Spitting Goat w/ subtitles

[ylbrc1969]

LOVE THIS VIDEO. Saw it on the Soup last year and glad to find it again on YouTube. Makes me laugh every time.

[sevlegalizzz]

translation FAIL

[FoundationsofPause]

@sevlegalizzz What really? Care to elaborate? 

[NUGGETtoot]

we should listen goats so they dont get mad and spit in our face

[mysticjaz]

On November 8th, 2012, I'm voting for that goat for president.

[homomonkey9090]

LUHHHH

[blindsk8er123342]

Change out "your mother" to "what the fuck" .

[EnragingGamerz]

That goat put up a great argument

[azpilipino12]

Tissue...!!!

[laine1996]

uno eloco punto

[LaureyNn]

at first I was all o_O but then I Lol'd xD

[zzxxz39]

The wrong subtitles are better than what there actually talking about

[Godofrockl666]

Wrong

[copking12]

0:34 lol guys face

[mckiller45]

i love the part where he says "your mother" after the goat spits in his mouth. XD

[ROCKINGJAGUAR]

TOTALLY MADE UP SUBS!!

THEY´RE NOT EVEN FUNNY!!

AND IM MEXICAN, SO YOU CAN TRUST ME, THIS TRANSLATION IS GOAT CRAP!!

[FantomMunze]

@ROCKINGJAGUAR Are you sure? xD

[mannis87]

@ROCKINGJAGUAR its not "mexican" its spanish you twat

[ROCKINGJAGUAR]

@mannis87 And what do you think we Mexicans speak? greek, persian, russian.. sweedish??? We speak SPANISH, you twat!!

[vitaliH]

@mannis87 Hahaha FAIL ! 

[hypnonewt]

1:00 in stitches. The man turns around and the goats like "Hey knobhead". He turns back and spits right in his face :L. hilarious.

[coolfann1]

hahah

[Ometopada]

Goat said Juan!

[APEdawg13]

that goat needs to smoke some weed

[Silverfire05]

Lol, wrong trasnlation

[TheTakis911]

This is how I argue with my wife...

[mangobanan]

Even i can hear the word Zapatero in there, and unless Zapatero are those "tragic news", I think the translation is off...

[DrewCarlo27]

rahh!............*spit* lol

[ThePickleUpYourNose]

Translation Fail.

[zFUZ3z]

raaahh!!!

[missEvalentine]

ASBO?

[nipitrainer]

subtitles fail

[sarkissamuel]

hahahahah wtf

[alivera3]

hehehehe................. lost for words :

The goat really has potentials to be the spokes man for Whitehouse or IDF...... No straight answer to any question.......lol

[Feris85]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[drag117]

translation FAIL

[AGSystem27]

Very Bad traduction... yo invented the subtitules

[Lolpingu]

With this goat's bad temper , i don't see how he survived so far lol

[FidyStepHeart909]

lol pissed off goat LOLZ MY FAVORITE

[MrMasterMan007]

Dude, i speak spanish hes talking about the president

[MarcValdez]

The translation is wrong, but I'm laughing so hard it doesn't matter!

[tattivalenti90]

who the hell wrote the subtitles? this is not what the man is saying.

learn some spanish before you attempt to do this, or ask somebody from spain to translate it for you, which takes less than a minute.

es que si no pierde toda la gracia.

[meluvmuskpunk]

@tattivalenti90 omg its a joke...so cierre el carajo arriba

[system07]

you guys are morons this is a joke holy shit

[marcthemadnut]

hahaha xD your mother part almost made me cry xD

[Supertone845]

those subtitles are wrong he is asking about the congress and the president

[mihaiintunecatul]

he's like: hey i'm talking to you. what's going on with your government and then they talk about the president :)

[timflan1234]

Shut the fuck up. I'd way rather hear about sarah the goat than spains shitty fucking government

[WoodRatGirl]

@timflan1234

LOL

[Janie435]

all i can say is what the hell ?

are u sure thats a goat ?! lmfao.

[helloaly26]

shitty translation XD

esta mal !!

"ahhh pf! D:<" to the guy that translated this!

xD

[Demontiger96]

holy crap man. i sont thnk i single sentence of this thing was translated correct. oh my gosh. Hes talk about spain and the government and asking him different questions. not fucking telling him hes the last fucking goat alive. jeez.

[sk958]

Goat: WHHAAAA

[JayleeUng]

HAHAHAHAHA XD RAAAAAHHHH

[JrOKsTaR1]

RRAAAAGGHH!!!! lol

[MultiSteffanny]

:D hahahah

[nnrammstein]

lol the subtitles are even funnier than the actual "conversation"

[coalesce99]

what kind of goat is this? it should be the lead singer in a death metal band

[krustynails]

@coalesce99 Norwegian black metal :D

[DigitalBeesTV]

@krustynails One Kvlt fuckin' goat. 

[tehmusesongs]

i ate that goat for breakfest

[skynradical]

wrong subs

[m4v3r16k]

the person that translated this didnt know shit about what it was doing

[jecnunez]

I'm Juan and what is this

[weefunker]

ha ha ha..... no

[kaimina6]

you suck at speaking spanish

[johnnytapia1981]

u dumb motherfuckers ths is not the right translation

[JennieRose8]

this is a hilarious video

[jealousmaster]

SOME ONE PLEASE AUTO TUNE THIS! NOW

[Smail1024]

this shit was meant to be funny people, obviously it was a bad translation ON PURPOSE...its even funnier that the ppl who think they are so smart and that the translation is so wrong are also the ones that are too stupid to get the joke...lol

[MokaDJFox]

The traslation es VERY bad =/

[Bizzer10]

lol slow news day?

[RenanElifas]

Do people really think that those subtitles are for real? Learn to have a sense humor. Fucking fail. This is hilarious. We all know that's not what he is saying in fact but who gives a shit?

[HonouredAssassin]

Awesome video xD!

Poor Sarah :(!

[Razer13666]

jevilboy is right dont make the subtitles if you dont know spanish

[HelloHello4565]

thats not even what hes saying!!! :(

[rustymaan]

definitly funnier than the stupid president subtitles. this is hilarious!

[Shift4chizzle]

i would have spat back on the goat

[connoraxel5]

HAHAHA people its a joke! get over it!

[joseluiz135]

bull shit the subtitles are fucking wrong!! hes not asking the goat if he dont mind the cameras! hes asking about the major and the president!

[Akabuena]

its name is not Juan neither Whan, its Wang since its a chinese goat

[TheFinestFlowMusiic]

this subtitles are totally wrong and they aren't talking about Sarah

[meluvmuskpunk]

"your mum..."  haha

[CaliibuR]

haha the goat and the man have the same hair style!

xD

[jattboypunjabi]

That goat sounds like he's some old man saying "Get off my lawn."

[RSGuides577]

It's Juan not with a W.

[gywxever]

This is why you dont have to use google translator.

[tunelesstune]

Holy shit these are so wrong I feel bad for anyone believing this.

[BunnyInTheSnow]

This goat doesnt even sound beastly when he RAHHG-ed. It somehow sounded like a old man shouting with a bad sore throat. R-o-f-l- .

[EvilNeonBears]

Lmao! RAAAAAAGH!!

[alabalaportocala08]

This is not a good translation. It sucks:P

[sleep1937]

i don't speak Spanish but it still know the subtitles aren't even close.

[kudgcn43]

@sleep1937 the subtitles check out maybe it's time you learn.

[ntall123]

Oops... dont know how I did that.

[DeathToLiberalism]

What kind of freakin goat is that? It sounds human!

[REVLEX321]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!

Most epic line in the whole thing!

[nicka01]

The guy needs advice from the spitting goat on how to defeat Manny Pacman Pacquiao. Because Pacman already pawnd half of Mexican people.. lol!

[jevilboy]

@ntall123 What? lmao

[ivegotthesweetness]

HAHAHA!!I bet Sarah went down fighing if she's anything like him

[kailok722]

如果係問特首,佢會唔會更加燥底呢?

[cal352]

@ntall123 ahhahahah u violated :)

[cinderella1976]

stupid, that is not what he is saying

[ghosthusler]

this could be a new meme, like those "hitler respond to" videos

[just0that0guy]

its obvious this is a joke.. seriously guys: THESE SUBTITLES ARE OFF!!! no shit

[jevilboy]

This is all wrong. The guy is talking about the president of Spain and its government .

[FoundationsofPause]

@jevilboy No he is talking about Sarah. Read the subtitles.

[GBSrawr]

@FoundationsofPause hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahahahahaahahaha

[iShotElmoxx]

@GBSrawr foundaton

[GBSrawr]

@iShotElmoxx what?



[iShotElmoxx]

@GBSrawr i know

[SpaceMagician]

@FoundationsofPause HA! Just for that comment, I'm subscribing.

[killu19]

@FoundationsofPause LOL

[Ru55ianGrim]

@FoundationsofPause lmao , ur awesome, dont listen to these faggots, if they dont understand this is a joke then there the retards not you :) haha funny video man

[Katarine08]

@FoundationsofPause People who understand spanish know those subtitles are all wrong

[elmo007millie]

@FoundationsofPause whoever translated this, didn't do a good job, they're trying to be funny but jeviboy is right, the guy is talking about Spain's President

[theangrymobs]

@FoundationsofPause the guy is actually asking the goat why he leaves there in those mountains alone, trust me i know this, and as it says yourmother in the subtitles, its not true that he is saying that, he is actually saying "what the fuck"

[mrcatman97]

@FoundationsofPause i know spanish and the subtitles arent right

[mibaja]

@FoundationsofPause -.-'

[ntall123]

@jevilboy This isn't wrong....

I speak Spanish and this is pretty accurate.

The spelling for Whan is also correct. If you knew Spanish then you could hear the change in accent when he is referring the the Chinese name "Whan".

Thats how he knows his name is not Whan cause he knows that the goat is not Chinese. Duh....

Learn Spanish dum dum.

[Carthag0Eagle]

@jevilboy facepalm...

[Rebearaniva]

@jevilboy Yes he is talking about the spanish prime minister (not president) and the government in the canary islands.

[rabbitdude55]

"A pack of wolves ate Sarah the Goat." WHAT? "Yes." RAAAAWWRWGH!!!!

[BeviAnnable]

wow...those subtitles where waaaaayyyy off. i understand spanish and those aren't the right subtitles.

[Euph0riaLove]

Well, if i was put into a cage and was told by a retarded man whom i don't understand and that keeps on poking me, that everyone else of my species died...i would do the exact thing....exept maybe ill spit more.

[oncaboy]

u translate same way as ur mom succeeds to be a faitfull woman

[Embraceofshadows]

The subtitle for the goat/ibex is RAAAAAAGH!! lol

[candlewick163]

oh you animals rights people. he's in a closed off area. Have you ever been to the fuckin zoo? go fight about that, not this hilarious video.

[NoNameDEF]

Oh guys, it's a joke translation. Like those Hitler reacts videos.

Laff!

[lildevilxxangel]

LOL "He says whan buht its not whan "

[Legoman346]

this is tottaly off,fucking peice of shit foundation.

[smashbrosbrawlfan23]

@Legoman346 It's a joke buddy.

[FoundationsofPause]

@Legoman346 Best comment so far.

[TiamatVarga]

@Legoman346 "I" before "E" except after "C." The goat screams at your shitty spelling.

[BelowAverage355]

Yeah. This is not right at all lol.

[danc3hallkrashr]

i only took a few semesters of spanish, but im pretty sure this translation is completely off.

[spoofooz]

@danc3hallkrashr no i think its true

[ottopasquier]

why is this funny ? wrong translation and the goat is in a closet , poor thing

[merrielong]

@ottopasquier: Where is on the video that they show the WHOLE enclosure? You're the "poor thing". You are a pessimist with no sense of humor. *cue Price is Right losing horn*

[prachait]

These spanish people have least respect for any animals .This is just beast to beast converstaion just that one beast looks like a human ......

[xwolbx]

He said it's Juan, but it's not Juan, I know this.

[Dregsofhumanity]

Is this joke translation? This isn't correct.... you even spelled Juan wrong

[Onlyhestands]

raaaaaagh!

[mh4777abc]

cheeky goat.

[juliomc02]

who the hell translated this??? not right at all

[mayaDUDE998]

@juliomc02 than what does he say?

[juliomc02]

@mayaDUDE998 the guy is asking the goat about Zapatero( our stupid president) and about the mayors from his zone, i actually agree with the goat's opinion, lol

[nicachi77]

i wish I had a goat that goes around and spit at ppl whenever I want... that would be awesome for sure xD

[ChairSpinnin]

Spanish is crap anyway. I like this translation better than the real one.

[themagicpanda]

worst. translation. ever. You guys dont know fuck spanish

[meluvmuskpunk]

your mother lol

[TheDorkySquirrel]

his name isnt Whan its Rick James bitch!

[bobaktxl06]

penis man

[vespi]

funny i never hear a goat´s voice . is that normaly that he spitting??

and thanks for the translated

[lucia8885]

@vespi the translation is not what the guy is actually saying.

[MadelonVanBommel]

@lucia8885 It isn't?

Then what IS he saying? *searches moar* D:L

[Olgae753]

@MadelonVanBommel it's more or less all the time the same questions... I translate a bit:

-Let’s ask this neighbour, what do you think it’s happening in Telde? What’s happening in Telde? (the goat turns the head) Excuse me! Excuse me! I’m talking to you, don’t turn your back on me! What’s happening in your farmyard?

-aaagh!

-Zapatero, what do you think about the government of Zapatero?

-spit / aaagh!

-Just like me! And what do you think about the Canary government?

-aaagh!

[Olgae753]

@MadelonVanBommel

-And about the island’s councils?

-spit

-Do you receive any subsidy from the government?

-(silence)

-What’s happening with the mayors?

-aaaaaaaagh!!

-What’s happening with the president?

-aagh!

ETC ETC

[MadelonVanBommel]

@Olgae753 Lol, the goat doesn't like economics much ._.

[misterdaniutub]

pretty good