Harry Potter - My Immortal - Chapter 4

[xcupcakexheartagramx]

Hehe, gay voice. :D I seriously died laughing. xD

[MissAlice15]

You are my favorite people in the world!

[16nwb1]

The way you guys said it made me crack up. Oh god, I love you scottish lads :)

[FlameFeathers]

"He even took off my bra!"

"Holy shit!"

LMAO

[gentlerat]

@FlameFeathers I thought she was wearing a "corset thingy"?

[FrangiPaint]

...I almost vomited from a laughing fit

[videogamenostalgia]

They should have had Dumbledore say 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHER FUCKER!?' in the last Harry Potter movie (when Harry goes to the 'afterlife') as a tribute to this legendary piece of literature...

[RainSempai]

Oh Oh Oh xD Man was she surprised or what :O

[RainSempai]

LOL, this is so obviously a troll.Anyone who has read the Harry Potter books can't just massacre them like this. xD Unless it's for pure comic relief. XD

[Cranequill]

@RainSempai She claims to have not read the books. Then again, this might not be true.

[hopelessromantic43]

even spongebob could have written better lemons than that...

so bad, yet so enjoyable....

[starryeyedwr1ter44]

I praise you for reading this chapter with out dying from laughter!

[Kuakusi]

'Oh. Oh. Oh.'

[LostOddity]

"I even took off my bra".

Surely people don't do that during sex?! *gasp*

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

And then Ebony and Draco gave Dumbledore "The Talk"...

[TriforceKun]

The "'Oh. Oh. Oh.' I screamed" bit made me laugh. The way you read that was great xD

[13BloodMoon13]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU -DOING-, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!

Also, I find it hilarious that she won't say penis or vagina while she makes the characters ravage each other like a pack of rabid bunnies. XD

[WolfStripe]

I think that was a boring sex scene, it could've been improved A LOT by dramatizing your voices. XD Would've been more fun to listen to (not that it already isn't).

[NorweganWood]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"

- Dumbledore, as played by Samuel L Jackson.



[CandiFan1]

I want contacts that reveal depressing sorrow and evilness, too ;A;

[starcre8erify]

@wingsofhope2 Well, we could always just reverse the polarity...

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

"What the hell are you doing, you motherfuckers?!" XDDDDDDDD That's exactly what I would yell if I caught two teens having sex in a forest.

[Dreamer00]

My all time favorite line HAS to be "What the hell are you doing you motherfuckers?" It's fun to shout during awkward silences.

[IHateTheTwilightSaga]

Thanks to you,coke is now covering my keyboard

[junitatheangel1]

Thingie = sock, you-know-what = toaster? SOCK TOAST?!

[wingsofhope2]

@junitatheangel1

STOP!

Doing that will cause a hole to rip open in the space time nerf gun continuum!

[TheBlackTheatre]

@junitatheangel1 No wonder Dumbledore had no idea what they were doing

[SakurazukaFangirl]

I laughed so much in this chapter I got an asthma attack! My Immortal is masterpiece of comedy!

[OnlyXInXWonderland]

He put his thingy (aka teddy bear) into my you know what ( aka cardboard box).

[notthatbasic]

"He even took off my bra." "HOLY SHIT!" Lol.

[DeidaraNSasorizKitty]

You're my favorite, Lionheart. :) I would not have been able to read the "sex" scene with a straight voice.

[egdeltur666]

Hey is that... Trent Reznor on that picture there?

She didn't mention NIN did she? Oh man, it's been a while since I read this but I'm mostly sure she never brought them into that fresh literary hell she has created.

[LRMReading]

@egdeltur666 I love NIN and an emo fanfic gave me the perfect excuse to put their music in it somewhere. Don't worry. =P

[Tareltonlives]

"She's never done that before" XD

EPIC DUMBLEDORE MANEUVER

[vegeta002]

Dumbledore should have said that in the film...

[neofox101]

Dumbledore does not swear! That's why this fanfic is SO hated! Every fanfic writer makes the same error. They can make their own original characters but they have to bend characters the DID NOT make so they feel more comfortable writing them. That is why no fanfic has ever been good! They destroy the original characters by remaking them to suit the author. YOU DON'T DO THAT! Damn simpleton, emo bitch!

[twilightmoon193]

Lionheart is my favorite one! I have to say, I believe Dumbledore would say "What the hell are you doing you motherfuckers". No one is as nice as he is usually seen in the real books. Maybe Tara Gilesbie knew the truth about Dumbledore....

[Suriel1981]

There's actually a perfectly valid reason Dumblydor calls them motherfukers.....

HE HAS A HEADACHE!

If only Enoby had a headache, they wouldn't have been in that mess in the first place ;^)

[anonymouszombie]

Dumbledore is a pimp. 1:59 is my favorite part. :3

[XXXKingofSorrow]

Christ, this broad uses more epilepsies than Squall.

[egdeltur666]

NIN? What happened to all the silly kid bands? You're ruining the mood.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!

It's not even a question! This is unbelievable! I couldn't write something like this if I tried!

[XXXKingofSorrow]

I don't think you'd WANT to write something like this.

[Ried95]

"Ebony?" He asked. - "What?" I snapped.

:D

[Rindrand]

Ebony's name is Enoby, not Mary Su, OK?

Oh, my gosh...whenever I think about this fic, I just burst into fits of laughter. Seriously, some guy in a restaurant was actually giving me this look. This author and her spelling editor needed a sris education, that's for sure.

[beercanjunkie]

lol sex scene.

Dumbledore.

[Zetsu101019]

best sex scene EVAR when read by you. xDD

[Sulacu]

Major lols were had by me at the Marks & Spencer reference.

[TheWeaselette]

Oh, oh, oh! xD

[lamnaa]

This is so good I'm gonna cum.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

[XXXKingofSorrow]

Guys...I think he's seriously.

[Grrdulance]

ahahahahahaha so much joy that i found this... she deleted her page :L

[AyeAyes]

SHE didn't delete it, the mods did because they're such fckn prepz and are just jelus.

[MoonFlower238]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERF*KERS?" It was......... Dumbledore!

I laughed so hard I choked lol

[JellyDehli]

"thingie into my you know what" = "breadstick into my deluxe toaster"

[TiffanyDoll]

Everyone keeps complaining about how bad this is, and how they cant make it through the whole story. But it's so funny! When I do something, there has to be noise in the background. So I put on these videos and clean my room.

I listen to My Immortal repeatedly to fill time.

.....

Perhaps I should slit my wrists?

[BATCHARRO]

The Dumbledore cussing at a pair of Goth wannabe's is this fan fics high point. At least until Morty McFly shows up.

[CoffeeGirl1236]

And Bombidil (sp)! and of course there is the time when Snap and Loopin where doing it and DOBBY WAS WATCHING...that was just epic.

[TheOffensivePie]

"WOT".

<3

[TheOnlySonicFan]

"into my you know what" Voldemort?

[mewxshecka]

.......you just made my day with this comment...THANK YOU XD

[TheOnlySonicFan]

,and thank you to.

[ThatsMissMahToYou]

"What the hell are you doing you motherfuckers!"

[MoukoNeko]

"Oh. Oh. Oh."

I laughed so fucking hard. XD

[blinkAsthenia182]

Okay, I'm about dying of laughter here. XD

[amylee198]

nice orgasm there xD

[ToruKun1]

"And then suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately."

LMAO, I just LOVE non sequitur sentences that neither begin nor end.[/sarcasm] XDD

[gurl1687]

LMAOOO

I should print out the fanfic and read it when i need a good laugh.

[TonyBranston]

Attention fans who have more than one theater in your town to get banned from:

At the premier of Harry Potter 6, I urge you all to scream "What the hell are you doing, you motherfuckers?" over Dumbledore's lines.

[bethisazombie]

hahaaaa

[PAVN]

No, I encourage you all to go there as people are standing in line to buy it, and yell spoilers that you found online!

[TonyBranston]

Too well known. My idea will baffle those poor movie-goers far more.

[PAVN]

I don't agree. They're just going to go "Man that guy's an asshole." But by the end of the night they won't even remember you. With my way they won't be able to get it out of their heads forever.

[BATCHARRO]

You could leave HP 6 covers with this inside instead of the actual text.

[TonyBranston]

Which comment?

Or, as another YTer put it, "What the hell are you doing Sna-(dies)"

[Tareltonlives]

@BATCHARRO It'd be better, too

[hichixichifoeva]

@TonyBranston

xD I actually did that, everyone was like "What the fuck are you doing!?"

[Tareltonlives]

@TonyBranston I wanted to, considering how much that movie sucked, but I thought no one would get it.

[egdeltur666]

@TonyBranston Do it for the new one too. I'll do it... and then rush out of the theatre.

That's worth eight dollars.

[13BloodMoon13]

@TonyBranston Dammit, now I'm not allowed into my local theater for six months. You suck. DX

[OnlyXInXWonderland]

@TonyBranston I did that while watching ti with my friends on DVD....I wasn't risking getting kicked out XD but my friends reactions: O.O WTF?

[kiy1999]

@TonyBranston I shoudld've done that at the Deathly Hallow part 2 premier...

[dianavontease]

poor NIN.

[JDay3000]

LOL! WTF IS THIS SH*T?!?! This chick's on something else! XD

[BookMadTJ]

"He put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." What is the IQ of this girl?

[TonyBranston]

Look at what she said while orgasaming. That should answer your question.

[pakkizuki]

Lol, you guys rock! XD

[FummyMimoki]

Oh......Oh........Oh XD

[animekitten789]

"EBONY!" He asked. "What?" I snopped.

lol my favorite line

[xMentallyxDisturbedx]

OMG I'M DYING XDDDD

[fuzzybuni]

Oh God, you guys are the best. xDDD

[StingTheory]

Hell yeah NIN

[OnlyForQuizilla]

Oh. Oh. Oh. XD Lolz! That was sooo funny. Dude, your accent just made it all the more better.

Now I can actually read the story and my IQ won't drop! =O

[AgeOfMyths]

"Ebony's name is ENOBY!"

I think that's my favorite line. XD

[MistyMikoK]

"nut mary sue"

thats my fave too along with

"Twola is a vampir nut a troll"

[ExcelExcel10]

NIN are awesome.

[iweardapants]

omg you guys are SO FREAKING AWESOME

[MistyMikoK]

good job dumbledore, get them

[MeliJxNightly]

I love Lionhearts voice very hot lol... the rest are great to XD

[IBBip]

best. ever. the end.

[MazakshiTwilight]

Dear lord...

I commend you three for being able to read through this without either laughing uncontrollably or hurling.

"Not Mary-Sue"? Yeah, okay... (awesome accents by the way. And thanks for making the story bearable with the excellent narration.)

[ToruKun1]

BTW, she spelled it "Nut Mary Su, OK!" XD

[McRowdy]

More people should listen to this version.

[imapirate16]

lol what the h are you doing motherf-ers

cause he would say that.

[UnitedTen]

Loves the last part.

[SariTsamon]

Hilarious!

[Pheorach]

I dont know why more people haven't listened to this version!