How to Ask Someone to Be Quiet in a Movie Theater

[sunnysurfer18]

Step 1:Say Shut Up!

Did you know?

Circles are round?

[TheBrownAthlete]

the politicians!

[CHRISTHAKIDD]

you will need the: the ablity to kick some ones ass

optional: a type gun martial arts technique

[justmeabm]

step 1: shut the f*ck up

[Kreachor]

Yeah....Moving one row ahead will be a big difference....

[TheAlexandra211]

You will need:

Vocie

Fists

Tell them to shut the fuck up if not proceed to punch them in the gut.

[TheIceSamurai]

you need a shogun

[HiImDave12]

take some of there popcorn or snack and tell them to shut up to get it back.

[Peacegirl82323]

fuck this i just say what the fuck dude shut the hell up!

[cano760]

well thanks for the tip on how to get free movie tickets

[azzaz691]

all ya need its a faulty phone and the 1000 ways to die guy

[jamie101911]

Or you could just tell them to "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[TheKoolioz]

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[TheEndangeredSweater]

throw your fucking soda at them

[SuperGamerNinja]

Funny movie: Just be nice

Scary movie: Make it in a haunting voice.

Classic movie: Be foreign or put on a fake accent.

Or scream STFU or just say BE QUIET BITCH!

[stevekarlin09]

come on, steps? here you go step one yell shut the fuck up asshole i paid good money to get in here and i didnt pay you to fucking nararrate it.

[DCgames672]

after doing all these steps the film would be over so instead i just use the rule of turning around and shouting "SHUT UP" at them!!! and if dont work, thats when you body slam them!!!

[NatInTheHatx3]

Optional: person talking.

[chainedblood2112]

who the hell is Daniel day Louis .................you shouldn't even be watching that movie

[chainedblood2112]

just kick their ass

[Ironmanissocool]

Or just yell SHUT UP OVER  THERE!

problem solved

[ihatenumbers987]

Here is what I do:

Step 1: Lean near the blabber-mouth.

Step 2: put finger to lips

Step 3: say "Shhh"

OR......

Step 1: Say STFU!!!!!!

[TheCheshireCat19]

1.) Grab your shotgun

2.) Oh, nevermind. You don't wanna know where I'm going

[TiitiOmega]

I knew what the top voted comment would be immediatly when I saw the video title xDD

[mjlynchvids]

JUST TELL HIM TO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

[SouthSweetTea]

step 1: turn around. beat the hell out of them

step 2: If that doesn't work, take out a gun, point it at them and yell, "You wanna mess with me now."

step 3: If that doesn't work, Shoot them. That'll shut 'em up

[CaraCompass]

Step 1: ASK THEM TO BE QUIET

[Incie100]

thank god for this video

[Thebeautyhasnolimits]

Yep... sure!!!! We stand on a chair and then instead of him, we will be kicked out :P

[whitetiger769]

the best prank is to take out a cell phane and get a freind to call you and say mom i wont pick up you crab cream im at the movies i dont care how itchy it is me and my girlfriend do that all the time or say the main chacter is going to die or yell rape

[jessigirl102]

You will need popcorn and a good aim.

[TheIrishgangsta5]

noooooooooooo extra popcorn

[gamer00341]

@jessigirl102 or you make it simple and pour soda on their head

[ThePorschelover123]

@jessigirl102 Or you could bitch slap them



[RUL1S88]

Here's a better prank I do in almost every movie:

record your voice as you were spoiling all the movie as short as possible (like 40 seconds). Put the player in the center seat and let it play on loudest volume. After I done that those idiots was threatening that the person who did this gonna get ass raped but they didn't find out that it was me xDD Few of those assholes asked for refund after several minutes of watching.

[TheFriendlySpazzle]

Just chuck something at their head, that's what I do.

[Chewyblanketsam]

ok, how much does self-control cost cos ive already got persistence and daring, bought them from asda, or to americans wal-mart.

[mjdvfc]

I prefer George Costanza's way.

[CelesteK]

I had that problem when I was at the movies with my friend and three kids 12/13 years old were talking through the whole movie.

[XxHYMERSxX]

Say "Shut The Fuck Up!!" sorted.

[niko1815]

step 1 and only one go to the movie theater staff they r there for that!!!!! DUMB BITCH!!!!!!

[XxmonicaslilworldxX]

well this is a waste i yell: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[WeAreUnitedInAFK]

i was 8 years old and i was at a movie with an older friend... this big group of people were talking (they were all at least 4-5 years older than i) and i shushed em(they didn't know it was me) and one of em screamed back at me, "F*CK YOU!" .... i have never shushed someone at a movie theater since :(

[XxmonicaslilworldxX]

@WeAreUnitedInAFK wow...WIMP!



[WeAreUnitedInAFK]

@XxmonicaslilworldxX :( plus ever since that i have had a reason to shush someone because when i go people don't talk anymore... but thanks you made me feel soooo much better about myself... at least you read my comment and replied :)

[techbeast34]

Jersey Style:

Eh, what your name?

*Says Name*

Yeah, well I had a brother/sister named *name* and I beat the fuck out of them.

[MikeTap4321]

step 1: get chuck norris

[elementsk8r1212]

1:26 thats what i do

[devalej74]

Easy

Step 1: Look at them and scream "Shut The Freak UP!!!!

Finished!

[MrSammyjtek]

or you say shut the fuck up before i punch your face in so ahrd youll be talking the other side of ur skull?

[EeveelutionStorm]

Funny I stumbled upon this when trying to decide on what movie to see now that YGO 3D is definietly out. (No theaters around that isn't 5/6/7 hours away.)

But yeah my tips:

Step one: Shush them. Multiple times.

Step Two: Won't shut up? Shush them and throw popcorn over your head aiming for the face.

Step Three: After throwing more popcorn get dragged down to almost the direct front and let the surround sound drown them out and get refills for round 2.

[loku1125]

you yell shut the fuck up if they dont do any thing go slap them or break their phone if using it then to add insult to injury throw pop and popcorn in their face

[MrJELLO199]

turn around and say shut the fuck up cunt

[thecrazymike12]

i tried raising my voice a notch and i was stabed twice in the stomch. thanks howcast.

[b0b0holic]

wow they have videos fo everything aye!

[Lexigiggles]

At Harry otter 7 some girl kept making awful comments and she said "Voldemort totally needs a manicure" and some awesome guy stood up and said "You totally need to shut the fuck up"

[SMARTCUTEFUNNYXD]

oh yeah, they moved one row, i bet that made a huge difference XD

[Wolfstar911]

Step 1: Tell them to SHUT THE F*CK UP!

[smoke10108]

You will need: A bat

Step 1: Take your your bat

Step 2: Wack him across the head and tell him to shut the fuck up

Step 3: Enjoy the movie :)

[amvcreaters]

Now y would i be impressed with Daniel D Lewis?

[newboys00185]

Step 1: if he's far away, leave him alone

Step 2: If he's near you, tell him to shut up.

Step 3: if he's standing up... trip his ass!

(i recommend step 3)

[blueriderback]

step one: self-control

"dammit i dont even have that!"

[Ladygagafan752]

but but but i love commentaries!!!

[DrkYaminoHikari]

Why all the steps? Just say "Shut the f*** up!!!" and pull gun.

[UWADO]

why you would still ask them to keep their mouth shut if you have a knife?............

[iCONQUERALL11]

isnt this just making it worse? lol

[Beatles4eva3]

i always have a new plan for when i go to the movies, like for example: for this next Harry Potter film (which for movie 6 i couldn't enjoy because this fucking chick was talking behind me) i shall just throw my fucking coke inside his/her shirt and kick him/her out of the movie theater,.........

okay i exaggerated with the kick her ass out of the theater but i WILL put my fucking coke in the bitch's shirt!

[Hellozan11]

Step 1: Punch him in the face.

Now you can enjoy your fucking movie!

[doubledemz]

step one : shout ''SHUT UP BITCH!"

[bigdon1966]

Step 1: Obtain the theatre's phone number and program it into your cell phones speed dial.

Step 2: Make note of the auditorium # your movie is in.

Step 3: Call theatre and say "could you send a manager to theatre (#), there are/is (person or group) in (row location) being very disruptive".

Step 4: Sit back and enjoy shocked look on person's/group's face(s) when the manager confronts them (usually accompanied by 1 or 2 theatre employees in case things get ugly).

[ItheSwick]

Step 1: Wait to see if the asshole will shut up

Step 2: If their assholishness continues, stand and walk as if you are going to the restroom

Step 3: Staying low to avoid obstructing the view of those around you, move behind the person in question

Step 4: Strike them in the temple with your elbow, fist, or the heel of your hand

Step 5: Grasp their head firmly and rotate in a fast, twisting, clockwise motion until you hear a sharp snap. Think "Lays potato chips"

Step 6: Return to your seat.

[WillSing4Zombies]

Damn. Don't have any self-control. Looks like I won't be using this method.

[sportfr3ak08]

give him the evil eyes lol

[Horseshowchamp]

Step one: Yell "Shut the firetruck up!!!"

Step two: Still not shutting up? Try pulling out a gun

[fuss101]

They move ahead ONE aisle like that would make a big difference in hearing the guy.

[MarioDude76]

Step 1:Kill them.

[1337noobirl]

materubait in front of them

[ApEnNyFoRyOuRtHoUgHt]

step 1: get milk duds

step 2: throw the milk duds at them

easy fix :p

[brutaka359]

Seriosly? They makes these kind of videos? What's next "how to wash your hair" or "how to read a book"??? Oh wait...

[mew2rox2341]

LOL thumbs up. i got the 22,222 view.

[mario1136]

Step 1 - Say be quiet.

Step 2 - That didn't get it? Say shut up.

Step 3 - Still didn't? Say Shut it bitch

Step 4 - This will - Yell SHUT THE FUCK UP MORON!!!

Step 5 - Wow, that didn't pull it off? Kick his/her ass and/or throw the asshole out of your way

[Hola24143]

Wait wait wait you got it all wrong,

Step 1: Say pls be quite.

Step 2: If the still make lots of noise say pls be quiet again.

Step 3: If they have there vuvuzeala get a rpg and shoot at them.

Step 4: If they brought there brother's little girl (time to leave the cinema) xD

[ThErAmWaNtShAm]

step 1: make yourself look white

step 2: go to a KKK theater

step 3: enjoy your movie without the (holy shit! bitch dont go behind that door! he gunna kill you!)

[kittyCat1525]

step one: yell SHUT UP

step two :yell THIS IS SPARTA

step three:make a big hole

step four:kick the person into the hole

step five: shoot the person

step six:ENJOY

[Zeldagigafan90210]

go zero tolerance, don't give them a verbal warning.

[illmisshimforever]

Someone needs to show this to the grown man that told me to shut the fuck up 

[3daysgrace99100]

how about shut up?

[pokelover66544]

i know i had to go see ice age three ans some little girl kept kicking my seat and screaming the name of every charicter that came on screen and the mom did nothing to stop her

[Beatles4eva3]

@pokelover66544 when i went to see toy story 3, this kid, OMFG, when woody first appeared on the screen, the kid yelled "LOOK MOMMY ITS WOODY!" and parent is like "YES SWEETIE I KNOW!" and then there was another scene where woody lost his hat and the kids like "WOODY'S HAT!!" "YES SWEETIE I KNOW!" and the parent didnt even try to shut him up! she just spoke at the SAME volume of the kid! you'd think she would say "yes sweetie, we're in a movie theater now be quite." >:( stupid ass bitch!

[mcshadys]

How to Ask Someone to Be Quiet in a Movie Theater

Step 1:yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH ASS WHORE!!!!!"

Step 2:Enjoy the movie.

[fugeepop]

If all else fails.... Scream " SHUT THE FUUUUUCK UUUPP. " it would also help you you were 10000000000000000 pounds, and looked scary : )

[legofan2227]

@fugeepop the 1st one can get u kick out so just dont yell

[5796chris]

@fugeepop or if you were a cop

[sasuke283]

my english teacher went to go see star wars episode 5 when it 1st came out with his wife. after he got out, there was another person who came out with him and he spoiled the ending. "hey guys you'll never believe it! darth vader is really luke's father"! compared to all the star wars fans, everyone who didn't watch it wa shocked. my teacher said that everyone gave the guy dirty looks and looked as though they wanted to decapitate is head.

[Beatles4eva3]

@sasuke283 i hate people like that! when i went to a midnight party at Barnes&Noble for the 6th book of Harry Potter, this mother fucker, went to the chapter where Dumbledore dies, hopped on his pick up truck and went riding throughout the line of people waiting to get the book and yells "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!" and everyone was like "YOU MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD!! YOU BITCH!! YOU STUPID ASS BITCH!!!!" pissed me off!!

[00lollipopgirl00]

Im going to the movies today!

[K9girl29]

avatar had no probs at the theiter :P ITS EPIC!

[BABalot2]

lol kissed a step

IF ALL ELSE FAILS BEAT HIM SENSELESS!

[PlayTilTheyBleed]

"Positively identify the miscreant" ROFMLAO!!! XD that's awesome!

[Reaper16a]

holy shit its that one dudes sword from lord of the rings REVOLUTION

[JaRulezIsCool]

u simply dont get wat im talking about. are yu really tht fukkin stupd? i meant tht all blacks are not loud. white people are the same thing (some are loud and some are not. i hope yu gott tht retard. and if yu got somethin against blacks then go fukk ur self.

[JaRulezIsCool]

completely racist.... black people are not loud white people are just the same...............im black and i might as well go to u house and kick the fukkin shitt outa yu. fukkin bitch

[JRussoBuffaloNY]

black ppl are not loud white ppl are just the same...... so they are both not loud? u profane little teen, ur a parody of urself

[DieselxBod]

someones really retarded to check this on the internet?

[TheMasteratLink]

Greatest.Comments.Ever. I lol'd at least 5 times...thanks guys.

[JRussoBuffaloNY]

How to ask someone to stfu in the theater, just simply eliminate the the problem have separate theaters for the undesireables. problem solved. thumb down if ur ignorant.

[youwannayohk]

@JRussoBuffaloNY Yeah, so they can all argue with each other and we can have a mass murder in our movie theaters! Great idea!

[JRussoBuffaloNY]

@youwannayohk I did say separate theaters, mass murder would occur? what r u actually saying that ppl who talk loud are killers? is this how you attempt to make other understand u by using sarcasm? ur a typical follower and conformist. and the best part is the patronization lol ur a parody of yourself. lmao

[youwannayohk]

@JRussoBuffaloNY Ok, you have now proven that you're superior to a stranger on the internet. You must feel complete now.

Besides, I was just joking. You need to learn to relax and chill a little bit. You must be the life of the party, too.

[youwannayohk]

@JRussoBuffaloNY You also need to learn how to type. Or maybe spell. How hard is it to say "YOU" instead of u? "PEOPLE" instead of ppl and "ARE" instead of r?

Also, you make no sense. So shut your fat face.

[JRussoBuffaloNY]

It is called a slang abbreviation so yes I do know how to spell. why have you still not addressed any other issues other than correcting something that deserves no correction anyone else would have over looked u r ur ppl. so perhaps you are the life of the party w/e that means. btw continue correcting ppl but then use slang like "chill" lol that is hypocritical. also make certain that you elude from the intial commentary. lol u possess no logic. lol

[stryker7x]

most are black people or teens.

[FortegoLite]

@stryker7x Racist.

[SonOf0ffspring]

@stryker7x just black people us teens just suck face

[TheChocorooms]

You will need:

- A gun

[JJAB91]

Step1: Calmly look at them and yell SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Step 2. Done

[dingdongditch1000]

Step 1: Politely ask him to be quiet.

Step 2: Tell him loudly to shut up.

Step 3: Stand up and tell him to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Step 4: Make threats to him.

Step 5: Call the Cops, and tell management that you want a refund.

[laffstv]

step 1: YELL SUDDUP

step 2: if s1 doesnt work, call da cops

[berisha246]

step 1:give them a dirty look and turn again.

step 2:still doing it, yell at them and piss on them.

step 3:still doing it?!, grab him throw him down the stairs piss on his arm fart on his eye and tie him to a chair and watch his mum die.. :P happy rules :P

[sodmgmoneygang]

1.shove your dick in their mouth

2.enjoy movie

[Hungary123Jack]

Step 1: Check loudmouth's gender.

Step 2a: If male, kick in balls.

Step 2b: If female, rape.

Step 3: Enjoy your movie.

[berisha246]

lol funny guy

[z41n08]

Step 1: Say be quiet

Step 2: Still doing it , yell at him

Step 3: Still doing it , shout ''Shut your fooking mouth you fooking ugly twat''

Step 4: Still doing it, twat him in the face

Step 5: Still doing it, kill him =D

[conda420]

i know someone who was at a movie and these 2 chicks were talking loud trying to find a seat after it started and a guy stood up yelled THIS IS SPARTA and booted her down the stairs and got charged with assault now that's funny shit

[PlatformRacer75]

lol funny

[fayum123]

@conda420 hahahaha :P ur comment made my day dude! xD

[coondogtheman1234]

Step 1: beat the living shit out of that person.

Step 2: enjoy the movie.

[blackferrari]

step 1: yell "shut the fuck up!"

[uatam552]

yup..that's one simple step...!just..shut the fuck up!

[MonkeyOctober]

Step 1: If the person is bother us,ignore them

Step 2: If they continue to piss you off tell them to be quiet

Step 3: Still not shutting up? Freeze time and go into the future and invent the lightsaber.

Step 4:Attack the person with the lightsaber

Step 5: Enjoy your movie :D

[Izziela]

ROFL!! :DDD

[K9girl29]

@MonkeyOctober XD good one

[jawbreaker480]

@MonkeyOctober whats a lightsaber?

[TRASHRAVEN]

@MonkeyOctober  lol love this comment

[kathrynsue1986]

I posted this video on another site and someone there pointed out that getting the hole room in a uproar toward that 1 person wouldn't be the best idea

[miket1m]

Stand over him in the seat behind him and piss on him or go to a movie in the early afternoon when you're like the only ones there. Thats great because you can piss in the mens room then.

[LesterDragon]

A take his sword and stab his voice-box

[hodoimortal]

i lost it when he shouted with a sword lol XD

[hulahulagirl222]

Lol I agree with the skiing dude

[hulahulagirl222]

WTF I am white and that's a bunch of bull becuz everyone is equal

[passivepower]

Me and all my friends throw popcorn at them if we're sitting behind them. lol

[Exile017]

just say "SHUT UR FUCKING MOUTH ! "

that will work for sure .

[bobmarley4e]

I think the same...

[summzzxoxo]

I just whisper loudly to my movie partner, "the people near me are talking, its so annoying!" its the passive-agressive way to shut someone up.

[starporpoise]

what i like to do is ask them politely to be quiet. if they ignore me i wait until after the movie and rape them in front of all their friends. it always works

[lolz1666666666666]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

always works.

if hes a kid give him a ferocious glare and slurp loudly on a soda.

[Jay12341235]

has anyone noticed how much howcast sucks

[windmonkey95]

or u can just really loudly say SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU JACKASS PEOPLE WANNA WATCH THE MOVIE and im pretty sure if he starts yelling back everyone else is probably on your side

[DeranJon]

me and my friend went to see transformers 2 and He was loud and talking and i was eating my popcorn and this guy walked over and was like"I understand this is probably you 3rd or 4 time seeing this but can you guys stop talking!".....................­...Yet I wasnt talking at all... it was my friend!

[OnlyAAlien]

Are these howcasts a joke because if you actually do that where I live you more than likely will get shot or the police will have to be called for asking loudly if anyone else is bothered.

[AtheosZero]

You must live in a largely black neighborhood.

[aristogenics]

True.

[crazyknight2008]

ah why show a guy being annoying, many girls these days chit chat on their mobiles during a movie..get ahead with the times...Pfftttt

[AtheosZero]

More importantly, why is he white? Most obnoxious movie-talkers are black.

[eskimolipss]

You must be so poorly educated that you'll never understand that asians, whites, african americans, middle eastern people were born without an option to their race. It wasn't their choice, so how can they fix or change whatever wasnt their option? Think before you speak because what you speak is what you become. You're officially known as a racist ass in Youtubeland, grats.

[AtheosZero]

Stating facts does not make me a "racist." There is much, much, much more to me than the simple fact that I realize that blacks are not fully human.

[eskimolipss]

Hating will get you no where. Just keep the hate to yourself if you can't say anything nice. You obviously have some psychological problems for only hating African Americans.

[swat5395984]

you do know that your a white racist bastard hillbilly right?

[AtheosZero]

Wrong on all counts, and I know how to spell, "you're."

By fixating on my race, you have shown that you are a racist, even though you are completely wrong about who and what I am.

All I did was report factual statistics about shooting -- blacks shoot people much more often than whites -- anyone can look up the rates, and the fact that there are so fewer blacks out there magnifies the reported numbers by a large degree.

[SkiingIsMyLife17]

LMFAO! you make me laugh :P you say you're NOT racist yet you say 'blacks shoot people much more than whites do, because they are NOT FULLY HUMAN.' can someone please explain to me how that is NOT racist? also, blacks can't change their race dumbass, its the pigmentation in their skin. blacks aren't poorly educated either, all the blacks in the world are smarter than you b/c they know that they can't change their race. its like if we started discriminating against eye colour. its stupid. dumbass

[AtheosZero]

First of all, I didn't say that. Second of all, it is a factual distinction -- anyone can look up the statistics. Third, it has nothing to do with race -- it is an issue regarding species.

Your irrational anger and quickness to jump to impotent personal insults shows only that your argument is baseless.

Seek psychological help, seriously.

[SkiingIsMyLife17]

First of all, yes, actually, you did say that. Secondly, its secondly NOT second of all. Third, all humans are from the same species idiot, thats why were called HUMANS. Fourth, you're an idiot. Fifth, you're an idiot. Sixth, have I mentioned you're an idiot? its not irrational & its not anger. I was merely pointing out the flaws in your statements. Now, however, I am questioning your sanity. My argument is NOT baseless, it is based on you're naitivity and stupidity and your racist personality.

[Purushadasa]

Wow.

You have some serious issues, guy.

[legostarwars3111]

?Ok first off im black and i thought we stopped racism in the first place OH AND IM POORLY EDUCATED?

that is very retarded of you

if black people were a poorly educated then how would those black people get into football games?

how would they get into soccer games?

Definately FUCKISH of you and we shoot more peepz then you do?

Well let me tell you something asshole im not in the fucking mood for this shit and to let you know you white people start the fights to cause us to shoot you.

[katimari4]

cause u dont need to use your fuckin brain in those sports lol

[legostarwars3111]

yeh you do

wat if someone is pressuring a pass?

or they are blocking every run play?

yes im just being racist....for some strange reason i like insulting people lol