George Carlin- Guys named Todd

[sidearmsalpha]

I've noticed a guy named Tucker in my workplace's database, and I finally met him a few days ago. I couldn't help but laugh in my head when I was helping him as I thought about this bit.

[Holdupchuck]

Seriously ? Has nobody said 38 people were named Todd ? Damn..

[68toddrandall]

classic funny shit!

[BloggerMusicMan]

Let's go with bad girl's names too. I'll start with Crystal and Priscilla. Any other ideas?

[BloggerMusicMan]

@BloggerMusicMan

*Note, brownie points will be given if the name is common amongst spoiled children.

[assweaverproductions]

FUCK TUCKER, TUCKER SUCKS

[joringhost]

I loled when he said dylan...my name is dylan!

[jakamneziak]

I reckon that we should be like switzerland in having a list of names you can choose form. We have a kid in Bolton (not us personally but the country does anyway) officially christened as REEBOK! How the hell did we get to that stage? Come on. Where are the Terry, Jack, Robert, Steve, Mark, Bruce, George, William, Bill, Carl and Michael's?

[TheLockon00]

Also,

Fuck:

Barry, Beck, Jamie, Brendan, Ryan, Elijah, Urijah, Sydney, Ian, Dennis, Terry, Craig, Shawn, Nate, Chad, Travis, Randall, Lloyd, Leon, Dean, Shane, Gene, Cecil, Dwayne, Jared, Cory, Neil, Hugh, Dwight, Daryl, and Wade.

One good rule of thumb is fuck anyone with a "y" in their name that doesn't come at the end.

Let's get some more fucking guys named George, Mike, Steve, John, and Will in this fucking country. lol.

[llancynfelyn]

Hahaha proper funny!

[MacLabFever]

it's true I only knew one Todd in my life and he was a total dick.

[TheLockon00]

@MacLabFever Dude, now that I think about it, it's the exact same for me. My first boss ever was named Todd, and he was a totally fucking cunt. That's the only Todd I know.

[ninjacobra]

Haha! Hilarious! My name is Todd.

[luxub]

haha yes my names danny and he insulted like 10 peoples names just from my school

[BaKed6969]

sorry but eddie, nicky, and tony are tha most homo names ive ever heard,,if u have any of these names im sorry but your dick lovin homo!

[1234Mindgames]

George Carlin just insulted my name (Jordan) I feel honored.

[tocamelaconga]

Hi Tucker, I'm Todd. HI Todd, I'm Tucker. LOL

[drpurple18]

i think everyone can agree that the worst male name ever is Sebastian

[hazmatt803]

fps russia's name is kyle, dont talk about fpsrussia -.-

[Subutai775]

ive never liked having blake as a name. its never felt right and george carlin explained it better than i could have

[Principalies]

These aren't boy's names, they're dog's names.

[NJskate08106]

Well I don't know if I should be happy my name's Todd, or just be ashamed.

[ridgerunner721601]

Hey, Carlin was right here. If I ever have sons I'm naming them Elmo, Hubert, Egbert and Percy. None of this Dylan, Tyler, Jaden crap. All of those fad names nowadays sound like somebody's last name, not their first name. And the girls names now are just as bad. Madison was a president and Ashley was a character from Gone With the Wind. 

[KristyLavin69]

Dammit, I'm naming my son Kyle Jameson. I guess cuz Mr. Carlin disapproves I'll have to think of something else. lol

[yo5612]

i know people with all of these names. :)

[salvo711]

It's funny because it's fucking true.

[miamigroove]

PART OF THE CONTINUED PUSSIFICATION OF THE AMERICAN MALE

[Failinj]

36 people have shit names

[KatherineFal]

Guys names Todd, Tucker, and Kyle get an arrow through their knee.

[woshushe]

lol sorry for 36 Todd out there

[DrHerbz]

They're names... really, who gives a shit?

It's quite ironic, because the people who found this funny, are the same people who are the brunt of some of his other jokes.

[Arai4lpinestars]

@DrHerbz you're a homo if you don't agree with the great GC

[DrHerbz]

@Arai4lpinestars

What an intelligent response. Your mother must be proud of you!...

I look forward to your next syllable with eager anticipation!

I like a lot of Carlin's work, but this sketch was shite.

[DelornificatioN]

@DrHerbz STFU Tucker....

[ReaLizZe7]

@DrHerbz You're a moron.

[Taud]

@DrHerbz My name is actually Todd, George Carlin was my favorite actor, and no one has ever made me laugh at stand up except for him.

You couldn't be more on the ball with that comment

[theatlantisrise]

If he lived another 4 years, he'd get a hold of Aiden, Tanner, and Chase. They make Kyle look like Chuck Norris.

[AmbitionsOfMan]

Fuck Kyle

[greg12145]

@DaPissa1 Lol - from a middle name Todd - guess he doesn't know the power of it!

[msj56]

Any name that ends with "er" is the name of a douche.

[nickcrabberulz]

yeah you can pull off "Nicky" if you're Italian.

[ToddServo]

My name really is Todd and I still find this hilarious !! Miss this guy so much !! R.I.P. , George .

[jsmaye]

Since when is "Nicky" a tough name?

[patyk77]

@jsmaye Since Joe Pesci starred in Casino

[balot1958]

@jsmaye you have to say it with an italian accent

[areyu93]

this is why dads should get to name the kid. not some middle class mother who only cares about how 'cute' her kid is when he is a toddler...fuck you mum..

[msmansilla]

Tanner is an awful name.

[DrMoarbidKrabs]

Hunter is another soft name

[lilsuzy1057]

Luv George Carlin!

[AlgisKemezys]

George Carlin rules and will always be my favorite.

[SapphireSparta]

36 people are named Tod.

[tuckernuts88]

hey now.

[TheSurvivalTheory]

I am suddenly very happy my name is Vincent! AKA Vinny ;)

[residualbill]

Hell yeah! Hell fuckn yeah!

I have felt the same exact way about all of those names that he mentioned.

You know, my sister just had a kid, and she was almost going to name him Aiden.

Seriously. Aiden.

WTF??

She was also considering a lot of names that, when I was a kid, would've gotten someone's ass kicked on a daily basis. All those names that sound like last names. Taylor, Jackson...

She ended up settling on the name Noah.

Still, what?

...at least it's not Aiden!

...or TODD!!!

[Divinemadness2]

@residualbill Haha this is hilarious. My best friend's name is Noah and his little brother's name is Aiden. It's funny cus these names aren't that common.

[Cubarted]

HI IM TODD!! priceless

[Catcherintherye11111]

strider?

[wakleytom]

"Hi, what's your name?"

"TODD! I'm Todd!"

R.I.P George Carlin, a true comedy genius (1937-2008)

[snewso]

he was a great one

[guthax20]

Hey! My names tyler...thats the only time anything hes said has personally aplied to me...i feel like all the fat people in his audiance that heard his "redundent mounds of protoplasm" remark. :( i like my name lol...

[DtaAtaVtaE]

If you like your name that's all that matters. You could change it if you really wanted to right?

[LcplHabon]

@DtaAtaVtaE You can have it changed but you have to fill out some official paperwork and stuff 

[gamefreak11]

The Todd at my school has down syndrome.

[Cheezyspam]

FUCK...my name is Todd. I hate my name and always have. It's the kind of name you would automatically associate with an uppity, blonde haired, cardigan wearing, country club, pretty boy, polo player... and that's not me at all, I HATE polo!

[DtaAtaVtaE]

lmfao.

[tankbukkake]

any guy named SKYLER SHOULD BE SHOT!!!!

[analbumcover500]

@tankbukkake No, that would be way to good for them.

[Senmetsu]

@tankbukkake My friend's name is Skyler. COME AT US BRO >:(

[godvia]

Tucker Carlson ... nuff said

[DarthKrattus]

Manliest first name: Gino

Manliest last name: Ramirez

[BlackSkullRacer613]

What about Leonard? That's probably the softest man's name that I have ever heard.

[ClamChowdah429]

My name is Nikki. I agree with George, I could kick the ass of a Todd or a Kyle.

[RyderRocks73]

My name is Jordan... I think it's pretty cool. I don't care though, good routine.

[asianwhitenigger]

he should have mentioned jared and derek

and johnny coolguy , youre not that cool buddy....ive seen you write the same goddamn comment on numerous george carlin pages

[Ele3tricEye]

whats wrong with derek?

cmon i wanna see a rant. I AM INVADING YOUR SPACE! INSULT ME!

[asianwhitenigger]

you dont see anything wrong with derek??

maybe cause youre a pussclot

[Ele3tricEye]

at least im getting some :P

[1stclassrecordings]

fuk you. Johnny or any variation of that name(jack, jonathan, Giovanni, Ivan, etc.) is one of the most common names all over the world. Fuck you, Chan Nigel Johnson.

[CodyTheHusky]

Haha this is funny.

But I have a friend named Kyle and he is anything BUT a softie lol.

Cody IS a real name tho lol

5/5

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

I'm sick of Guys named Dane!

[MrsMillienniumforce]

all i have to say is Roflmao man did he always make me laugh

[johnnycoolguy9554]

"We need a real man's name: Biff Webster, Spud Crowley, Chuck Steak."

"Grow up Bill Joe Carl Bob Danny Frank."

[typacsk]

Blast Hardcheese.

Rip Steakface.

Bob Johnson...oh wait.

[redhotrider57]

Hells yeah! Great reference!

[BiffWebster100]

I agree

[TheHandsomeDonovan]

ha, shit I grew up in LA, and in New York for a bit, I noticed in California there was a lot of stupid fucking names like Cameron, Lane, Blane, Jared , and in New York, maybe it was the city, I'm not sure, but they were all tougher and they had man's names like fucking Joe, Allan, James, and Marty.

[ithrowtdz]

Dude, its subjective.... who gives a shit...

[FeelOfFriction]

Lol I've never liked my name: Tyler. Funny hearing him say it.

[UltimateWeapon666]

what about Brad, would he think that's a goofy name?

[godlike51]

Fuck Tucker

[cobrafan427]

fuck tucker, tucker sucks

[SebiWarrior]

@cobrafan427 Caboose is the true hero... maybe..

[1974Qball]

LOL hahahahaha funny as hel!

[nickyboo106]

EDDIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[qwertywolf2]

what album is this? i must buy it immediately!

[xXD4rkL1nkXx]

Complaints and Greviances

[passiveMenis]

Complaints and Grievances

[odessyrcr589]

I miss this man.

[NoBullAct]

Awesome. George Carlin has DUBBED MY NAME WORTHY. I know a lot of people named a lot of these names! Mainly on George's hate list! XD Ah, the beautiful downfall of names. It gives us with REAL names a good laugh. XD No offense to anyone, I know a Dillon, a Todd and a Cody. XD

[RadioBlaBlaFM]

Leben und Tod.

When someone's name is tod, he is named : dead.

I would get tired of it too hahahaaha

I

[kobil316SH]

congratulation u know a german word

[Gillespie75]

Did he say Cody?....That's my name.

And he IS right, which is disturbing.

[Superbeast1954]

He's right though. Where are all the old school man-names?

[Aresolar690]

I don't know. There are an abundance of Brandons and Jordans at my school, which I detest. I'm naming my kid Charlie, fuck these new-agey, bullshit names. They sound immasculine.

[Superbeast1954]

yeah. Give your kid a mans name for cryin out loud. You dont want him growin up with something like a name like most of these...... at least nobody in my family has a name like that. Not even close.

[passiveMenis]

Imagine a 55 year old man with the name Kyle.

[Superbeast1954]

lol yeah. Thats what I mean.

[ithrowtdz]

Fuck I never thought about that... fortunately ill be dead by 40

[kentuckyfriedjew]

3 worst names ever

Hunter

Tanner

Gunner

[WatsUpHomieGSlice]

lol i have to show my friend Tucker this video :)

[Pinskip2]

I had a hamster called Eddie. What a guy. I also had a hamster called Jimmy. He was a bit of a prick.

[mrdark9]

Hahahaha! Oh my god....

[Tomdawg89]

Up the Irons friend, I saw Maiden last summer.

This skit makes me think of Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam. RIP George.

[canadasucks400]

i got 3 names id name my son.

jacky

jean

or rusty.

[Superbeast1954]

Rusty is the only semi-man name in there. where do you come up with this shit?

[simpsons618]

I so agree with him! Some of these names are so stupid. Fuck Kyle, Todd, and Tucker!!

[haywood16]

Joseph! Michael! Real names!

[joji64theninja]

"fuck tucker, tucker sucks."

[SupaTROopa2]

im naming my kid EDDIE

[0Mike0Banks0]

ever realize how theres all these dumbass families running around with kids named dylan!! in 20 years time theres gonna be a bunch of adult dylan's running around

[zfouda2004]

i know, dylan is like a 6 year olds name, not for adults, i feel sorry for the people who have dumbfuck parents and screw up their lives by naming them dylan

[0Mike0Banks0]

one of the kids that shot up columbine was named dylan

[SearchingYT]

Most the names he bashed..I've never met someone with those names I actually liked.

[lionslicer9999]

Tucker

[SnapFingersSnapNeck]

yes, there are no "smart people" in the suburbs.......all the geniuses are downtown, living in the most crowded areas where stuff is more expensive.

And, of course, it does without saying, that there wouldn't EVER be a single Todd in the city. They're AALLLLLL in the suburbs.

Right? ya moron?

[mikedrummonds]

Yeah, I'm a moron, brilliant conclusion. FYI, I think you meant to say "Goes wihout saying" not "Does without saying". Also you do not insult someone and then add a question mark. Way to prove your point Snap

[mikedrummonds]

And it's just getting worse and worse with each generation. You know what name my fourteen year old sister plans to give her son if she ever has one? Take a deep breath for this one. Landon, she wants to name her future son Landon. She might as well tatoo the words "Shove this end into the toilet, my name is Landon" on his forehead after hes born.

[SearchingYT]

LMAO @ Landon. Like the jackass soccer player Landon Donovan. Horrible name.

[mikedrummonds]

It just gets better and better, her second top name for her future son is Peter! do I really have to say anything else? I'm willing to bet that nine times out of ten when males have these stupid fucking pussy shit names it's the mother's doing. I know a million women who have had boy children out of wedlock, here are a few examples of the names they have given their sons: Asher, Clay, Bastian, Nathan, Romer, Quinn, Finch, Julian, Casey, Augustine and Bale. I rest my case.

[TheVigilantCitizen]

I like this man very much,he uses the common sense.

[Taud]

I'm honored George Carlin made fun of my name, RIP he was one of the greats.....

[jabre12]

:DDD

[chrisnixon16]

holy fucker.lol.todd is a real fucked up name i have to agree with him first the parents who named him that must have been gay and also if you say it correctlly you might be suprized on what it sounds like.

[Ambrolen]

Most Kyles I know (in person and in movies) are gay lol

[Stupert23]

Laughed my ass off. Nothing more to say since it's usually rare for me. Well unless it's Carlin.

[99cooperp]

Cody and Corey are two names that really make my skin crawl. Typical middle class names given by mothers who think it sounds cute.

[SearchingYT]

99cooperp

Exactly.  Well said

[EventisInnovations]

Guys named Ashley and Cameron *facepalm*

[beefydan7272]

haha glad my names danny

[Brownkyl]

My name is Kyle and I thought that this video was fucking hilarious. He just named like every guy in my fucking leave it to beaver suburban hell hole.

[mikedrummonds]

I would say idiocracy has come true in suburban America, but then I realize that their were probably never any smart people in the suburbs to begin with.

[caligirl2337]

what about the name zebadiah?

[azeedalilweezylova]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[SickVEmpire]

I tell you the most fucked up name, it's God! You know.. "I Love Gaaaaaad". It's Gaaaaad. Always Gaaaaad. Gad sucks! And another one: Jesus! Jiiiiiiiizas! Jiiiiiiiizas! Jizas like jeez. Fuck Christians, hail Carlin!

[yubitzica007]

evident:>

[quakingaspen23]

Aiden. There's another stupid yuppie name.

[Alex618mir]

lol devin,ur a cocksucker

a faggoty cockfucking cocksucker

[asspop123]

Skylar is a bitch name as well!

[ridace]

what? wtf is that? lol

[TomValedro]

Lol ur name is Devin.

[BobbyDylanFan]

Hi tucker I'm todd

Hi todd I'm tucker

[rukon1234]

I do like goofy names though, they make you stand out.

[Alex618mir]

standing out is not always a good things,and in tihs case they make u stand out of normal names and good names

[TheHandsomeDonovan]

lol, Kyle is a soft name, I have yet to meet a Kyle that getting beaten up by a Joe, a Mike, or a an Eddie.

[skyscraper54]

FUCK TUCKER ....TUCKER SUCKS !

[123PWNT]

Boys named Cameron

/facepalm

[Rush511]

Tucker is a Tough Tuckin name

[rukon1234]

And Gavin is a stupid name too.

[barnyard1414]

omg, to funny

[SicariusLB]

Tony is facking awesome name :D and he beats up Tucker lolol!

[Nyra41]

I like the name Blaze.

[DeerDance720]

my name is joey.i was planning on naming my boys vinnie and tony. but watabout connor? jamie? shawn? ryan? and mike?

[garad123456]

dude, never get kids if you are planning to ask about naming them on youtube

[R4CH3LDeH4V3N]

i'm so naming my son eddie now.

[EddiedeMan]

Eddieeee

[PhilWithCoffee]

Not true if it's a boy named Sue...(I'm sorry, that was too good to resist!)