The Most Useless Minecraft Machine Ever Built

[flabble10]

target practice

[TheBaconcraft]

truthfully, ive been having an issue with a machine, and this video helped me solve it XD

[doubledogdare610]

can be used to make a redstone hard drive

[germensa1]

HELL useless is pistons sticking out just going out and in!

[ghgeek20]

I put in doors and increased the speed and made a super annoying machine :D

[emmettisaninja]

Can be used with a diamond block in the middle, and a single piston underneath, to be activated by a button. Simple gambling machine.

[ScrambledJay]

You can make mobs fall through as a trap

[CorruptedServer]

I hav one of those in my world and i use it whenever im bored.

[CFPHGamer]

isnt useless. make it smaller and put spikes in it.

ANIMAL GRINDER!

[PS3Customz]

Awesome txtrepack

[StarryGlobe089]

HOW DO YOU MEAN ´´USELESS´´!!!!!!

[HeYJaYHaX]

It's useless, but cool, if you make it bigger it would be awesome, like a moving house or something...

[Az90981]

Infinite energy?

[Az90981]

Troll Physics much?

[naviisawesome]

Whats the name of the texture pack?Sorry i'm on iphone...

[xaeqw]

Am I the only one who got reminded of Toby's Tron literal?

[ByMoshun]

Put lightstone where the wood is, and make it night.... RAVE

[u2supastar]

kinda like hot potato

[frankmensingvideos]

Execute machine

[Hoffman536]

Minecraft TV!

[Roxxazz]

Funny, in germany there is a game called "türkenkreis" (it not a hate on poeple from turkey)

in this game you push arround people in a circle, what you built is türkenkreis with minecraft

[TELAMONTHE1st]

Actually this isnt useless. This is a very rare part, used in very epic machines. You would find these in Clocks, timed bombs, etc. Nice.

[acG392]

I saw a machine that actually is even more useless thant that... The piston door

[xXPopeye22Xx]

I used it for my adventure map as a time bomb

[TheWeaklyPaper]

It made a video -_-

that should be enough

[ultraB9x]

i built a random pisoton machine hoping it would be really useless, so i could watch it all day and crack up, (i dont know hwy, i always crack up when i see this. aNYWAY the machine ended up being really useful. IT MADE ME LAUGH

[dzlatanovic41]

That redstone torch looks like a dick

[xOwnage4Ux]

i like it

[TheRedstoneWire]

Lol, Listen to 'Ode to joy' on Wikipedia. Then listen to the pistons... For me it somehow sounds strangly like it.

[JustForFunAndMe1]

LEEV THE WOOD ALONE!!

[eliteguy94]

I want one.

[onewhosepic]

Actually, i had scaled up something similar and made it as a piston tape, using a glass/wool repeater receiver, i ended up using it for playing a song using note-blocks, almost like a music box! :D

[CarDBOrdKiLLEr]

Not gonna lie, this was the very first thing i built with pistons.....

[shadowfiend97]

Its so genius even you dont know its function.

[xLazyNL]

this is making me laugh ^^

[iLoveCreepersss]

How is it moving so smoothly ?

[puffums999]

i like the part where he danced to the beat of it> :P

[mw2glitchguy]

This is somewhat entertaining

[sceptiquepower]

I want one.

[golumpygo]

what plugin did you use for ''flat world''?

[Eetu772]

trolololololololololololololol­oll... oh it stopped :(

[victor222444]

you could actually modify this to be an elevator actually

[Minimeister317]

i could sit and stare at that for hours :3

[UBERYOZO]

If it was TNT it would be pass the parcel!

[zamxproductions]

None of those Pistons Wanted that Wooden plank block :c

[MinorSlack]

me dizzy person now



[Gregory4401]

you can spin around with it you know

[thelaurenceoa123]

use it as a clock that doesn't stop when you leave the singleplayer world.

[thegamemasterization]

its a dancing machine!!!!!!!!!

[ALKoCTALKEP]

It IS useful, it `s lag machine!

[Pheonix1450]

Accually its doing something... Thus rendering it useful :P

[boynedmaster]

Hot Potato:Minecraft Style

[leon2550]

that wooden plank is getting seriously abused

[TNSfan890]

Its not USELESS! its a great ANNOYANCE MACHINE!!! ...(if you multiply it 5 times)

[858sasuke]

make it two blocks high and lure a creeper in there

[TigerAceCrew]

With making it slower, and adding more things to it, you may have a clock. Make it faster with more floors and you have an annoyance prison =D

[Tschekaaa000Checker]

That is not useless when you put a glowstone in the middle you have a Party light!

[deinonycus2233]

that is pretty useless

[zombiekillz4566]

Pootis

[zillantese]

if you changed it a it you could make it into a door

[soundmagnefier]

@zillantese also if you would change it, it can become a cat

[zillantese]

@soundmagnefier yes obviously

[Phillip0695]

Its one of the most important machine in Minecraft :O

[TheCJStudios48]

If you have 4 people you can play spin the bottle(:

[The18Jake]

rotary engine everyone...knowledge at it's best... :)

[MegaRattlehead666]

Holy shit i made this too!!! TWINS!!!

[aznsnowbail2]

Hot potato

[Blu5monkey]

you can use this as a memory cell

[G47DJK]

pass the parcel super speed ;)

[MasterDanteNB]

Someone got bored.

[SamEly98]

This is good ppl will make this XD

[SolarShadic]

No, I want it over HERE!

[RobertGriffith9]

this isnt useless, you can use it as an expensive redstone clock.

[TrophyGamerz123]

@RobertGriffith9 No you use it as a dance music rhytm in with note blocks.

[noam98]

Can u make a tutorial please?

[AndreyutzRO]

@noam98 it's simple like put a hat on head.

[mattpaulnewton]

@noam98 Sad if you can't make that by yourself, but everyone has their flaws.

[Fussel980]

do you can make this in 3 Dimension? (sorry 4 bad english)

[K07HeSc]

I was disappoint when I learned that it wasn't a machine that turned itself off.

[klaves12]

Awesome xD

[Maxjeee11]

So, and now? xD Really funny haha

[Pit5302]

Make it bigger and it could be a pig grinder.

[1JackXx1]

I CAN MAKE A MORE USELESS MACHINE!

put one lever redstone beside and piston beside redstone.. USELFESS XD

[JL3936]

This is actually pretty cool and also probally not so 'useless'. We just need to find some great things to do with this! :D

[DrunkeytheClown44]

Just think, put it upright and put dispensers with arrows and you have a chain gun.

P.S Thx I have been looking for this for hours :D

[natterboy]

I've seen a game made with that were you have to press a button and hope that it stops the pistons so you can mine a diamond block.

[thedragonsprince]

Hmm, I can't get it to work, following everything you have laid out, the first piston doesn't work...

[Terror3659]

it's not the most useless

it also can be used as a timer. the most useless is a machine that breaks it's own power source.

[superpaIkiagalaxy]

@Terror3659 they have that XD

[4BUR4M3]

I bet it works 10000 muscles in your body and costs only U$ 99,99

[yukinagoto]

I love it