Dom Mazzetti vs. Break Ups

[JaymeG1848]

Dom Mazzetti vs. Creeping

[NoRegretsFanB0Y]

Dom Mazzetti Vs. people quoting every line in his videos

[johwak121]

this guy fucking kills me all his videos are PRICELESS!!!!

[MiCKi914]

"I know it's only temporary...I'mma go check her facebook"

Actually, I can't laugh at you on that one, Dom. xD

[brettcrew84]

Dom vs FSU. Doitbro!!

[driftmcvey19]

allow me to re-introduce myself, my name is DDooOOooOOooOM

[lespaulrocker1200]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG DYING

[PaxtonTye]

LOL! This guy

[o0Cruzer0o]

Its actually hilarious, cause there are dudes out there that do this shit

[unityhotshot08]

Dom were you stalking me? this is exactly what happened with one of my exs lol

[dmax112892]

dom mazzetti vs Jagermeister

[jslorenz3]

FSU!!

[kevinfez11]

fuck her i dont need her! im guna go out and get animalistic on some bitches hahahahha omg that was too great

[dawnifersbody]

dom d to the o to the m!

[Jiffypop199]

[Place funny quote that was at the end of the video here]

[AShelesTurtle]

Soopaa

[MrSoSupreme]

so apparently all you need to do to get a top comment is quote the video you're watching and comment how its good to know. good to know

[meep232323]

my favorite video

[canalesnd]

"so what if she took my virginity i don't need her!"

[wheedjamann]

Dom Mazzetti vs. Tim Tebow

[lolipop30H]

i felt the same way when i got fired from my job

[mmdogg723]

Dom Mazzetti vs. T-Mobile because that commercial was fucking gay

[MrDBrock89]

I like to quote Dom Mazzetti on other Dom Mazzetti videos.

[rivajoyce]

you know they say if you tie down an Italians hands they can't speak...

[IEatYourPig]

Dom Mazzetti- Thats justice

[allsports13]

Dom Mazzetti vs, Penn State

[jarheadjourneys]

can i ask WTF is lax bros?

[ncecsmurphy]

@jarheadjourneys lacrosse, get it LA-X cross. 

[JArtinger425]

Sympathy is the basis of all relationships



[djkells3]

"We were the perfect couple, like Ronnie and Sam." lmaaaao this guy is awesome

[Spartan753]

totally creepin, you look hot in your prof pic

[dashtless]

*must

[dashtless]

Damn, this guy my be a genius!

[enisainwonderland]

dom vs hashtags?

[laurenlegary]

"Woman need time to get advice from Cosmo and bake peanut butter brownies."

[Hayyitzmexx]

Dom Mazzetti vs. Nicknames

[iron0an]

dom mazetti vs.yo momma

[R0XYxx]

lmfao hashtag, rebound.

[MegaRoflcopterpilot]

This video has actually gotten me through some heartache, makes me laugh every time! Thanks Dom =]

[mikeymon87]

fairy tale

[gnarsack9two5]

Dom Mazzetti vs. Women

[MrDBrock89]

Dom Mazzetti vs. Lil B

its a must... believe me... you want to do it... we want you to do it

Lil B the Basedgod wants you to do it.

thanks Dom!

[NatetheGreatxxx24]

"we met at a red lobster in Boca. she was a student at Florida State. i was a waiter that summer. fingered that night. FUCKING COUNT IT!"

[rojasn10]

I got dumped the week after this video came out haha

[HeroicMidget1]

Dom Mazzetti v.s. Jenna Marbles

Dom Mazzetti v.s. Evolution

Dom Mazzetti v.s. Teen Mom

Dom Mazzetti v.s. Michele Bachmann

[efajardo2411]

yeah i know she took my virginity, but i dont need it anyway

[kranjcar4eva]

"But next time try not to pocket dial me while your blowing some dude in your brothers civic" LMAO

[geekfreak194]

Am I the only one that wants to see the interviewer?

[zephed11]

@geekfreak194 yes you are

[jcm720]

I was the Loser in the civic!!!!!

[MrBang098]

fyi, I'm so over u. ha

[jordan84923743]

Dom told 14 parents that their daughter was a slut.

[docterpbnj]

ronnie and sam

[jheanamaythe]

so what if she took my virginity; i dont need it anywayy !

[Kwspaulding]

Dom Vs. Hot girls who got fat

[emantell]

sympathy is the foundation of all relationships!

[missDiamondgirl55]

thats a good song... i'm gonna throw that on my facebook bahahahah! #rebound

[disturbedeleven]

sympathy is the foundation of all relationships

[ridgeview1523]

#Rebound



[BigPapiFreak]

Fingered her that night. Fuckin' count it!

[Shadow32951]

Next time don't pocketcall me when your blowing somebody in your brother's Civic. Priceless.

[iCURVEz]

@Shadow32951 didnt even quote it right... why the fuck are you second top comment, please learn to listen.

[owizzle55555]

Bye Bye canola

[kiwithem]

"sympathy is the foundation of all relationships"

[SrgtFifer1]

lol its an olive oil bottle that he is drinking from

[MrDJGoodman]

oh finally! the key to a good relationship is sympathy. knowing that, i will go out and get this sympathy!

[palivacinni13]

so apparently all you need to do to get a top comment is quote the video you're watching. good to know

[hithereimcris]

@palivacinni13 youre a douchebag.

[palivacinni13]

@hithereimcris awww, thanks for the new pet name!

[HPross]

@palivacinni13 bet ure laughing now

[BOYthatROX]

@palivacinni13 its because it would be useless to try and post a funny comment on this video. on a dom mazzetti video your laughing at him, not the comments.

[tesmitty20]

@palivacinni13 so apparently all you need to do is bitch about other peoples top comments to get the top comment. good to know

[mjeffs11]

@palivacinni13 so apparently all you have to do is complain about how stupid the top comments are and act like you really don't give a shit about getting likes but secretly you really want people to like your comment cuz your obviously smarter than the person who made the top comment in the first place.... (please like my comment i'm not gonna be cool and pretend i don't want them i do)

[Hellzzzyeah1]

@mjeffs11 but you also want likes otherwise you would not have commented in the first place...

[mjeffs11]

@Hellzzzyeah1 umm duh... i even said i want likes in my comment. see if its not cool to quote the video, and its not cool to make fun of ppl who quote it, then ill make fun of ppl who make fun of ppl who quote it. winning

[xaun36]

@palivacinni13 I like to spend my afternoons down voting all of the creative assholes that steal quotes directly from the video.

[PortoPride2]

i laughed when he said "lookin hot in your prof pic"

[shanedizzleee]

i'm gonna get animalistic on bitches

[MrCrackkkkkkk]

but next time try not to pocket dial me while your blowin some loser in ur bothers civic

[lilpimpster316]

Florida State girls r sluts! lol

[lmarinrable]

sympathy is the foundation of all relationships...

[dfaiola18]

his shirt says drunk hahahhaa

[ChadBroChill5]

fingered her dat night, fuckin COUNT it!

[DjGa3tano]

hey babey maybe we can spend the whole saturday together so i can prove to you i can give you your space

[TheRMAC33]

"hey baby hope you enjoyed the porn i sent you" haha lol

[ILIKEPIE38]

We met at a red lobster, she was a student at Florida State, I was a waiter that summer. Fingered her that night, fuckin count it!

holy shit i love dom

[WiggaWithAttitude6]

we shud study sometime



[dunkafunk1]

#rebound

[mattattack28]

"sympathy is the foundation of all relationships" hahahaha

[TWENTYFO5]

Dom Mazzetti vs. Lax Bros

[funkyfunk45]

sympathy is the foundation of all relationships

[shmolgies]

try not to pocket dial me when you're blowing some loser in your brothers civic lmao

[ryanwsu4]

Ima send her some porn videos that remind me of when we made love.

[YogieMcStogie]

Ohh lookie here!

[KelleyMcGowan]

hahahah hashtag rebound... its still complicated for me so funny 

[kimisurfer]

date me

[xtina7one3]

lmao!

[mikecpaul]

i request Dom Mazzetti vs. Lax Bros

[rdchilla37]

@mikecpaul ha i was literally just looking to see if he had one of those

[Twistedelirium376]

@mikecpaul Yesss!!



[mikecpaul]

Dom Mazzetti vs. Lax Bros

[zeelove218]

my little cannoli princess...this is hurting the way you're stabbing me in the heart with knives! can I still call you baby???

[zeelove218]

i love this video!!!!

[gangstaltdx5]

im going out with my boys and im gonna get animalistic on some bitches

[hannarocks10]

try not to pocket dial me while your blowin some dude in your brothers civic

[jdrevenge]

"Sympathy is the foundation of all relationships."

[CanYouSayGoodfellow]

I'm gonna get animalistic on some bitches

[jackiekilledmarilyn]

"try not to pocket dial me while you're blowing some loser in your brothas civic"

[woog757]

Goddamn -__- I feel sad I've done most of the things he's said in this video >_>

[flippinfl00b]

my little cannoli princess lmao

[CallMeUncleTony]

I used the opening line in my male pageant show last night... It went very well

[chicagoo17]

i love you bro

[mooneya]

Can we get a Dom vs. Christopher Walken?????

[MegaRoflcopterpilot]

Dom vs The Situation

[richinsoulandspirit]

i would trash her room and she'd annoy all my friends... it was a fairy tale

[benjaskino]

surprised he hasn't done a vs. Gym yet

[tuc52798]

i'ma get animalistic on some bitches

[LaFrenchieKiss6]

"Sympathy is the basis to all relationships."

Phahahhahahahah.

[jeterkid02ny]

Dom Mazzetti vs. .... Dom Mazzetti , the only worthy opponent

[mdmsfan]

Dom Mazzetti must appear on Tosh. O That would be hilarious.

[r1ct4]

@mdmsfan give it time

[spsj9000]

fingered her that night fucking COUNT IT !

[AznVi3tBoi]

sympathy is the foundation of all relationships. LOL this guy is gold.

[rickmurrda]

fingered her that night... Fucking count it!!

[rangaman86]

while your blowing some loser in your brothers civic!!! OMG!!! hahaha I just lost my shit!!! hahahahahahahaha

[bballgal76]

and imma get animalistic on some bitchez

[ghevont1984]

Dom Mazzetti v.s. the gym

Dom Mazzetti v.s. coffee shops

Dom Mazzetti v.s. cougars

Dom Mazzetti v.s. cruises

[inFLACCOwetrust]

Great shirt

[dashjoedash]

Dom Mazzetti vs. Call of Duty

(please!)

[imsteve123]

supa hot

[TheMikeBlueT]

What song is the beat at the end from???????? Please can someone tell me!!

[nikostz91]

i count it!

[hhslacrosse424]

red Lobster in Boca. Classic.

[gineriella]

Dom, I am at work right now watching you be epic, and I'm actually crying with laughter. Everyone is staring, and I don't care. You make my world complete.

[518BOYS]

fuckin' count it

[blakeward35]

Hope your ready to lose it tonight #rebound

[trueshadeofcrimson]

You need a movie deal!

[ajisabrat]

this guys friggin great...

[chickachyc]

you know i'm like madly in love with you bro

[7forthewin7]

is it too much to say i think i am in love with Dom Mazzetti? 

[ShawnBodybuilding]

I love you. DOM

[soccerfanatic210]

forget her, i don't need her. im going out with mah boys and ima get animilastic on some bitches.

[SomeTipsForLife]

these are fucking hysterical.

[deathgodichigo001]

I wanna see Dom vs. Call if Duty

[TheThreePumpChumps]

that wink was deadly

[monicaelise36]

"my little cannoli princess" "can i stlll call you baby?" hahahaha love this

woo florida state!

[njsnowjunky]

haha canole' princess -just got dumped!hahaha best ending that was a pissing rave

[ayyolauren]

I'm gonna win her back....i've been emailing her porn videos that reminded me of when we made love

[Sods92]

so what if she took my virginity? i don't need it anyway!

[AnotherUser19]

WOWEE! I like this!

[mattsullivan37]

(Dom voice) Dahm u ah the funniest mothah effa on youtube

[booose06]

DRUNK

[sukkachukka]

We were the perfect couple... We were like Ronnie and Sam; we call each other "bro" and do it all the time, I would trash her room and she'd annoy all my friends... It was a fairytale...

[TilderyKoadil]

@sukkachukka haha i was about to quote that same thing. i knew someone would have it quoted already haha

[wusta34]

@sukkachukka how did a wrong quote get 153 likes lol he said "bro and dude" and "ignore all my friends" ;P

[sngmaster]

@sukkachukka it's "we call each other bro and dude all the time"

[hashslingnslasher]

@sukkachukka oh thanks for repeating it line for line

[sdrams45]

you know im like madly in love with you bro

[Emonebrah]

dom your the man!

[kingwithoutacrown646]

#rebound

[dashjoedash]

i would trash her room, and she would annoy all my friends.

it was a fairy tale!

[ducnguy3n]

dom the beast

[kineticenrage198]

oo looky here, Jen bikini shot is also now single.

[threemanbucket]

totally creeping

[Reillyriley91]

Sympathy is the foundation of all relationships.

[Tyler0TH]

First...Dom rules