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  • ROFL!!!

  • lol.

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Is this fake... Fake or real this is hilarious

  • fail.

  • @downtownballer07 he is not GAY,

  • @downtonballer07 Umm if u r refering to tombrady being gay , he is not , thats rude , why do there always have to be haters like smh-.-

  • To everyone who asked if this was fake, YES IT IS!!!

  • I didn't know gay men had fantasy football accounts

  • im going to kiss him

  • you're not very bright if you think this is real...still hilarious though

  • hahahahahahah

  • Is this fake?

  • i have a feeling this is fake.

  • Happy Birthday Tom!

  • i bet if tom brady watched this he would laugh his ass off and if mark sanchez watched he would put on his taylor swift cd and listen to "mean"

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • i love Brady and this is just HILARIOUS!!!!

  • "Does Brady look hurt?"

    "He looks handsome"

  • This is hilarious, thank you soo much for this!

  • I cant start mark sanchez this week he throws like a 12 year old beeeeeeeeeeeep

  • Hahaha this is funny.

  • I couldn't stop laughing. I watched it and felt like if I did that, it would probably be me

  • lmfaooo! what if i killed a star qoutarback. and a super model n a baby lmao

  • there is nothing in this video except quality, and quantity.

  • @u2liveinchicago And the stunning visuals! Diane Arbus took that picture of the phone. :D

  • @ImprovAsylum oh my god your right. that is a DAMN fine picture lol.

  • @bluenougat This is a great question. They should. And we should be internet rich. But you know, not our style. We're doing this thing grassroots style. Spreading the news to people, with letters and town hall meetings.

  • The 911 dispatcher sounds like Ryan from The Office

  • @casewindu808 Not going to lie, he looks a little bit like him too. Just a little too handsome...

  • "I wanna kiss him..."

    "No sir, don't kiss him."

    Lmfao!

  • hahaha i wanna kiss him

  • Lolz

  • WTF gay ass retard

  • I can't start Mark Sanchez!!

    He throws like a 12 year-old girl ********* ***** face

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

    xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • hahahahaha this is fucking hilarious

  • well clearly its fake guys, this was for a joke.. we know its fake, thanks for pointing it out we get it..

  • " what if i killed the star quarterback a super model and a baby! "

    lolllll

  • fake

  • @TheParlinpro wow you are the first in the world to see that nobody else ever realized that genuis I am proud

  • HAHAHA "Im gonna go see if he'll take a picture with me"

  • JETS BLOW SO HARD!!!

  • that was funny as hell

  • Brady's starting for me this week on my fantasy team he cant be hurt. HAHAHA!

  • "tom brady was in the car" "excuse me" "tom fucking brady are Quaterback"

  • "sir, do you need anything else?"

    "i'm going to see if he'll take a picture with me" LMAO

    GO DOLPHINS!

  • I love it Great job cracked me up ..I wanna kiss him LOL

  • LOL that's funny...sad that Brady was in the accident...still that dude overreacted.

    Dude: Tom Brady was in the other car.

    Operator: Excuse me?

    Dude: TOM F**KING BRADY! OUR F**KING QUARTERBACK

    LOL

  • "i cant start f**king mark sanchaz he throws like a f**king girl. " just great

  • "He looks handsome" hahaha

  • LOL DAT SHIT IF SOOOOOO FKIN FUNNY

  • lol "it looks like the accident jostled his hair... he looks like an idiot"

  • "I wanna kiss him...." hahahaha

  • Freaking hilarious!

  • lol, it would of been better if he said, are you black, than he said yes, than the guy says send the swat team

  • i hate those asshole jets pats fan all the way

  • its so easy to see the man on the phone is a bad actor

  • @paranoid1072 It's a little bit more difficult to see, then it is to hear. (BOOM! SENSES BURN!)

  • this is too funny lol Tom needs to hear this.

  • I love Tom Brady! I want him to have my baby.

  • this hilarios!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This is soooooo funny!

    Beware if you are easily offended, there are some swear words!!!!

  • so fucking funny

  • To all you people saying this sounds fake or this is fake, well duh! Like we don't know that or America are dumber than I thought.

  • Another job well done, friends! Hilarious.

  • i heard this on greg and themorning buzz, this is a riot!!!!

  • This is hysterical. If you're a Jets fan and either

    a) mad at this,

    b) felt the need to point out that it was fake or

    c) didn't find this funny

    please do us all a favor and kill yourself. You offer nothing to humanity.

  • This is so fake

  • @ertett1 Genious, how'd you guess?

  • @zwiz5290 idk lucky guess

  • @ertett1 well duh!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ertett1 Thanks for pointing out that a joke made by comedians on youtube is not really Tom Brady's 911 call.

  • Lol Mark Sanchez still throws like a girl....

  • @jclar569 mark Sanchez is a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i wanna kiss him... lol

  • I bet tom flick him off when he came over

  • Is it fake ?

  • @KlammestePatter are you dumb?

  • Guess what, dumbass Pats fans!

    Sanchez had a much better fantasy day than Brady. Suck it.

  • @mcbjets08 Shut the fuk up you anoying fat fuking son of a BITCH!!!!

  • @mcbjets08 ok ok calm down just go get a tampon

  • @mcbjets08 atleast Brady is a boy

  • Sweet!...lol

  • to bad mark Sanchez fucking kicked ass!!!! sliced and diced the pats

  • @Jaker1786 too bad this was last week and he sucked ass against the ravens....

  • ha ha

  • Love when he dissed mark sanchez

  • @Sooners4ever25 except mark sanchez fucking owned us sooo lame

  • WTF

  • What if I killed a star quarterback, a supermodel and a baby! Best comedy line in a long time.

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  • haha hilarious. Brady is the only quarterback in history who attract both men and women.  in the smashed up Audi, Brady was worried that he might have killed an old lady walking her dog and the other driver.

  • lmao its not real but still its funny

  • anyone who talks shit to someone else through blogs seriously needs to get a life.

  • i wanna kiss him

    don't kiss him

    I wanna kiss him

    lol hilarious

  • that was f@%!n hilarious :))

  • BEST EVEEEEER!!!!

  • I can't believe all the idiots on here who feel the need to point out that this is fake..Damn, America's future looks really bleak now..

  • Lmao my buddies are going to kick me out of their fantasy league..

  • Im Going To See If He'll Take A Picture With Me....

  • Yeah, this video posted by "ImprovAsylum" isn't the real 911 call! You Jets fans are Holmesian in your detective skills.

  • "Does Brady look hurt?" "He looks handsome"

  • LOL @ anyone stupid enough to think this was supposed to be real

  • Fake.. The guy who hit him is a hispanic with suspended driver lisence.. Tom Brady is ok. I live like 10 mins away from Brady's house. :D

  • @Vietboy1st Thanks so much for pointing out to all of us that this is fake..

  • lol well tom is that important

  • OMG Big Thanks to My Uncle from CT for sending this to me sooooo funny ! The BEST part is that Tom Brady is My Pompton Fantasy Football Challenge Quarterback !!

  • He throws like a f**cking twelve year old girl with a **** *** *** face.

  • @HandyMan101 hahahaha it turned out he was right.

  • “Good Job” to all of the Jet's fans who correctly pointed out that this video is fake.

  • I cant believe some people here find it necessary to let us all know this is fake....wow. America is stupid.

  • WTF is he gay

  • wtf

  • hahahaha

  • very very funny... 

  • Tom Brady sucks.

  • @chris45785 atleast he doesn't suck BALLS like mark sanchez

  • @mrjackbrendel Totally correct. Mark Sanchez does suck balls.

  • "...I wanna kiss him" "No No Don't kiss him" "...I wanna kiss him" LOL I love this stuff...

  • so fake

  • @HaloGl3itcherZ Well fucking DUHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • @HaloGl3itcherZ Are you serious? So fake? It's from the fucking Improv Asylum. Obviously its fake. It's a comedy bit. God where do these stupid people come from?

  • @NonPtStatement shut the fuck up bitch i dont know about this get a life

  • @HaloGl3itcherZ Ohhhhh big old internet tough guy showing his keyboard muscles. Someone who thought that was real is either 10 years old or too stupid to waste my time on. Enjoy your mom's basement cocksucker. Say hi to your gerbil for me.

  • @NonPtStatement i dont even have a mom or gerbil so just the fuck up fucking ass hole

  • @NonPtStatement Haha I love the exchange between you and this idiot who wanted to tell everyone this is fake..His comeback is priceless..

  • "I can't start Mark Sanchez he throws like a f**king twelve year old girl!" xD lmfao

  • @bostonownsu ..and Sanchez proved that once again tonight!

    Hey Jets, great stadium!

  • obviously fake, it should've been funnier

  • lmfao this is my new favorite video

  • lmfao fucking funny this is the best 911 call ever!!!

  • @nubserver ummm its obviously fake......

  • wery vukis

  •  the virgins that actually took the time to put this together should be shot for thinking this was funny

  • Like this if you know this is not only fake, but wack.

  • Thumbs up if you were looking for 9/11 World trade center and this came. FUCK

  • @IamCrazyRuben 9/11 was good

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • lolz hella funny

  • Hahahahha

  • LMFAO

  • LMAO

  • "he looks handsome."

  • lmao

  • I love it!!! How does he look? He looks handsome.  lol

  • Lmfao "It looks like the accident jostled his hair, he looks like an idiot."

    I've watched this at least 5 times now and laugh every damn time haha

  • Stupid.

  • @Calbenmike yeap

  • i wanna kiss him! i can't start mark sanchez haahhaha it's so fucking funny!!!

  • lol

  • I cant start Mark Sanchez he throughs like a fuking tweleve year old girl

  • @MAsterspoodger Spell Check THROWS

  • @MAsterspoodger STOP REPEATING THIS

  • I CAN'T START MARK SANCHEZ!!!! Hilarious!

  • hahahahahahaha "i wanna kiss him...."

  • hahaha this is amazing. probably pretty close to the actual 911 phone call

  • @soccerdude51

    Don't think the other driver called 911! And if he did he would never admit to being at fault. He first told the police (with eyes looking down) that HE had the green light. Many witnesses proved him definately in the wrong! He was at his lawyer's side when it was proved that he never did receive a citation for driving drunk last year--but his record is terrible and he is a real menace behind the wheel. And his father should have had his seatbelt on while in the car with his son

  • Haha! I love it.

  • That's hilarious!

  • Oh that was to damn funny.

  • fuking haliriouus omg!!XD

  • How does he look?

    He looks handsome. hahahahaha!!

  • Fucking hysterical kid

  • hahahahhahahahahaha

    

  • oh my god what if i killed a star quarterback, a supermodel....and a baby! my friends are gonna kick me out of my fantasy league!

    hahaha whoever made this is a genius

  • this is classic...

  • He wants to kiss Tom Brady. Must be Joe Namath thinking it was Suzy Kolber.

  • thats fake but its still funny

  • @xcrunner31695 um....of course it's fake....it's says "improv asylum" at the end of the video.