". I thought it was apropos for a video from "The Onion".

[Traitorfish]

@slumlord2007 That... Doesn't make any sense.

[Traitorfish]

@slumlord2007 Wait, crap, Spinal Tap thing, never mind. My bad.

[pieguyfry22]

@blacksquirrel09 yeah they expect them to pull a hamster out of their ass and dance the cha-cha, and laugh like an easily amused baby.

[RandomPerson762]

I love this kind of humor. Woo Go Onion!

[mapleloaf67]

some of these comments are just radical garbage without being radical go onion

[Wasp16mm]

Onion why are you making fun of all the poor illegal immigrant$ who do all the job$ americans won't.

the onion is RACIST!

[recordingautist]

@Wasp16mm obvious troll is obvious

[d0ntr4p3m3]

I just went to Barnes & Noble yesterday. I found an Onion book with every single thing they've done since the 1980's lol

[Kni7es]

This is rather brilliant and surreal. I pity you poor fools who just can't see past your expectations of base humor.

[WrAth2110]

@Kni7es

This, this clip is funny (and intelligent): Type in "Family guy esoteric" into the search and hit the first video.

[drone8888]

People who don't get the Onion = Palin supporters

America is fucked, keep drinking your tap water.

Lol onion!

[finpank]

@drone8888 well, you said the word "lol" ...so i dunno buddy ,maybe you've been at the tap water yourself ?

[drivepro]

im gonna get me a spring activated subscription button.

[meloveanna]

i get it, doesn't make it funny

[GeneralThieu]

Already existing footage I'm pretty sure.

[drivepro]

@GeneralThieu this was broadcast in real time.

[Spotook]

i just dont get it....

[Pwn81]

This is so real! How does the onion do it!?! For a secound, when I wasn't listening, I thought I was waching some real meeting

[dgr812]

i don't get the jokes

[exenter2]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[tk339]

weak

[Lioneltristan]

Another one of those videos where i ask myself... How in the name of god did they do it? I mean... did they use already existing footage or did they actually gather hundreds of people in a room to film this?

[sootheater]

It's funny because their jokes are not funny at all and everyone is laughing. We just can't appreciate maintenance technobabble.

[earflakes]

When do I get to marry that lady who appears near the end of this video?

[lemonrind]

What's funny is that this video is actually more rational than the real white house dinners.

[MrDorkusMaximus]

Brilliant

[sanity122333]

I love the onion, yet this is not one of their better vids

[KennyofME]

Man, I want to be apart of that early morning Ideas/Writing session at The Onion!!! I'll bring the beer!!! You guys rule!!!

[Mineav]

This is real news. You can't fake this.

[iluvChocolate61]

@Mineav its fake news. and the onion can fake anything it wants

[tempemonkey2323]

Im waiting for the day that fox news uses onion material as fact...

[llamapi3]

@tempemonkey2323 Have fun being a tool drinking that liberal coolaid.

[Originalspark82V2]

@tempemonkey2323 keep waiting, pal, msnbc already does it, though

[AFMountaineer2000]

They should have gotten The Janitor to make a little speech

[GreenGold33]

haha "white house head electrician"

[neomp5]

@GreenGold33

diddn't lewinski hold that post?

[farmerdude5]

BIG BOOTY BITCHES!

[lefonceur26]

@farmerdude5 LOL, I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES.

[squidb8]

For a good minute I actually thought this was real. I was thinking how much passion these people these people must have in their job, then I looked down in the corner and saw the Onion symbol.

But there was one thing that was kind of true, a White House Maintenance staff dinner would be the only place where Janeane Garafalo would be funny.

Good Job guys.

[Shalek]

@squidb8 Got me too.