Creationist Morons - (warning static is loud, turn your speakers down a little!)

[Blackhawknz1]

@MySunshineNora And this is the existence of creationists.. watching videos made to out their stupidity

Even more pathetic.

[IamMrAwesome]

Haha, if only Ray knew that holding the banana the other way works much better, considering you can just pinch the top of it, and it opens literally PERFECTLY so that only two sides come down, with little effort. lol idiots

[bartonim]

Ray made himself famous over that banana flub. Secretly, he must be pleased with his new-found Internet success--but it still makes him a dope!

[steveb0503]

Heard these all before -

One word -

FACEPALM!

OK, one more - probably more apropriate -

HEADDESK!

[siddddhu]

what retarded idiots

[r0bw00d]

Never in my life have I ever heard the words "banana peel" and "graceful" in the same sentence. Wow.

[TidyYourRoomUp]

Nice video black! I once was in my local town and was surprised to find an American creationist standing on a box trying to get people to listen to him. His logic was that the buildings next to him had been created, so we must have been too! I tried to explain to him that buildings aren't ALIVE and don't have DNA they can pass on through the generations, but he just looked panicked and changed the subject. It did give me a good laugh though ;)

[Nades129]

Durian, apple, coconuts, tomato, and berries..

So ur saying life came out from peanut butter?

[IanErc]

Somebody please tell me this is a spoof.

[xAstronomy]

No its real! and thats whats scary!

[Faustuss1]

Lol before I watched the video I knew which clips you'd use.

There's another good clip out there, claiming food is evidence for God:

watch?v=pX6KwGdsh04&feature=ch­annel_page

[resistanceunion]

I bet You find a Idiot in your country that for example will try to say "Look at this can of coca cola , it perfectly fits your hand etc..""or thiss dildo perfectry designed by the creator too teach you pusi the power of the lord"

[ManicMalcolm]

creationist tend to forget that the bananna we see in shops today is a man made fruit, hence no seeds what a bunch of pillocks

[Blackhawknz1]

Indeed, in a way they are correct, it was "created" in sorts, just not by some big beardy invisible man. You've just gotta ask yourself why they lie like they do, surely they know that they only end up looking like right idiots.

[zeboink]

@Blackhawknz1

The coconuts is both a dangerous weapon and after cracking it open on the skull of your enemy, it is a healthy snack!

[hitoallandme]

The banana? Hell explain the coconut or pineapple.

[ducelenegru]

Palin is a creationist?.....where did she say that?

[draagon66]

She's a creationist.

You haven't been paying attention.

[Entaary]

how would that banana dude explane coco nutt?

[Blackhawknz1]

Hmmm maybe that it is a pre-made drink in a can, and the fuzz on the outside is so it doesn't slip from your hand lol You've gotta love creationist logic

[jassi4010709]

explaining the coconut?...gods testing our faith.lololol

[blaaskaak666]

Bice compilation, but that noise in between made my ears bleed... :(

[Blackhawknz1]

Cheers :) and as for the noise, Ive taken that into consideration.. it is only my second attempt at making a video though! Lol, maybe I should put a warning on it before hand :P

[Blackhawknz1]

I have added a warning in the title, cheers for the heads up guys. BH.

[orcaran]

great video

[fletzy44]

The only question that burns through my mind is whether any omnipotent, ominscient, omnipresent God would ever create people with the kind of stupidity and humourless idiocy that are exhibited in these comments. Have any of you actually been to school, or did you all just evolve to an intellectual level only slightly above a garden snail all by yourselves? It's a ridiculous post and no surprise it has generated ridiculous comments.

[Blackhawknz1]

Cheers for the great poignant and eloquent response fletzy, look forward to more of them.

[payaxy]

Obviously, God is very swift in His retribution ;). Only an idiot would put that INCREDIBLY annoying static in the otherwise possibly interesting video (I wouldn't know because I couldn bear to hear it for more than once...

[nihargala]

omg the static is so loud..

[sausage4mash]

when you open a can of stupid a creationist pops out

[Blackhawknz1]

Haha indeed, excellent comment man. time we all popped a can of reason on these asswipes eh!

[jaws900]

Venom Fang X is by fare the most stupid and the best bit about him is we can shove his crap back in his face. Kirk and Ray are the next by a mile stone not even VFX is that stupid and that women at the end is just plain stupid.

[ChuckyJesus666]

Oh yeah, the early earth was covered by oceans of peanut butter, so they're exactly replicating the conditions under which life first arose ;-)

[Blackhawknz1]

you know what, I always thought it was oceans of rasperry jam.... damn I guess us athiests got it wrong again!

[ChuckyJesus666]

Actually, there was some grape jelly mixed in...

[Entaary]

Idiots :Amusing us since creation