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  • Then i took an arrow to the knee ;)....cudnt have been a better timing lols

  • in appropriate view at 0:25

  • I know of a man who is currently making a mod. This is no ordinary mod, this mod spawns a dragon every time a guard says that line about an arrow and his knee. The dragon swoops down and does the execution move where it picks up the guard and flings it around happens then it fly's off. Unfortunately he's still working on it.

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  • haha 2:33 made my day... xD

  • This made me laugh so hard.

    Brilliant.

  • Sad that it's harder to destroy that dragon than the ones in game >->

  • Thumbs way WAY up for this

  • WHERE ARE MORE!

  • el dragon ql xd

  • That was beast

  • Oh thank God. I love these videos I didn't notice you posted a new one!

  • And then Gary Bigham gave up on his dream of becoming an adventurer, and instead joined the Whiterun Guards.

  • I LMAO ..more please :D

  • I am sworn to carry your burdens...

  • For belethor indeed...he's the only one accepting my junk

  • Y'know... there needs to be a Skyrim mod that makes Belethor's assistant (I forget his name at the moment) a follower.

    And add a new weapon called "A big stick"

  • XD That was awesome!

  • Best video of 2011!

  • Yep, this is what LARPs are like.

  • LOL

  • 2:45 Epicosity begins.

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  • I used to be a LARPer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee

  • Lol the arrow faces the wrong way when he gets hit in the end

  • @isucksomuchl0l Actually not, it's a modern arrow. The arrowhead is a lot bigger and in a special X shape to allow shots to be more accurate and drop less over the same distance. Modern arrows don't have as much decoration (ie feathers) at the end.

  • Your kidding right?

  • lol... love the ending. you're now that guard on Skyrim who says "I used to be an adventurer once like you, then I took an arrow to the knee"

  • Loved it, especially the ending, very epic. What's that last soundtrack called?

  • Is that your real voice.

  • why doesn't this have more views?!?!!

  • There are no cars in Skyrim, we fast-travel on glitchy flying horses. :V

  • Do a Portal video next, that'd be funny if you avoid all the overused jokes

  • @Highlandheadbanger As long as he gets someone to VA GLaDOS and frequently insult his efforts, I will totally watch it.

  • I used to think arrow to the knee jokes were funny until Gary Bigham took an arrow to the knee.

  • Dorkly!

  • Ahhh... good for a laugh!

  • "I work for Belethor at the General Goods store!!" That's going to be my new real life battlecry.

  • This is funny and sad at the same time sorry, but might need animation!

  • ";uhw;oefbpirheejk mysticism"

    there's no mysticism

  • @c0dyru55311 There was in Oblivion. I miss mysticism AKA easy 5 finger discount.

  • nex time you make a video, I wanna see blood&gore

  • Now watch someone make Sigurd(Belethor's assistant)into an actual companion who can throw firewood and who's only dialouge is "I work for Belethor at the general goods store".I'd download it.

  • best part is the music

  • 3:05 ass sweat

  • You are now subbed and this vid is liked from me (thank the escapist for that,(Also thunbs up if Escapist brought you here))

    If only fast travel was really like this 2:06

  • that was fucking hilarious, subbed

  • I used to work for Belethor at the General Goods Store, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • "I WORK FOR BELETHOR AT THE GENERAL GOODS STORE!!!"

  • Appearantly china is the land of skyrim

  • My seven year old is rolling in the floor beside laughing to death. And I found this fucking hilarious as well. Brava good sir!

  • i just jizzed

    

  • The awkward moment when you get an arrow out of your knee and you put it back again.

  • that was hilarious

  • I've watched this video so many times. I'm still mesmerized at your illusion spell. How the fuck.

  • the arrow is a lie?

  • Lost it at 2:50.

  • Belethor's assistant > Dragon Priest & Dragon? Why the hell isn't he my companion?!?!

  • Best companion ever

  • Companions OP?

  • Why the strange voice?

  • 0:24 Dovahkiin going into space

    0:27 cheesewheel migration

    0:31 HOYL FCUK look at all dem dragons

  • You know, if you've got the aptitude, you should join the mages college in winterhold

  • @TheDangerio I did, in the game

  • LOL.

  • I used to take an arrow to a knee, but then I worked for Belethor, at the general goods store.

  • Gosh, he is still way cute no matter how dorky he's acting o///o

    This is hilarious. I think I loved the "illusion" the best C:

    I still need to play Skyrim. I'm just scared I will get addicted to it like Dragon Age xD

  • @poempoorlywritten3 Oh you will, but it's definitely worth it.

  • AM I STILL YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN??? I WILL NOT STOP ASKING UNTILL YOU CONFIRM.

  • @Thrashr666 No you are not. Guy who's caps lock is more stuck took your place.

  • Thumbs up if you watched the video just to see if he said "FUS RO DAH!"

  • +100 internets for Mojang and Bethesda lawsuit. I remember that.

  • 0:27 RunAwayFive would have an orgasm over that cheeze...

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  • @Nuinethir

    I dont claim to be the besht blackshmitcsh on Youtube. Eorlund Graymane hash that honor.

  • It was like i was actually playing the game....

  • Funny stuff guys.

    

  • Well done guys! Many thanks for making me laugh..several times.

  • This is actually excellent. Love the way the dragon hesitates when he hits you in the face.

  • lmfao that was hilarious

  • HAHA this was surprisingly awesome!

  • forces are not for suntrust

  • That guy sounds just like Belethor's assistant.

  • Oh shit watch out guys, its the fat and the furious

  • @sharkthecrew For shame dude. For shame.

  • ILLUSION!!!

    

  • I used to work for belethor in the general goods store, but then i took an arrow in the knee.

  • Love the little details 2:18 :)

  • I AM mesmerized.

  • Lol, that's pretty good. Love the shaky cam.

  • Not bad, good sir. Not bad.

  • Well done sirs.

  • I want to work for Belethor.

  • For belethor!

  • HE TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE

  • @JymzJameson So are you. SEE WHAT I DID THAR

  • That was incredible.

  • Epic Fast-Travel is Epic.

  • H...how did he do that illusion spell?

  • inb4 a bunch of views and junk

  • lol at 0:56 I think that really hurt him

  • This is a bunch of bull, can you just meet me halfway?! Fergi walks in-RIGHT AT THE BORDERLINE THAT'S WERE IM GONNA WAIT!

  • That guys cooler then Belethor...Belethor would sell his own sister if he had one...

  • I.Work.For.Belethor.

  • Transcribe audio best moments:

    0:22

    1:11

    1:25

    And the best 3:23

  • i used to be a dragon priest, until i took a stick to the face

  • Where'd you get that awesome helmet?

  • @devijoe its duct tape dude lol

  • @fox110110 Yeah, it's hard to type sarcasm, lol

  • @devijoe

    oh lol my bad

  • He works.

    For Belethor.

  • OMG YESSSSS This was so good! I laughed out loud through the whole thing! Definitely shareworthy!

  • I WORK FOR BELETHOR

  • Gary Bigham doesn't does illusions. Tricks are what hookers do for money

  • FINALLY!

    

  • As much as I'm absolutely sick of all the arrow to the knee jokes, I've got to say, that totally caught me by surprise and I lol'd. Well done.

  • forget fast traveling to Markarth.

    just find Sanguine in a random inn and challenge him to a drinking contest

  • Dont you hate it when bandits just come out of nowhere

  • FUS RO DA...........Ahhhhhh

  • I'm surprised your illusion failed.

  • YES!

  • 2:28 i can´t take it on both a dragon and a dragon-?

  • @marsling12 priest.

  • @marsling12 Dragon and dragon priest.

  • he will never be an adventurer anymore... ;(

  • Wow. I really need to start working for Belethor at the General Goods Store. Did you see how much ass that guy kicked?

  • Alright, I really loved the jokes in this. I hope you guys get some better mics and maybe some costumes and re-do this skit. I found it really funny and wish there was more production in it, but hey you still did a great job.

  • @endrom The bad production makes it actually funnier.

  • @endrom That is part of what makes this thing so funny.

  • Well, i took an arrow in the knee. And i really missed some pro-LARPing :D

  • I WORK FOR BETETHOR AT THE GENERAL GOODS STORE !

  • (AT around the beggining) How does a man get chopped fire wood out of a normal men's bathroom.

  • @grimRthehedgehog he works for belethor at the general goods store

  • @Bman135 that doesn't even make sense......

  • You should have made a scene at a 99 cents store as a stand with the shop keeper repeating retarded quotes.

  • This was by far the best LARP, you sir, are amazing!

  • is he wearing a watch?

  • @uncaringtulip

    Its called a "Pip Boy 3000".

  • @CrazyBorisProduction I like the 2000 model better

  • Belethor is a rip-off artist

  • Mojang, sue them to Oblivion!

  • Thank god he is back

  • I used to be a Pro-Larper like you, but then I took a fireball to the face.

  • @TopHunter

    Yeah, that actually hurt like hell.

  • @CrazyBorisProduction YOL TOR SHUL

  • I used to be a pro larper, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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  • Oh the description!!!!

    Also look at that Pro-LARPing!!!

  • I really liked this video, and then you took an arrow to the knee. :/

  • Mysticism is in Skyrim! :)

  • YES!

  • When i grow up I want to be a adventerer and take a arrow to the knee.

  • He was going to be an adventurer then he took an arrow to the knee

  • I think that might've been the best one yet.

  • Witty comment as a demonstration of praise!

  • Excellent!

  • Awesome as always, keep up the good work

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