Call of Duty: Black Ops: 8th Grade Troubles: 2 Bucks Life Story (BO Gameplay/Commentary)

[mrbuxton2010]

weres the second 1



[christhecreeper]

it is not even funny how many people get iss or in school suspention. some people try to get in it so they can get caught up on math and stuff

[Calsaur]

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[AvatarAddict911]

the book hit the roof.....of the ceiling.....of the room

[tansley09]

In 8th Grade this girl in my classs called lucy somehow managed to get a didlo and in class everytime the teacher turned round she pretended to shove it up her ass

[KaPTinKLuTcH]

2bucks ya fuckin pussy. Lol Im the same way.

[xBunniesxX]

Our school has four floors, and each floor has an assistant principal and we happened to get one of the hottest chicks. She's white and she's always sweet to everyone, and her ass!!! It's just so delicious... Every dude checks her out and she knows it so shes alway dressing up in tight pants and stuff like that. Her ass is just wow... Look up Katie Hedrich on google or something and your bound to find something about her

[TheOne607]

"I was drinking pink lemonade. that shit is delicious dont judge" xD

[ladooguy22]

black ops + 2buck's life stories = entertainment for hours

[ivilove1995]

Do You have any advice for grade 9 french???

[IntaCrock]

I punched a guy in the face in the 8th grade, got a mark for that.

[109revolver]

1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8.9..10..­12..13..14..15

[Cdney03]

@109revolver u missed 11

[mastersword131]

I got iss for talking to a teacher

Bullshit and iss for watching some else get In trouble cuz I'm Mexican ( racist teacher) and happen to be there

[gamedominater412]

Does anyone know the link to part 2?

[lay235]

In 7th grade i got in trouble for yelling penis in class, We were playing the Penis game d:

[xiaoivan1]

press 6:14 every 2 seconds...thumbs up

[benched4lyfe]

in grade 7 we had a form due on monday and it was lunch so the teacher want there (and she was a real slacker) but after someone announced on the teachers microphone that it was due on monday, Camille, this dumbass blonde decides to yell in the mic ON MONDAY! and she throwns the mic down and there happened to be a bucket of water below and shes like ohhh sheeeittt and walks away then 2 seconds later she walks back and picks it up and tries to talk in it. FUNNY SHIT WHEN IT HAPPENED

[goofygroova16]

im in 10th grade n i find middle schoolers to be annoying faggots (no offense to any middle schoolers)

[coolbeans9271]

Ur school kicks ass

[Pokamon21]

3:20 Pyro Booby!!!

[jason12296]

@Pokamon21 Omg Peter Chao???????????

[Pokamon21]

@jason12296 I think so!

[electric5200]

didnt u tell this life story on a halo reach video?

[thestarsnipr]

lov your life storys bro. lol

[whyshouldi72]

mari-ju-wana =D

[teamjacob1ish]

Nice emblem. 3 stars for grabbing the enfield. Sorry

[Darkside780]

I can't play this game online, too much lag, atleast for me. And the good old CoD "I shoot first with my AK47, you shoot 2 seconds later with a pistol, and you win" bullshit. Now, I have the worst internet provider out there (AT&T) so is it just my internet, or has anyone else found this game laggy as hell? >_>

[gmanuber]

@Darkside780 i feel your pain att make you pay shitloads of bricks yet there internets shit

[bubbie10]

a guy knocked my binder down so i punched him in the face over and over and when i was told i got in school suspention i said awwww shiet!! well it was more like ...fuck

[nippletit101]

dude im in 8th grade and ive got in school suspension for wearing a belt and i got suspende d for three days for saying waz up

[mr644252]

@peraccidens01 stop talking about your channels its retarded!!!!!!!!

every one hates!!!

[ds12z]

In 7th Grade, I took a test and got a B.

[chadakin64]

yeah in elementary school I had an assistant priciple like that.......she retired my last year there xD

[kardklubkid]

In my school council, we have guitar hero battles and school amazing races. Im serious.

[B1gT22]

in 8th grade, my friend forgot his costume for our cabaret night skit. so he calls his mom as the bell rings. one of my other friends keeps telling him to get off but the won't. then the teacher walked up and tapped him on the should and he kicked her thinking it was my other friend. he then realized who he kicked and almost shat himself.but in the end she forgave him and gave his phone back

[ZachNintendo]

in 8th grade i got in huge trouble for high fiving in the hallway

[Tachot123]

where the fuck is the 2nd part?

[xXCodxBlackxOpsXx]

Can't you just imagine an 8th grade chine kid trying to open a locker cussing?

[SnipeForCookies]

lol i remember in gr 7 in foods we made penis pretzels even though the teacher said not to. it was win.

[PITAxBEAST]

a frim in 8th grade and a friend of mine made a dildo in art out of clay and the art teacher made him go to the principles office and the principals went and looked at it and they started cracking up

[funtastic2000]

in 8th grade i got in trouble for teabaggin and it was on the news -_-

dont believe me ---> watch?v=qxK0ejqH8kQ

[Truckguy74391]

@funtastic2000 Ha HA AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA thats hilarious!!!!!

[benched4lyfe]

@funtastic2000 holy shit

[proplayer815]

@funtastic2000 lol did you do that

[funtastic2000]

@proplayer815 yea

[emretje12]

@proplayer815 do you actually know what teabag is?

[E73blackops1]

@funtastic2000 i teebaged a girl once it ended up with her fist on my balls

[Jtlewiss]

Game from the bus commentary?

[gears97]

OHHH SHIT HE SAID MY NAME AT 2:12

[pokemondrinksbeer]

@gears97 ur name is alec?

[pokemondrinksbeer]

@gears97 ur name is alec? i kno sum1 named alec

[laxplayaaa]

Schools all about drugs and boozin. And im just ok with that! Smoke weed daily

[LtHabaneroDog]

Click 4:21 over and over again its funny

[Bl1ndarknes]

the commentaries i like best are 2bucks's life stories

[firelord9000]

2Bucks is the best!!

[ajfreshkid]

What gun are you using at 1:12

[B1gT22]

@ajfreshkid the enfield

[TheNickrox99]

We have a assistant pricipal whose shaped like a ball, hes really fat. So anyway he was bitching at my buddy for something and a threw a gatorade at him and he got really pissed off. but i think he really got pissed off because it looked like he peed in his pants.

[CoCo4CoCoPuFFz]

I GOT OSS IN 5TH GRADE FOR BRINGING A GREEN SEE THROUGH OBVIOUSLY FAKE WATER GUN TO SCHOOL CUZ MY FRIEND LEFT IT AT MY HOUSE AND I WAS GIVING IT TOO HIM ALSO DID HE UPLOAD PART2 YET AND I NEED LINK

[derito123222]

LOL you should see middle school now... it's all drugs and alchohol

[Slickmatic]

I got ISS for a cheating on a high school reading placement test with my friend. lol

[silverdestroyer123]

my friends and i were joking around and my friend stabbed my other friend in the chest and he was dying and my new assistant principal laughed.... lol jk

[coolmanben99]

When you said my friend had a buch of binders the popular thing to do is and I thought you where going to say is to help people out haha lol :P

[MrWafflehouse99]

Dragovich...Stiener...Beiber..­­.ALL MUST DIE

[Wubzy100]

in class I once sucked a di...... infact nevermind

[Zach112297]

haha, punted his binder!! im doing that at school tomorrow! (i'm in 8th)

[xTristen]

2 bucks copied this commentary from one of his Reach videos, then put it over Cod lol

[Backopsgod]

o shit

[Zorhon]

In my school you get an In School SUspendion for Insordorbornation o slaughter tht word but in other words not listening i guess thats wporse then vandalism thats a after school :P

[kap2z]

"that principal is a fucking dumb ass" and some fucking how within the 2 seconds that I said that, the principal managed to walk back to where we were down the hall for whatever reason and heard me, so he grabbed me by my shoulders which scared the shit out of me so I turned around and nailed him in the face. Everything else went down hill from there lol

[kap2z]

Lol in middle school we had a dick principal who would get on your ass for everything, so anyways I was walking with my friend to class and my friend was joking around and slightly shoved another friend of mine infront of a locker that was literally like 2 inches away from him and the principal got pissed off and yelled "DO NOT HIT PEOPLE!" which was retarded seeing as how he barely touched him, but anyways the principal walked back to his office and I turned around to my friend and said

[LILDEVILpunk]

how did you get on machinima???

[Tigemite]

@LILDEVILpunk machinima contacted him and offered.

[tech4lifeproductions]

6:15 OH SHAAYT!

[SkullNBones19]

Is 2bucks asian?>

[tech4lifeproductions]

@SkullNBones19 ya

[SuphaHamster]

lolz in 7th grade spanish this girl in my class drew a dick on the board while the teacher was talking but my teacher didn't notice. She kept putting her hand on the dick trying to explain somthing in spanish.

[MrDavidtron7]

@SuphaHamster hahaha thatsfunny, that happened in my school

[theweirdguy99]

@SuphaHamster lol i thought that when u said drew it on the board, u said "grew it" instead of drew it on the boardlol. and would ur teacher think that something was wrong when u guys were laughing?????

[iSnipeMidgets]

Yesterday I had p.e. for the first time this year. I wasn't sure what I was doing until I got to the gym . There, to my surprise I discovered about 25 girls, a female teacher and some rhythmic music playing. It turns out that I signed up for STEP 6 months ago and now 25 girls think im gay and that I have a bad sense of rhythm >.< fml

[Robbie43Walker]

mate this is a fucking legend serious keep it up

[zachjohannes1]

Put lead in my language teachers soda can. She drank it. LuL

[traxanasify]

yeah my PE teacher is fucking getting on my nerves im gonna punch him

[CaptainBarbaros92]

that guy sounds like a real dick.(the assistant princibal)

[GORILAGROW3R281]

man i was a horrible kid, half my school year was spent in ISS.

[fightnight217]

private school by any chance?

[xR34P3rr]

i thought good gamers like you have no life..

[kungfudragon99]

@xR34P3rr you thought wrong.

[COMBATINFERN0]

A binder is (for anyone that doesn't know) is a three ringed case that opens and closes that you put your paper work in

[VicMcMuffin]

@COMBATINFERN0 thank you sir but im not stupid

[ThatBasmo]

i didnt really get into trouble for this but it made the whole class laugh, it was 6th grade, around 2000 maybe 1999 and we were watching this video about how babies were made, and the hottest chick was sitting behind me, and my best friend at the time was behind her, i turned around and said to her "dang melissa i didnt know you were soo compicated" for some reason my friend laughed so hard everyone couldnt resist.. lol?

[kolfanboy]

lol i beat up this kid who desevred it cuz he was being a dick and bullying freshmen and a teacher saw it and told me to beat him up after school

[Kjlotsofnumbers]

I also got ISS in 8th grade for prank calling a hot teacher actual cellphone lol.

[Tigemite]

wait whats a binder? I'm aussie and our schools are shit different to america so I have no clue what hes talkin about haha

[OMFGITZCODEISME]

@Tigemite its like a folder, keeps books with those holes in the sides of them in one big cover sort of thing. you could go to Big W and get one for <$2

[Xboxwizard69]

I have just been slacking off everywhere with my penis

[funsizedmigit]

i hate school but i try in it and i make decent enough A's and B's and i too r a smart alleck and alot of my teachers hate me lol

[chikiny007]

When I was in drama one time we had a substitute and when she was right next to me one of my friends said "Hey did you know it's illegal to be homosexual in China" so I was like "Yea dude, the only reason I go to that shit hole of a country it to kill faggots!" She laughed, homophobic racist bitch.

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[MegaGangsta4life]

im in 8th grade XD wen we were in the comp lab i logged onto my friends skool account and i put "dick suckin faggot" where his name was supposed to be xD he punched me in stomach the second he found out xD but it was so fuckin worth it

[XILycanthropyIX]

The Call of Duty®: Black Ops First Strike downloadable content pack will launch worldwide, first on Xbox LIVE® February 1, 2011. The content pack will feature four new multiplayer maps, including Berlin Wall, Discovery, Stadium and Kowloon, and a new Zombie map called Ascension

[goromier]

17 people are cunts

[lope306]

Great story haha

[UnchainedPsych0]

"I was just slacking off everywhere."

[MrMilesmert]

i fukin hate school, im skipping it right now haahaa

[hosfordryan]

what gun was that?

[ThrowingSnife]

17 people never went to school

[Fr3klez]

Unlucky much

[xteb65]

Chorus class?

[MG744ELITE]

i swear i've heard this story before hmmmmmm.........

[trent1097sfriend]

I was in student counsil in 6th grade, and at the end of the year i found out they had like 10 secret meetings without me lol

[JeffyPDiddy]

in 8th grade in spainish class i wrote dildo on the whiteboard, the vice principal lauughed at me

[Elfisty7]

@JeffyPDiddy Lol, a dude in Math, a dude (who seriously needs a life) wrote that the Principal was a dickhead! hahaha he totally got detension!(Detention? i dunno how it's spelled, im danish)

[videofreakmanic123]

@JeffyPDiddy wow he is the best fucking principal ever

[leech8989]

2bucks wants his dogs ba..... Oh wait.... Nevermind

[yourmaker123]

LOL "hard ass kind of guy" so his ass is hard?

[alchris23]

I've had an in school sespension before for bringing alkezeltser to school not realizing it could be used as drugs and got blamed for taking them as drugs

[GrimzGB]

A bear ate the cheese not me. No no. Not me.

[xXBabyFaceAssassinX1]

my freshman yr i broke my foot 1 morning but still had 2 go to school cuz my parents were fucktards abt skipping school, so i limp in to my first period which is workouts, it was lower body day of course so i couldn't do anything, he kicked my off the baseball team because i refused to do the workout... the very next day he dropped a 55 pound dumbbell and crushed his foot... the last thing i ever said to him was karma is such a bitch

[spidermankilla]

15 dislikes

$20 10 of them were from the skype chat today

(Im joosebawkz, from the minecraft server btw.)

[Icepwned]

Someone put a condom on the door knob and knocked. Teachers were looking everywhere for him. Funniest thing I've ever seen.

[xXDellArtXx]

in 7th grade i put my friend in a head lock an got in trouble for "choking'' him... this teacher also yelled at some kid for killing a bug in class... so no one liked her cos she smelt like soy milk and had a mustache lol

[xTheEMOpanda]

@dystopiancloud Cool story, bro.

[jason4192]

@fusionlegend6 learn to read when he switches guns idiot.

[fusionlegend6]

what gun is that?

[AJBenoughsaid]

2 bucks called, he wants his--.... oh wait.

[Skulldior2885]

I know I'm a smartalec because my name is Alec and I find myself to be quite intelligent. :)

[lammaking333]

Ive been sent to alternative school in the 5, 7, and 11th grade for fighting. Haterz gonna hate.

[faceblaster3]

I got suspended from my 3rd grade class for walking backwards trying to avoid a fight

[dystopiancloud]

I slapped my history high school teacher's ass in class and got a detention. She called me one day to her office at the end of the year...it was a day where there was no one there. She started stroking my cock and I ended up fucking her on the table lol. We had to clean up quickly though cuz she shared the entire office with a couple of other ppl in the history department. She had just divorced a faggot so she wanted a good fucking and I gave it to her...she was a bomb too.

[xVeNoMPhAnToMx]

My Final Junior High Year was last year and it was 8th grade. 6th was the end if middle school.

[xkdblinfinity]

i got suspension for calling a teacher by their first name

[DEMONSL4YER1]

damn, thats some really bad luck

[legomyfego]

So this isn't 2 Bucks from F@G?

[Isaidhi7]

@legomyfego No it is

[sctens]

in fifth grade i asked a girl if she had a penis and i got two days of oss. but the funny part is she said she did have a penis lol

[stonewallidiot2]

Please do more life stories gameplay + commentary next to seananners +. Hutch Ur the Best

[zZtrafficZz]

what is up with people and posting comments about how i have my cheek on my left hand

[StoshCo]

WTF HAPPENED TO YOU, 2BUCKS? you aren't funny anymore :[

[CodOps247]

@StoshCo

Looked at the likes:dislikes recently?

[CoeCoema7]

I went to your school and u didn't do none of this shit...

[H3cTicInc]

@CoeCoema7 ur funny

[Retzerr41]

@MrStudmuffin62 how the fuck did u know?

[hijacob30]

omg i did the same thing with my best friend and i got in trouble :(

[DylanOnDeck]

@MrStudmuffin62 Omg you get me now.

[lperk96]

PINK LEMONADE!!!!!

[XxGetXOwNedXx]

@MrStudmuffin62 thumbs up if u had ur hands on ur balls.

[JOJOPOTATOE77]

@MrStudmuffin62 haha did u get that from me ? or another highest rated comment with the exact same comment?

[mikey617315]

Didnt 2bucks tell this story on a halo reach gameplay?

[amazing0187]

Where did you go to school?

[thehuntman222]

i love how people are telling there life storys on black ops its funny as hell

[AceFuzion]

LOL at 6:15

[mageyboy2000]

plz answer this question, how can there be over one thousand likes yet only 311 views?

[bootybountyhunter]

My assistant principal got shot and killed 2 days ago in the shooting at Millard south in Omaha Nebraska.... Today was going to be her 59th birthday and we had a huge thing setup for it.