@waterwind2266 right? these days,people can turn someone filming their cat drinking milk into a full blown argument about how god hates gays and jews are stupid and obama this bush that. it's ridiculous and annoying when you scroll down for funny comments and get that crap.
@hzthereaper He couldn't run a taco stand and make a profit. He is so completely clueless his poll numbers are down in the low forties already. He is going to be redistributed next election.
@1965ace Literally, nothing you said proves how he is worse than Bush. Are you aware that Bush had low poll numbers? As in, much lower than Obama's? If you're gonna call Obama a terrible president, at least back it up with actual policies, etc. that he did, not just poll numbers, which don't mean anything.
@hzthereaper Who cares about bush, this man is leading the destruction of our country. How about 10% unemployment for starters. He is a complete looser when it comes to economics. In the world arena our allies are disgusted by him and our enemies see how easy it is to manipulate him. You defend him, tell me what policy of his is benefiting the country?
@1965ace Well, you said that he is much worse than Bush, so clearly Bush is a vital part of this. Ok, well Bush literally doubled the unemployment rate he inherited while he was in office. And are you saying that Bush is a genius when it comes to economics, when he started (well, its not fair to say it was his fault single-handedly) the worst economic recession since the great depression? Furthermore, Bush got us into the longest war in U.S. history in Afghanistan and another war over a
@1965ace ...fucking lie. Look, I'm not saying that Obama is amazing. There are definitely many things that I dont like about Obama, but to say that he is "much worse" than Bush is fucking retarded.
@hzthereaper No I'm not stupid I just paid my employees 7 thousand each for the last week of work. I know how business works and obama is bad for business.
@hzthereaper I know you think it's unjust and hugo chavez jr should redistribute my wealth but without the reward we will not produce and everyone looses. So if that happens I stop paying your welfare check.
@1965ace I see that you've read Atlas Shrugged, or at least heard of it, because know that i think of it, i doubt that you've actually read it. I like how you pulled an argument against socialism out of nowhere, seeing as no one was discussing it. I was simply poking fun at your response, because, in all honesty, it sounded like a small child, or someone with a mental handicap.
"I think you're stupid"
"I'm not stupid!! I have this many employees, so :P. That means I cant be stupid!!"
@hzthereaper Speaking of children, you were the one who called me stupid. You must be seriously naive and misinformed to think that zero taking over every private business in the country is a good thing. I'm glad my success has irritated you so much. Now you can either be an unhappy malcontent relying on the government or follow the successful, either way obama isn't going to help.
@1965ace You're severely missing the point of my argument. I'm not saying that Obama is amazing and the greatest president ever (because he clearly isn't). I'm merely saying that better than Bush, which isn't saying much.
i dont like those ones, i like the hot pocket hot pocket, its a hot pocket filled with a hot pocket, tastes just like a hot pocket. im gonna go stick my head in the oven now HOT POCKET
@DrummingZach ikr? and this was before all the BIG 2012 talk! The movie wasn't out or anything...but I was waiting for him to mention it cuz thatz what a lot of people do when the subject of death comes along.
Ok, EVERYONE sick of hearing how we're all gonna die in 2012, raise ur hand! Cuz I just think the Mayans ran out of room on the wheel or something. Maybe itz a joke? "Hey, let's end it on 2012 and scare the shit outta people!" YA that's it...lol
super funny. very scituate humor (the smart kids i mean). ;-)
rthetrail 2 weeks ago
"Demetri Martin's spinning a quilt."
LMFAO
TheHouseOffice 2 weeks ago
I see the top comment mentions lewis black..yeahhh...I don't like my jokes yelled at me. Demetri and Gaffigan are pretty great though. Lewis sucks.
Celfyndel 1 month ago
what happened to parts 7 and 8?
ChefninjaPictures 2 months ago
I woke up in the morning and I had some transubstantiated toast annnnnd those allegations can't be provennnn....
yoitsrami 6 months ago
I long for the days when we had a President who was "A LITTLE in over his head."
timmoreland 6 months ago 5
Mike Birbiglia, Jim Gaffigan, Demetri Marin, and Lewis Black? Best frontline ever, in my opinion!
waterwind2266 7 months ago
Demetri Martin would so be spinning a quilt. XDDDD
soundslikehooplaaa 8 months ago
Jim Gaffigan! Yea! XD
vampiresskaze 8 months ago
I rather drink Sprite (before I die)
KCLaffitersss 9 months ago
I love Mike but I have to say that Demetri Martin is an unfunny douche, he stole his picture comedy ideas from Galifianakis for starters
movieaddict19 1 year ago
@movieaddict19 Whyyyyyyyyyyyy do you think this??
TheHouseOffice 2 weeks ago
Why haven't we seen this guy before, he's hilarious!
candycar23 1 year ago 3
Lewis Black as a drill sergeant - that'd be funny.
Balmung6 1 year ago 2
I would be the worst troops, too.
jek21 1 year ago
Drink Sierra Mist, yeah!!!
thatmafiaguy 1 year ago 3
they put in BIRBIGLIAAAAA
ColleeenOneillXO 1 year ago 4
I knew this was going to turn into a goddamn political argument.
waterwind2266 1 year ago 7
@waterwind2266 right? these days,people can turn someone filming their cat drinking milk into a full blown argument about how god hates gays and jews are stupid and obama this bush that. it's ridiculous and annoying when you scroll down for funny comments and get that crap.
OppositeofHATE7 1 year ago 3
"You expect me to carry a gun this heavy AND run away screaming? That is too many things." Haha. Awesome
hzthereaper 1 year ago
DRINK SIERRA MIST! YEAH!.....BEFORE WERE ALL GONNA DIE! love that line so much!
ultvegeta 2 years ago 2
obama is so much worse than Bush I can hardly wait for the obama jokes.
1965ace 2 years ago
@1965ace How is he so much worse?
hzthereaper 1 year ago
@hzthereaper He couldn't run a taco stand and make a profit. He is so completely clueless his poll numbers are down in the low forties already. He is going to be redistributed next election.
1965ace 1 year ago
@1965ace Literally, nothing you said proves how he is worse than Bush. Are you aware that Bush had low poll numbers? As in, much lower than Obama's? If you're gonna call Obama a terrible president, at least back it up with actual policies, etc. that he did, not just poll numbers, which don't mean anything.
hzthereaper 1 year ago
@hzthereaper Who cares about bush, this man is leading the destruction of our country. How about 10% unemployment for starters. He is a complete looser when it comes to economics. In the world arena our allies are disgusted by him and our enemies see how easy it is to manipulate him. You defend him, tell me what policy of his is benefiting the country?
1965ace 1 year ago
@1965ace Well, you said that he is much worse than Bush, so clearly Bush is a vital part of this. Ok, well Bush literally doubled the unemployment rate he inherited while he was in office. And are you saying that Bush is a genius when it comes to economics, when he started (well, its not fair to say it was his fault single-handedly) the worst economic recession since the great depression? Furthermore, Bush got us into the longest war in U.S. history in Afghanistan and another war over a
hzthereaper 1 year ago
@1965ace ...fucking lie. Look, I'm not saying that Obama is amazing. There are definitely many things that I dont like about Obama, but to say that he is "much worse" than Bush is fucking retarded.
hzthereaper 1 year ago
@hzthereaper Once again who cares about bush when our country is about to be overrun with communists. Grow up and learn history.
1965ace 1 year ago
@1965ace Are you seriously this stupid? Do you honestly not see how Bush is part of this?
"Obama is much worse than Bush"
"How is he much worse than Obama?"
"Obama is bad!!!"
".....but Bush was worse"
"Who said anything about Bush?!"
hzthereaper 1 year ago
@hzthereaper No I'm not stupid I just paid my employees 7 thousand each for the last week of work. I know how business works and obama is bad for business.
1965ace 1 year ago
@1965ace That's all i needed to hear. Hahahahaha.....God...
hzthereaper 1 year ago
@hzthereaper I know you think it's unjust and hugo chavez jr should redistribute my wealth but without the reward we will not produce and everyone looses. So if that happens I stop paying your welfare check.
1965ace 1 year ago
@1965ace I see that you've read Atlas Shrugged, or at least heard of it, because know that i think of it, i doubt that you've actually read it. I like how you pulled an argument against socialism out of nowhere, seeing as no one was discussing it. I was simply poking fun at your response, because, in all honesty, it sounded like a small child, or someone with a mental handicap.
"I think you're stupid"
"I'm not stupid!! I have this many employees, so :P. That means I cant be stupid!!"
hzthereaper 1 year ago
@hzthereaper Speaking of children, you were the one who called me stupid. You must be seriously naive and misinformed to think that zero taking over every private business in the country is a good thing. I'm glad my success has irritated you so much. Now you can either be an unhappy malcontent relying on the government or follow the successful, either way obama isn't going to help.
1965ace 1 year ago
@1965ace You're severely missing the point of my argument. I'm not saying that Obama is amazing and the greatest president ever (because he clearly isn't). I'm merely saying that better than Bush, which isn't saying much.
hzthereaper 1 year ago
Wow, he named all the comedians I know. Lucky me
sonicmik7 2 years ago
What's a JV Troop?
Tigorah 2 years ago
like JV basketball players. Not the best troops but the back up troops
CAMERO202 2 years ago
a junior varsity troop. a troop of lesser quality
cjcapraro 2 years ago
shoot me once...shame on you
zanzibartraveler09 2 years ago
I was one of the troops and I got to say that is one of the best praises I've heard. You're a funny man Mike!!
JWolf56 2 years ago 6
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hencoleman 2 years ago
no jim gaffigan would launch boiling lava hot hot pockets at them and burn their faces off
oneangrycow 2 years ago 3
i dont like those ones, i like the hot pocket hot pocket, its a hot pocket filled with a hot pocket, tastes just like a hot pocket. im gonna go stick my head in the oven now HOT POCKET
hencoleman 2 years ago
haha he doesn't know how to... do it.
that's basically the most simple yet accurate characterization of bush i've ever heard.
SaraHalpertxoxo 2 years ago 5
you can't shoot the shooter, hahhaha
mollymooh100 2 years ago
And that's why we're all gonnna die...LOL!!!!
MoeD616 2 years ago 6
and thats why we're all gonna die!!!! haha luv it!
DrummingZach 2 years ago 36
@DrummingZach ikr? and this was before all the BIG 2012 talk! The movie wasn't out or anything...but I was waiting for him to mention it cuz thatz what a lot of people do when the subject of death comes along.
Ok, EVERYONE sick of hearing how we're all gonna die in 2012, raise ur hand! Cuz I just think the Mayans ran out of room on the wheel or something. Maybe itz a joke? "Hey, let's end it on 2012 and scare the shit outta people!" YA that's it...lol
Emmalicious115 11 months ago
they put in birbiglia
jhess125 2 years ago 9
i see he has the same taste in comedians as i do...demetri...gaffigan...lewis black!
CCSoundgardenCC 2 years ago 44
@CCSoundgardenCC DEMETRI!! <3
TheHouseOffice 2 weeks ago
drink sierra mist yah!
beanus2010 2 years ago 10
I would love to work in the JV Troops if those were the other ones.
Not only are those comedians he mentioned awesome, but the Demetri Martin reference was priceless.
BGreenspan 3 years ago 4
I know!
Actually, what he named would make for a great comedy series (or sketch at least).
ZeldaQueen64 2 years ago 4
you literally just listed all of my favorite people
+ u too : )
(u forgot eugene mirman tho) hehe
birbiglia you smashing unicorn
supanekochan 3 years ago 4
I have to agree there completely. And Dan Cummins. :)
ihy 3 years ago