Let's Play Vegetable Game

[hughlingard]

Drugs, not hugs.

[NintendoPonyreffic]

when you try to hug joseph he kicks you, he must not like hugs

[hellomoo123]

There should be a shirt that says I Hugged Hitler As A Bear!

[DeceasedCrab]

@hellomoo123 Like the shirt you bought that one time that has an NES cartridge on it and says "Blow Me.", I would not recommend wearing this one outside of your home.

[bluebe123]

I predicted the Hitler end-level.

[GreenTengu97]

This brings me to one very bizarre conclusion: It is easier to hug HITLER than it is to hug a guy blasting music on his phone.

[MachRiderZero]

John Wayne Gacy seems like such a happy magical clown.

[guywithminigun]

@MachRiderZero I bet he is just great with children!

[Feulingnightmare]

What the hell is this!? Is that a bear trying to hug people? o_e WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING RIGHT NOW!?

[r0bz0rly]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M WATCHING.

[Anevexnn]

i think that the last two challengers should be skeletor and Dr. claw, respectively.

[pawpawno1]

I had a good impression of white people til I watched this video

[TheGeoshark]

I laughed with a mouth full full of peanut butter when you said "Beat him at his own game!"

[masterofbloopers]

what exactly did john wayne gacy do that was so bad?

[DeceasedCrab]

@masterofbloopers Are you kidding me? Do you even know who that is? Why do you speak from ignorance?

[JusticeDevilful]

@masterofbloopers John Wayne Gacy was an American serial killer and rapist who assaulted and murdered at least 33 teenage boys and young men between 1972 and 1978. Gacy buried 26 of his victims in the crawlspace of his home, three others elsewhere on his property and discarded the remains of his last four known victims in a nearby river. He was convicted of 33 murders and sentenced to death for 12 of these killings in March 1980 and was subsequently executed in May, 1994.

[djlagomorph]

@masterofbloopers

He littered AND played music at the back of the bus.

[Icerama108]

@djlagomorph He also jaywalked to get to the bus.

[littlemissoyashirou]

@masterofbloopers He made old ladies into lamp shades and killed people.

[littlemissoyashirou]

@masterofbloopers Wait, no, I mixed him up with someone else. Shoot, now I look really stupid. Still, he was a serial murderer who did terrible things to young children. Sorry about the mix up.

[SubbyP]

There is, of course, not a single vegetable in this game with which you can interact.

[jruler93]

Up untill the third fight in the video, I thought you were playing as a bunch of people against the bear.

[Tehcrazymantid01]

I just found out you can play snake with the "Buffering" icon by pressing the arrow keys.

[KuroroSama42]

*Congradulations

[Nazzlover38]

You could always try shooting Gacy in the face! :)

[canthandlemystyle]

but deceasedcrab is someone who handles problems with violence

[Dayntei]

It was unbelieveable! Adolf Hitler had a change of heart! However, Hug Bear's death was later announced, which drove Hitler into tears! He was so stricken, he committed suicide before he had a chance to show the world his change of heart!

[Summerwhat]

Two hits to get killed by Joseph stallin One hit to get killed by Adolf wow it hurts me too

[AustinTheGeek]

This game is... creepy.

[greytale]

"...and if you hug him at the TAAAIL end of his animation... [rip, rip, GROWL, ROAR, rip]...

...you STILL get absolutely wrecked!"

hahahahhaha that was classic. :)

[rud8420]

"Hitler let it out but not in a destructive fashion!" That was funny dude!!!

[stevensonbak]

DAMN YOU, LEOPOLD, GIVE THAT CHILD HIS HANDS BACK!!!

[jellywillreturn]

What an odd game.

[TheThumbsUpper]

The warning should be "NEVER EVER EVER EVER PLAY Vegetable Game"

[TheThumbsUpper]

i think Hitler is saluting in your face -.-

[cindella8]

Dont play the vegetable game

[TheGameQube]

I wonder if deceasedcrab will ever do an LP of Kirby's Super Star Stacker.

[DeceasedCrab]

@TheGameQube Eh. Not a fan of that one.

[TheGameQube]

@DeceasedCrab Okay, something else is that since you made madamluna play shadowgate, I think it's only fair that you play Deja Vu or Uninvited.

[DeceasedCrab]

@TheGameQube Deja Vu? And give legions of Problem Sleuth fans the opportunity to run jokes so far into the ground they stop being funny? I dunno, looks dangerous.

[TheGameQube]

@DeceasedCrab Well, you can do Uninvited as a Halloween special.

[Negima48]

@DeceasedCrab At least play Uninvited :D

[JonoRei]

@DeceasedCrab go for it!!!

[fitsnitpit]

I prefer Game Vegetables, but this works too.

[ShadowkingA321]

Imagine how easily wars would have been won if we just hugged the enemy.

VIETNAM, 1949, American Soldiers promptly captured a Vietcong soldier, proceded to hug him, and the voluntarily joined the U.S. Forces.

[Blade8745]

Where are the vegetables?

[xkassi]

Do you deny girl hugs, too?

[wetdesert]

I almost want to play Vegetable Game... but something is holding me back.

[TheGameQube]

@wetdesert  It's probably the creepy music.

[bubbajimmy8]

I would like to see DC do Minecraft but then again , who cares what I think

[egdeltur666]

It's gonna be Hitler, It's gonna be Hitler, It's gonna be Hitler...

IT'S HITLER!

What a perfect final boss. You know, truth be told, I'm not really a big fan of Hitler.

[DeceasedCrab]

@egdeltur666 Most people aren't.

[EaterOfTheSoulsdude]

Where are you deceased crab?

[DuhZeeMan]

Hitlers not that bad he just wanted a hug...and the extermination of Judaism

[DeceasedCrab]

@DuhZeeMan Not just that, but the extermination of most races and cultures that he found threatening to his deranged Aryan mysticism. Yes, he was a bad guy who wanted bad things, and nothing anyone says will ever change that.

[nohophil]

@DeceasedCrab

Agreed, Hitler was a terrible bigoted, tyrant mass-murderer, and was probably one of the most fascist leaders at that time (There were others at that time, even today...) for a leader, and I'm glad he's dead/no longer in power, let's hope nothing like this ever happens-

Oh, wait, nevermind... :(

[MGSMOBSCENE]

@DeceasedCrab Damn straight!

[JonoRei]

@DeceasedCrab indeed

[inferno232]

"Do not play vegetable game." Thanks, Mr. Snicket.

[haeso5]

@inferno232 This book is very unfortunate, and I will tell you right now not to read it, that was your warning, now read this so Mr. Handler can get his Monies.

[FacePunch0]

The who of Belgium II? What just happened?

[artman40]

Second game I know which has a hug button!

[Magitek111]

Congratulations. You have accomplished what Captain Planet cannot.

[steveairport]

If you hug him at the tail-end of his animation...

you still get absolutely wrecked

[nitroklop]

Deceased Crab, you are great!

[HellDemonKaabii]

If you don't like hugging people, does that mean I can't get your autograph?

[DeceasedCrab]

@HellDemonKaabii You can get an autograph, but if you try to hug me I'll autograph your corneas.

[HellDemonKaabii]

@DeceasedCrab Okay, thank you. :D

[artman40]

The law - no jaywalking.

[DeceasedCrab]

@artman40 "Why not?" *ZAP* "That's why!"

[SalvadorW2]

After Stalin, I suppose they could have put in Mao or Genghis Khan. But it makes since that Hitler was at the very end.

[MrCorpseGrinder88]

that game was fantastic!

[fraagoton]

Holy Crap I was thinking it could Hitler!!!

[Icerama108]

Didn't John Wayne Gacy asphyxiate people?

Also what's Leopold II of Belgiums' attack supossed to be?

[DeceasedCrab]

@Icerama108 The Psycho Crusher, I believe.

[Icerama108]

@DeceasedCrab So how does it relate to him?

[m3aga1n]

Now We know never to give DC a bro hug

[Darkwing2335]

1:39 Go to the front of the bus?

[NamratsTheStarman]

I figured the last boss would be either Hitler or Atilla the Hun.

[dudemanking1]

I played Vegtable game. Am I a bad person?

[ModelOZX]

Also: 2:36

"I understand you have a beard. That's cool."

This line totally cracked me up.

[jeffhellraiser2]

it hurts

[kizzle1399]

I like how you only get 1 congratulation.

(Considering it's usually Congratulations)

[JorealConners]

I'm guessing video 900 is going to either be a) a giant production of an overarching LP that takes more than 20 videos to make, b) a random gag video, or c) a new DC song. I'm personally hoping for c. Maybe place some vuvuzela accompaniment.

[ModelOZX]

I daresay this game involves no vegetables, yet is called "Vegetable Game" Why is that?

P.S. This is a stupid question and I will expect either a stupid answer or none at all.

[DeceasedCrab]

@ModelOZX Okay.

[MagicOfTheMoon478]

I was kinda expecting the final boss to be Alexa Nunez, my cousin. o3o

Except she's so fucking terrible, she doesn't let her puppy associate with anything in the world except her. I think the bear would be OHKO'd just from being stared at by her.

[chocolate11pie]

0:27 Of course he's not Jaywalking, his name is Jay Walker!

[whitemage346]

Hey DC,..there is a game that I haven't able to find and it was on the NES. From what I can remember of the game, the main character is trying to find his kidnapped girlfriend. In order to find her, he has to go through a long maze which is filled with varies pitfalls, spikes, and enemies. One other thing I can remember is that the main character dies from just touching an enemy or spike and lets out this girly death scream.

[DeceasedCrab]

@whitemage346 No clue. Doesn't really sound like Menace Beach, sounds like something else.

[pwninator345]

@whitemage346 By chance are you possibly talking about the game Solstice?

[DeceasedCrab]

@pwninator345 THAT'S IT! That's got to be it! It's an isometric view maze game and that death sound is pretty damned girly. I can't believe I didn't know this one, I own this game.

[whitemage346]

@pwninator345 Yeah that's the game I was asking about. I did alittle research to find it. ^.^ It was silly of me to forget the name of the game since I had owned it at one point in time and had the sequel as well. I hope that nintendo can bring it back though.

[winxgirlalways]

I hate it when people play music in the back of the bus! It drives me mad.

[SkieBluFox]

So M.Bison is a direct descendant of Leopold II of Belgium, then?

[DeceasedCrab]

@SkieBluFox It stands to reason, yes.

[nesspwns4tw]

I died a little during this video...

[evanfire30]

What?

[Flash3713]

Most of my issues are resolved by hugging people.

If someone is sad, I hug them.

If someone is angry, I hug them.

If someone becomes a mass murderer, I walk boldly up to them and hug them ferociously.

This lifestyle makes this my personal best game ever.

[ElrondHubbard54]

i have no idea what to make of this.

[BLOODBANE678]

VEGETABLE GAME!

[Ralverd1234]

Why is this called Vegetable Game?

[crocz]

@Ralverd1234

why not

[Jacob7459]

I happen to have an old 1950's stamp with a photo of Stalin's head on it...

...It does not have nearly as good detailed moustache as the one in this game.

ALSO BEAR HUGGING

[DeceasedCrab]

@TheRealBurninator Not in real life, but we've spoken online in the past.

[MWaser]

I expected Hitler to be the last boss when I saw Stalin.

[frozenskink]

Would YOU be comforted if a bear came along and hugged you while saying, "I'm there for you"?

I'm not surprised that these guys are fighting back.

[TheBuuOfYou]

When I saw "Vegetable Game", I figured that you were pulling

vegetables as a bear...

Not... this...INSANITY

[legofan112]

i so called the last one being hitler!

[iansayfol]

Wow that's the weirdest game ever, wonder where I can get it

[dwab321]

WARNING

Do no play Arkanoid DS.

[z0rzer]

Do not play Vegetable game.

[SoupRobot]

DC do you play tf2? If you do I think I might have played with you, or at least someone who sounded exactly like you.

[DagosZeta]

You should do an LP of Xoldiers. I'm pretty sure it's also by Terry Cavanagh.

[MichaelJCab00se]

I SAID H-I-TLER DIRVING DOWN THE STREET IN A FANCY CAR

[RazzWasThere]

wow you're really good at finding strage weird games to play, hahaha.

[darktetsuya]

what is this i don't even

Seriously though, that pirate ship background looked right out of klik'n play.

[DeceasedCrab]

@darktetsuya I assume that is not a coincidence, I know Terry is pretty active in the Klik of the Month events.

[103Dexter]

I played this game. It's pretty cool (:

[Huntershows]

Wow, two DeceasedCrab videos in a month...!

[JawboneX]

I beat Stalin and Hitler with like 0 difficulty.

Now, John Wayne Gay-ce was the real difficulty.

[pjnick300]

What? Bears? Vegatables? Nazis? Hugs?

NOTHING MAKES SENCE ANY MORE!

[darrenk65]

O, DC you just keep finding the funniest games on the Internet please keep it up, you are inspiring hundreds of let's players. You're awesome and you even managed to hug hitler XD

[metroid62]

DC, this is...I don't know, I just don't know.

[42jemini]

I was somewhat thinking Rasputin might also be a possible character for the last stage, but I ruled him out because he would also be from Russia.

[FaustY2K]

What the Vegetable!!! D:

[jonskowitz]

@thatgreenboo Then go play classic Bionic Commando on a NES emulator =)

[twistedirony1]

Has DeceasedCrab played Exit Path?

[dismalelysium88]

They need to make a second game where you fight "The Guy that Farts Silently on the Elevator". He would be the final boss, or maybe a hidden boss. Cause that's worse than Hitler.

[IamDarkMetaknight]

I was really hoping for a Bear Hugger (Punch-Out) joke, but it didn't happen.

[sonicXfan]

...The vegetable is a lie...THERE ARE NO VEGETABLES IN VEGETABLE GAME!

[DeceasedCrab]

@happytreefriendssuck I usually do.

[FMagl]

Hugging Bear is ultimate!

It's too bad you couldn't fire a hug rocket into Hitler's face. That would be classic.

[JayNineLP]

I like the look of this game. It appeals to the pacifist in me.

Only - it's a bear... hugging random.. wait... Did Stalin just kick him in the nuts?

...Okay I really like the look of this game now!

[DoomsdayOdd]

Oh look, You're reaching your 900th video up next!

[AllOfUsLoveSpam]

@DoomsdayOdd

I bet he´ll do Superman 64 for his 100th video. ;)

[DeceasedCrab]

@AllOfUsLoveSpam Screw you, no.

[AllOfUsLoveSpam]

@DeceasedCrab

Awww, I feel screwed now. :(

[Timorio]

@AllOfUsLoveSpam Superman 64 is bad in a not-at-all-funny kind of way. Well, except throwing a car through the police station arches.

[DMSwordsmaster]

I beat the guy who Plays Music on their Phone at the Back of the Bus on my first try. The first time I died is when I got to Blackbeard. Most annoying one is probably

(SPOILERS PEOPLE, JUST LOOK AWAY)

Joseph Stalin, because the final challenger has that glitch to make him a lot easier. Either Joseph or John Wayne Gacy.

[shadowtube567]

Deceased Crab, you should have a 1000th video thing when you reach it. Only 101 videos to go. make a Lets Play of a long-ish game to make the vids go by faster but keep the awesomeness.

[DMSwordsmaster]

I ignore your and the game's warning and play it anyways.

[BigWimply]

I love how Gacy looks so upset when he gets hugged by the random bear that appeared in his circus tent.

[dengakutofu]

My favorite part of the video is that the same exact video is in the related videos section. Also the entire John Wayne Gacy saga.

[CheeseburgerWithMayo]

If I learned anything from this game it's to forcibly touch people in public.

[Morgius87]

If only problems could be solved by this!

[AdriRaven]

You know, DC, I find it amazing that you can Let's Play some of these games with a straight face (or tone of voice). I don't know whether to congratulate you or to hold an intervention. Oh, wait, you said you're not into hugs, so... congratulations!

And thank you for uploading this. Really fun to watch at way too early in the morning.

[Anthip]

That bear's face... something about it just makes me want to hide the children.

[BygPhattyPlus]

Sometimes... Hugs...

[justinbrosam]

8:09 Conglaturation!!! You have completed a great game. and prooved the justice of out culture. now go and rest our heroes !

[spacedooky42]

stalin goosestepped you in the nads

[nohophil]

If only all problems could be solved with an affirmation and a hug. :D

(But I'll be sure if I ever run into DC in real life, I'll avoid hugging him, because he mentioned his other personality will attempt to stab me :( )

I'm not sure why you were warned *not* to play this game. It teaches that love and understanding can triumph over even the most evil, and hateful people, if you try hard. :)

(But beware: for they will try to do bad things to you when you try, like attempt to kill you!)

[RobinDragonryder]

.....Why the HELL would anyone hug Gacy? -shudders-

This is frightening. Very much so.

Also: Dear lord, DC, you have a ridiculous number of videos. Which is good, because you're awesome.

[DoomsdayOdd]

I KNEW it was going to be hitler. its always hitler.

[KEWB99]

goty

[Raditz86]

I didn't know Stalin enjoyed kicking bears in the groin. Huh...go figure.

[mcdonaldman56]

I don't understand the relevance of vegetables and human-hugging bears.

[kylep2]

Psycho Crusher, qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa fa, fa fa, fa fa fa, fa, fa, fa, better run, run, run, run, run run from the bear!

[DeceasedCrab]

@kylep2 Oooh. This was clever, right here. I applaud you.

[kylep2]

Are you, under the guise of a bear, giving Blackbeard a reacharound?

I understand.

[DeceasedCrab]

@kylep2 Let it out

I'm here for you

It's okay

it hurts

[JorealConners]

@DeceasedCrab Oh God, Cabadath flashback. That and Vegetable Game... now I'm afraid to go to sleep.

[boitahaki]

Stalin is evil and he kicks teddy bears

[Munchy365]

Stalin's face after you hug him looks like Weegee.

[overmind2000]

Every game needs a warning like that.

[soniclover3]

Lv. 1: Abbey Road, HIGH

[kefka303]

Why is it called Vegetable Game? This is the most irrelevant title for a game ever!

[mushroomjuggler1]

I think my new favorite phrase might be "Well, I don't care what you think, Hitler, we're gonna hug it out."

[mynameisnotalfredo]

No, you don't get congratulations. You get a single congratulation.

[ryan50ryan]

Stalin has a hell of a kick.

[Bobstew68]

@koabarra Hitler was still a harder person to hug, and one in more dire need of it.

[Axemunger]

Oh god no!

I'M ALLERGIC TO HUGS!!!

[Jakesuse1]

"I might have some dificulty hugging John Wayne Gacy!"