Best Bond Line Ever ?

[doctorfeelucky]

Bond: Take me to Janus

Onatop: BBEEEEEYYUTTTCCHH!!!

[johnjnukemsheridan]

One thing's for sure...The Daniel Craig movies are NOT Bond films. I wish they'd just leave it now if they can't actually make a Bond film :(

[MrLunitunz]

He said it was up there, i.e. that it was one of the best.

Personally I think that it was one of the best lines of GoldenEye.

[19Vexthehedgehog91]

No no no

[15macsn]

What James bond movie is this from

[CaptainAmerica520]

@15macsn goldeneye

[ThePistons4life]

worst....bond ever..........Tom Hardy will be the greatest bond of all time...no disrespect to Sean Connery

[17jun1989]

@ThePistons4life tom hardy lol yeah right? he will make bond shit.

[ThePistons4life]

@17jun1989 you kidding me?...you are crazy lol he would be great ...

[17jun1989]

@ThePistons4life that Irish aint good enough to play Bonds Charm,Toughness, and Charisma. Ralph Fiennes could prob do a better job.

[DimitrisD007]

Nice line...But i believe the best line is : I never miss , in the World is not enough.... it is really awesome because he killed elektra!!!

[TheHasselBoff]

She'd get it, right up the shitter!

[oldysrg8]

The best Bond line was with Sean Connery in Diamonds are Forever,when the female said her name was Plenty O toole, and Bond replied,you must be named after your Father.

[EverythingUnofficial]

See if he had just gotten with her, he probably could have infiltrated janus better and finished the movie tent times faster... but screw it, because goldeneye was the shit!

[mystmoorth]

No more foreplay, take me to anus!

[Mi436]

He should say:"Do want some foreplay,bitch"?

[Mi436]

Coolest line evaaa.

[RaisuliLordoftheRiff]

TAKE ME TO JANUS!

[Saxboyy92]

This sucks

[TimHthefullclip777]

Good line, but nothing beats: "No mr Bond,I expect you to die!"

[diehard1911]

No way the better line is later in the movie where she gets killed in that tree and he just goes "She always did enjoy a good squeeze."

[mrlegendatwork1999]

that depends on your definition of safe sex...

[CodytheHun123]

0:04 Someones takin it up! lol

[Delta058]

The best line is easily when Sean Connery throws someone into a bath and electricutes them saying "Shocking... Positively shocking."

[DarkBota1]

79 guys are BULIATCH

[bluesrockfanatic]

My favorite lines from James Bond are: "She always did enjoy a good squeeze", and "Beg you pardon, forgot to knock".

[Chromosoner]

I think this might be up there for genuinely funny, but my favourite is probably "Beg your pardon, forgot to knock."

[legodude545]

I think this isn't the best line. The best line is from Diamonds Are Forever.

"Hi, I'm Plenty!"

"Well of course you are"

[mahavishnuxc]

@legodude545

"-Plenty O'Toole."

"...Named after you're father perhaps?"

[mrspivvy]

maybe not best line but probably the Bond girl I'd most like to scuttle

[legooreostudios]

no it's she does enjoy a good squeeze!

[Froebs]

Wait...that's not Sean Connery.

[LambdaObjection]

"I think he's attempting re-entry" from Moonraker is the best line.

[guthrielindquist1]

zenia!!!! I....CAN'T!! BREATHE!!!!

[Austyg]

good line . . . but not earthshaking

[TheJayman213]

what about "bond. james bond".

[TheHoski]

no no no, no more foreplay

[aboyer111]

not even close

[MrLunitunz]

My favourite Bond one-liner. Aside from 'I never miss', but that one was pretty dark.

[aimrobot]

no more foreplay ...take me to anus...i mean janus

[spideyTB]

she can fuckin get it

[AudioInklined]

when Jean Grey wants foreplay, she GETS it.

good luck with that gun bond..

[CasualGarbage]

Pshh. Women..

[orbasm5]

aww damn shouldve left in where she calls him a "BULIATCH!!!!!" ...seriously wtf does that mean??? ive asked 3 russian people and they have no clue lol.

[HLecterPHD]

Hey -Thats what my proctologist said.

[mmaier2112]

She, like every other bitch, needs it in the ass.

[iNW09]

I had an ex girlfriend like that in the bedroom.

[Harppuunamies]

@iNW09 care to elaborate ? xD

[WMsandKFCisBackMOFOs]

Oh bullshit

[logstrain]

take me to janus!

[thequietkid10]

not a big Brosnian fan but that is pretty good.

[Woohoo5241]

Maybe he was just tired of her blasting the classic Boston track "Foreplay/Long Time"?

[LeSyd1984]

Dunno about the line but Ксения Сергеевна Онатопп certainly is one of the best Bad Bond Girl.

[97HKG]

no, no, no, no more foreplay *click*

[246buthead]

No more foreplay? That's a first for Bond. ;)

[CandyBoyGavin]

Huhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm )=( but why?

[PufferBluntman]

all the best one-liners belong to Connery.

[Thesocraticbreed]

@PufferBluntman Shocking.

[Gatherkak]

good lines does NOT come from brosnan. FACT!

[mofunzonecom]

i cant here what he says

can some one reply?

[wimpylassiter2336]

@mofunzonecom "no, no, no. no more foreplay."

[UltraProle21]

@mofunzonecom no more foreplay

[cj4138]

Watch out Bond, she might go Phoenix on youu

[cabn12]

sorry. not even in the top ten of being the best line.

[fortheloveoftunes]

No no no the best lines are from the sixties, seventies and early eighties .-)

[illapint]

It's missing the next line (which is IMO inseparable from this one):

"Take me to youranus"

[ParkinsandLynch]

:)

[AETutorials42]

It's not the best line, but it's spoken SO FUCKING PERFECTLY!

[leonardsleopard]

then maybe you shouldn't be living HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

[rclemenkowff]

"Come out with your hands above your head"

'How Original"

[bbz232]

The fact that you think bosman could ever utter a good bond line, makes me want to punch myself in the dick.

[Sonikclaw2]

@bbz232 1. It's "Brosnan", and 2. Go screw yourself, because Pierce Brosnan was one of the best Bonds ever.

[Angel77777771]

My god he'd GORGEOUS....

[TheTerriblePikachu]

So.

Fucking.

Hot.

[plopppytheman]

There's a lack of scottish accents in this line

[Boudosaved]

Do you expect me to talk?

No Mr. Bond. I expect you to dieeeeeee!!!

[dominsu]

i totally thought she was trying to rape him or something in every scene they fought

[TheSelfControl]

It's all about Famke

[ThrowntoReality]

Yeah, yeah, yeah... Sean was the best Bond. But this is my favourite of the films and if they killed off the franchise after "Diamonds Are Forever" this wouldn't exist.

They're all good in their own way. (for good or bad)

[OldHollywood93]

Sean Connery is the only Bond in my opinion.

[Primodummy92]

"That depends of your definition of safe sex".

[90sambabam2]

the two greatest bond lines are:

Im bond.... james bond &

Martini, shaken not stirred

[MachadoLusitano]

same scene, wrong quote... it should be "...you don't need the gun mister Bond" - "that depends on your definicion of safe sex"

[dougpryce92]

@MachadoLusitano wrong!

[somervillefire]

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"NO Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

Thats the best line ever

[gigoer]

If that was Roger Moore, the line would be 'Only 3 more hours of foreplay to go'

[789123Y]

That "click" is the best line.

[Lucaxmen3]

Damn if its not the best is prolly in the top 3 :)

[britcrit09]

I had to keep replaying this LMAO!

[skinwalkerxxx]

no no no this is not the best line

[Chequelito14]

I'm going to keep a gun under my pillow and when a girl starts to get rough,this is what I'm gonna say...

[SpartacusDavi]

@Chequelito14 Don't forget to throw her in the floor first.

[TerrorWolfX]

@Chequelito14 internetz for you!

[ScottyMcGeester]

YES. WIN. This is actually maybe my favorite Bond one-liner.

[B0zz3]

hahaha xD