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  • Bane: Now I will break you! Then you'll roll around in a wheelchair for a few episodes while some new guy takes over your duties and wears a Cyborg-Batman outfit. You come back, but you don't get to fight me again for a while. And Joker and Ventriloquist kind of disappear during all of this.

    Batman: F*ck that noise. *Batarang to the venom controls*

  • bane is not meant to be all muscle, he is a brilliant tactician. and that's how he beat batman

  • @41gguy And because batman took half a week fighting all his villains back to back,

  • childish quite childish...

  • I thought this bane ,archam city bane ,and batman and robin bane looked retarded the dark knight rises name awesome

  • @camman2117 Bane is meant to be all muscle...

  • deshi basara

  • loved hearing the sound of his heart rate increase

  • Almost turned into the juggernaut there for a second.

  • @CidTheNinja this remind me of terry crews old spice commercial odd that he explodes

  • lmfao

  • In hindsight this is pretty friggin scary

  • If only he did that in Knightfall...

  • @antoniodrinkswater34 Hah Gotta remember batman was exhausted from fighting basically every other villain in his rogues gallery, otherwise Bane wouldnt have gotten the better of him.

  • for a kids show this is intense, I do want to see something like this live action. Could you imagine? his skin stretching and tearing while his bone crush under that weight and pressure, unable to move because he's so massive? gruesome.

  • 0_0

  • @tpipen22 Umm... what?

    Is that somehow relevant to the video? Did I miss a joke again?

  • @tpipen22 take your religious crap somewhere else.

  • Bane should have read the Evil Overlord list. Yelling "THIS CANNOT BE, I AM INVINCIBLE!" is usually followed by defeat or death.

  • He has bad constipation

  • That's what happens to you when you do seroids.

  • This is horrifying as much as it is hilarious! xD

  • To quote Nelson Muntz, "HAW HAW!!!"

  • Batman knightfall. Buy it,read it and love it

  • he says he is invincible but wait till batman beyond

  • wasnt this when that guy was a roid freak or something?

  • I genuinely want this to be ending of the dark knight rises?

  • Help me! I'm invincible!

  • Bane's face reminds me of Total Recall lmao

  • LMFAO

  • Rambo 5: Sylvester Stallone vs. Batman (with steroids!)

  • Serious steroids addiction

  • THis is funny as fuck

  • 00:27 I hate it when the background turns red.

  • Bane cant stop the pop LOL.

  • 00.17 to 00.21

  • Bane is constipated.

  • is it me or is the face he makes is just to damn funny

  • This is what happens when you take too much Steroids...

  • Do these tubes actually transfer helium instead of venom to this one?

  • This scared me sooooo frickin' bad as a kid lol

  • "When Gotham is ahses, you have my permission to-- ARHHGGGHHHHHHHHH"

  • nolans stupid "realistic" version of bane will suck, hes gonna remove the venom from his character, wich would be just as bad as removing the lazerus pits from ras al gu.....wait nevermind.

  • @burtonrules123 You want the dumb Bane from B&R?? Well, you got him.

  • @Joecbg100 i didnt say i wanted DUMB bane but i wish they would have gone the comics route and used the enom toxin. in this case, batman and robin got more right then wrong. it was just done unfortunatly in a sillier way. if the movie was more serious, schumachers bane would have been near perfect.

  • @burtonrules123

    No. Nolan's version of the Batman universe is supposed to be realistic. They're supposed to be based in reality. In our world. That's why there is no Venom. There is no such thing as a magical super steroid that instantly grants the user a drastic increase in muscle strength and size. Besides...Tom Hardy's version of Bane will be closer to the comic in terms of what the character is really like; cunning, merciless, and extremely intelligent. Unlike B&R.

  • @burtonrules123

    Oh shut the Ultrazord fuck up.

  • @qwuezalothus uh speak normal english and then shut the fuck up faggot.

  • @burtonrules123

    never

  • i remember this freaking me out as a kid but now its just too funny

  • bane from 1st tas was a joke. 2nd tas was intimidating, plus that exquisite spanish accent!

  • And the correct medical term for that is 'Doing a Chris Benoit.'

  • 0:37

    

  • Skeet makes him go crazy..........

  • thank god they dont have those wires on bane's back in dark knight rises...

    nolan's batman would easily hit them with a batarang or something

  • steroids are bad for you....they tried to tell us while we were young. Content like this in a children's TV show sends a great message.

  • "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, JOEL! I AM INVINCEBLE! I AM BANE!!"

  • hahaha It was funny back then and it still is now! I swear this is the best series ever.

  • that scared the SHIT out of me when i was young..

  • o cara explodiu?

  • He should really get a tube made from stronger material. I mean seriously this is how Batman beats him every damn time.

  • Haha I just knew when watching that episode that Bane wouldn't break Batman's back.

  • And they call it a kids show. Thanks, childhood trauma!

  • Pop goes the weasel

  • Well, as Joker would say, "Things are about to start popping".

    ...lol, I'm terrible...

  • "help me!!!"

    *sure, i'll help you buddy*

    "RRRAAAHHHH!!!"

    *fuck that...*

  • I always laughed my ass off at this part.

  • Bane: Now i will break you!

    Batman: No way! I've read this comic. No pretty boy prick is taking my tittle.

  • BANE, TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR DIAL

  • Dont do drugs

  • Funny how he almost came close @ 0:01

  • I used to be Batman....but then I took a knee to the back damn you bane

  • Oh god, Nightmare Fuel

  • ..........DA HELL?????????????

  • Damn that was disturbing

  • Batman should've just let the guy blow up..

  • Would have loved to see him explode like Thunder on Big Trouble in Little China did

  • Batman is like "nigga fuck this".....

  • I just bet he's talking to Joel Schumacher: You can't do this to me. Jesus...!

  • @qwuezalothus lol

  • @TheAltair4

    What if he blew up like Thunder?

  • @Johnlindsey289 Then Batman could make himself a very large salad. lol

  • "I AM BANE!"

    Geesh you dont have to scare me

  • meanwhile in america....

  • holy shit that is terrifying

  • God...worst interpretatino of bane ever. Glad he's dead.

  • @kakuzu135 1. he didnt die

    2. fuck off, the animated series was the best batman cartoon ever.

  • @mung1chung1express 1. Damn.

    2. That's not the animated series, the animated batman's bane looked much better. I loved the animated series- and my only problem is the stupid mask. It just needs to be like the original comic's. Is that really so hard? So you can just go fuck off because it's my OWN. DAMN. OPINION. and your childish remark isn't gonna change that. And with that I bid you adieu.

  • @kakuzu135 1. FUCK YOU!!

    2. IT IS THE FUCKING ANIMATED SERIES,why would it be called THE ADVENTURES OF BATMAN & ROBIN? Thats right, because it is a continuation of BATMAN:THE ANIMATED SERIES. And as for being "childish" look at the shit you have to say ae? Complaining about a characters mask in a childrens TV series?

    And yea, it is YOUR OPINION, i just FUCKING GAVE YOU MINE!!

    Say "ADIEU" to that you faggy frenchman

  • LOL This is WHAT HAPPENS AFTER TACO NIGHT IN DA BATHROOM

  • ay ay ay denme trabajo en walmart soy un ilegal y me llamo bane jjajajajajajajajajajaj viva mexico culeros

  • He looks like Marleena from Cloverfield.

  • :37 bricks shat

  • Let this be a lesson kids,Never take steroids O.O

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  • That is how I get when I eat at taco bell!!!

  • @Steven77769 You yell out "I AM BANE" when you eat taco bell?

  • @monkeyass116 No I yell out I am in pain!

  • @Steven77769 at the tolit or you ate to much?

  • @TheAmazingDarknight Toilet lol

  • i couldn't stop laughing

    

  • This is how the dark knight rises should end.

  • @doctorseaweed2 -___- NO

  • @doctorseaweed2 not possible because in dark knight rises bane is a skinny little prick

  • @FallenM16

    which really dissapointed me...

  • @doctorseaweed2 ....Its probably how it will end.

  • @doctorseaweed2 no venom in the story *allegedly* :(

  • Am I the only one who finds this...... unfathomably disturbing?

  • @ColinEmerald

    Don't worry. As a kid, this scene was pretty disturbing when I first saw it.

  • Don't do drugs kids!

  • Looked kinda Ren and Stimpy-ish to me

  • Im a fairin ma lazer!!!!

  • i love the sub title in this video

    "Sorry for bad sound quality."

    "...Stay off drugs."

  • 0:28- wOw.

  • lol

  • My girl says this scene turns her on and she pleasured herself to it. Weird. Anyway I'm taking her to batman 3 and a hotel afterwards. Thanks Bane.

  • @deneco4 wtf

  • When Gotham is ashes you have my permission to die.

  • 0:38 no you are ugly as fuck

  • total recall springs to mind

  • at 0:33 batman was like: oh i don't mean dude...

  • "You can't do this to me, Joel! I am invinceble!! I am: BANE!!"

  • My goo! My precious gooooooo...

  • Oh my goodness! I remember seeing this scene when I was a child and scared the hell out of me. But, this should be a PSA announcement to let children know...DON'T DO DRUGS! LOL

  • @JeremyForest PSA to athletes not to do steroids

  • @halfblooddutchprince Exactly! 

  • Burnejka wymięka.

  • the next violet beauguarde.

  • those he die?

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  • 0:28 LOL HIS EYES

  • I thought it said ''poop'' in the title and not ''pop''.

  • I remember I was alittle boy and watching this awesome show.

  • Which Batman series is this?

  • @Kevdogg827 u serious? i didn't think there was another one...this is the only one that matters...batman: the animated series

  • now u see that is how batman would take out bane u neutralize his source of venom you don't go off and build a giant fucking batrobot which u will never use i mean why would u ever take on supervillains with just ur physical abilities if u had a giant fucking bat robot it makes no sense

  • @OMEGON312p255p99 ah Bruce was injuries at the time and to the first bane won

  • Love the animation of Bane hulking out.

  • Bane is about to poop

  • this is way bane, should find a different of by passing the into his body.because batman would keep doing that to him, everytime they meet.

  • 0:36

    Enjoy your nightmares.

  • Lol Penguin Bane at 0:29

  • That was funny to me when i was a kid and it still is!

  • ROID RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This scene scared the crap out of me when I first saw it.

    I was 20 when I first saw it.

  • @PlatformerMastah funny thing is, I'm 20 and I just saw it a few days ago for the first time. It scared the crap out of me too.

  • Dont do steroids.

  • Bane yells at Joel Schumacher while shooting Batman & Robin:

    "You can't do this to me! I am invinceble! I am: BANE!"

  • bane this isn't this stupid

  • yeah, this is me when I orgasm.

  • That shit fucked me up back in the day

  • kull video 

  • 0:30 someone needs to make that into a gif

  • If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, you turn the viagra into a liquid, let it run through your body, get yourself a mask, and seek out the dark knight.

  • 0:36 - 0:38 I am so suprised that isn't a meme XDD

  • This is why you can't pump your muscles with cereberal fluid.

  • Bane took on the juice...the juice beat him.

  • am I wrong for laughing my ass off?

  • lol batmans expression looks like hes laughing lol

  • Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

  • XD the look on Bane's had me rolling.

  • And that kids is what roid rage is :D

  • 0:37: THIS IS SPARTA!!!

  • No mas, no mas...

  • someone needs to redub this with some alistair overeem

    

  • Don't do drugs, kids.

  • sorry to pop in unnanounced

  • omg actual footage of the dark knight rises!

  • imagine if his eyes popped out his head, i thought they did when u see the red things pop out

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  • thats why you stay away from drugs