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  • whats the name of the song please.

  • G.I Joe....

  • @glazealotabrass420 hahaha! That's so funny!

  • wtf

  • 33 dislikes from The French! :D

  • xD

    

  • /BOW to the king.

  • 1:47 even he takes a step back hes moving forward

  • @xxonebludxx hahaha

  • He looks like a right homo!

  • wow, mr McConaughey sure can bust a move. you'd really only get that if you've seen Reign of Fire.

  • LoL !!!  Look at that homo dance HAHAHA !!!

    I'd have to slap that wanabe Beowulf n the face if I saw him doin that.

  • Looks like Keith Jardine

  • the commentary was really dumb

  • Haha... Great .. Behave yourself ;-)

  • What is the name of this song (intro) 0:00 - 0:09 ?

  • what's the name of the second song?

  • what song is this ?

  • i need to move to russia they just bust out dancing right ont he tracks

  • He is like a fusion of Hulk Hogan (the appearance), Mr. T (the style), and Chuck Norris (the power)

  • im frightened

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

  • My hero!!!!!!!!

  • Wuajajjajajajajaj I can't stop watching it!

  • TechnoViking the Movie - coming to a cinema near you!!!

  • wooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

  • learn german before you use it -.-

  • no one pass drugs around techno viking because techno viking is a drug

  • My god, he's afucking beast !!! cool dude !!!

  • If Chuck Norris had sex with a raver girl, their child would be Techno Viking!

    But let's be honest, Chuck Norris wouldn't even need to have sex with her, he would just look at her until she was pregnant!

  • xD awesome

    I wants those songs now does anyone know there names?

    Also technoviking will destroy all with his (strangely) jiggly man ab boobs xD

  • 32 people need ta go take an E!!!

    

  • this is too fucking funny

  • ki ez a barom ficko egy csapásból leütném utána meg addig verném még megfullad a saját véribe a nyomorék ki ez itt?????

  • I'll have what ever he's having!

  • Technoviking doesn't dance to music, the music dances to Technoviking

  • fuckin´drugs

  • haha this is funny lol. but i have to say that last beat at the end is pretty sick..

  • lolz hes god >.< 

  • square go techno ya dafty!!!!!!!!!!

  • what the 2nd track called any one????

  • That dude is epic win in it's purest form

  • MY GOD!!

  • Gotta love shrooms

  • Someone's on E

  • LMAO!!! this is funny xD

  • BROLAF

  • Heil Technoviking! Hilarious captions dude

  • wota cock...trying to be a hero...then feeling pumped cos he push about a dweeb...

  • This shit is hella funny got damn

  • FUCK YEAH

  • to late for gay parade? Ha? Ha?!

  • His boos bounce more than my gf's boobs. XD

  • @dlittao I feel sorry for your girlfriend then

  • @dlittao By gf you mean bf?

  • jaja how nice.. his tits bounce to the beat.

  • Chuck Norris thought him the moves

  • @phantomlord4 u mean taught

  • @phantomlord4 taught

  • Has he a larger arm than the other one?

  • TechnoViking owns Valhalla!!!

  • not only does this guy look a TWAT he also dances like one !

  • fucking gay 

  • AWESOME!!! all hail the TechnoViking!!!

  • That's it, stay hydrated before busting your moves!

  • the cool version of leonidus

  • Omg, Germany xD

    my homeland xDDD

  • he is so not rave-techno guy looking)

  • @TheSashaSunshine hence he is techno VIKING

  • he is so not a rave style dencer

    where did he come from?

  • What is the viking saying to that drunken dude.

  • it start with just one drink of whatever it was

  • Ty pico to je dementni srac

  • Ty pico to je srac :D

  • Sleepingpillz micro dick is adorable x

  • dude this dude is so swesome, i wanna dance with him man

  • haha his little abs are adorable. =P

  • I've got balls of steel!!

  • if only he had glowsticks....

  • Chuck Norris would so get owned by TechnoViking

  • technoviking dosnt read.... "rips paper" HAHAHAHAHA

  • HE'S THE CHUCK NORRIS OF TECHNO :O

  • @iToxicWater I don't remember asking you -3-

  • @iwilldestroyyou9642 ....jesus man!, how dare you compare Technoviking with that ......that, what's his name, Chuck up Norris bad acting movie dude!

    Please!

    Take chill pill man!

  • yes i would like to know the song myself...shit was bumpin at the end! lol

  • name of the song or mix ?send pm

  • All heil the TECHNOVIKING! Bow you morron dont you know thats THE KING!? the TECHNOVIKING KING?.....You dont bow to him he will dance in front of you till you stab your eyesballs out with a fork and set off M-80's on both ears you imbisol! Now Bow! and hurry the fuck away before you get transsed away with him back to his Kindom where he will do it naked and demand you study his flaws for him work on.

  • LMFAO.

  • stupid morons.... can't even parody properly its supposed to be " technoviking doesn't dance to the music, the music plays to technoovikings dance"

  • 1:05 IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!

  • I AM TEKNO VIKING

  • HARDCORE 2 DA BONE

  • Yes, i would charge the enemy with this man. ATTTTTTAAACKKKK !!!

  • HA! he said that guy was small in the pants

  • ĐOLE DRKA NA OVOG LIKA!!! BELE VODE RULES

  • @ziki999

    Da,Đole je pederčina i zato drka na muškarca...

  • i want to see him and chuck norris fight

  • i quited folowing rave parties since technobarbarians with their dumbness ruined many events with their BAD energy that do not belong to the triptych

    LOVE-PEACE-UNITY . although technoviking is funny from Youtube!away from us..

  • GG ALLIN Is Alive,into Techno , Removed his tatoos And Got Buff lol

  • shiiiit, I would turn around as well hahaha

  • What is the song?

  • das ist berlin! ich liebe es

  • hes got wobbly tittys

  • Indeed, amazing guy!

    All heil das technoviking!

  • i lol'd cuz this looks like a gay rights march

  • His pecks bounce to the beat of the base loool, epic!

  • THAT guy is a fukin legendo. Imagine him leading you into a rave battle!

  • @zantesh xDD

  • fukn neo-nazi ravers...lol.

  • HEIL!!

  • im jealous....

  • Dude this guy is amazing

  • Stick a gun in his hands and send him back in time to D-day and see how fucking tough he is. Wanker!

  • @bloomersthebear

    You're fucking 40. You aren't even old enough to see D-Day. Now, piss off.

  • technoviking is cooler than chuck norris.

  • i want him inside me

  • they should cast him in the conan movie 2011 :P

  • 41: !!! TECHNOVIKING! THE PROTECTOR OF P.L.U.R!!!!! lolol kickass!!!

  • Thats epic!!! You cant hate the guy for feeling it :D big up techno Viking..your going on Facebook right now :)

  • The one and only german techno viking xDDD

  • whaaaaaaaaat

  • if only i was jacked, i would dance shirtless all day lol. this guy is like the white terry crews.... or, terry crews is the black techno viking.... all the same

  • thats a guido right there

  • Love the subs. Wacko all round but, pretty trancy. Acid would make complete sense of this though

  • such a tight ass dance he does. phresh!

  • hahhahahahahaahh i love it!!! RAVE on RAVERS!

  • very cool. Germans are a different breed though

  • god

  • lengend has it when enough blood of the innocence has been spilled for the Nordic Gods TechnoViking will return for one last street rave.

  • I would dance with him just so I wouldn't get my ass beat then danced on!

  • hey get dancing lol

  • HELP!!!!

  • this made my day thnx

  • follow that man

  • Muito bom...!

  • THAT IS SOOOOO SHIT !!!!!!

  • this is old as hell..... and only 173k views o.o? i saw this maybe about 4 years ago

  • que filho da puta de viking anormal do caralho

  • LMAO HILARIOUS FUNNY ASS SHITLOL

  • ROFLMFAO! Best video on youtube!

  • viking!!! ja ja ja...

  • this man is Burzum))

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  • the second song is fire wall- cosmic gate

  • TECHNOVICKING doesn't read hes a god

  • THE SONG????

  • "how dare you bother the technoviking"

    he has pleased the gods... LMAO!

  • ::TECHNOVICKING doesn't read::

  • WTF??????????????

  • does anyone there know the song 2:11 and on?

  • Hahahahahah wtf!??

  • lol sweet XD

  • I love his dance, and i love the fact he is Pagan, as well as I am... u sure ask urself how do i know he is pagan... at 3:35 video zooms and u can see Mjollnir hanging from his neck!

  • wtf

  • THESGAPE italiano di merdaaaaaaaaaaaa fai pieta' sei forse un terrone?!

    THESGAPE bullshittttttttttttttt italian u're pity, maybe are u a TERRON?

  • o tedesco di merdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaa..fai pietà..sei un tossicoooooooooooooooooooooo

  • I love the way he points the finger at that guy 'I'm vorning (warning) you, yah!

  • Dunno about the gods but this pleased me..love the way he gets the drink and becomes another person,

  • =O meu deus mi apaixonei por esse cara muito foda *¬* élaia isso na minha cama eu mi acabava

  • lol!

  • yea do if for beowolf im a learn this lol

  • A ESTE TIO LE HACE FALTA UNA NOVIA

  • the guy will be a legend awsome man

  • der spürt den beeat

  • Is that Keith Jardine?  The UFC fighter?

  • @ruinzifra no you silly goof

    its techno viking

  • @ImGodUFUCK You cant tell me it doesn't look like him though!

  • Whats the second song???

    that shit bumps

  • Your followers agree this Hardstyle satifies the Gods!

  • Technoviking doesnt dance to the music; the music dances to Technoviking! lmao!

  • thia dude is awesome

    lol HERE TECHNO VIKING, take this water

  • Awsome pelvic thrusting while marching Technoviking!

  • GOD is a dancer!!! thank you my lord!

  • I LOVE TECHNOVIKING!

  • 1:35 technoviking wymiata!

  • I'd follow that man into battle!!!!

  • steel of a blade knows no strong man.

  • I want to be a TECHNOVIKING! HHUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

  • SCHWANZLUTSCHER

  • is that even a word lmao

  • i always love gett'n an upside down bottle of water, makes you fuck'n mad;;;;;;;;;

  • TECHNOVIKING can drink from an upside down bottle, and still keep the beat.