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  • 'woah, watch our car son' its pretty fucked anyway tbh..

  • fuck off u gay cunt

  • @johnfisherful You & RSTdave88 are showing everyone that you are the typical kind of uneducated animals that own Rovers. "fuck off you gay cunt" is not offending me in any way shape or form, you just look like an angry caged animal.

  • this is why i dont buy 50 quid bangers.

  • have used that technique to starighten an audi 80 and fiat tipo lol

  • absolutely fkin pathetic

  • Looooool this gets better and better, haha you started on me for having a rover and now the joke has turned on you because you've confessed not only that your a shit dick licking cum slurping queer but also that your a fucking whale haha!! That's why you chose to be gay because thats the only way you'd get women in your car!! hahaha jesus christ pecker.. you are a mess ain't ya ha.

  • Im hoping to encourage you into scrapping your Rover & doing England a huge favour but its obviously not working. Oh well, can't change a cave mans brain can you? Your just like Mrs Doyle from father Ted you go on.. & on... & on... & on... &... "Yawn" Did I just fall asleep only my heads on the keyboard?

  • How has the joke turned on me? please elaborate on that. I did not confess or call myself a whale, at any point during this discussion. I said I get called obese, obese isn't a whale. Obese is when a person has a clinical issue with their weight, A whale is a mammal that lives in the sea & breaths with its gills. Im sorry for you if you don't know the difference between them & I shouldn't have to be your primary school teacher & teach you that!

  • Lol it really makes me cringe when you try to reply with something intelligent and ignore the slander i've used in an insult, as if i said you were an actual whale. No just like queen, pecker and fag have no relation to gay people except the slang term, just like you are a fat cunt, obese in technical terms, a whale in mine, so shut the fuck up trying to clever your not very good at it, pecker.

  • The slander you use, is a very poor attempt at a personal insult. I can tell you are nothing more than a child of 20 years. If you want to be clever, why don't you take a backseat & look at the mindless abuse you type. They say sarcasm is the lowest form of whit, but I think you just invented an even lower form of whit...

  • You say that but you have been speaking to me in almost exactly the same manner, except you don't get the luxury of picking on me for being different, because i'm not :) queer

  • Thats because Im not insecure enough about myself that much, that I feel I have to follow the crowd. At least I have a personality that people actually like, what do you have? A gob & matching personality that nobody else likes except stabbers, hoodies & social security scum bags!

  • Hahaha you really think you've got me all sussed out don't you haha. Once again, your the gay, so you don't have priority in an argument, just go sit in the corner and sniff some of your brothers dirty underpants yes? good pecker.

  • I must have sussed you out quite quickly because more shits coming out of your mouth by the minute... Shit normally spurts out from your mouth when someone fucks you from behind! In your case, it must be your dad!

    ps. I have 1 sibling, my sister. I do not have a brother so i can't actually sniff his under garments.

  • Pecker doesn't insult me mate, I can tell you a little story about an incident yesturday with a chav in an Astra on chrome rims calling me queer... I got out of my Leon, marched up to his car & said do you want to call me that again, mate? he said nothing, sped off very quickly & mouthed it out as he was wheel spinning away, how cowardly? touch wood, he lives just up my road. & I met him again & confronted him about it & he said "na, I never said nuffin to ya mate, Im a sound geezer mush"

  • ... I said "ok I'll leave it for now, but just watch your mouth! he was like "yeah yeah I know where ya cumin from mate, I din't know ya lived up here sorry mush" I passed him in his Astra only this morning & I got a respectful nod & a thumbs up from him, funny that.

  • yeh but he still thinks your a fat ugly gay boy, most chavs are cowardly little dick weeds that only tend to open their mouths when they feel protected by a car or a gang of other pussy chavs. so what you experienced was noramality from a chav, if i ever meet him i'm gona shake his hand for sticking up for the hetrosexuals ;) dont forget tubby, its adam and eve not adam and steve :D

  • ... Chavs sound a lot like you then... Adam & steve is a new joke & Ive never heard it before, got any new jokes or can't your brain produce anything clever?

  • Ive got some very good news for you... Since my little confrontation with my chav mate. I have been round his flat for a BBQ & socialising with his mates. Me, Him + my crew are hitting the town this saturday! Ive now become neibourly mates with him! hes teaming up with me as he is also a music producer like me & we are going to be working together! Its amazing who you meet in your travells! Maybe you should try getting outside your front door more often!

  • its a ROVER, their all shit and its probally overheating anyway

  • lol so true

  • You can say they are shit, but they rust less, go faster, ride better, cost less to tax and insure and have way more space than a fiesta, so if rovers are shit? What is your fiesta, the only thing your Ford has over it is handling. "i am a ford man myself, i've had a couple of fords and love them" but dont say these are shit, those old fiesta Si's weren't exactly perfect either.

  • its a 2.0 si, rovers have a bad image everyone knows that

  • There is no such model as a 2.0 Si, there was the facelifted mk3 which came in 1.4 (75hp) or 1.6 (90hp) neither of which were very fast but i have to say i liked the interiors. They made an Si in the later mk4 in 1.25 and 1.4 but the only 2.0 fez is the mk6 ST unless you've taken the zetec from a focus or mondeo and dropped it in. Even then, i would'nt say the fiesta is a bad car i wanted an RS turbo more than anything once. You still can't say a Rover Coupe is a bad car coz of the badge though.

  • its a 2.0 si as i put a 2 litre mondeo engine in it with a lsd escort s2 rst gearbox, you have to admit rovers do have a terrible image of being grandad cars, i know the k series is very tunable but even lotus ditched the engine in elise's cause of the headgasket issues and went for the toyota lump instead

  • No they ditched them because Rover went out of business and they used a much stonger more resiliant headgasket to Rover in the first place, the engine was fine. Yeh i do admit most look like old pensioners motors but some look alright like the MG's and the rover coupe tomcats. I love Fords alot more obv, always wanted an S1 RS escy or a Slightly tuned FRST. How hard was the engine transplant i nearly had a 1.6 Si as my 1st car once.

  • GO FASTER! No they DON'T! You know Ive driven one of these Rover 214 heaps already & they are as nippy as any other 1.4! they don't have more space than a Fiesta, they are cramped as F***! Passengers in the rear are always knee-ing you in the back when your in the front!

  • Have you ever thought of suing your English teacher?

  • He should sue his dad, his dad never told him to avoid Rovers!

  • You would think that leaning around corners like a double decker bus strapped on top would equal a softer ride, but no, not ROVER! lol, on a new smooth road they still manage to judder the occupants like a leaf-spring horse & cart on French cobbles as well as leaning over! PMSL

  • Your not a very smart person are you? You drive a van... nuff said.

  • Your not a very smart person either, going to Uni, getting a student loan & having to pay it back for a degree that doesn't promise you any work! "A degree doesn't guarantee". At least I can handle a large van like a Sprinter along side my small car, you couldn't handle anything bigger than an average family car! btw How does a white Mercedes van manage to shrink a persons I.Q? i havn't seen any scientific research about white vans making people less intelligent than they were before, have you?

  • Shall they die,

    they will not kiss you goodbye,

    they leave you no will,

    but, a huge hefty bill,

    mine has died,

    because the radiator has dried,

    but After the all coolants it sucked,

    i still can't beleive the head Gasket is f****d!

    Thats how low my I.Q really is... I wouldn't say a van driver always has a low I.Q & no intellectual skills!

  • nu o sa faci nimic asa!

  • suck all ur moms

  • Get some T-Cut on it, bit of elbow grease and that will polish right out.

  • what the fuck are you doing you idiots?!

  • hey this method worked for me but unfortunately it wasent a rover

  • LEGEND!! can i buy that rover??

  • thats fucked that is

  • remind me never to buy a blue over silver rover

  • its a rover they went bust cus they cant makes cars and ur sad attempting to fix the broken when sold car ha ha sort it out

  • pmsl u aint never gonna fix that. Usually ppl dont repair rOvers, they just throw them away and get another one. At the rate they rusted they're classed as Bio-degradeable anyway.

  • someone has sence! they have no value so why repair it! you will fork out more money on repairs than what the car is valued at! Its just common sence, but obviously this lot don't have any I.Q thats why they keep buying Rovers

  • Their anti-corrosion measures were better than Ford, Vauxhalls and Mazdas.

  • May well be. Must mean the Steel is of REAL low quality in that case lol.

  • Having said that, I saw a Rover 400 in Portswood (rainy day) that had been hit by a Ford Mondeo, the mondeo wasn't too bad apart from the minor bonnet crumple, both headlights were working but, the whole tailgate on the blue rover was pushed so far inwards, that the left back door was forced wide open! It looked like the rover had lost 1 third of its original length! Lucky it was empty, I wouldn't want to be in the rear seat of that rover!

  • pmsl just come and read some of this funny shiz argument lol!

    anyway what i was gonna say. Weird that. Usually the back end of cars is stronger than the fronts, i dont mean certain cars, i mean in general. Crumple zones and all that. I got hit from behind, i was in a Sierra, I got hit by a big f**k off E320 merc, Merc was so monged the boot wouldnt open properly. Mine did, and my rear doors, infact i drove around for a week afterwards with a busted bumper and lights until i scrapped it.

  • Lol thats Rovers for you, they are shit cars thats why they mangle up more than most normal cars. Theyve got a shit chassis & seeing that 400 stoved in at the back in Portswood makes me worry about the MGZS! My mates brother has one Ive been in it & he raggs it around cutting around lanes like a typical boyracer. Maybe if he sees a photo of that Rover I saw maybe he might think twice about cutting infront of a solid-built car as his ass will get written off if it hits him!

  • u talk shit wot do u no bout mg u twat

  • @johnfisherful lol Ive got a fucking Rover 220 SDi now you moron. Fucking pile of crap but then they all are, its got a shitty little perkins diesel engine in it but thats the only thing that lasts! everything else fails

  • @1ns4ne1d10t

    What the hell is wrong with the people on this commenting section..

    Talk about fookin internet wars! Chill out people, this is an unimortant conversation.

  • @Tait011 Oh god, please don't ask me. I was falling off of my chair laughing at the time I was argueing. I drive a Rover 200SDI now anyway so I'm not bothered about it now. Lol

  • @1ns4ne1d10t

    Mokay, seemed like a pointless argument, i read about half and then got bored. No offense but you seem quite opinionated about Rovers, i have had 3 214's (214SLi, 214i...) and currently own a 214SEi, they have all been fantasticly reliable cars, but i must admit that it was stupid that whoever was keeping an eye on the production line was releasing SOME really bad apples onto the road.

    Anyway, have a nice evening.

  • @Tait011 Yep, will do mate, do the same! I'm not being funny though but my sisters Rover 220 is awful, I drive it enough. The car is a terrible quality, insides of the doors come off easily, the cotton fabric on the doors is only glued on to the door by yellow gunge, the leather gaitors on the gearstick flake apart and the bumper plastics are a farce. If you drive an Audi A4 you soon notice how much worse a Rover is, especially the lack of seat height adjusters. You are 10 feet above the car!

  • @1ns4ne1d10t

    Ok, look im NOT going to get into an argument with you, but you have a nack of always using bad apples, my car has fully adjustable seats, i have mine so low its almost a bucket seat, its extremely comfortable, hugs my torso, has back support for long journeys, the leather gaitors.. heck mine is REAL leather and does not flake, its 15 years old and is still perfect. You cannot compare a Rover to an Audi, rovers are affordable, audis are executive types.

    Each to his own, ok dude?

  • @Tait011 I'm not asking you to get into a debate with me, the so called 'leather' is a rubbish quality and flakes off. Rovers are only affordable because of the awful quality that they are. Please don't try to explain to me or defend on Rover 200's by saying they are this and that because I drive my sisters one and I am not going to suddenly change my mind and say they are good. Hers is not a "bad apple" its just a normal Rover 220 and that is how a Rover 200 is made. End of...

  • @1ns4ne1d10t

    Fine, believe what you want to believe but im pretty damn sure i have had a lot more rovers then you have even looked at, mate.

    You need to get off your high horse and realize that just because you have an opinion of something, it doesnt make everyone elses wrong.

    For the record, leather is leather, it does not flake, mine has not, i have no idea what you are talking about other then bodged replacements.

    Now it is 'End Of'.

  • @Tait011 Ok, I will be fair, money gets you what you pay for and if you think that the wood on the dash is real oak and the leather comes from a cow then I'm sorry but you are worryingly brainwashed. The leather gaitor on my sisters gearstick is not "bodged" its the standard leather Rover use. They are not high quality cars up there with Audi and Mercedes just because of a wood look dash and some vinylised leather, you are starting to sound like Hiacynth Bucket my friend.

  • @1ns4ne1d10t

    See this is why i said 'im not starting an argument' because reading your comments you are a VERY argumentative person, and say things to spark or antagonize somone into arguing.

    I KNOW they are not in the same class as audi and mercedes (i said that like 3 comments ago), hece the monumental price difference. The leather on my car (all of it) is real, i can tell, ive worked with leather before. The wood is walnut, believe it or not, it may be fake in newer rovers, i dont know.

  • @Tait011 Im not argumentitive and I don't antagonize people into argueing I just express rightful opinions that others may possibly find 'controversial'

    I'm glad you are aware that it isn't a premium car and you do acknowledge the monumental price difference but please be aware that the monumental price difference doesn't cover value for money. The leather does not "moo" and the forests havn't shrunk to make Rovers dashboards. Sorry but truth weather controversial or not has to be told.

  • @1ns4ne1d10t

    You see, again, that is just your opinion that you are correct about how you feel about rovers. You have had or used only a few, others owned probably by people who also have a bias towards rovers and dont give them any care that any car would deserve.

    Unless its some horrid korean make, in which case i hope you agree with me that they are just utter garbage with no nostalgia what so ever.

    But anyway..

  • @1ns4ne1d10t Listen who the fuck cares, thankfully they're dead and thankfully they aren't coming back to Britain! lets just savour and appreciate that for a moment shall we....

  • @1ns4ne1d10t

    did you know in the last 3 years of "rover" the leather used on interiors was the same leather used in the mini one and also in jaguar's? the same leather company also supplies nissan and toyota , and F.Y.I , the wood in an audi is plastic also !!!!! infact the only cars with real wood these days are bentleys , not even jag have a wooden dash no more , the price of wood is far too high for a start , also it is not enviromently friendly .....

    what was it you drove ? a cortina mk3

  • @THCmuzicalmasta oooh the same leather as the Mini one, how very upmarket, how very tasteful!

  • @TheSicarius87

    jaguar and bmw thought so too :)

  • @THCmuzicalmasta ok, touche! I won't argue, those three little letters at the start of your name mean we're cool!

  • @TheSicarius87

    LOL..... keep it blazing ;)

  • The alloys say it all. Need I say more

  • SOON TO BE ON EBAY????? hehe :P

  • im goin to correct ur there lol um rover unfortunitly are jus so un reliable sum of the 8vs r not so prone to failuer but rly havin had experience i no sum rover pull fair gd but rly too much hassle n i onli liked a couple shapes they did n the rest was a let down

  • rovers are unreliable?? there was a problem with the Hg's on the K series engines use a modified HG that you can buy from land rover and they're fine

  • you shouldn't have to buy a modified HG rovers are shit end of!

  • Shit compared to what? Your European car? or do you drive Yank shit? Both terrible, You say rovers are shit, You ever had one? I'm guessing no. Choice between a brand new Renault and and my 98 Rover coupe, I think I'll stick the with nice British made rover.

  • I own a Seat Leon FR TDi you dumbshit You just said there European cars and yank cars are terrible? then what the Fuck is Rover!? Its fucking European if its British made you brainless twot! well just for the record: Have I ever had a Rover? no Have I ever driven them? YES! they have been so shit everytime ive driven them thats why I wouldn't own one. why am i arguing with a Rover driver? Ive nothing to prove that my cars 10x better than any rover so i rest my case

  • If you count your self as European then you don't deserve to live in this country you fucking scum. You drive a diesel so your hardly one to talk about what a quality car is. You want to be like the rest of the imperialistic fuck bags go live on the continent you twat. Fucking southern scumbag.

  • Britain is part of the europe continent you retarded dick. You know nothing about Diesels and quality you sad fuckwhit you have never driven a TDi 150 because you are a poor northern twat and none of the people you know are wealthy enough to afford proper cars. If you know about quality then you wouldn't have a Rover. Fucking Nothern Neandothol

  • No Britain is an island on the fringe of Europe, If some one says the continent they mean the large landmass that would be called Europe. Okay you can think that I don't know any one with enough money to buy a shitty diesel. They're just all smart enough not to buy a diesel they would rather go spend the money on something that runs on real fuel. I know about quality, theres quite a few cars better than a rover yeah. But i would rather be on 2 wheels than 4. Fucking southern shandy drinking puff

  • shitty diesel? are you saying Golf GT TDi engines are shit? I get 150Bhp and 50-55 Miles to the gallon and my tax is only £120 tax because it doesn't kill the environment like your rover does. I used to be a right petrol head until i discovered Diesels. Diesels have got more ups over petrols these days my friend and I can see why

  • anythings better than a Rover! whats the matter? can't afford to buy a proper car can we? aww is that why you stick to cheap petrols because you can't afford a decent diesel? If you want to be on 2 wheels rather than 4 then keep the Rover you've got. It'll lose all its wheels pretty soon. I thought northerners always drink shandy because they can't afford proper beer

  • You get around the same amount of power from the 1.8 VVC rover engine as you do from your diesel. We can afford proper beer, we make it i would say come up but you would get the shit kicked out of you for being southern.

  • No you don't kiddo. Mine has more NMs of torque than a 1.8 VVC Rover. Its not the same amount of power if the VVC is 120+ and mines 150+. I think someone doesn't know much about Performance turbo Diesel engines do they?

  • If you think that a 1.8 VVC Rover 25 will really easily kick a 150 Turbo Diesel to death just because ''All Diesels are slow tractors'' you are in for a nasty shock. try racing one! be warned, you might look very stupid

  • Tell you what? if you are that confident about the 1.8 VVC engine being faster. Why don't you go find a CDTi or a TDi diesel. the CDTi badge must have the red Ti letters and the TDi badge must be in red. No chrome lettering - it doesn't count

  • you said its a nice british car, rover isn't fully english. they've stolen Hondas bits becuase they can't build a decent car and can't come up with any original ideas and set about ruining Hondas good reputation. Im telling you this because you are a stupid 19 year old kid who doesn't know anything about cars and quality

  • I've had three 600s and the crap bits are the ones with Honda written on them - such as the ridiculous front brake disc mounting method. I wouldn't lose too much sleep over ruining Honda's reputation. The Rover diesel engine is still going strong at 172k and doesn't burn any oil. The Rover 2litre turbo petrol is as sweet as a nut and uses less fuel than the NA Honda 2litre petrol engined one I had. It only managed 26mpg on average and was embarrassingly slow too!

  • Rovers reputation is smashed to bits by shit brakes and bad head gaskets! they don't look to bad at all... to look at... to drive... no way

  • They are actually very nice to drive. Powerful and comfortable, the headgasket thing is only a problem for monkeys who can't change the oil or top up the water, i've ran 100K's of mies on K-series engines and NEVER had a headgasket problem because it gets properly serviced. I'd rather spend £1k and get a tidy rover coupe vvc that looks smart, drives fantastic, and blows the doors off many a sports car than waste money elsewhere, but yes, the brakes aren't the best, still, money well spent.

  • I borrowed my mates Rover 214 once. 5 doors red S-Reg. It rolled around all over the place like a ship with no stability. and it could hardly stop. It was a K-series engine and the 16 valves were deafening and the gearbox didn't want to play games! If you came from another car like me, you wouldn't say Rovers are a fantastic drive

  • I had to use the gears to either stop quickly or corner which in my opinion, is dreadful! Ive had a Fiat 16V and it was a much better tuned engine then this 1.4 K-series piece of shit! The engine was no better than a Ford engine. It wasn't a very free-revving engine and RPM needle kept falling back to idle as if it was a frosty cold engine

  • A very inaccurate comparison, to start with the K-series engine is not lazy and gruff at all! the engine was originally designed by yamaha for motorbikes. After it was used in the 200 series the likes of Lotus and Caterham fell in love with it's free revving engine hitting the limit at 7000rpm! So Lotus decided to put the 1.8 k unit in the elise. This engine is still used today on the track in caterhams and is one of rovers biggest achievments, your FAR too dismissive because you drove a rotter.

  • they are all rotters mate thats why everyone I know calls them a pile of Sh**

  • This is a debate not an argument so if you don't like them fine, don't look at videos of them then. It's insulting to me when you say that because i have one so don't thanks.

  • Why is it so insulting? its not your mother or father or kids that im insulting here if it was, I can fully understand.  but, its a machine that goes from A-B and doesn't say I love you. It will wear out one day and won't kiss you goodbye when it does die.

  • The only thing it will leave you when it dies is not a will, But a bill! a big one for the recovery/scrap costs or garage repairs! Im getting rid of my Seat Leon for a BMW because its a cheap nasty VW Golf and people rub my nose in it about the understeer and Build quality but I don't take it as a personal insult. I then go and take the piss out of what they've got too! or them lol

  • You drove the entry level 1.4 rover 200 and decided all rovers were the same. So if i drove a lambo Countach *which are apparently terrible to drive* i could then say that lambo's are this and that, no i'd say the countach is that and that. We've had a few rovers in this household and no they aren't perfect and might look a little old fasioned to some but they pull well in every gear and have ride quality to match the likes of jaguar in the 800 etc. I think its unfair to some them up like that.

  • They don't look bad at all to look at don't get me wrong on that It looks like something I would buy, this is coming from a 24yearold. Im not boring for my age I like any colour coded car with a repectable nippy 16V engine preferrably with 5 doors. But, driving with the constant threat of a H/Gasket blow and shoddy brakes really puts me off Rovers. If they didn't have that problem I may have got 1 as my 1st car a few years back.

  • Yeh well each to there own, a head gasket failuer as annoying as it may be isn't gona happen as likely if you look after it and keep the oil and water topped us as beautifully portrayed by me and my rover with 100k's+ on the clock with not one engine fault, ever. Same goes for the previous 800 my dad had which comfortably ran up a good near 200,000miles before he sold it for a mondeo. i agree the brakes are abit wooden but i cannot fault the engine's at all. If you don't like them, thats fine..

  • I had a 1994 Fiat Punto 1.7TD S as my first car and I wish I bloody well didn't! I was going to either going to get the Rover 220SDi, Corsa 1.5TD, or Fiesta 1.8TD. But the Punto was the cheapest to insure out of the lot and the Rover 220 was the most to insure. The TPFT insurance for Punto was: £900, Corsa: £1189 Fiesta LX:£1211 Rover 220: £1482. Plus everyone rubbed my nose in it about Rovers

  • So what, who cares what anyone else thinks, you go on about rolling about and crappy handling yet you wanted a corsa b 1.5 diesel which has to be the most boat like car i've ever been in. Absolutely awful.

  • Hardly, my sister had one of those 1.5TD's in an LS model. Hers didn't roll about as much as the Rover 214 and the ride quality was very surprisingly very comfortable for a supermini. I found the 214's ride rather harsh and unpleasant. Ok it looks sharper than a Corsa but the corsa handles better and is the more comfortable car for sure!

  • An old friend of mine had one of those, a L reg corsa b 1.5TD GLS which is the model with electric windows etc and that was one of the most terrible handling cars i've ever been in, you can say what you like about rovers i don't give a shit but i know exactly what those corsa's where like as i commuted 100's of miles every week in one, absolute GARBAGE. You cannot compare the ride quality of a rover to a corsa, there is just no comparison. Agree to disagree im bored of this.

  • My sisters was an L-reg 1.5TD too. No there is no comparison from a ride quality of a Rover 200 and a Corsa. The Rover gives you a headache, its like driving a tractor 40MPH over a ploughed field and then you are only on a smooth road so how does that work out?

  • Whatever, look i don't care what you think, rover's are renouned for being comfortable cars, no they aren't the best handling, the most reliable, or the best looking but it's still alot of car for near enough no money so i couldn't care less what you think. My rover 400 is amazingly comfortable and i wouldn't even dream of swapping it for a bloody vauxhall corsa. Like i said before, i'm bored of this pointless debait so lets agree to disagree cause i have better things to do than argue with you.

  • good point, lifes not about cars. At least you are someone with sence.

  • The 400 may be a comfortable car to ride in and it may have comfortable seats for its passengers but, its uncomfortable for its driver because you will always be paranoid about the head gasket as well as trying to do mathematics to calculate a safe stopping distance with its crap brakes ROFL!

  • What is your problem? How immature are you? I don't race around in it, i use it to commute to work and back because it costs me near nothing for insurance and tax and has been very reliable the 100k's miles it's previously done, ofcourse one day it'll die but i wont care because it cost near nothing and at the end of it i've got a nice little safe car thats cheap to run and maintain. So please, keep your mindless opinions to yourself i couldn't care less what you think of my car.

  • Safe? they don't have ABS or Airbags on an SLi, they might just have a drivers airbag if your lucky! Not to mention if you dare collide with anything the steering wheel will be in your face and the whole dashboard will be in your knee-caps!

  • Omfg give it up! I D.O.N.T C.A.R.E W.H.A.T Y.O.U .T.H.I.N.K get that into your bloody skull! Who said i had an SLi anyway?! i have no abs but twin airbags but with the way i drive i'm not about to carelessly write it off into the side of someone elses car anytime soon, so please, keep your comments and concerns to yourself, jesus fucking christ.

  • even if you hit someone in the side, Knowing Rovers safety, The dashboard would intrude into you, busting both your legs in the process, then its airbag would meet your face then, bounce your head backwards to finally finish you off!

  • ROFL! Even If a tot hit a Rover in the side with his/her little tricycle, the car would probably be pushed-in-half like it was constructed from foil takeaway cartons and the occupants would end up sat on eachothers laps! ha ha

  • Sorry, how old are you, 24? Yeh just checking because you sound like a 13 year old. I don't rant n rave on about rovers like they are fucking special i just use it until i have enough money to buy something i want, which is non of your goddam business. You need to SERIOUSLY get out your mums house, find a girl/boy, grow some little testicles and get a fucking life because you are just sad arguing with a complete stranger on the internet all day about Rovers?! Sort your life out mr.1d10t. haha

  • If i act like a 13 yearold, and you clearly know that then why are you still replying to my immature comments when you said you were ending the arguement 5 days ago? I would have thought you would have known better than that! obviously being a gasket blowing Rover owner that means no!

  • I take it you are saving up hard for an MG-ZS then? I really feel for you mate, All that grandfather-chrome, mahogany, and no spoiler, lacking sport potential, really gets to you doesn't it? There is a special support line for young Rover owners. Give them a call, They can help with early hair loss, greying, & Arthritis which are common symtoms of Rover ownership! HA HA HA HA

  • You really are the most childish loser i've ever, EVER spoken to, a few of my friends are reading these comments also and and laughing there heads off at you, i write 1 comment, next time i bother to sign in you've like had a small argument with yourself leaving 3-4 comments.... why? why are so persistant on annoying people you dont know?! do you have fucking mental problems or something? Dickhead.

  • Im a childish loser? Get a VW GT TDi Golf or an Audi A3 & perhaps you can call me a sad loser, while you've got a crappy Rover 400, theres no chance! Your friends are just internet user names from a chat room or some Rover MG club & Im not sad enough myself to show my friends comments from a Rover owner because they will beat the next Rover driver up! Im too busy down the local pub mixing with real people to bother with this shit! I left the comment 4 days ago & you are still chewing on it!

  • It looks like I have small arguements with myself because the typing space in between my posts is limited! If you & your so called friends had half a brain-cell between you, you might understand!? What a lucky guess!!! how did you know I was a totally paranoid skitzo? You must recognise your own symptoms in my behaviour! Rofl

  • Omg... is all i have to say about you.. lol... hahaha keep it coming.

  • Im guessing you have no job & spend your sad spare time waiting for my responses then continue to argue with me... lol... ha ha Keep it coming...

  • you say that, yet your the 24 year old and you are the one leaving hundreds of comments which you think are irritating me, they were at first but i just pity you now, it's clear you have no life. So the more you comment, the more i pity you..

  • Well you keep on persisting for me to keep replying so you must be at the same "sad" level as me then! I pity you also...

  • I hardly determine the "coolness" of myself on my fucking car, if you use your car to make yourself look or feel better you must be one sad bastard. Seriously get a life man... at no point have i claimed that my car was better than yours, all i said was it's one i was using at the moment as, like many others, don't have money to spend on a new car and i don't intend to either because it's pretty much setting fire to money. My car is cheap, easy to maintain so i do i care what you think? ..no

  • & you don't think that keeping & maintaining a worthless non-resellable scrap Rover 400 isn't setting fire to money? I can already tell you don't have money you don't need to explain, you definately aren't working to earn it, if you were, you would be too busy at work to reply to my comments. And you wouldn't have a Rover! My excuse is being made inevitably redundant, whats yours?

  • You've been made redundant? haha that's not because there isn't enough work it's because they think your a tosser mate! A 24 year old that sits on youtube arguing about cars all fucking day is one SAD ass loser. AND YOUR A WHITE VAN MAN hahahaha you dickhead. i am not replying to any more of your pathetic comments.. you are a failuer at life.. you have no friends, no girlfriend and you hide behind your shitty car, now fuck off and talk to someone who gives a shit. bye.

  • I am a white van man & proud, I get more road respect than driving a Rover! No one dares pushing me off the road in my Merc van but if you are in a Rover everyone bullies you! My van gets me good cash & respect from other van drivers & lorry drivers as we have more right to occupy the road as we are out doing jobs for sad wasters like you!

  • I'm failure at life? & this is coming from a Rover 400 owner with no income against someone who can easily afford 2 own vehicles 1. Seat Leon FR TDi 150 with a personalised "SEAT" reg.

    2. Mercedes Sprinter 208D. I would hardly call myself a failure, I'm working & earning much more than I did when I was employed with a private company & I don't get made redundant either! whats your version of friends? a group of internet usernames in a chat room?

  • My shitty car? whats your tatty old Rover worth? hmmm let me think? £400-£700? now Whats my 2005 Leon FR worth hmmm let me think? about £6,000-£8,000? Even my rusty old Mercs worth more than double your Rover 400! & I thought I would point out I wouldn't have a girlfriend anyway because I am gay! I go out to gay clubs a lot so I do have lots of gay friends I drink with. I think a cat might bite your tongue very hard on this one

  • Whoaaa! I wasn't going to reply because i thought you were just a childish cunt but now i GENUINLY feel sorry for you that you are a pecker, you homosexual fucking screwup, you and your shit dick friends all go against nature... lol i may have a shitty rover for the next couple of weeks but atleast i'm not a cum slurping gay boy!!

  • WOW! your comments are so unusual & very grown up! Ive never heard any of those names being fired at me before! Thats because I've never met anyone with a small I.Q & a matching dick size, Until now...

  • Lol you'll never know my dick size, as much as you'd like to...

  • I had a very good guess at your penis size being less than 3 inches! If you actually had testosterone in your blood & decent size dick then you would be able to shut me up & make me look silly! You probably havn't ever developed any pubic hair in your life either...

  • Looooool, so the fact that you can't stop typing away with your sticky fingers is down to the size of my penis, interesting. I don't have to make you look stupid anyone who reads this will see that a pecker has been blabbering on about Rovers and cock and probably just laugh at you, i wasn't arguing about Rovers you were just persistantly attempting to piss me off *for no reason* so the fact that you've spilled the beans that your gay pretty much gives me all the ammo i need :)

  • Chavs or Skinhead pub drinkers with Zero intelligence who spent thier wasted lives outside a council estate shop or locked up in jail, would be the only individuals to ever agree with you. They are the only other thick fucks I can think of who would own Rovers... I don't think intelligent people with any knowledge in thier brain, would own them!

  • Skinheads and chavs don't like Rovers you moron they are deemed as "old peoples cars". I live in a quiet Village in a 5 bedroom house with 3 gardens and a swimming pool outside, i don't expect you to believe this but, tbh, i couldn't care if you didn't. I find it rather funny how you can zero on me for having a Rover yet your the one who had to tell your disgusted parents at 15 that you enjoy cum spilling out your nasil cavaties. I'd rather tell people i had a Rover than tell people i'm gay.

  • Me: mum, I have something to tell you, Im gay

    Mum: Thats wonderful son Im so glad you are happy & comfortable with yourself.

    RST: mum, I have something to confess, I... I... I BOUGHT A ROVER!

    Mum: Don't cry, Its not that bad you'll get over it, you'll see. Just sell it!

    RST: I can't, no one will ever be stupid enough to buy it! & i'll never pull anyone with it, thats why im crying because Its making me insecure! ROFL ha ha ha ha

  • Lol my turn..

    You : dad, i'm a cum slurping gay boy will you still love me?

    Dad : you fucking freak your a disgrace to human nature GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE NOW >:(

    You : b-b-b-but daddy i like willies, i've seen you in a bath towel and it turns me on. oh daddy, why am i such a failuer?

    Dad : Because your a cock sucking queer boy that doesn't deserve life, go hang yourself i still have 2 kids that are normal.

    end scene... :)

  • I can't beleive you have that frame of mind to think of all those sick things you just wrote in that fake storyline. Thats really a really sick thing to post on here, its absolutely shocking. I think you really have some serious disturbed mental health issues. I suppose you only got that sick idea in your head because your dad treated you like that after you admitting you like to look at him in bath towels. *Shudders*

  • Hahahaha ain't got a strong stomach ey? Well suppose you are a fairy and not a man.

  • I was persistantly attempting to piss you off? hardly, You are the one who keep the fire going! now that you said you have all the ammunition you need & you are now going to spend the rest of your sad Chavvy, geeky life trying to out argue me. It aint gonna work my friend!

  • Chavvy geeky? Two completely different stereotypes that don't blend at all. I'm not going to tirelessly harrass you, i find it difficult enough talking to a pecker, disgusting really, oh, and i'm not your friend queer :)

  • You fit neatly into both categories. You have the mindless brain & swearing mouth of a chav (when you are lost for words & can't think of better things to say)... But the square eyes of a computer screen & Zero Friends!!! ha ha the Combination: a GHAV (Silent H btw)

  • I thought you might not have an intelligent logical reply for that and um..i was right that was an appauling come back. Pecker.

  • Im saying you have the swearing, abusive behaviour & empty brain like a narrow-minded Chav, but you also have no friends & a PC as your only companion, like a Geek. its not supposed to be a comeback. Its things your colleagues & neighbours would discreetly snigger about, behind your back.

  • I swear you must fancy me, you keep persisting & think Im playing hard to get, you seem to come over all warm & fuzzy whenever I reply. I know you want to drive my Seat Leon FR & shag me for it, but I don't want a Rover 400 parked outside my house during the night, Its too embarassing. My friends might laugh at me & think its mine or something... Even worse... they might catch me shagging someone who owns a Rover! I couldn't live with the shame...

  • Oh absolutely, judging from your profile picture your an ugly, semi-fat, bald bellend sucking queer that failed with girls and now tags himself as a gay, i'm guessing your just a wanna-be gay because no one with the abiltiy to see or hear would even contemplate being in the same room as you, your a sad, lonely queer that enjoys arguing about pointless things and you feel the need to remind yourself of the material goods you own to add the faintest bit of shine into your already fucked up life :)

  • Semi fat? aww thanks, bless your cotton socks. I usually get called obese hun. My Leons always full of girls most days of the week, its usually my shopping sprees... Thats why I had to get a 4 door car. They are all over me. but Im not for sale though, well not for girls. I don't think Ive ever seen a Rover full of gorgeous women? its unheard of! The only girls Ive seen in Rovers are Oldies with disabled badges or Chavettes with low spoilers & huge chrome alloys & no turning circle!

  • How can I be a homosexual & with the piss taken out of me by you. Then you, yourself suddenly change it to Im only a wannabe gay? & I only tag myself as "gay". Hello? Im either gay or straight? You really don't make much sence at all. But that doesn't matter to me because, people will see this & laugh thier socks off at your senseless rambling & you will look like the clown. I knew you were a clown anyway as soon as you said "I own a Rover 400" You will make adults laugh hysterically saying that

  • Is that what you genuinly think? You think ADULTS will laugh at a 20 year old because he owns a Rover as a temporary Run around? Come on pecker your gona have to do better than that, why would they laugh at me when there is a childish, 24 year old single cock sucking pecker to laugh at. I know deep down you agree with what i'm saying you just can't admit that you are so much worse off than me because you will look like a lemon :) it's not my fault your fucked up in the head pecker ;)

  • Well put it this way... I didn't own an old mans shitty K-series Rover at 20 years old & none of my friends ever would! even as a temporary runaround. Again, you say I am worse off than you but Im not the one stuck with an Old mans car worth £300! In what way are you superior to me? please elaborate on it.

  • The insurance on my Seat Leon FR is only £600 comprehensive with No voluntary excess. Because I am gay I actually DO get a discount! I am classed as a lower-liability than other testosterone fuelled young men who are 21-25. Its not bullshit I mentioned this to them & they classed me as a responsible adult in the similar over 25's bracket. It shocked me! Some insurance companies do it. You probably pay over £1500 Third Party F&T for a shit car that accelerates like a hedgehog! I don't

  • I pay £540 fully comprehensive with Tesco with protected no claims, no volutary excess and a hire car if i were to break down, and for the sake of saving a few pennies i didn't embarrass myself to a complete stranger by declaring being gay. So i'm younger than you, probably have less years no claims, and my insurance is less than yours, and on top of everything, i didn't sell my dignity / lively hood over the phone either ;) You really are the worst pecker i've ever spoken to.

  • Do you even have any clue as to why your car is less insurance than my car? Its because yours is a shitty old K-series Rover 400 1.6 110 that goes like a snail! Mine is a quick Seat Leon FR TDi with 150 Bhp! Mine is insurance group 13 yours is 6! Thats the reason why! Your car would be about £250 for me to insure. Your just the sort of dummy who would be dumb enough to race me at a set of traffic lights in 1.6 just because mine is a Diesel. There is such a thing as BHP incase you are wondering.

  • Why can't you see passed the end of you cum dripping nose? Your argument, against me is for having a particular car yes? Yet apparently i'm the childish, sad person who has no intelligence yes? It would take someone pretty bleeding thick to not understand why i have it. I never bought it, i never chose it, i didn't scream "I WANT THAT CAR", i just needed a car and my Dads suggested using his rover, he kindly put me on the insurance, something that can be changed, unlike your sick life style.

  • Daddys boy now are we, can't even afford a Rover yourself, so you rely on "dad" to pay for everything, I take it you still have "bitty" for free, courtessy of your mother. Only I wouldn't have the ordacity to hassle my parents for anything I work hard for it instead, thats why I havn't got a Rover - I thought your insurance was rather too cheap for a 20 yearold child. At least I have a proper caring insurance company & not some obsolete service-less crap like Tesco!

  • Lol your running out of pathetic things to say. Daddies boy? thats the best thing you could come out with because i borrowed his car? haha you fucking loser, what part of this do you not understand, you are FAT and GAY 2 of the most embarrasing things a person could be so the fact i am using a rover hardly shadows what problems you have in your own fucked up life, atleast my dad was kind enough to do me a small favour unlike yours that caught you sniffing your little brothers dirty underwear.

  • ooo you vicious old queen you! My dad wouldn't ever insult me by offering me a shitty Rover 400 in the first place. Thats more of a stab in the back than a helping hand. If my dad offered me his Daewoo Nexia 2 years ago I would have put a brick on the throttle & aimed it at a solid wall

  • shows the love in your family then, and while you've been skitting my dad having a rover your dad has a fucking daewoo!!! haha AND your fat! AND GAY, keep it coming pecker ;)

  • he HAD a DAEWOO! he hasn't got one now & hasn't had one for the last 2 years because it was a pile of shite! Hes not stupid enough to keep spending money on it after the value has been lost. Not like your dippy dad, he doesn't obviously know anything about cars at all & stupidly keeps a car that is totally redundant! At least our Daewoo had a 1.5 Twin cam 16v nippy Vauxhall engine in it. Yours has a K-series Twin-cam british leyland engine that blows up if you dare to put your foot down!

  • Say what you like about cars and stuff who cares, but don't insult my dad thanks, your meant to be 24 years of age not 15. My dad is 56 and couldn't care less about it because he is one of the managers at inland revinue and gets mercedes as company cars, the rover is just there INCASE and the only reason we've kept it this long is because it's been fantastic, never had an engine fault, just general maintanence and its fine, cheap easy trouble free motoring is all he cares about and so do i..

  • If hes had a Mercedes company car then the Rover has never been relied on, so Its never driven anywhere to develop an engine fault. Drive it often enough & you will see. My mates mother had a P-reg Rover 416 SLi & she has a different opinion on it. Your dad never obviously relied on it for work unlike my mates mum. Hers blew up on her 3 times & she was only too glad to get a Ford fusion 1.4 on motability & has vowed never to touch rover!

  • Actually he uses it all the time, it gets used everyday, he only has a company car when he is working away from home, the rest of the time he uses the rover which has never missed a beat, it has well over 100K miles on it now and it runs like new. You need to keep your worthless opinions to yourself you fat gay boy :)

  • Its not an opinion, Rovers ARE SHIT! ask yourself why they went bust in 2005. Ask yourself why they went to NAC in China, home of the shittest cars. Thats why you will always be trapped pennyless with a Rover because you lack people skills. 1 in 10 people are gay. But you wouldn't know that because you've never ventured outside your front door to meet real people. I feel sorry for your inability to interact with human beings. You are worse than a severely Autistic Hermit.

  • I will be honest here, I nearly bought a Met-Red R-reg Rover 420SDi for £300 about 7 months ago because I didn't want to put any milage on my Seat Leon what soever. I opted for a large SWB van instead as a van had bigger space inside & I needed it for courier & multidrop jobs. I couldn't do that in that little Rover! I was also planning to hand it to my dad after use, as he had a shitty old citroen ZX Auora 1.9TD at the time.