THE SEAMSTRESS

[1stSuperChannel]

That was great! I loved it..5 stars!!

[lilbits]

Always wonderful. You're amazing. Blessed Be

[Perroquet51]

LOL! Lisa, home repairs take time and practice. Be patient with your mom. Looks like she's almost got it.

This never showed up on my front page. I'm glad I saw it as a response to Pop's video.

[urbania70]

Hahaaaaa nice one! Happy Halloween dear Lisa!

[dholt777]

Great job, I really liked this.

[desertjournalonline]

If she cut off her head, she'd be in deep trouble, huh?

[Jagamp]

I would love to know where you get your props from, that was very real looking hahaha

Another classic Lisa video LOL :)

5*****

[cooksterz]

i suppose the butterfly, would help get some of those nerves back in working order! HA - great film and loved the titleing with the T!! OO the seamstress prolly has a whole basement of "skins" to sew!! haha Happy Halloween

[ScalerWave]

Heh Heh ...she'll need more than stitches I think.

Great Job !

[desertrose1972]

awesome 5 *

[joliroi]

very good one lisa ;-)

[baldyholly79]

Now thats gotta hurt in the morning lol. Great stuff!!!

[fehquig]

Beautifully gross... Love it!

[fiwaszewski]

Hahahahahahha that was CLASSIC!!! No one makes horror vids like you!!

LOVE IT!!

5STARZ

Forresturiah

[TheEvilDeathBaby]

I love your style! You are genius!

1rude Ape

[anden4fr]

seems like armless fun to me !!!!

[lazmalt]

That was Great ! LOL

My compliments to you and to your mother :)

[LaineArt]

Great twist Lisa! Butterfly stitch will mend it fine!

[GreatGig1]

hahaha! Good one! I thought she was going to say something to piss you off and you were going to sew her lips together...lol Of course your idea was much better! :-) BRAVA to you and mom!! *applause*

[Fringe111]

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa That was great

[NiteBlogger]

Geez, my mom is the same way!

What yea gonna do? LOL

[DawndeeDALLAS]

EEEEKKKKKKKK!!!

[elviradark6]

err Lisa, i got a..ummm couple of toes i accidentally cut off while trimming my toe nails, couldnt find my glasses!! hehheh..

you rock girl!! now go a stitch will ya!! LOL

[ezseeker]

Goodness, why didn't she use a bandaid?

Brrrr, great video, but how I am supposed to sleep tonight?

Easy

[effects69]

o-O

[alexandraxxxxxx]

hehe she looks armless !!! great vid ...smiling /;0) xx

[TheCharleycat]

delisa you scare me lol

[DelisaProductions]

I've got some extra thread, do you have any parts hanging off that need to be sewn?

[TheCharleycat]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!

*runs away* *hide* behind a a daffodil

[Drogoempedocles]

Sick DElisa, sick. heh *****

[DelisaProductions]

HA HA!!!.....yes, I am.

Poor Momma!

[GoryStories]

Less talk and more stitching! Your poor mother, alkways getting in trouble! LOL! Five digets and a bloody stump for this ghastly lil' tale!

[DiegoDCvids]

awesome Lisa

Happy Halloween!!

[DelisaProductions]

Thank you!!

Happy Halloween right back at you!

Oops, Mom's calling in.

Oh Lordy, she just cut off her leg.

Gotta go..........

[2814310]

nice one 5*

[DelisaProductions]

Thanks for coming by.

What blood type are you, btw.

Mom is down a few quarts.

[4DRY4N]

Haha didn't expect that lol !! you are GOOD !! Endless stars ! A.D. :))

[DelisaProductions]

Thanks so much, A.D.

Mom is doing well. Her arm kinda swings when she walks. I hope those stitches hold.

[Johnny1969]

HA! Did not see that one coming! Wow, who writes your scripts? Your Mom had the best lines EVER!! I hear the butterfly stitch works works purty good for re-attaching limbs!

[DelisaProductions]

Johnny, HA HA!!! Yeah, I got ya. The moans, what can I do? Mom agreed I could take off her arm, but it wasn't written in her contract to say lines.

[amazongift]

I love your dark sense of humour, another classy horror tale

5****....Mel

[DRUDIAMOND]

LOVED IT

[HalooftheMuse]

Very, very insigtful into human nature... your character should win this years Passive/Aggresive Award!!! In fact i'm sure she already has it sewn up... EXCELLENT VIDEO!!!! FIVE Fumbling STARS...

[GContelli]

Haha WOW! Awesome twist there :-) Very nice job!

[smokingmonkeyvideos]

hahah.. good one. I would have actually duct taped it back on. =p

[countrywishes]

haha you kill me everytime..lol  never know what u going to do lol..

[kel2corkey]

Great video..i didn't see that one coming.

[Blinkazoid]

You're such a thoughtful daughter:) Thrifty and resourceful too. Nothing like saving a few buck on those expensive emergency room visits.

[DelisaProductions]

That's what I told my mother. Why pay a doctor for just a surface wound, really.

Thrifty....you are so right.

I got the needle and thread on sale at Walmart, in the home surgery department.

[bloodyEVILeye]

Heh 5 stars Lisa where did you get all the ideas :D !

[sevenender]

hahahahaha you are totally crayz i love your vids

[eaglecrowowl]

haha - you videos always make me laugh but also make me shudder. Awesome! I like the way the credits work with the opening image.

[DarDarJackson]

Haha!  Good luck with your arm! I would have superglued it back on! ;) j/k

[TrigFX]

Up to your usual tricks, I see...!! lol

And yer usual high standard!! :-)

Even the music is spot on - well done!! :-)

[1890cabin]

duct tape works great for puttin arms back on here in the Ozarks.

[samsevern]

Hey, this is FABULOUS!!! NIce twist! ㋡

[Gordieiati]

Another Fantastic and Spooky Video!

The music is FANTASTIC...

Brilliant work Lisa!

[MrFairykarma]

OMG!

[uncledave10]

My goodness Lisa , your mother has some patience LOL :o)tm

[Clobberbob55]

I really wish you'd get off your ass and start posting some vids.

I remember, you once asked if I sometimes shoot, with titles in mind. Nice job, baby. And, I've been loving this year's Halloween festivities. Most notably, the latest collection of DeLisa productions.

[DelisaProductions]

GOOD MORNING C.B., ha ha!! Yeah, been on a posting frenzy of late. I'm exhausted! Have done nothing except edit for the last 2 weeks and have been very neglectful of keeping up with comments and watching other people's videos. I hope they'll be understanding.

Thank you Bob, for your comments. You know how much I respect your input.

Happy Halloweenie!!

[moomay11649]

OMG ~ That was hilarious! What an imagination you have.

Faved and shared,

Luvs,

Mooz

[DelisaProductions]

Thanks Mooz!

I think people enjoy seeing my mother in my videos. I'll try to get her to be in more. I think she's starting to like being involved in my craziness. Ha ha!!

[MrFatmanrunning]

Mooz is a pal... Love you my friend. You know me as COO and you like calling me that too. XD

You got my 11 digits and ya keep tellin' me ya gonna call. You and your memory. lol... It's okay, you have probably called me about 10 times by now and talked to me and me wife on the phone. I'd say, I have already been spoiled. Like I told you before anytime. Just remember the time zones, your morning is my Zzzzz's... Love you Grandma Carold Mooz. :-)

[Tadek59]

Wow this was the amazing and funny video !

Awesome job !

5*****

[DelisaProductions]

Thank you Tadeusz!

Always love seeing you and reading your comments. Much gratitude!!

[77Pacer]

Well done!

[DelisaProductions]

Thanks Dan!

Have a great Halloween!

Watch out for razor blades in apples. They don't digest well. Ha ha!

[Kie77]

I love it!

It's fantastic that you get your mum to join in the fun!

Halloween wouldn't be the same without some classic horror from DeLisa :)

[DelisaProductions]

Hi Kieran, Thank you very much!

My mother, for a while couldn't understand why I spent so much time making these "stupid videos" of mine. HA HA!! But I think she's starting to understand the fun in the fantasy of it all.

All of us on youtube are like adults who never grew up, we still want to put on costumes and act silly. And I think it's WONDERFUL that there are so many of us who can still do that.

[pulstadam]

That was awsome more plz!?

[BlueInkInternational]

LOL!

Nice job with the arm, hahaha!

[RickyCountryAtHeart]

very good job on this great video

[MrFatmanrunning]

Man you pumpin' them out lately.

[MrFatmanrunning]

I gave you a 5 like always Lisa. Thankyou for entertaining me again. You keep coming out with videos so quick lately. :-)

[DelisaProductions]

Good Morning James!

I'm so glad you are enjoying my Halloween line-up. I'm not sure if I can pump out any more. I've been working on these for 2 weeks straight.

Very pleased you liked the Alice Cooper one. I'm always a little hesitant when it comes to posting singing videos (because I can't sing) but I thought I'd give the contest a shot.

How are you and your wife doing?

[MrFatmanrunning]

I know it takes allot of time. Actually, I think you sing pretty good. Better than Pops. Rofl

Honestly, I liked your "Close My Eyes Forever" but Pops fucked it up! ROFL... What's a fuckup in comedy though, means nothing. XD

A LIL' CABARET also shows that you can sing well. I know it was a silly song but your voice is good in it.

My wife and I are doing good. How's you and your hubby? Hubby? Hmmm... That's only an educated guess on my part. How's ya'all doin' though? :-)

[robertpina99]

There is always an amazing final twist in a DelisaProductions video. We've come to expect the unexpected. Amazing.

[Illuminatta]

tee hee

[mettanc]

oh i didn't see that comming....hey, your mom and i have the same tv.

u r so good......i hope u have more, cos the 31 is just 7 days away young lady.

michael

[MrFatmanrunning]

Just go back to singing. What are you doing over here. You're not allowed to have laughs. Go sing! Rofl

Videos like she does takes many hours to put together. I would be happy if she put out some new ones but wow, she's been pumping out so many lately. I loved that AliceCooper one! That's like my fav that she's done. BTW, you knew me as Doublebug1

[DelisaProductions]

Hi Michael!

I don't know if I can do any more, Mike. Ha ha!! But I'll try.

Let's see.... when did we get that Sony TV, about 10 years ago, maybe.

Before we got that one, we watched TV on this tiny set, so it was quite amazing when, for the first time, we watched on the huge screen.

[ALEClovesGENIALMUSIC]

Ouch !! I frequently have the same problem with my mom ... I intend the needle, not a cutted arm *_* Hehe ! 5 stars Lisa & Mom !

[DelisaProductions]

Alec, I tried to convince her it was only a surface wound and only required a band aid. But she insisted she wanted her arm reattached.

I think I did a pretty good job. It kind of flops to the side, but she'll get used to it. Ha ha!!

[theloathlydaddy]

Yaaagghhh!!! Er, I mean, Happy Halloween, Lisa! Horrifyingly awesome video!!

[DearestBecky]

Mom will be dead before you get the thread in the eye of the needle. You won't have to worry about the cross stitch or the butterfly stitch. LOL

[Dave256onYT]

LOL - Ouch!!!

:-)

[bowlingballout]

Razor tipped fans are the second most worrisome thing next to going down the drain with the bath water.

:D

[FatWagar]

BWAHHHAAA!!!! Brilliant!!!

[MrFatmanrunning]

Hey buddy. You watch Lisa too? She and Pops are awesome. What you up to? Did you recover after your abduction? Watch for those damn males.. They like to probe and they are always messy when they are done. Hahahahaha... XD

I bet you too chicken to answer my video to you eh? Rofl

Thanks for staying in touch with me even though I aint always so good at it with my Medical condition. You a good friend. :)

[paultinsel]

its the most wonderful time of the yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!­!!!BRAVO

[FatWagar]

Hi Tinsel!!

[paultinsel]

HEY GURL...............

[nancyleeould]

YIKES!!  I still have goosebumps!

[TheaterOfMemory]

oh that is creepy! Great job:-)

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Lisa.

Fun little movie. I would use superglue,it sets up faster...

[hallbe]

Omg! Best yet!! I love that your mom does these with you!!! ;-)

[twish1999]

I hope you're a neat seamstress!!

LOL!

:-)

[7seveng7]

Always love to see your mother in one of your videos = )

- Paul Seveng

[DelisaProductions]

Good Morning Paul,

I told my mother what you said. Ha ha!! Brought a BIG smile to her face. I think WE can create a monster here, Paul. With your encouraging words and my pleading looks, maybe we can get her to be in some more.

Maybe I can remove a leg next time. Ha ha!!

[PuppyZwolle]

Now *that* is a great effect. Bit surprised at the extreme calm your mom is showing. I'd be a bit more... vocal if I was missing an arm. ;^)

[PuppyZwolle]

Your mom is a great actress. ;^)

[iggy35]

She's armless bless her

[darktoadthesticky]

Old people. They always complain.

[dankitti]

That was fun.

awesomeness.

[jdstorms]

New spin on home health care! love it!