I know of a man who is currently making a mod. This is no ordinary mod, this mod spawns a dragon every time a guard says that line about an arrow and his knee. The dragon swoops down and does the execution move where it picks up the guard and flings it around happens then it fly's off. Unfortunately he's still working on it.
@isucksomuchl0l Actually not, it's a modern arrow. The arrowhead is a lot bigger and in a special X shape to allow shots to be more accurate and drop less over the same distance. Modern arrows don't have as much decoration (ie feathers) at the end.
Now watch someone make Sigurd(Belethor's assistant)into an actual companion who can throw firewood and who's only dialouge is "I work for Belethor at the general goods store".I'd download it.
Alright, I really loved the jokes in this. I hope you guys get some better mics and maybe some costumes and re-do this skit. I found it really funny and wish there was more production in it, but hey you still did a great job.
Then i took an arrow to the knee ;)....cudnt have been a better timing lols
TheMMOGameReviews 1 day ago
in appropriate view at 0:25
ThePorkBuddy 1 week ago
I know of a man who is currently making a mod. This is no ordinary mod, this mod spawns a dragon every time a guard says that line about an arrow and his knee. The dragon swoops down and does the execution move where it picks up the guard and flings it around happens then it fly's off. Unfortunately he's still working on it.
FreeMan1355 1 week ago
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Alysaria 2 weeks ago
haha 2:33 made my day... xD
enzkie044 2 weeks ago
This made me laugh so hard.
Brilliant.
TheWomanMonster 2 weeks ago
Sad that it's harder to destroy that dragon than the ones in game >->
Daviimariani 3 weeks ago
Thumbs way WAY up for this
N47Z86 4 weeks ago
WHERE ARE MORE!
MEHHEAH 4 weeks ago
el dragon ql xd
Paltoko 1 month ago
That was beast
MrDillybar12 1 month ago
Oh thank God. I love these videos I didn't notice you posted a new one!
guy8900 1 month ago
And then Gary Bigham gave up on his dream of becoming an adventurer, and instead joined the Whiterun Guards.
DHGameStudios 1 month ago in playlist More videos from CrazyBorisProduction
I LMAO ..more please :D
InDogsIBelieve 1 month ago
I am sworn to carry your burdens...
FoxboyAlex 1 month ago
For belethor indeed...he's the only one accepting my junk
Raptor89994 1 month ago
Y'know... there needs to be a Skyrim mod that makes Belethor's assistant (I forget his name at the moment) a follower.
And add a new weapon called "A big stick"
RetroMenace 1 month ago
XD That was awesome!
annealysse 1 month ago
Best video of 2011!
MichieHoward 1 month ago
Yep, this is what LARPs are like.
TrevytheGreat 1 month ago
LOL
TheMisstiks 1 month ago
2:45 Epicosity begins.
miclovin222 1 month ago
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miclovin222 1 month ago
I used to be a LARPer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee
Aldusrahl 1 month ago
Lol the arrow faces the wrong way when he gets hit in the end
isucksomuchl0l 1 month ago
@isucksomuchl0l Actually not, it's a modern arrow. The arrowhead is a lot bigger and in a special X shape to allow shots to be more accurate and drop less over the same distance. Modern arrows don't have as much decoration (ie feathers) at the end.
nichtvorhanden 1 month ago
Your kidding right?
TheJewishAssassin 1 month ago
lol... love the ending. you're now that guard on Skyrim who says "I used to be an adventurer once like you, then I took an arrow to the knee"
MonsterEnergy3211 1 month ago
Loved it, especially the ending, very epic. What's that last soundtrack called?
SogeKami 1 month ago
Is that your real voice.
QuadroGaming 1 month ago
why doesn't this have more views?!?!!
payne67 1 month ago
There are no cars in Skyrim, we fast-travel on glitchy flying horses. :V
KazeSkyfox 1 month ago
Do a Portal video next, that'd be funny if you avoid all the overused jokes
Highlandheadbanger 1 month ago
@Highlandheadbanger As long as he gets someone to VA GLaDOS and frequently insult his efforts, I will totally watch it.
KazeSkyfox 1 month ago
I used to think arrow to the knee jokes were funny until Gary Bigham took an arrow to the knee.
MrFlyingSnakes 1 month ago
Dorkly!
MultiExtreme1234 1 month ago
Ahhh... good for a laugh!
LarpCraft 1 month ago
"I work for Belethor at the General Goods store!!" That's going to be my new real life battlecry.
Fuloqwam 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos 7
This is funny and sad at the same time sorry, but might need animation!
paleknight1 1 month ago
";uhw;oefbpirheejk mysticism"
there's no mysticism
c0dyru55311 1 month ago
@c0dyru55311 There was in Oblivion. I miss mysticism AKA easy 5 finger discount.
KazeSkyfox 1 month ago
nex time you make a video, I wanna see blood&gore
Xalxitz 1 month ago
Now watch someone make Sigurd(Belethor's assistant)into an actual companion who can throw firewood and who's only dialouge is "I work for Belethor at the general goods store".I'd download it.
StMarciano 1 month ago 2
best part is the music
CHILEwile007 1 month ago
3:05 ass sweat
TheRealSadScream 1 month ago
You are now subbed and this vid is liked from me (thank the escapist for that,(Also thunbs up if Escapist brought you here))
If only fast travel was really like this 2:06
StrikevonNice 1 month ago 8
that was fucking hilarious, subbed
theownerer2 1 month ago
I used to work for Belethor at the General Goods Store, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
ThunderCavalier 1 month ago
"I WORK FOR BELETHOR AT THE GENERAL GOODS STORE!!!"
LelouchRix 1 month ago 3
Appearantly china is the land of skyrim
darklink223456 1 month ago
My seven year old is rolling in the floor beside laughing to death. And I found this fucking hilarious as well. Brava good sir!
MichieHoward 1 month ago
i just jizzed
Necromacable 1 month ago
The awkward moment when you get an arrow out of your knee and you put it back again.
hotnuffsaid97 1 month ago 6
that was hilarious
Ninjaprokiller1998 1 month ago
I've watched this video so many times. I'm still mesmerized at your illusion spell. How the fuck.
mraznonge 1 month ago
the arrow is a lie?
wawabug 1 month ago
Lost it at 2:50.
Thoric485 1 month ago
Belethor's assistant > Dragon Priest & Dragon? Why the hell isn't he my companion?!?!
SavySama1 1 month ago
Best companion ever
Necrosis527 1 month ago
Companions OP?
kouriichi 1 month ago
Why the strange voice?
godofallu 1 month ago
0:24 Dovahkiin going into space
0:27 cheesewheel migration
0:31 HOYL FCUK look at all dem dragons
DarkPaladin44 1 month ago
You know, if you've got the aptitude, you should join the mages college in winterhold
TheDangerio 1 month ago 39
@TheDangerio I did, in the game
MEHHEAH 4 weeks ago
LOL.
SelevanRsC 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Thish guy shoundsh like he came do dishcussh the ongoing hoshtilitesh like the resht of the great warriorsh.
OrangeJews1138 1 month ago
I used to take an arrow to a knee, but then I worked for Belethor, at the general goods store.
harvestsun 1 month ago 18
Gosh, he is still way cute no matter how dorky he's acting o///o
This is hilarious. I think I loved the "illusion" the best C:
I still need to play Skyrim. I'm just scared I will get addicted to it like Dragon Age xD
poempoorlywritten3 1 month ago
@poempoorlywritten3 Oh you will, but it's definitely worth it.
Finn1million 1 month ago
AM I STILL YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN??? I WILL NOT STOP ASKING UNTILL YOU CONFIRM.
Thrashr666 1 month ago
@Thrashr666 No you are not. Guy who's caps lock is more stuck took your place.
DonnZ0r 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you watched the video just to see if he said "FUS RO DAH!"
ThisPlaceIsAMess 1 month ago
+100 internets for Mojang and Bethesda lawsuit. I remember that.
FireLordRAGGY 1 month ago
0:27 RunAwayFive would have an orgasm over that cheeze...
gmodman999 1 month ago in playlist More videos from CrazyBorisProduction
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Nuinethir 1 month ago
@Nuinethir
I dont claim to be the besht blackshmitcsh on Youtube. Eorlund Graymane hash that honor.
CrazyBorisProduction 1 month ago
It was like i was actually playing the game....
damage999 1 month ago in playlist More videos from CrazyBorisProduction
Funny stuff guys.
stevedapirate 1 month ago
Well done guys! Many thanks for making me laugh..several times.
rossy1704 1 month ago
This is actually excellent. Love the way the dragon hesitates when he hits you in the face.
Gustertote 1 month ago
lmfao that was hilarious
Str0ngmachine2 1 month ago
HAHA this was surprisingly awesome!
bosshog7169 1 month ago
forces are not for suntrust
WebCamCartmell 1 month ago
That guy sounds just like Belethor's assistant.
Dtumnus 1 month ago 82
Oh shit watch out guys, its the fat and the furious
sharkthecrew 1 month ago
@sharkthecrew For shame dude. For shame.
ax3lo7 1 month ago
ILLUSION!!!
UltimegaSeven 1 month ago
I used to work for belethor in the general goods store, but then i took an arrow in the knee.
Brokeasscheewbaka 1 month ago
Love the little details 2:18 :)
fuaburisu 1 month ago in playlist More videos from CrazyBorisProduction
I AM mesmerized.
sloandawg 1 month ago
Lol, that's pretty good. Love the shaky cam.
fuaburisu 1 month ago
Not bad, good sir. Not bad.
Tokioka 1 month ago
Well done sirs.
Kwiatekbe 1 month ago
I want to work for Belethor.
Sceadusawol 1 month ago
For belethor!
Brokeasscheewbaka 1 month ago
HE TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE
HellGatefr2 1 month ago
@JymzJameson So are you. SEE WHAT I DID THAR
XProffrinkX 1 month ago
That was incredible.
AtomicDonkeh 1 month ago
Epic Fast-Travel is Epic.
Billaxle 1 month ago
H...how did he do that illusion spell?
SaintInsanity02 1 month ago 3
inb4 a bunch of views and junk
homeyG75 1 month ago
lol at 0:56 I think that really hurt him
FadesEntertainment 1 month ago
This is a bunch of bull, can you just meet me halfway?! Fergi walks in-RIGHT AT THE BORDERLINE THAT'S WERE IM GONNA WAIT!
MrThetagcraft 1 month ago
That guys cooler then Belethor...Belethor would sell his own sister if he had one...
MrThetagcraft 1 month ago
I.Work.For.Belethor.
MrThetagcraft 1 month ago
Transcribe audio best moments:
0:22
1:11
1:25
And the best 3:23
CrazyBorisProduction 1 month ago 33
i used to be a dragon priest, until i took a stick to the face
devijoe 1 month ago
Where'd you get that awesome helmet?
devijoe 1 month ago
@devijoe its duct tape dude lol
fox110110 1 month ago
@fox110110 Yeah, it's hard to type sarcasm, lol
devijoe 1 month ago
@devijoe
oh lol my bad
fox110110 1 month ago
He works.
For Belethor.
ZackBarzahd 1 month ago
OMG YESSSSS This was so good! I laughed out loud through the whole thing! Definitely shareworthy!
naveregnide 1 month ago
I WORK FOR BELETHOR
killerkityisbackman 1 month ago
Gary Bigham doesn't does illusions. Tricks are what hookers do for money
noahsim97 1 month ago
FINALLY!
MrHomicidalMonkey 1 month ago
As much as I'm absolutely sick of all the arrow to the knee jokes, I've got to say, that totally caught me by surprise and I lol'd. Well done.
Wavanova 1 month ago 2
forget fast traveling to Markarth.
just find Sanguine in a random inn and challenge him to a drinking contest
flaminaxe32 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Dont you hate it when bandits just come out of nowhere
TheAtomicusBomb 1 month ago
FUS RO DA...........Ahhhhhh
theilikecheeseguy 1 month ago
I'm surprised your illusion failed.
AdamsUniverse 1 month ago
YES!
InstantClassic9 1 month ago
2:28 i can´t take it on both a dragon and a dragon-?
marsling12 1 month ago
@marsling12 priest.
DonnZ0r 1 month ago
@marsling12 Dragon and dragon priest.
SpaceManiacX 1 month ago
he will never be an adventurer anymore... ;(
zxsSharpie 1 month ago
Wow. I really need to start working for Belethor at the General Goods Store. Did you see how much ass that guy kicked?
theslvrbullt 1 month ago
Alright, I really loved the jokes in this. I hope you guys get some better mics and maybe some costumes and re-do this skit. I found it really funny and wish there was more production in it, but hey you still did a great job.
endrom 1 month ago
@endrom The bad production makes it actually funnier.
marsling12 1 month ago
@endrom That is part of what makes this thing so funny.
joshrose2481 1 month ago
Well, i took an arrow in the knee. And i really missed some pro-LARPing :D
wakeupcall3r 1 month ago
I WORK FOR BETETHOR AT THE GENERAL GOODS STORE !
Stephan131996 1 month ago
(AT around the beggining) How does a man get chopped fire wood out of a normal men's bathroom.
grimRthehedgehog 1 month ago
@grimRthehedgehog he works for belethor at the general goods store
Bman135 1 month ago
@Bman135 that doesn't even make sense......
grimRthehedgehog 1 month ago
You should have made a scene at a 99 cents store as a stand with the shop keeper repeating retarded quotes.
grimRthehedgehog 1 month ago
This was by far the best LARP, you sir, are amazing!
loolool222 1 month ago
is he wearing a watch?
uncaringtulip 1 month ago
@uncaringtulip
Its called a "Pip Boy 3000".
CrazyBorisProduction 1 month ago 52
@CrazyBorisProduction I like the 2000 model better
MrWillsauce 1 month ago
Belethor is a rip-off artist
Headcrabman99 1 month ago
Mojang, sue them to Oblivion!
taintedsoul888 1 month ago
Thank god he is back
sceneryboy 1 month ago
I used to be a Pro-Larper like you, but then I took a fireball to the face.
TopHunter 1 month ago 24
@TopHunter
Yeah, that actually hurt like hell.
CrazyBorisProduction 1 month ago 28
@CrazyBorisProduction YOL TOR SHUL
TopHunter 1 month ago
I used to be a pro larper, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
animafanfall 1 month ago
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TopHunter 1 month ago
Oh the description!!!!
Also look at that Pro-LARPing!!!
MrRetlav 1 month ago
I really liked this video, and then you took an arrow to the knee. :/
JohnnyFunwrecker 1 month ago
Mysticism is in Skyrim! :)
TheJakoal 1 month ago
YES!
USSafeguard 1 month ago
When i grow up I want to be a adventerer and take a arrow to the knee.
Dreamer9828 1 month ago
He was going to be an adventurer then he took an arrow to the knee
3Demontaco3 1 month ago
I think that might've been the best one yet.
jacobbill 1 month ago
Witty comment as a demonstration of praise!
AdmrlTact 1 month ago
Excellent!
mooseking87 1 month ago
Awesome as always, keep up the good work
Lordvolipoop 1 month ago