Zombieland Rule # 12 - Bounty Paper Towels

[livedandletdie]

Rule 34...

[iliketha]

@funnyguy221cp would be? so innocent.....

[DATINE101]

well i cant wait till the movie cums

[messycumshot]

butt mud thts wrong

[Multi9124]

God Jesse is so freaking adorable.

[jakeman4489]

did he say butt mud

[killersquad670]

@jakeman4489 Shit, basically.

[Razzle162]

23 people prefer Brawny over Bounty.

[GamePlayUK]

this movie is just one big advertisment for bounty, twinkies etc

[bbgunmaster100]

if u go to 0:27 u look at Tallahassee's left eye he has a lazy eye

[timtuber52]

awesome fuckin movie a sequel would be the shit

[KingOfHalla]

Been two years.. gimme a sequel.

[wildwindsca]

the whoooole mucous famly. LOL 

[TL5X5]

press 5 , 5 , 1 We will rock you beat

[Kboman]

this was the funniest movie of 2009.

[TheWaluigiman1]

I like Cupcakes

[TheBubba92]

keep pressing three to see Columbus petting the paper towels

[trixzzor1337]

keep pressing 4

[nickcarter10001]

yea i had some general leakage....it wasnt good

[smiles57100]

Tallahasse: ladies used to call me the quicker picker upper ;)

LOL

[CodenameBFG]

Just out of curiosity did anyone else's ears perk up at the work cupcakes?

[19ACE93]

@CodenameBFG

Hehe, yep. Mine did! ^_^ Not sure if for the same reason, though. Now I have a song stuck in my head...

[ashyoko]

i want zombieland 2

[Tommy0145]

Best humoristic zombie movie in my opinion :D

[rsk8abletv]

@Tommy0145 Shaun of the Dead kicks Zombieland's ass.

[SaraxPandaxBara]

@TwoPluzTwo me thinks that you just used me thinks to say you were thinking that i say im thinking in a silly way....

[LimitlessAeon619]

"Ladies used to call me the quicker picker upper.." rofl he's a genius

[amberbrown1192]

if i have zombie i rother drass them up a girl if it boy zombie frist i rother tie them up and them neal them to ground and then drass them as girl and lip stuff lol XD and name is lollypop or honey bee lol XD

[AthyNa100]

guys im pretty sure dirt is the least of your problems in zombieland.

[27tallahassee]

AMO A WODY ES EL MEJOR!!!

[SaraxPandaxBara]

@TallBoyBlue me thinks you are right

[brandon45098]

hold down 1



[MrPlaylistManiiac]

Drrr keep pressing 5

[TheWarCaptain]

butt mud...

[wheelmanstan]

mud butt, bubble gut, sliding into home and you feel something foam diarrhea.

[spinosaurs6]

hold 7 for epic flash scene

[ilovebigtimerush111]

they need to come out with a zombieland 2! that would be EPICNESS!!

[TheNinjamaster2012]

@ilovebigtimerush111 they are coming out with a 2nd one

[MrPSPDaniel]

hold 2 :D

[WuffMC]

BAZINGA

[ligtnotel]

PUT FUCKING SUBTITLES!!!!!!!!

[wisteriloveable]

-starts to pack emergency kit-

swiss army knife, food, funs, ammo, bounty paper towels.

"paper towels? really?"

"yeah!! to wipe away the buttmud!!"

[MrInsanity25]

@wisteriloveable You forgetting the Twinkies, the skillet, the bowling ball, and the list of rules.

[wisteriloveable]

@MrInsanity25 lol i would NEED a list of rules to keep up with all of them!!

[MrInsanity25]

@wisteriloveable Yes.^^

[sanjmister]

hit 4 over and over for a badman beat ya get me!

[nwojunkie]

the chick at :33 is hot.

[Henk288]

keep pressing 9

[ThePeterbilt1979]

whats butt mud??

[pbcarnage]

@ThePeterbilt1979 shit

[THEchadlight182]

@ThePeterbilt1979 PLEASE tell me your being sarcastic or funny or something...!(:

[DjQuitex]

press 6 .. do i hear him say "BED" ? :D

[MoonSpider14]

@DjQuitex no, I think he said flem

[mizzery2u]

did i just hear.... butt mud?

[Nr1Karim]

00:29 fucking funny eyes xD, tumbs up :)

[ichigojunior]

@Nr1Karim 1 lookin @ the camera the other @ the director

[getawayfrommycookies]

is this a swifer add or a bounty add?

[TriggerHappy838]

0:05 boomer!

[dogongood]

@funnyguy221cp It happens to the best of us.

[Anameleth13]

Ladies used to call me "the quicker picker upper" lol

[dogongood]

@funnyguy221cp bounty isn't toilet paper..... :|

[fishermen091]

18 people are zombies!

[thejtd21]

Tallahassee Florida best fuckin place on earth its where i live and its named after the most badass person evr yours trully Tallahassee

[crazyairsoftpaitball]

so funny

[nachoguy5]

Zombieland rules

[marine626typR]

@nachoguy5 that has 2 meanings

[nachoguy5]

@marine626typR Yes, I know

[megaoptamas759]

buest way to survive zombie invsion: get all ur friends and each have mimimum of 5 ak-47's why? because they are lightwieght easy to shoot and take a while to reload (thats why u get mim of 5!)

[HelloMottoTaiKamu93]

if that nerdy guy was next to me in zombieland.then i would probably kill him cuz he would piss me of.

[naganofan1]

The Quilted Quicker Picker Upper Bounty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheHalomaster619]

tallahassee should of sayed ass mudd or shit mudd

[elleperfecto]

HAHA AWWWW, JESSE! LOL

[MegaSuperboy99]

i love this movie it's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[strawburry17rocks]

I LOVE U GUYS I HAVE THE MOVIE IN BLU-RAY AND I ALWAYS WATCH IT!!!!! LUV U GUYS!!!!

[thatkid51]

BEST MOVIE EVER!! and kids dont let your parents tell you video games and zombie movies arent educational cuz well they are. theres this saying alot of people have; "those who play video games, will survive." read up on zombies study every physicalaspect of every zombie and you will survive my young friends.

[BHNZsam]

@thatkid51

hahahaha too true, years of resident evil and seeing the transformation of slow to sprinting 28 days later zombies has made me a zombie tactician

[MyNameIsAwes0me]

PLZ make Zombieland a series the movie could be the trailor it would be awesome.

"bump for the networks to pick this up"

[moorey94]

@MyNameIsAwes0me Check out 'The Walking Dead'

[Kneehouse100]

@MyNameIsAwes0me they're making 7 more!

[mcownagedapwnage]

@MyNameIsAwes0me

LOL the whole movie is a trailor? -.-

[awesomedestroyers]

@MyNameIsAwes0me It was planned to be a t.v. series but CBS didn't want it.... those bastards.

[Azzameen99AZ]

@MyNameIsAwes0me

That's what they had in mind at first. A weekly series with the movie up to the end of the super market scene as cliff hanger after the pilot.

Hence the "Zombie Kill of the Week" award they keep mentioning.

But better a great movie you'd like to see more of than a series with a good start, and gradual degrading to third class BS.

[Darcykat1]

That movie was on starz last night and I watched it! One word - ilmfaouigrsasmp

That means I laughed my f****** a** off until I got really scared and sh** my pants

[IBrakeForBananas]

It's 'PLENTY'

[Mr510Funman]

Quicker picker upper Bounty :D

[whohie]

Oh shit, they don't sell Bounty in Sweden. When the zombie apocalypse comes I'm screweded @.@

[AIRMAN1479]

@whohie but you can get a swiss army knife :)

[dillonroberts567]

ahaha butt mudd

[poochew]

wtf.. zuckerberg...

[iluvcorn222]

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[hockeygirllovesjesus]

....I think I just lost a couple of brain cells just watching this video...hilarious...butt <-haha...really dumb.

[just1it1moko]

is that zombie at the beginning a boomer?

[theamazingtoot]

IT'S HAVING MUD BUTT!!! Dave Chappelle's show had this first!!!

[05awells]

wat the butt mudd??

[MrGamerman111]

Thought it said Bounty Raper Towels ._.

[housemastah]

what about zombieland rule # 34?

[TheFamine123]

@housemastah Witches?

[kkc0161]

tallahassee: "butt mudd."

me: "butt mudd?"

mom: "butt mudd?"

me: "butt mudd."

mom: "butt mudd..that's disgusting"

[BurntWingedAngel91]

@kkc0161 roflmao

[TheIronicBanana]

@kkc0161 the fuck are you watching thiss with for tard hole?

[armorhide406]

@kkc0161 mud

[thenegev77]

@kkc0161 paper towels?

[shamarable]

ladiez call me the quicker picker upper :)

[TimmyTheNerd]

@ihound4gs

^_^ I got good news for you, they are making a Zombieland 2. It'll stare the same people as the first movie, so we get to see the frightening foursome again. It's set to release sometime next year.

[BlademasterJale]

@TimmyTheNerd You just made my day.

[TimmyTheNerd]

@BlademasterJale

Yeah, I made a small mistake though. The SCRIPT will be done sometime early next year, so the movie will be out late 2011 or early 2012.

[MrLolomatic]

I hate zombie films BUT this film was really great

[SpartanG77]

Butt Mudd xD! Tallahasse FTW

[bizzareo456]

omg this movie is funny!!!!!!

[NEVERSHOUTBRIT]

brain blood vomit puss spit phlegm, the whole mucus family.. did i mention butt mudd..

[Mikeinthebox38]

buffalo ass jizz

[Xirnefer]

Are these extra videos on the DVD?

[AlahsFavoritTerorist]

@Xirnefer yes

[Xirnefer]

@AlahsFavoritTerorist Thanks the answer. :) So I have to buy it as soon as it available.

[MrSuperKingofkings]

16 people dont use bounty

[iBringTheRain24]

@alleisonline it was a boomer from beginging to end!!

[Paplefication]

16 people got hit by Butt Mud.

[WafflitoTheWaffle]

he's too cute lol

[haydenrice3000]

they should do a dead rising and dead rising 2 movies (they are zombie games)!!

[gertjevis]

Brain, blood, vomit, puss, spit and uuhm did i say butt mudd? snot, bail xD Genius!!!

[youresooookewlll]

hes like some cockblocking robot developed in secret fucking government facility

[naenaebin]

did i say butt mudd??

[silentbl00d]

the whole mucus family lmao!

[alleisonline]

it was a boomer in the beginning

[EducationBrainpop]

Am I the only one who thinks its ironic that the viewer is from tallahse flordia and tallahasese is going to flordia?

[Kaydr3n]

@EducationBrainpop he wrote it..

[ANNIQUEthatsRiGhT]

@EducationBrainpop its explained in the movie... they're names are their destination so they don't need to know each others real names.

[TheSUFR]

@EducationBrainpop dum ass it was tallahassee who wrote it

[ryanc0]

So what happens if a Zombie sneezes on you?

[az091575]

@ryanc0 tissues, gotta love em.

[VampireFreakKe]

@ryanc0 Then you get infected and yer screwed

[DjDefero]

no he;s right on this one, brain, blood, vomit, pus, spit, flem... the whole mucus family... did i say uh butt mud... snot, vile... LMFAO

[waynescott1016]

@DjDefero

good one retard you just repeated what we all just watched

[DjDefero]

@waynescott1016 good one jagoff, you pointed out that what i said, is what we all just watched

[MaiTmaiful]

fake and gay

[blanbproductionshd]

they need these guys in left for dead 3 who else agrees

[DFFragenstein]

@blanbproductionshd Don't steal comments from other videos noob.

[waynescott1016]

@blanbproductionshd

Retard kid

[blanbproductionshd]

@waynescott1016 you say this why?

[cheeseburgers1337]

13 people are zombies

[Hogwashands]

just general leakage lol...

[Razorblade424]

boo product placement, can i get a thumbs up?

[lippskiid]

did I just watch a Bounty add?

[jerkingithard]

@lippskiid I think you mean ad.

[aweomae]

12 people are zombies

[willmays3]

I wonder what butt mud would taste like? >_<

[demonjack123]

@willmays3 take a shit then eat it. That's butt mudd.

[willmays3]

@demonjack123 Thank you so much! I'm never doing THAT again.

[demonjack123]

@willmays3 Lol?

[tommycore]

@willmays3 ...Shit probably!! haha

[AlucardHellsing97]

"Ladies used to call me the quicker picker upper."

Same here! XD

[icecoldsoldier]

I can't wait for the sequel either

[strongmanb]

Yeah, I can't wait for the sequel



[wylanernstrocks]

jesse reminds me of michael cera

[WoWhacker64]

@wylanernstrocks you, me, and the rest of people who have a good sense of movies

[OnslaughtOverture]

@wylanernstrocks i agree he does

[limpbizkitfan97]

@ R2rgangstaFC and skillit6789... both of u stfu bc ur both idiots. cmon do u relize how stoopid u sound? btw gangstaFC YOU started it and for no good danm reason but seriouslly... both of u shut up!!!!!!

[VideoInvalid]

I was waiting for Tallahassee to say "semen" the whole time.

[WoWhacker64]

@VideoInvalid same

[209DLOC]

THE OLDER SISTER IS HOT AND SEXY

[480alexa480]

great movie and excited about number 2 : )

[letspretend22]

Hahaha. Butt mud.

[Daedra24164]

i want that damn jacket!

[bshawn41]

"the ladies used to call me the quicker picker upper" lmao

[skillet6789]

Can't wait until 2011, (Zombieland 2)

[R2rGangstaFC]

@skillet6789 fuck you

[skillet6789]

@R2rGangstaFC Why? Moron, I haven't done shit to you.

[R2rGangstaFC]

@skillet6789 HA! now you called me a moron, so fuck you twice

[skillet6789]

@R2rGangstaFC Fuck off, I haven't done shit to you.

[VampireFreakKe]

@R2rGangstaFC Fuck ye 3 times!

[AnimationStationS]

This is just an advertisement for bounty toilet paper. =3

[JABIL0P]

Did I mention butt fudge?

[ShredderOMG90]

@JABIL0P How the hell did you hear butt fudge

[IMR702I]

Lmfao Butt mud xD

[whatsupbato]

Just saying but since Dead Rising 2 is going to be online they should have a zombie kill of the week award...I think that would be pretty awesome and see how creative people can get :)

[Jimpiedepimpie]

@whatsupbato When the kill would be achievable for zombies it would be easy./

Game nerd.

Teabagging a dead zombie

Zombie wakes up. And bites him in the dick.

[PUSPUSinthaBUSHBUSH]

Product placement

[ladyspeedstick911]

"The ladies use to call me the quicker picker upper" ROTFL:]

[NinjaBunnyPro]

god, my bf & his mom took me & my mom 2 see zombieland & me & my bf laughed all the way thru the movie. our moms thought it was scary. XD it is a little scary, but all the rules & kill of the week, bill murray, & Tallahassee's quest 2 get the last few twinkies left, its pretty hilarious