Toytanic
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  • thanks for this not watched this in years. still funny.

  • "Everyone on deck! The special effects are starting!" lol I've not seen this in years but it's just as funny as I remember

  • such irony, if only we knew

  • Oh shit! It's Celine Dion!

    She's a fucking Moose! XD

  • DIcrapio!!!

    

  • LOVE IT

  • Thank you amazon for recomending this. I really wish my parents forced m to watch this sure I was about 9 but still. The 90s were the bets

  • Lolage

  • The bear must die!!!!!!

  • oh no im accidently snogging you!

  • "what's that noise?"

    "oh SHIT! IT'S CELINE DEON!"

    *is on a helicopter* "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE......"

  • "the ship of shit"..... hilarious!

  • Love this vid! Soo funny and very clever!!

  • When he goes "The Bear Must Die" it looks like he has actually come to life! LOL!

  • Oh shit, its slean deon! (sorry, my spelling fails)

  • All aboard the Skylark!!! Classic!

  • i feel like im flying,what is it? PCP.

  • the bear must die...

  • thank god i dont have a brain

  • 'Everyone on deck!!! The special effects are about to start!!' LOL!

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  • hahahaha action man as billy zane

  • @HadlerSnake Perfect casting.

  • what you gonna look like with a kidney on.. lol... omg .. ive seen this 300 times and totaly missed that..

  • chimney not kidney

  • This was the first video I've ever seen on Youtube and it's so funny

  • jack jack jack your body jack jack your body.

    Absolute class!

  • Ha.....this is so funny.Everything that a toy can be replaced with is there.Thats so funny.I sent it to everyone i know.

  • For god saik its leonardo decaprio!

  • hey does anyone know what the background music at 4:12 is called, i've heard it before somewhere ?

  • i ment 6:30

  • 6:32 lmao

  • LMAO: We're all sailing on a ship of foolzzzzzzz!

  • celine dion! lmfao

  • LOOOOOOOOL

  • omg the 'Jack! Jack your body! Jack your body' made me fall off my chair loling....GENIUS

  • "He can't be more than 10 years old!"

  • it would be beder if there real people

  • retard

  • words fail to descibe the epicness of tha hahahahahaha!!!

  • "Yes being poor is fun"

    I miss the 90 when Adam and Joe where on C4.

    And all the late night comedy on C4 was actually funny. Rather then purile Russell Brand shite we have to put up with now.

  • well said! i love Adam and Joe! their radio show is awesome but i'd love to see them do stuff like this again!

  • Yes, their show on BBC 6 Music is good. But obviously what with the fact that it on between 9-12 in morning they obviously can't use their best material.

    They do deserve to be back on T.V though.

  • I miss being 14, staying up and watching Adam & Joe while drinking tonnes of Dr. Pepper and sneaking beer from my dad's cupboard.

  • @drplbiftin Dr Pepper and Beer? LOL!

  • shut up black and white boy nobody cares about you

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  • Darn! someone else came up with the idea before me. I'm working on a 3D film about toys that live in a toy world, & in part of the film, the characters board Toytanic to get to an island. I have some videos of my 3D Toytanic model uploaded.

  • Lol brilliant! :D

  • LMAO Celine Dion is a moose XD

  • lol, once we board the titanic all my sorrows will be drowned ahh such irony.

  • oh this is marvelous, so much more relaxing than swimming!!

    Let me through, this baby elephant is my son! Dnt flatter yoursellf u big rubber bastard!!

  • lol

  • iceberg right ahead

    thank god for that i thought it never happen LOL

  • "Jack you can't die! What about the sequel?" "Don't worry Rose, they will find some way to bring me back to life!"

    Hahahaha xD

  • What u guna look like with a chimney on ya!

    Whys he singing that LOL

  • was a pop song around the time they made the parody

  • no i know, I said why he singing that is coz thats what the puppet said

  • JUST COMING!!

  • STEPHEN

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  • 1:27 Icebergo xD

  • "it was the ship..of..sh*t!" hahaha

  • "I want you to draw me like one of your french girls"

    "What you mean like er really badly"

    "Yes and totally nude" (opens legs)aha that bit made me laugh alot :)

  • "Get your trotters off him Rose, he can't be more than ten years old!" haha

  • "what's that horrible noise?"

    "oh shit...it's celine dion"

    haha, classic

  • I liked that bit as well. Another good one was "Everybody on deck, the special effects are starting!!"

  • "Don't flatter yourself, you rubber bastard!"

  • Not their best but still amazing

  • Best twist ending ever!

  • Another most excellent video and I dread to think how much time these take to put together.

    Any chance of a Tomb Raider spoof? I can only imagine how you'd portray Angelina Jolie dripping sex appeal!!!

  • wotyoulooklikewithachinmenyony­erhead?!

  • 'I love you Jack,'

    'Hey Rose did i mention i am gay!' haha i couldn't stop lafing! great vid dude!!

  • LMAO at the celine dion moment!

  • Thats quality

  • Yep - this really is too funny. James Cameron can take a few leaves out of Adam and Joe's book.

  • - "Jack, this is amazing! Is it always like this in 3rd class?"

    - "Yes, being poor is fantastic!"

    HAHAHA, brilliant!

  • This is awesome, Adam & Joe definitely know what "humor" means.

    Loved in particular the Celine Dion part, and also that "jack jack jack your body" LOL!

  • haha this is funny

  • lol

  • Lol! Celine Dion is a Moose! xD

  • the whole thing is just disgustin in a good way adam and joe used crack me up i miss them it used 2 come at channel 4 this is wat u call real entertainment

  • " eh you're not gonna jump, you're the narrator"

    lol

  • I remember seeing this about 9-10 years ago. So funny lol.

  • me 2 mate, funny as fu*k

  • bloody amazing!!!

    funny as hell

  • lol to me it was the ship of shit!

  • ...like one of ur french girls! u mean really bad? lmfao

  • this is so funny aaaaaah im fallin u can rescue me now he he lol makes me laugh so much whats that horrid sound xxxxx

  • nothing can cum between us.

    Hey, Rose, did I mention Im gay?

    lol

  • lol the ship of shit

  • I haven't seen that for about 10 years... still brilliant!

  • 2 others it was the ship of dreams 2 me it was the of shit these little movie crack me up adam and joe r fuckin funny their so fuckin creative

  • gd stuff lol

    such randomness

    luv it

  • Calm down ya puffs! It's only water!

  • whats the iceberg made of???

  • Looks like styrofome to me.

  • The signs, 'Marxism Today!' 'Socialist Workers!' lol

  • "I was wearing it when we went down"

    "Yes, but were you wearing it when the ship sank?"

  • Sexual inuendo is always good for a laugh! :D

  • Toytanic Was Called The Ship Of Dreams. But To Me It Was The Ship Of Shit LOL

    5 Star!

  • "oh this boat is great so much better then swimming!"

    lol

  • "Thank God I don't have a brain." HaHaHa!

  • hahah "yes but first im gonna tell u about a very long stupid story that never happend"

  • It was called the ship of dreams to me it was the ship of shit lol

  • "SHIP OF SHIT? how dare u.may u be cured for 5 years u bitch"

    Cured? That's a weird thing to wish on someone you disagree with. :S Did you even WATCH this vid?

  • Forgive me, but I would think that the best ship ever would have been able to survive her maiden voyage. :S

  • I forgive but no Bruce asswipe was being a bitch and wanted the ship to crash

  • ahaha

    "oh this is marvelous, so much more relaxing than swimming"

  • The Kenneth More joke is kind of stupid. There were TONS of "Titanic" movies before and after "A Night to Remember" and the 1997 version isn't the only one with a fictional love story.

  • for god sake it's leonardo dicaprio

  • I remember we had this on tape ages ago, cant i believe i just found it on youtube lol! 'Hey rose did i mention im gay?' Thats true!

  • LOL, love the jimmy saville part

  • Whats That Horibbale Noise?? OH SHIT!! IT CELEIN DEON

  • I remember this being funnier when I was younger.

  • yeah i remember it aswell! i was only 9 years old when i watched it! aww its so good to watch it again n whenever i want as i added it into my favourites! :)

  • Ha i was 9 when i first watched it aswel, let me guess, did u just watch titanic on bbc2?

  • omg! wat a coincidence wen u watched it wen u were 9 aswell! lol! if i gota be honest, yes i watched it on bbc 2 lol, but it jus refer back to that program i used to watch call 'adam and joe'! wat about u?

  • Yeah sort of used to watch Adam and Joe, cant really remember much about it though. How good were the 90's!!

  • damn right it was good in the 90s man! lol! whereas here i am in the year 2007, after the year 2000, there are a hell loada fuckin chavs!

  • FUNNY AS FK :D

  • Reminds me of Robot Chicken

  • excellent I aint seen it in ages like.

  • the titanic was the ship of dreams but to me it looked liked the ship of shit

    ahahahahhah

  • lol Its Funny Edigzx13 But Its Toytanic Not Titanic

  • Im gonna F-ing cry that was so funny. that was great! thank you

  • lmao!

  • "Oooh.... I'm accidently snogging you!" hahaha.

    and "Brand name and trademarked toys only!"

    Far more entertaining than the original.

  • "Take your time.I'm going to drown anyway"lol!

  • I like the sign:"In case of crap"lol!And I like "the ship of shit"

  • "The finest bendy straws known to man my dear." lol

  • HAHA loool

  • haha "thank god i dont have a brain" lol and "the ship of shit" lol i gave u 5/5

  • it was the ship of shit... hahahahaha lol my cousin was laughing so hard she cried

  • If you liked that you might like my first film 'The Ship of Dreams'. It's my own re-make of 'Titanic' and is on my homepage. ;-)

  • Much better than the original.:)

  • sooooooo funny! this is like the coolest video I have seen in a long time! you've gotta come up with more!!

  • lol i fell on the floor laughing no seriously

  • LMFAO "the ship of shit" hahahaha omg lol

  • That's so bad...

    But funny...

  • LOLL.

  • Thank god i don't have a brain - lol.

  • In the table talk scene you can see a black and white cow at the close to the screen end of the table. I gave Adam and Joe that plush toy when I was 13 when I travelled 300 miles to their video signing. I think the same plush toy is in Saving Private Lion too. I'll never forget when I saw it on Channel 4 after What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

    Good times.

  • Adam & Joe.

    Adam.Joe.

    Even separated they sound cool.

  • i've been looking ofr this for years...made up, i love youtube!

  • "Get your trotters off him Rose! He can't be more than 10 years old.", "The bear must die!", "Whoa I'm flying! What is this stuff?", "PCP!", What's that horrible noise?", "Oh shit! (Singing) It's Celine Dion!" LOL

  • Classic!!!

  • wtf?

  • Pretty weird! But funny!!!

  • Nice face on the Ship Init

  • This is probably the best parody of Titanic I've ever seen, and it's really cute!

  • CONGRATS!!! This is Movie of the Month at TITANIC DL FORUM!!!

  • cool

  • LOL, I remember watching this years ago. Still funny now :)

  • fly fishing by J R Hartley

    used to love that advert

    yellow pages

  • LMFAO! Now thats funny! I love the Titanic. Celine Dion was the funniest part!

  • celine dion as a moose haha

  • Well this has a better ending than Titanic.

  • Was cool then....still is now...

  • ahhh man i guess celine dion didnt get killed then.

    mehh oh well this still brought back memories

  • sheer class, thank you for uploading

  • lmao this is fantastic. Much better than the film.

  • that sucks

  • Haha, saw this years ago was great to see it again. Asolutely hilarious I wishn Adam & Joe would do some more of this stuff!

  • This is wonderful! Much better than Titanic, and far less painfull to watch.

  • I remember seeing this years ago. I loved the Adam and Joe show! Thanks for uploading this ^_^

  • This is awesome!!!

  • lol great

  • This has to be the best thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

  • PMSL.. took the piss a bit but hilarious!!

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