All heil the TECHNOVIKING! Bow you morron dont you know thats THE KING!? the TECHNOVIKING KING?.....You dont bow to him he will dance in front of you till you stab your eyesballs out with a fork and set off M-80's on both ears you imbisol! Now Bow! and hurry the fuck away before you get transsed away with him back to his Kindom where he will do it naked and demand you study his flaws for him work on.
if only i was jacked, i would dance shirtless all day lol. this guy is like the white terry crews.... or, terry crews is the black techno viking.... all the same
I love his dance, and i love the fact he is Pagan, as well as I am... u sure ask urself how do i know he is pagan... at 3:35 video zooms and u can see Mjollnir hanging from his neck!
whats the name of the song please.
666milktray 2 months ago
G.I Joe....
wristlock2000 4 months ago
@glazealotabrass420 hahaha! That's so funny!
munkii8banana 4 months ago
wtf
bisaf11 4 months ago
33 dislikes from The French! :D
Christoph0615 4 months ago
xD
stausha10 5 months ago
/BOW to the king.
KitaroED 5 months ago
1:47 even he takes a step back hes moving forward
xxonebludxx 5 months ago
@xxonebludxx hahaha
igloterror 4 months ago
He looks like a right homo!
bikenutter1 6 months ago
wow, mr McConaughey sure can bust a move. you'd really only get that if you've seen Reign of Fire.
glazealotabrass420 6 months ago
LoL !!! Look at that homo dance HAHAHA !!!
I'd have to slap that wanabe Beowulf n the face if I saw him doin that.
splendid1000 6 months ago
Looks like Keith Jardine
deadman20008 6 months ago
the commentary was really dumb
vancee3 7 months ago
Haha... Great .. Behave yourself ;-)
klop575 7 months ago
What is the name of this song (intro) 0:00 - 0:09 ?
gorenjee 7 months ago
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Ha ha ha
zviki68 8 months ago
what's the name of the second song?
Erimyth 8 months ago
what song is this ?
utenoszalias 9 months ago
i need to move to russia they just bust out dancing right ont he tracks
brucekirk89 9 months ago
He is like a fusion of Hulk Hogan (the appearance), Mr. T (the style), and Chuck Norris (the power)
Jeremy0459 9 months ago
im frightened
nicolaloveshugs 10 months ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
JustinAGerro 10 months ago
My hero!!!!!!!!
brillante077 10 months ago
Wuajajjajajajajaj I can't stop watching it!
eternosunshine 10 months ago
TechnoViking the Movie - coming to a cinema near you!!!
RichieB1973 10 months ago
wooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
ImightBeTheCulprit 10 months ago
learn german before you use it -.-
MrTomMasterVideos 10 months ago
no one pass drugs around techno viking because techno viking is a drug
logyouin 10 months ago
My god, he's afucking beast !!! cool dude !!!
REPTIZAR 10 months ago
If Chuck Norris had sex with a raver girl, their child would be Techno Viking!
But let's be honest, Chuck Norris wouldn't even need to have sex with her, he would just look at her until she was pregnant!
peterk369 10 months ago
xD awesome
I wants those songs now does anyone know there names?
Also technoviking will destroy all with his (strangely) jiggly man ab boobs xD
amayaruki 11 months ago
32 people need ta go take an E!!!
EireannRebel 11 months ago
this is too fucking funny
doinworksonnnnn 11 months ago
ki ez a barom ficko egy csapásból leütném utána meg addig verném még megfullad a saját véribe a nyomorék ki ez itt?????
csabbax 11 months ago
I'll have what ever he's having!
ScottyDont211 11 months ago
Technoviking doesn't dance to music, the music dances to Technoviking
Marter713 11 months ago
fuckin´drugs
rijoso2 11 months ago
haha this is funny lol. but i have to say that last beat at the end is pretty sick..
mfastx 1 year ago
lolz hes god >.<
iminlovenow12345 1 year ago
square go techno ya dafty!!!!!!!!!!
codfather105 1 year ago
what the 2nd track called any one????
iequalpain 1 year ago
That dude is epic win in it's purest form
FinancialProdigy202 1 year ago 2
@FinancialProdigy202 agreed
FirstFamilyCharger 1 year ago
MY GOD!!
takeme19872006 1 year ago
Gotta love shrooms
takeme19872006 1 year ago
Someone's on E
DanneVolvo 1 year ago
LMAO!!! this is funny xD
xXHardStyleXx69 1 year ago
BROLAF
KuruptShadow 1 year ago
Heil Technoviking! Hilarious captions dude
MrMiagiRulez 1 year ago
wota cock...trying to be a hero...then feeling pumped cos he push about a dweeb...
ddbd 1 year ago
This shit is hella funny got damn
iLikeKoolaidniggu 1 year ago
FUCK YEAH
Miwa200 1 year ago
to late for gay parade? Ha? Ha?!
TrustedHacks 1 year ago
His boos bounce more than my gf's boobs. XD
dlittao 1 year ago
@dlittao I feel sorry for your girlfriend then
Disturbingdarkmind 1 year ago 2
@dlittao By gf you mean bf?
Sageisstupid 1 year ago
jaja how nice.. his tits bounce to the beat.
Esfumado0 1 year ago
Chuck Norris thought him the moves
phantomlord4 1 year ago 30
@phantomlord4 u mean taught
youreallshit 10 months ago
@phantomlord4 taught
instantsurgery 5 months ago
Has he a larger arm than the other one?
Mefirot 1 year ago
TechnoViking owns Valhalla!!!
robbienroll 1 year ago 3
not only does this guy look a TWAT he also dances like one !
slimbien1 1 year ago
fucking gay
tompa666 1 year ago
AWESOME!!! all hail the TechnoViking!!!
joelanza32 1 year ago
That's it, stay hydrated before busting your moves!
PawlieGR 1 year ago
the cool version of leonidus
Primosparazza289 1 year ago
Omg, Germany xD
my homeland xDDD
MasterMarco93 1 year ago
he is so not rave-techno guy looking)
TheSashaSunshine 1 year ago
@TheSashaSunshine hence he is techno VIKING
thadea 1 year ago
he is so not a rave style dencer
where did he come from?
TheSashaSunshine 1 year ago
What is the viking saying to that drunken dude.
saintlysimon 1 year ago
it start with just one drink of whatever it was
hardvibe 1 year ago
Ty pico to je dementni srac
TheReissrs 1 year ago
Ty pico to je srac :D
TheReissrs 1 year ago
Sleepingpillz micro dick is adorable x
MrTerrorFaced 1 year ago
dude this dude is so swesome, i wanna dance with him man
ShroomMaster420 1 year ago
haha his little abs are adorable. =P
Sleepingpillz 1 year ago
I've got balls of steel!!
Lostnode 1 year ago
if only he had glowsticks....
mymilkshakesurhump 1 year ago
Chuck Norris would so get owned by TechnoViking
GarrettHP 1 year ago
technoviking dosnt read.... "rips paper" HAHAHAHAHA
tuttoz 1 year ago
HE'S THE CHUCK NORRIS OF TECHNO :O
iwilldestroyyou9642 1 year ago 82
@iwilldestroyyou9642 no...
iToxicWater 1 year ago
@iToxicWater I don't remember asking you -3-
iwilldestroyyou9642 1 year ago
@iwilldestroyyou9642 ....jesus man!, how dare you compare Technoviking with that ......that, what's his name, Chuck up Norris bad acting movie dude!
Please!
Take chill pill man!
MRMILO57 1 year ago
yes i would like to know the song myself...shit was bumpin at the end! lol
amberlynnddr 1 year ago
name of the song or mix ?send pm
NexecuTio 1 year ago
All heil the TECHNOVIKING! Bow you morron dont you know thats THE KING!? the TECHNOVIKING KING?.....You dont bow to him he will dance in front of you till you stab your eyesballs out with a fork and set off M-80's on both ears you imbisol! Now Bow! and hurry the fuck away before you get transsed away with him back to his Kindom where he will do it naked and demand you study his flaws for him work on.
acecabyellow7 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
shit music shit dancing shit head.. some body should fuck the guy in the ars what an arshole the guy is absolute fucking wanker
drsambo74 1 year ago
LMFAO.
Dinosawrr3 1 year ago
stupid morons.... can't even parody properly its supposed to be " technoviking doesn't dance to the music, the music plays to technoovikings dance"
masterwow 1 year ago
1:05 IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!
darket1234 1 year ago
I AM TEKNO VIKING
acidslice 1 year ago
HARDCORE 2 DA BONE
delgadodevin 1 year ago
Yes, i would charge the enemy with this man. ATTTTTTAAACKKKK !!!
Michael210272 1 year ago
HA! he said that guy was small in the pants
CoreyMcSanders 1 year ago
ĐOLE DRKA NA OVOG LIKA!!! BELE VODE RULES
ziki999 1 year ago
@ziki999
Da,Đole je pederčina i zato drka na muškarca...
zviki68 8 months ago
i want to see him and chuck norris fight
jjavitable1 1 year ago
i quited folowing rave parties since technobarbarians with their dumbness ruined many events with their BAD energy that do not belong to the triptych
LOVE-PEACE-UNITY . although technoviking is funny from Youtube!away from us..
8anasisl 1 year ago
GG ALLIN Is Alive,into Techno , Removed his tatoos And Got Buff lol
AriseDstcrewEastLA 1 year ago
shiiiit, I would turn around as well hahaha
ceSniperFactor 1 year ago
What is the song?
jimisvoodoochild 1 year ago
das ist berlin! ich liebe es
Muddaa88 1 year ago
hes got wobbly tittys
nikkiidaniels 1 year ago
Indeed, amazing guy!
All heil das technoviking!
thcspd 1 year ago
i lol'd cuz this looks like a gay rights march
TheNicknameKid 1 year ago
His pecks bounce to the beat of the base loool, epic!
JackDotSmiley 1 year ago
THAT guy is a fukin legendo. Imagine him leading you into a rave battle!
zantesh 1 year ago 2
@zantesh xDD
Grubi1990 1 year ago
fukn neo-nazi ravers...lol.
fthis12345 1 year ago
HEIL!!
shadywalker 1 year ago
im jealous....
MistrMilli 1 year ago
Dude this guy is amazing
tucskin 1 year ago
Stick a gun in his hands and send him back in time to D-day and see how fucking tough he is. Wanker!
bloomersthebear 1 year ago
@bloomersthebear
You're fucking 40. You aren't even old enough to see D-Day. Now, piss off.
etb4u 1 year ago
technoviking is cooler than chuck norris.
mardepz 1 year ago
i want him inside me
TheMjay33 1 year ago
they should cast him in the conan movie 2011 :P
mucklebones1973 1 year ago
41: !!! TECHNOVIKING! THE PROTECTOR OF P.L.U.R!!!!! lolol kickass!!!
GOREFANATIC27 1 year ago
Thats epic!!! You cant hate the guy for feeling it :D big up techno Viking..your going on Facebook right now :)
cannotfall 1 year ago
The one and only german techno viking xDDD
Beakle 1 year ago
whaaaaaaaaat
mixmastermax8 1 year ago
if only i was jacked, i would dance shirtless all day lol. this guy is like the white terry crews.... or, terry crews is the black techno viking.... all the same
CerealMunchkin 1 year ago
thats a guido right there
groovyome 1 year ago
Love the subs. Wacko all round but, pretty trancy. Acid would make complete sense of this though
gnople 1 year ago
such a tight ass dance he does. phresh!
123Tayam 1 year ago
hahhahahahahaahh i love it!!! RAVE on RAVERS!
uclet 1 year ago
very cool. Germans are a different breed though
TaylorJ415 1 year ago
god
xayan69 1 year ago
lengend has it when enough blood of the innocence has been spilled for the Nordic Gods TechnoViking will return for one last street rave.
irishmobster60 1 year ago
I would dance with him just so I wouldn't get my ass beat then danced on!
djsaturn26 1 year ago
hey get dancing lol
cinna71 1 year ago
HELP!!!!
Himlagglol 1 year ago
this made my day thnx
chud89 1 year ago
follow that man
fabios66 1 year ago
Muito bom...!
BiraCosme 1 year ago
THAT IS SOOOOO SHIT !!!!!!
shlem12 1 year ago
this is old as hell..... and only 173k views o.o? i saw this maybe about 4 years ago
Kilajs 1 year ago
que filho da puta de viking anormal do caralho
johnnyfbtorres 1 year ago
LMAO HILARIOUS FUNNY ASS SHITLOL
sidious304 1 year ago
ROFLMFAO! Best video on youtube!
soulecho1 1 year ago
viking!!! ja ja ja...
Sogni1dream9 1 year ago
this man is Burzum))
Waldernar 1 year ago
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Waldernar 1 year ago
the second song is fire wall- cosmic gate
myztainzydeout 1 year ago
TECHNOVICKING doesn't read hes a god
sirdeshiell 1 year ago
THE SONG????
myztainzydeout 1 year ago
"how dare you bother the technoviking"
he has pleased the gods... LMAO!
myztainzydeout 1 year ago
::TECHNOVICKING doesn't read::
feelingtranced 1 year ago
WTF??????????????
coquette88 1 year ago
does anyone there know the song 2:11 and on?
xMortarzx 1 year ago
Hahahahahah wtf!??
bsodfc 1 year ago
lol sweet XD
aradosman 1 year ago
I love his dance, and i love the fact he is Pagan, as well as I am... u sure ask urself how do i know he is pagan... at 3:35 video zooms and u can see Mjollnir hanging from his neck!
Kuksoman 1 year ago
wtf
waylan3 1 year ago
THESGAPE italiano di merdaaaaaaaaaaaa fai pieta' sei forse un terrone?!
THESGAPE bullshittttttttttttttt italian u're pity, maybe are u a TERRON?
ben76raz 1 year ago
o tedesco di merdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..fai pietà..sei un tossicoooooooooooooooooooooo
TheSGAPE 2 years ago
I love the way he points the finger at that guy 'I'm vorning (warning) you, yah!
afuentes0678 2 years ago 7
Dunno about the gods but this pleased me..love the way he gets the drink and becomes another person,
nutnfancycriticx 2 years ago
=O meu deus mi apaixonei por esse cara muito foda *¬* élaia isso na minha cama eu mi acabava
Rimizinha 2 years ago
lol!
dragonkilla7 2 years ago
yea do if for beowolf im a learn this lol
fallenviru3000 2 years ago
A ESTE TIO LE HACE FALTA UNA NOVIA
eduardoserrano1 2 years ago
the guy will be a legend awsome man
loonyhx3 2 years ago
der spürt den beeat
juhtelaune 2 years ago
Is that Keith Jardine? The UFC fighter?
ruinzifra 2 years ago 9
@ruinzifra no you silly goof
its techno viking
ImGodUFUCK 1 year ago
@ImGodUFUCK You cant tell me it doesn't look like him though!
ruinzifra 1 year ago
Whats the second song???
that shit bumps
andresthemighty 2 years ago
Your followers agree this Hardstyle satifies the Gods!
jeepjonesTJ 2 years ago
Technoviking doesnt dance to the music; the music dances to Technoviking! lmao!
hugzplz92 2 years ago 54
thia dude is awesome
lol HERE TECHNO VIKING, take this water
czaghost 2 years ago
Awsome pelvic thrusting while marching Technoviking!
GritchyGreenMan 2 years ago
GOD is a dancer!!! thank you my lord!
Bukefal86 2 years ago 2
I LOVE TECHNOVIKING!
Sexaman69 2 years ago 3
1:35 technoviking wymiata!
slavoniec 2 years ago
I'd follow that man into battle!!!!
destroistheduke 2 years ago 77
steel of a blade knows no strong man.
sckryde 1 year ago
I want to be a TECHNOVIKING! HHUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
nozzocatozzo 2 years ago
SCHWANZLUTSCHER
nozzocatozzo 2 years ago
is that even a word lmao
myztainzydeout 1 year ago
i always love gett'n an upside down bottle of water, makes you fuck'n mad;;;;;;;;;
ba44a 2 years ago
TECHNOVIKING can drink from an upside down bottle, and still keep the beat.
IC2720 2 years ago