that happend to me exept there was to pepole on the raaft one held me down while the other one pulled out a pocket knife and theatind to cut MY FINGER OFF I GOT FREE AFTER 2 MINITES OF FIGHTNG WIT THAT FAT ASS LMFAO
FLOAT AWAT FROM ME. FLOAT AWAY. lol he's so funny cuz he's real. its not lame jokes that no one experiences that you try to make funny. i think next to katt wiliams hes my fav.
heh, once I was drowning when I was on a raft in the water and the raft tipped the wrong way ,I swam up again, but it was scary, i guess when you think ur gonna die its always scary. Funny Dane Cook ,lolololololol.
lol that is wat said to him seriously its like why would u watch my vid then say u hate it why would u even cklck on the vid wat u retarded or something would u like me to point u in the right direction?
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This is probably the worst joke i've ever heard. How is this guy so popular? Oh that's right, becuase 90% of people who watch him are children....and children laugh at anything.
i was in the deep end, swimming under water. this kid is, like, floating above me. i came up, and he... like, i pushed him. he started laughing, and i did it again. i got so annoyed. he wanted me 2 do it again, and again.... AND AGAIN!!
omg i did that once! I jumped off a bored and it was like a 7ft deep pool and i went to the bottem and then i was like dying for a breath a freaking raft type thing was over me and i couldnt get up cz it was so wide and long.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! omg that was soooo freaking hilarious i was like laughing so freakin hard and this was like the 5th time ive watched this and it like nvr get old!
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now that i think of it its true..... someone on a raft is usualy floating above you and then you try and go to the surface and hit ur head on a raft and ur like wat the hell man!
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comedydancersrx19 6 days ago
so perfect! XD
haha ya think a raft is bad? try dying in the abyss & having a kid 20 lbs heavier than u jump in, like, ON YOUR HEAD
FashionWithPeyton 2 months ago
hitting the raft above u is the worst part lol
xBoXaDdiCTiOn1 3 months ago
FLOAT AWAY FROM ME. FLOAT AWAY.
googlybearxoxo 6 months ago 2
Lol in the first scene when you saw the pool, there was kakashi reading his book =w=
SnowDropSuki 6 months ago
@kkooss42 i need a tablet becuase i use flash now
monzaction 6 months ago
SO TRUE
dragons498 1 year ago
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lordsenbonzakura 1 year ago
float away from me float away!
joshuabouwman 1 year ago
do not float above me while im dying in the abyss!!!!!!!!haha
futurestar222 1 year ago
that happend to me exept there was to pepole on the raaft one held me down while the other one pulled out a pocket knife and theatind to cut MY FINGER OFF I GOT FREE AFTER 2 MINITES OF FIGHTNG WIT THAT FAT ASS LMFAO
randomMW2crap 1 year ago
I CANT STOP LAUGHING IM STILL LAUGHING! JESUS CHRIST TIMMY!
Lugialover009 1 year ago
FLOAT AWAT FROM ME. FLOAT AWAY. lol he's so funny cuz he's real. its not lame jokes that no one experiences that you try to make funny. i think next to katt wiliams hes my fav.
xxxpcs 1 year ago
#LOL#
haloslegacy 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Funny!!!!!!!
LCISTech 1 year ago
heh, once I was drowning when I was on a raft in the water and the raft tipped the wrong way ,I swam up again, but it was scary, i guess when you think ur gonna die its always scary. Funny Dane Cook ,lolololololol.
pikachupokemonlover 1 year ago
lol that is wat said to him seriously its like why would u watch my vid then say u hate it why would u even cklck on the vid wat u retarded or something would u like me to point u in the right direction?
monzaction 1 year ago
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This is probably the worst joke i've ever heard. How is this guy so popular? Oh that's right, becuase 90% of people who watch him are children....and children laugh at anything.
Shotglass000 1 year ago
@Shotglass000: dude, if you don't like him, don't watch him.
XxJoxJoxJordanxX 1 year ago
I love this one it's hilarious I literally almost died!!!! lmfao lol
Taylorchocolate123 2 years ago
GET ME OUTTA HERE!! WHERES THE SURFACE!?!? lol he is a comedy lord!
cookiemadness123 2 years ago
lol wow thats funny
taybubblecoaster 2 years ago
LMFAO me and my friend saw this in class and almost DIED.
DesQueJteVois 2 years ago
Im addicted to playing over and over again "JESES CHRIST TIMMY DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE WHEN IM DYING IN THE ABYSS FLOAT AWAY FROM ME FLOAT AWAY."
TheAkatsukiButterfly 2 years ago
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xxxAvrilLavignexfan 2 years ago
fag
ChibiPerson02 2 years ago
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jaber495 2 years ago
Float away float away from me!
shezawesome15 2 years ago
do not float above me when im dieng in the abbis! XD
doctersmushfoot 2 years ago 2
lol
Zico545 2 years ago
I couldn't stop laughing. THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY :D LOLOLOLOLOL AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
:D
3OH3sBiggestFan123 2 years ago 5
you are a pretty good artist but this is hilarous.
Ghost2418 2 years ago
where did you get this download for the joke?
xxxsexyshiorixxx 2 years ago
Just float away from me! Float away!
AquaH2OLuv 2 years ago
This video is hilarious!!!!! i almost died laughing!!!
bleedingblack547555 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHA.
DANE COOK FTW. xDD
pepsiloveszim 2 years ago
OMG!!!
Loxieo 2 years ago
Dane cook is so hilarous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SamiLuna1928 2 years ago
can't......breath.....laughing to hard!
jingleztheevilkitty 2 years ago
ROFLMFAO Just float away.... float away
DANE COOK IS BY FAR THE BEST!
StonehengeMusic 2 years ago
Except for Jeff Dunham
Muffinman3670 2 years ago
omg i love Dane Cook hes THE BEST COMEDIAN EVA!!!!!!! =D
girlchick698 2 years ago
YOUR SON ALMOST KILLED ME WITH HIS DAFFY DUCK RAFT OVER HERE, JOHN! YOUR SON ALMOST MURDERED ME IN YOUR POOL! Float away from me, float away.
ThoseNerdyWeirdos 2 years ago 4
I just became obbsesed with dis guy
candypiegirl 2 years ago
LMAO! JESUS CHRIST TIMMY! dont know float above me when im dying in the abyss! DANCE COOK IS THE GREATEST!
Daijaskillern 2 years ago 20
@Daijaskillern dance cook? lol =P
hinchman2004 1 year ago
just float away from me, float away :DD
but yeah, that ALWAYS happens.
LMFAO
lovelatta 2 years ago 4
i am going to say that in poublec pools lol
griffstir 2 years ago 2
when i am DYING IN THE ABYSS FLOAT AWAY just F***ING float away lolo (:
legolover2468 2 years ago 3
omg! i did that b4... not the drowning part...
i was in the deep end, swimming under water. this kid is, like, floating above me. i came up, and he... like, i pushed him. he started laughing, and i did it again. i got so annoyed. he wanted me 2 do it again, and again.... AND AGAIN!!
knuckles2468 2 years ago 2
lol i purpsosly did that to make it more funny just to make it look retarded but still good
monzaction 2 years ago
prettty funny the kid just flips over, and keeps floating (; ahhaha. i love dane cook.
MykalaJee 2 years ago 2
Get me out of here!!!!! LMAO!!!! Love it lol!!!
EdwardCullenGirl2014 2 years ago
ahahahahaha
Megan3796 2 years ago
your son almost killed me with his daffy duck raft john..our son tried to murder me in our pool lol
sidxevil 2 years ago
float away just float away!
slyrocks3 2 years ago
dane cook is the best ever!!!
kimballer126 2 years ago
0:15 - 0:22 lol
kickbutshorts 2 years ago
now that wasnt very nice apologize to the nice man now drplbiftin(wtf did u close your eyes and write random letters) guy
monzaction 2 years ago
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Dane Cook would be funnier if he really did drown
drplbiftin 2 years ago
lolz nice vid dude
shotgunshell1996 2 years ago
why do the black stick figures not
know how to swim ,hmmmmm?
hahahaha
MrManone1 2 years ago
watch my dive watch my dive
linkandzeldafan 2 years ago
i love dane cook
he makes me happy after a day of irritation
lokisgirlfriend 2 years ago 2
finely i found some one with lego stuck to ther name sometomes i regret haveing the youser name legolaza
legolaza 2 years ago
omg i did that once! I jumped off a bored and it was like a 7ft deep pool and i went to the bottem and then i was like dying for a breath a freaking raft type thing was over me and i couldnt get up cz it was so wide and long.
llolololol i made it thought :P
MissLiz3 2 years ago
wow i thought you didnt make it!!!
legoseale 2 years ago
lol nice
MissLiz3 2 years ago
float away form me float away
lovetosing010 2 years ago
WHERES THE SURFACE?!?!?!!
Naruto5tails 2 years ago
lol i love this
afitzkillzazona 2 years ago
John! Your Son Tryed To Murder Me In Your Own Pool!
PivotKid22 2 years ago
and you wander why this page is white
monzaction 2 years ago
"And the second you get to the bottom your like. Get me outta here!! Where's the surface?!"
monsterdrawer 2 years ago
haha float away from me float away!
NickCarmigiano96 2 years ago
LMAO
DeidaraLuna45 2 years ago
thats a little creepy dont u think.............
did u luagh so hard that some how jizzed in ur pants or are u just telling us u jizzed in ur pants either way still creepy lol
monzaction 2 years ago
i jizzed to!!!!
bubbaXzone 2 years ago
this made me jizz my favorite boxers
kotygros 2 years ago 2
Jesus Christ Timmy! Don't float above me when I'm dying in the abyss!
lol, that's great xD
xRegretfulLovex 2 years ago 2
I do that so much! O_O
jopomeister 2 years ago 2
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! omg that was soooo freaking hilarious i was like laughing so freakin hard and this was like the 5th time ive watched this and it like nvr get old!
Emy14754 2 years ago
lol
igrimy 2 years ago
OMFG!
this vid is f-ing hilarious!!!
It even made my brother and his friend laugh like hell!!
PandyMandy101 2 years ago 16
i crapped my pants my throat hurts
carlton132 2 years ago 9
srry about ur pants but thanks for the comment
monzaction 2 years ago
poor pants! they were so young!
Kewl1Dude 2 years ago
float it away from me float it away rofl XD
doctersmushfoot 2 years ago 3
love when he says that hes dying in an abyss and when he says float away from me float away haha love him
mzankich232 2 years ago
gawd dammit timmy dont float above me when i am dying in the abyss LMAO
Brandelino96 2 years ago 2
LMAO
"jesus timmy! do NOT float above me when im diving!"
missemarosa 2 years ago 3
when im dieing in the abyss
torchicamn 2 years ago
yeah yeah, same thing:P
(i paused at "diving" so..:P honest mistake)
missemarosa 2 years ago
"GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!"
dustyDapimp 2 years ago
Float away from me, yeah that's right, float away. =] hahah
176Court 2 years ago
this one wasnt so funny
rock808ify 2 years ago
the abyse
letterspaperpen 2 years ago
lmao 0:18 his voice!! "you always come up underneath the kid in the raft ohwuhaaohhh!"
LuvMyDog95 2 years ago
Lol i love that part! his voice went high lol!
!P.G.!
OutsiderGirls 2 years ago
Do not float above me when im dying in the abyss!! XD LOVE IT!!
TheMagicalFAiry100 2 years ago
I did not stop laughing for 41 fucking secondsss
AlexKicksSceneKids 2 years ago
my favorite part was the whole vid plz do more dane cook
piemanbob33 2 years ago
when im dying in the abbiss!! lmaoo
darlingsally101 2 years ago
funny video hahahaha!!!!
DarkGensis 2 years ago
LOL!!!! jesus christ timmy!
jodieXhellokitty 2 years ago
jesus christ timmy do not float above me when im dying in the abyss lol ^_^
PimpKid97 2 years ago 3
ur son almost killed me with his uh daffy duck raft john uh ur son tried murderin me in ur pool lol that part ius fgunny
PimpKid97 2 years ago
FLOAT AWAY FROM ME FLOAT AWAY!
spider9109 2 years ago
silly
luceyalinda 2 years ago 2
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destructionboy1 2 years ago
FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I'm gonna eat your soul!!!
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xkuromixx 2 years ago
get me out of here!! Wheres the surfuce!!!!
Flout away from me. Flout away!
lol this is hillarious
chiyo334 2 years ago
You spelled surfAce and FloAt wrong. Is the "a" key on your keyboard broken?
gummibear90000 2 years ago
english is not my first language
and yes my A was not working
chiyo334 2 years ago
oh he said yeah it was at the top just in case you did not see it :)
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bakuman551 2 years ago
Do not float above me when I'm dying in the Abyss!
kamikami11 2 years ago 2
You're son almost killed me!
Selph94BackUp 2 years ago
float away from me just float away lol he's great
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saywhat214368 2 years ago
now that i think of it its true..... someone on a raft is usualy floating above you and then you try and go to the surface and hit ur head on a raft and ur like wat the hell man!
jamblop 2 years ago
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
MeSchMe 2 years ago
WHERE'S THE SURFACE?!
jope12 2 years ago
float away from me.. float away from me!
StevenAmerica 2 years ago
LOL!!!! I love the stick person.
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KiykayUchiha101 2 years ago
THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS IT'S SO TRUE!
TYMAN8 2 years ago
Float away from me float away.
MidnaLoveLinkforever 2 years ago
killl TIMMMYYYY
jakeberko 2 years ago
hahahah that was funny and that ALWAYS happens!!!
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KatieandNatasha10 2 years ago
Lmao you know its true, that always happens!
SundriTV 3 years ago
LMFao times 400000000 that was the funnist thing i ever seen in my intire life 5/5 good job
kingstickforever 3 years ago
then your life must suck
BoingSz 2 years ago
LOL GD JOB
crazzydecky55 3 years ago
haha! love it
yardman1214 3 years ago
LOL NICE
Wowguy09 3 years ago
Lol Hey Erik Its me Christian(brit's bf) i made a new account so add me =D
H4xorDelta 3 years ago
john looks funny :]
mall168 3 years ago
you killed it In a good way!
birchyovs13 3 years ago
fkin love dane cook i like the 1 wit da finger my fav is bk lounge
mwgquad 3 years ago
Wheres the surface!?! lol
stimms212 3 years ago
lol
colinc103 3 years ago
Great job! So hillarious! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
redboypivot12 3 years ago
nice
CapnTac 3 years ago
lulz
EvilCrash3000 3 years ago