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  • man that chinese bitch is so stubborn why did she have to tell him to die? acting so childish fuck her

  • what the fuck? total rip off of japanese based movies i mean ninja's? come on

  • @YoungKoolness17 ninjas arent only japanese and they are hired assasins

  • @YoungKoolness17 These aren't ninja, and if you studied history at all, you'd know where the Japanese obtained many components of their culture, so the Japanese would be the "rip offs", according to your logic.

  • damn the mom is like a fucking monkey hahaha

  • Moral of the story: Everyone in china is good with a sword.

  • I wish my hair were as long as hers

  • Some one should of called Pai Mei

  • those ranger who shoot the emperor's knight is empress's right? :o

  • horny bastard with no back bone or brain

  • if i was a crown prince i would have been a real man :)

  • @akashs55555 it takes a real man to admit your flaws. The crown prince knew he didn't match up and told the emperor that ,and he wanted to travel and go to the frontier to learn and toughen up but was always turned down. He said it himself all he knew was life inside the castle. Don't be too hard on him

  • @akashs55555 You'd also be banging your half sister though.

  • @Xskillna

    u mean u r mother

  • @akashs55555 No, that's his mother in law.

  • i need gong li in my life.

  • its good move

  • It takes a Strong man to take on assassins with a spatula :L

  • OMG. Archers at 3:41. FREAKIN AWESOME.

  • All I see is - Bounce Bounce Jiggle Bounce Bounce Jiggle Jiggle Bounce Bounce

    ( . )( . )

  • 3rd son's a stalker following his mom down the hall ways this ain't twitter quit following her!

  • Hehe they sound like kitty's when they were jumping off the roof's ^^

  • why english? so dull >.<

  • prince Jai will you marry me?

  • damn i love the way this movie is shot!! esp the black fighters lol invading..old skool zip line

  • OMG ! Special Forces ~

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  • The youngest child reminds me of Damien from The Omen with his look. He's EVIL.

  • its amazing how they can speak english so well.

  • Do any of you know where I can watch Undoing and The Forbidden Warlord? :) cant find it ;)

  • Aren't ninjas Japanese? .... :T isn't this a chinese movie?

  • @NiciiRashan They're Assassins. Ninja is the japanese name for them.

  • @HRMBelgarionofRiva Yeah, and these guys aren't very stealthy. They could ave just taken bows and shot all the guards then come in the main entrance, but no, they have to go and use their fancy noisy grappling hooks.  Morons.

  • @zz13x Ah but this is KungFu, they could just do that spinning shit and no arrows would've hit them. Like in Jet Li's Hero.

  • @black4pienus There is no need to stay quiet when you already know you outnumber your enemy

  • damn, Gong Li is freaking beautiful.

  • not all black masked with some martial arts knowledge is a ninja ...

  • Lol. Wan's a dumbass.

  • They look more like the Arabic assassins than ninjas, with the scimitars and genie pants! lol

  • wow the battle scence is gonna be epic

  • I thought ninjas were Japanese?

  • @Mandopop101

    they are but doesnt mean they didnt pass out there knowledge when they traveled..

  • @hellomoney333 ohhh

  • @Mandopop101 They're not ninjas, they're just assassins. Nowadays the word ninja is very general for Asian assassins just like "assassin" was a Arab stealth killer sect now used to describe all paid killers.

    BTW it was during the Tang Dynasty when a monk from China taught the Japanese martial arts.

  • @Seres1091

    woooow you must be an assassin to know this!!!

    well im ninja!! i know how to shadow clone jutsu!!!!

  • @Seres1091 Ninja and Assasins are the same.

  • @hellomoney333 They're not ninjas, they're just assassins. Nowadays the word ninja is very general for Asian assassins just like "assassin" was a Arab stealth killer sect now used to describe all paid killers.

    BTW it was during the Tang Dynasty when a monk from China taught the Japanese martial arts.

  • @Seres1091 ninjas don't make noise and these guys are screaming when they attack. lol!

  • NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ahhh.....i dont understand why she doesnt just tell him that the bastard is poisoning her, atleast then he would understand why she is dooing this.....

  • Weirdest fight scene I have ever seen. I am officially disturbed

  • hats wrong with old ladies lol :p

  • FLYING NINJAS!!! : D I Love it!

  • During the assassins' descent, I really wanted to see a few of them lose their ONE-HANDED grip on the line and drop midway. Hahaha.

  • hahaha...spatula...WTF...

  • i find the extra sound effect of the flying ninjas very unnecessary ._.

  • @ignore4me I konw what you mean . all the *HIII YAAAAHHHHH

    Psses me off :S

  • Scissors were invented in 1500 BC in ancient Egypt. The earliest known scissors appeared in Mesopotamia 4000 years ago. These were of the spring scissor type comprising two bronze blades connected at the handles by a thin, curved strip of bronze. This strip served to bring the blades together when squeezed and to pull them apart when released. Cross-bladed scissors were invented by the Romans 100 AD.

  • @LadyReginaSmiles The King of this movie is based on the Tang Emperor Taizong if I'm not wrong. I remember reading about him in my Chinese Civilization History class. He was a very capable person as a young kid. At age 13, he's already won numerous battles and gained the admiration of a King. But he was very ruthless, and that was how most of the Ancient Chinese Emperors were. It's like the Lions of the African safari. To be a King, you have to make a name for yourself and be ruthless.

  • @ryanmfilms they are worn out to be ruthless and cruel... in the time they were experiencing more.

  • NINJAS! :D

  • @kiwilimew The King of this movie is based on the Tang Emperor Taizong if I'm not wrong. I remember reading about him in my Chinese Civilization History class. He was a very capable person as a young kid. At age 13, he's already won numerous battles and gained the admiration of a King. But he was very ruthless, and that was how most of the Ancient Chinese Emperors were. It's like the Lions of the African safari. To be a King, you have to make a name for yourself and be ruthless.

  • chinese ninja pwns

  • fucking love the battle scene!!!

  • FUnny scene how the mother told the son *Rest In Peace* *Son Stabs himself* Mother*SOmeone HELP My son*

  • ¿qué tiene escrito/marcado la mamá de chan en la mejilla? ¿es acaso algún símbolo de los prisioneros o esclavos?

  • i must say, the job done on the queens dubbed voice is very good

  • OFMG! I'm wanna be a ninjia warrior!!! First thing tomorrow I'm getting me a costume and renting all the japanese and chinese action films I can find in blockbusters! :O

  • @kaz73901 these aren't ninjas, they are Lin Kuei's . read up the history of ninjutsu and you'll know where it originated from. There's a difference though, the Chinese fighting style is called the 'Snowtiger'

  • @plovakia Oh cool. You learn a new thing everyday :) I will actually read up on that then.

  • I know I shouldn't, but I find this part of the movie so funny.

  • That the mother of Chan is very beautiful too!

    3:16 this is very sad.

    who were these killers?

  • I swear the crown prince is such a puss

  • @mercybear - What do you expect? He was born with a gold spoon in his mouth.

  • oh so the prince is her brother? that's why the mom freaked out

  • 4:12 Red ants VS Black ants

  • LoL the voices are so off!

  • ok i dont get this part she wants her son to die than who are those man who protected that ladie on the horse im confused

  • 2:37

    WOW, HAX!

  • Is the queen hatsumomo from memoirs of a geisha?

  • @lazygurl200 yeah. the actress' name is Gong Li.

  • @lazygurl200 Yes, Gong Li also plays Hatsumomo in Memoirs of a Geisha. Shes such a beautiful actress, such talent.

  • I don't understand why the emporer wants to kill his wife.

  • @tanishaAM Its part of Power. If you seen Curse of the Black Scorpion. Everyone was wanting power so they killed off family members to be the Ruler. Its a Twisted Act of power but whoever can kill will be on top.

  • "What you're hiding must be important!" Lol, yeah!

  • who uses a spatula as a weapon when those ninjas have swords and knives whata u trying to cook out of that attack??!!?

  • Ninja's do exist in China -.- so they have chinese character called 忍者.

    Just because you've only seen them in japanese animes doesn't mean they're restricted to Japan.

    Learn some real history of Asia.

  • Everything in Japan is adopted from Chinese ancient culture. you dont know that?

    忍者 come from in ancient chinese.

  • asian women are strong ...

  • I wish I could watch this in chinese with english subs! D:

    English dubbing is so shit

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  • Does anyone know if those sickles on ropes have a name???

    I think I've seen things similiar in martial arts movies & animes and I'm a little curious.

    Any info will be appreciated :D

  • Their Flying Fox so special by that time. Want to try it.

  • One of the best fight/battle scenes I have ever seen. Nice choreography and cinematography.

    The Chinese are amazing, even then, they had an ESL program.

    Chinese are taking over!!!!!

  • lol the youngest son is such a creeper

  • What a messed up family, I feel bad for them. :(

  • the royal doctor was very noble....she saved her loved one twice from sure death...how sweet....

  • ninjas in china film???

  • Ninjas were just a Japanese version of Chinese assassins.

  • wtf? random ass archers jus waiting there for ninjas? lmao

  • lol shreiking ninjas so much for being sneaky

  • also the weapons used in the recent movie ninja assassin are a variation of the ones used by these "ninjas."

  • hahah awesome fight lol!funny when she said rest in peace hehe

  • hahaha 3:33 is such an epic phail

  • the man is fighting with a long spatula type of weapon he did alright considering lol

  • Gong Li is so beautiful. I adore her.

  • Haha...those so called ninjas do not know how to be quite, whats with the shrieking.....

  • there's no need to be quiet when you already outnumber the enemy and are going for the thrill of the kill

  • @helmsdeep84 Shinobi ninja where thought to be part tengu, so they screech like demons to propagate the image that they truly are demons. tactics.

  • @helmsdeep84 Shinobi ninja where thought to be part tengu, so they screech like demons to propagate the image that they truly are demons. tactics. No reason to be quiet if you have numbers like that

  • Dang where the middle aged brother when you need him? he could kick the shit out of the oldest brother in a fight (basing this on his sword fighting earlier XD).

  • It's not a Chinese without some Japanese ninja XD

  • ninjas originated in china

  • like the King's entrance at 9:26, the out shining light resembles his glory as King.

  • gahhhh why dubbed? not whining..but i think it was better in chinese with eng subs

  • @Drizzt03373 it's not really ll dubbed even in Jackie Chan movies he is the one dubbing himself in English plus the empress can speak English we know that from Memoirs of a Geshia.

  • ninja attack was fucking great

  • Ninja!!! lolz

  • Courage=taking on a ninja army with a cooking implement

  • totally agree

  • hahahahahhahahahahha ~

  • @DarthChuckwa

    Too bad it didn't work :(

    Though that would've been bad ass if he'd killed some of the fuckers with that thing before biting it.

  • I love Gong Li's hair!

  • lmao!this is so fuck up..haha.that ugly ass crown prince banging his step mom and step sis at same time.lucky ass basterd.

  • Historically,first ninjas appear in the Chinese Empire to protect the emperor(first bodyguards) and then some of them travel to Japan and build the japanese ninja school in the Iga mountains to protect some high officials against warlords and the samurais.

  • omg those ninjas shouldn't work for the king

    they should stick together and be a group of assassins

  • I've read somewhere that the practice of stealthy ("ninja") arts are actually derived from China where a group of assasins/theives were banished out of China. They went into Japan and teached their arts to the Japanese to overthrow their government or something.

  • well, i'm pretty sure they helped the farmers of japan against the fudal lords and their samurais

  • The third prince is so cute he doesn't do much LOL

  • hahah

  • lol Japanese Invasion!

  • daamnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

  • DAAAMMMNNN!!!

  • not all chinese movies are like tht ... the exaggerated ones like this are aimed at westerns ... and u do know this movie is not a true story... =.=

  • Ahh, still waiting in this line, good luck, friend.

  • Maybe that governor guy would be alive if his weapon wasn't a god damn spatula lol

  • @blackrob2001...I wondered about that too? How did they get away after being surrounded at 2:24!

    The Spatula of Death!

  • @blackrob2001 LMAO, I know right... #poorliltinktink

  • @blackrob2001 LMFAOO hilariouss

  • @blackrob2001 LMAO

  • @blackrob2001 lmao

  • @blackrob2001  LLLLLMMMAAAOOOOOOOOOO

  • ive seen this movie before in chinies with english subtitles... very gorey

    but i love this movie very very very very much! its lidgit!

  • weren't those ninjas hired from japan

  • This is not a ninja, but murder is similar to the assassination with the ninja, Chinese soldiers are killers, our language, building technologies are introduced to Japan from China.

  • Ninjas are the Special forces (like SWAT, SAS, Delta Force or Spetznaz) at that time.

  • Not really.

    they are more like hired assassins. not really speacial forces, they are different, they send in spies and teams, but Assassins works alone and kill for money, not protecting their country like Swat, SAS, MI6, etc...

  • what i like about this film is that if your a guard you are shit at fighting, doctor king or doctors wife and you can kick ass

  • I am so missing something.

    D:

  • lol me 2, a bit bffled

  • the ninjas are awesome (Y)

  • Sweet job on el upload.

  • Those ninjas are unreal.

  • this is one of the boringest movies i have ever watched.... i'll watch it again next week maybe there something i'm missiing.... the only thing i like about it is the nice racks on the woman- asian woman with titties... HOTT!!!!

  • they´re like "tarzan ninjas"!!! XDDD lol

    thx 4 uploading!!!

    i <3 the movie!!! :D

  • Ninja's do exist in China -.-

    Just because you've only seen them in animes doesn't mean they're restricted to Japan.

  • wthe black team is working for who?

    n the red team is working for who?

  • the black team are working for the emperor and the red team r working for the empress

  • How many parts to this movie and all anyone can talk about is the poor dubbing and boobies!?! The attention span of most people seems to be that of a gnat!

  • 9:12 i love how Her Majesty's boobies shake =D

  • Ninja attack! well that wass sudden o_O

  • That sun is such a WIMP! I guess the empress just needed some action because he was the most emotional out of all 3 of the sons.

  • at 1:16 to 1:30 ma m8 though tht they were killer flies bcoz of the sound lmao giant flies!!!

  • man, that guy who is Gong Li's lover/step son is SUCH a bad actor. I mean, especially compared to her, she is such a pro!!!

  • omg BlackFlower80

    the son is not her real son...only the middle and the youngest are her real sons. The crown prince's mother is also the mother of his lover.

  • those ninjas are beast

  • I don't think nunja exist in china.