Thank you for gracing us with your presence and bestowing upon us your infallible knowledge and wisdom. We are truly not worthy of your attention and we may peacefully find our way into the afterlife knowing that our work hath held your gaze, if even for a moment.
@TheLordMilton I really wish you would have stopped at "The grace in life in which I am able to bestow bears." It gave me a chuckle and smile to think of you, The Lord Milton, bestowing his grace upon bears.
But you continued on, and the rest of what you wrote just made me sad.
@TheLordMilton What if he were a time-traveler and was responsible for the invention of pie? Why would you wish such a thing on the hypothetical inventor of pie? Do you hate pies? You can't. Everybody loves pie.
Shit I thought that was great.....!!!
bowhunter2439 2 months ago
@bowhunter2439 Thanks!
RestaurantEquipment 2 months ago
If you think this is a good advertisement, your a bunch of puberty struck fools.
TheLordMilton 2 months ago
My Liege,
Thank you for gracing us with your presence and bestowing upon us your infallible knowledge and wisdom. We are truly not worthy of your attention and we may peacefully find our way into the afterlife knowing that our work hath held your gaze, if even for a moment.
RestaurantEquipment 2 months ago
@RestaurantEquipment : The grace in life which I am able to bestow, bears no relation to stupidity, of which you manifestly exude, in bucket loads.
TheLordMilton 2 months ago
@TheLordMilton I really wish you would have stopped at "The grace in life in which I am able to bestow bears." It gave me a chuckle and smile to think of you, The Lord Milton, bestowing his grace upon bears.
But you continued on, and the rest of what you wrote just made me sad.
RestaurantEquipment 2 months ago
@RestaurantEquipment : I wish the swinger of that pick-axe would have gone full circle and disemboweled himself.
TheLordMilton 2 months ago
@TheLordMilton What if he were a time-traveler and was responsible for the invention of pie? Why would you wish such a thing on the hypothetical inventor of pie? Do you hate pies? You can't. Everybody loves pie.
RestaurantEquipment 2 months ago
Hilarious!
melmann8 3 months ago