I like this scene because Peter made a great effort for this meal. Having his hair nicely cut and buying a new sweater that has been flown in specially to fit Peter
@DudeManGuy1223 sorry, im not eglish and how can "me being ellen dgenres" and "thats right youtube- you went there" mean that the lady has a big nose?
@Graverobber94 Oh, sorry. No, Ellen DeGeneres is a talk show host with this HUGE nose and wouldn't be affected by a half inch of water. And I wasn't saying that you were her, that's just a saying in this language. That's right Youtube- I went there was just me saying to Youtube that I was ballsy enough to talk about a celebrity like that. Comprendo?
@MrJoeandnick really? that got into the top comments? fine. how about I quote something from the video "Why wouldn't Quagmire like me." Now I deserve a ton of thumbs for something everyone just heard like 5 seconds ago.
I hate when people quote the damn video and gets thumbs up for it
Rocker6781 1 week ago
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botaflo 1 week ago
The title of the video reminded me of girls who won't stop complaining on facebook like this:
/watch?v=xUQ_HfURLTU
thegoofdude 1 week ago
Well iguess you could say it..
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Went hard on her!
InMyWorld10 2 weeks ago
@francisgaribayABC When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up...
But he sure does try. And then he cries himself to sleep.
93ason 2 weeks ago
I noticed his sweater, but not his haircut lol
PrudenceGriffin 1 month ago
I cant here it worth a shit
nightmare398FTW 1 month ago
THIS WAS MADE ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! :DDD
animegirldais 1 month ago
The top two comments are the top two just to PISS EVERYONE THE FUCK OFF!!!!!
DynomiteJinkins 2 months ago
I like this scene because Peter made a great effort for this meal. Having his hair nicely cut and buying a new sweater that has been flown in specially to fit Peter
grant24678 2 months ago
so, chuck norris walks into a bar...looks at top comment*
fuuuuuuuuu....
1SavageDragon1 2 months ago
0:10 if you're unconcious
pokemonandYTPfan 3 months ago
He dosent have a new haircut
ShinobiPXO 3 months ago 3
volume up
infinitexpmax 3 months ago
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"Omg who the hell cares?"
Statstain 3 months ago
I drowned and I find this offensive
ResettisReplicas 3 months ago
@ResettisReplicas omfg you stupid tool cant you be original, man you suck as a comedian -.-
francisgaribayABC 1 month ago
@francisgaribayABC No no, THIS is unoriginal
"I used to shut up about my kids, then I took an arrow to the knee"
ResettisReplicas 4 weeks ago
0:06 that's the background for one of the go animate video creator things
BlueLion6789 3 months ago
drowning in 1in is possible and common. now everyone shut the fuck up
Snafu1OH1 3 months ago
it's so true, i mean, ok, your son is dead, but i have a NEW SWEATER AND A HAIRCUT!
maxihzb 3 months ago
dark, dark genius.
OohCullen 4 months ago
His hair looks exactly the same...
Dreaddylocka 4 months ago 2
he died by drowning in a 1 inch water wtf
lariosesmeralda77 4 months ago
@lariosesmeralda77 Babies that drown in an inch of water are usually retarded anyway so basically it's nature doing their parents a favor.
Water4Jeremiah 3 months ago
@Water4Jeremiah that was stupid -__-
SecretSpetsnaz 3 months ago
@Water4Jeremiah You got something against handicapped people?
yungsoulja038 3 months ago
this reminds me of my math teacher in high school; as awesome of a teacher she was, she never shut up about how great her kids were :P
Protpallyplaya27 4 months ago
New haircut???
SSBurai 4 months ago
George Carlin said something similar... Not all kids are great, in fact most of them are rather unpleasant. Nobody cares about them besides you. c(=
SixtyNineWoodstock 4 months ago
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@SixtyNineWoodstock Haha hell yeah. "Nobody cares about your children, that's why they're called 'your children'"
MrCrackerJack420 4 months ago
If I could make a parody of this, it would be called:
Kids who never shut up about their obsession with Chuck Norris
francisgaribayABC 4 months ago 118
@francisgaribayABC I couldn't agree more.
TheBigBeavis 3 months ago
@francisgaribayABC how did you survive saying that?
obenrob 3 months ago
@obenrob Because Chuck Norris is a myth. He's a human like everyone else.... not some God..
francisgaribayABC 3 months ago
@francisgaribayABC you so funny
obenrob 3 months ago
@francisgaribayABC Dont tempt him.
SONICrose123 3 months ago
@francisgaribayABC u can safely change Chuck Norris to Justin Bieber or asking for thumbs up or feeling offended as something they never were
KuhoinX 3 months ago
@francisgaribayABC Lmao thank you!!
DdayVoltris95 1 month ago
Wait, Peter got a new haircut? I must have just missed it.
Jibrilliant1 4 months ago 3
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Well, I guess i don't have a new sweater and a haircut.
tomrees82 4 months ago
Im with you 100% Peter, no one ever compliments my appearance ever
2hamsolo 4 months ago
You know he is right,women who talk about their children all the time are fucking annoying...oh and i too have a new sweater and a haircut :D
horiapopescu1 5 months ago
can't hear...
DracoAsh 5 months ago
@DracoAsh good point
TheShaunGawler 5 months ago
lol the first thing I noticed when they cut the clip to the restaurant was Peter's new sweater
beatlesfan0614 5 months ago 3
@Sweet55481 no that is not true your the gay one and ur a hater
kydismundy 5 months ago
every comment below and and including this one is gay and not necessary
sweet58441 6 months ago
Well he doesn't actually have a haircut...
6blanks 6 months ago
you can drown in a half inch of water.. you just gotta success
Graverobber94 6 months ago
@Graverobber94 Not if you're Ellen DeGeneres! OH SNAP!!!!!! That's right Youtube- I went there!
DudeManGuy1223 6 months ago
@DudeManGuy1223 what are you talking about??
Graverobber94 6 months ago
@Graverobber94 How could you not get that? The lady's nose is like the size of canoe!
DudeManGuy1223 6 months ago
@DudeManGuy1223 sorry, im not eglish and how can "me being ellen dgenres" and "thats right youtube- you went there" mean that the lady has a big nose?
Graverobber94 6 months ago
@Graverobber94 Oh, sorry. No, Ellen DeGeneres is a talk show host with this HUGE nose and wouldn't be affected by a half inch of water. And I wasn't saying that you were her, that's just a saying in this language. That's right Youtube- I went there was just me saying to Youtube that I was ballsy enough to talk about a celebrity like that. Comprendo?
DudeManGuy1223 6 months ago
@DudeManGuy1223 sorry, i still dont really get it. lets just end this, so that this wont end up bad
Graverobber94 6 months ago
Well, I guess i don't have a new sweater and a haircut.
MrJoeandnick 9 months ago 167
@MrJoeandnick I still don't understand.....
DarkMind95 5 months ago
@MrJoeandnick Wheres Haircut?
There he is!
Oh, no wait, thats just peter.
powpowman98 4 months ago
@MrJoeandnick Yes thank you we just heard it a few seconds ago,thank you for repeating it.
WWEWadeBarrettRules 3 months ago
@MrJoeandnick
Are you sure that was in the video? No, I think you're just hearing things.
EmperorLemon 3 months ago
@MrJoeandnick u idiot stfu
thenomaic 3 months ago
@MrJoeandnick i have. U mad?
obenrob 3 months ago
@MrJoeandnick Wow! Thanks for that! Idiot.
hollywoodissoundead 3 months ago
@MrJoeandnick
Thanks, I didn't see that in the actual video
NachyoLulz5596 3 months ago
@MrJoeandnick really? that got into the top comments? fine. how about I quote something from the video "Why wouldn't Quagmire like me." Now I deserve a ton of thumbs for something everyone just heard like 5 seconds ago.
WalkthroughsMadeEasy 2 months ago 3