Why I Don't Go Home

[Ravi5555ful]

I love you man ;D

[kyokonkyochin]

I got douche chills watching this douche bag try to be funny. I think he went to Japan to bomb us again.

[tophearthgrl]

honeydew cooney!

[choi4816]

Your mom has nice melons

[ThoseWhoDream]

bet that made you feel a little... melon-choly.

[AnimeSpazz2234]

LMAO-SO. Fudging EPIC. XD

[naruhinaluvv]

EAT THA MELON!! muahahahaaaaa!

[Fesumien]

MELON.

:D

never hasthe word sounded so epic

[oyeboy94]

Haha oh wow this is hilarious. I can totally see my mom doing this if I were to go to Japan for a while.

[jengkiesville]

credit for the melon - honeydew cooney lol

[Crzeimasha]

this still makes me laugh 2 years later

[JamDeity]

SAME

[FrankzTerz]

LOL

honeydew cooney!

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[FelineFantsy]

I just don't want the melon XD epic win.

[Choice777]

hahaha funny "cast" :d

[pannoman]

Haven't seen your parents look so happy in a long time.

[PrescriptionSeven]

honeydew cooney was the best actor, he played his part well.

[Sceaf1]

That is so spot on. That is exactley how my family acts. My mom starts crying and my dad comes of of some etheral void, out of nowhere to tell me how disappointed he is in me for making my mom cry. Then shames me into putting clothes in the dryer.

[Graehaus]

Very funny.  I personally do not like melon. but basic slice of life episode.

[kairosan]

wow harlious

[FrankzTerz]

LOL!! Honeydew Cooney!!

[narutowatcher54]

I love this one lol :D

[Blackbarbietea]

LMAO EAT THE DAMN MELLON KID!!

[rickyruffle]

I forgot you ever did stand up! O_O

[pinkally1986]

eat the goddamn melon!

[cupwithhandles]

I don't blame you about the melon.  American melon is nasty

[Domebuddy]

Traditional american melon is usually watermelon is it not? That type of melon wasnt water melon =p

[kougazgurl]

Yeah it was honeydew, but I wouldn't say watermelon is the traditional melon of america. We like it, but, you know, other countries eat it too. In america we also eat canteloupe and honeydew.

[buddyclubs]

i think its the yellow type of water mellon! i know it because i eat them all the time! theres red and yellow water mellon!

[FatesWishes]

Honeydew Cooney!! LOL!!

[hamadaokami]

it's very funny i love it

[blueravenfire]

" kid, eat the god dam melon!" lol XD

[cloddiehoppers]

Wow, who was holding the camera? Tripod? Your parents agreed to be in this video?

[fullmetalfunk]

Honeydew Cooney. Lol.

[tubedudeT2000]

Nice video editing,lol

[IZzachan]

melon Honydew Cooney xDDDDD

haha awsume clip :> 5*

[tarabiru]

LMFAO! YOURE really good kev!

[miridem]

he looks just like tom green in the video

[TokenizerReserved]

I like melon. xD

Your parents must be really cool since they agreed to appear in one of your vids!

[eatandtravel]

He rip this off of Seinfeld.

[hungrymunster]

i will eat the melon if u dont want it.

[DavePerry2012]

Cool to meet the Cooney parents. Now I see hamming it up is in your genes. XD

[6663000]

I don't like melon.

its funny how your parents are actually in the video.

[templeU22]

haha awesome. love the editing.

and of course, i love the humor. reminds me of seinfeld :)

[Davitofrito]

LOL!

[promontorium]

Holy shit that was funny. Well done with the editing. That's like 45% of why your videos are so awesome. Great editing.

[sasukenote13]

Eat the god damn melon lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hardcoreyaoiluverZzZ]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lexa891]

haha that's cool! very funny!

love melon *_* ^^

[oinkinstein]

i love honeydew cooney

[SpinningBirdKick1]

This guy is pretty funny, but i love all the guys that wanna suck his dick and make little homo pictures of a middle fingewr and tell him to go fuck himself and such. GET A LIFE LOSERS, hes just a comic

p.s. Cooney i loved the Mcbreakfast standup...but i dont wanna give you a handy

[NORMANTHEWHITE]

i hate melon

[martinstatic]

eatandtravel; you suck. Critical Youtube poster wannabe.

[herz501]

what the fuk is wrong with you? Kevin cooney was born with a great carism, and good sence of humor. You are a fucking tard if you can not appreciate that.

[one0onest]

┏┫　｜　｜　┣┓　┏┓　FUCK YOU!

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━━━━┃　┗━━━━━━┛┃ I BET YOU WISH TO  LIVE IN JAPAN

[NafeesLACC]

lol, that a jewish mom stereotype and accent, hahahhahaha.

[LiveToby]

EAT IT! ^^

[ice1lord]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHA eat the got damn melon hahahah, better than david chapelle

[oshiochan]

i love your comedy coony lol ^_^

[herz501]

Me too. I'm the #1 fan of this guy.

[LittlePinky82]

That was really cute and very funny lol. I love how you even gave the melon a name. LOL. Poor mom.

[Tenaciouslink12]

you should knock the watermelons down

[superritz]

lol "asian ways"

i have to kinda deal with that, because i'm interested in asian culture and some people don't understand.

[priceandpride]

japanese people LOVE melons. i don't get it

[RADIOHeAd140]

Its nice to know you too the honeydew in as family, thats why he couldnt eat it! My parents are almost the same way lol...

[mikezx2]

omg my parents do the same to me! "asian ways" pisses me right off!!!!

[Crzeimasha]

Want some fish?

No mom.

Eat it, it's really good.

No mom, I'm full already.

Just take a little bite!

No!I'm not hungry!Leave me alone.

But you know it's healthy for you.

xD

[Crzeimasha]

My mom and my grandma are EXACTLY like that xD

[Crzeimasha]

why do you have to curse so much xD

[Ecksplisit]

LOLLL.

[BlueangelM]

idk why.. it seemed like this was cut short.. :-(

[shouwa52]

yes that's must eat situation. or at least pretend to eat them. your videos are great, i look forward to the next one!

[greenday041605]

That was funny as hell. Was that filmed in Japan?

[Crzeimasha]

yes

[greenday041605]

Awesome. ^_^ I'm obsessed with Japan and can't wait to go.

[zenhill]

eheh this is great comedy right here. :) everyones parents are crazy, I guess that means I am crazy now too, hmmmmm...

[pf91rodman]

i wanna meet honeydew cooney someday

[Strideo1]

Fer God's sake EAT the freaking melon!

[kevinder101]

honeydew cooney lol

[habiebiee]

your parents are both super cool...

itspecially your mom...

[Taurus702B]

Mmmmm melon is so good. Pretty good stuff there.

[catiriveros]

u know.....i hoe that didnt really hsappen like that...cause its sad...to cry...for not eating a stupoid melon.....and why was the melon green?

[glacierlily]

it looks like honey dew melon

[Torkvemada]

HA!ha!ha! dude this is like looking into the mirror! hahaha, so true, so funny.

[YounGrasshopper]

You aren't as popular as other comedians, but ya still make me laugh just as much. Awesome stuff man. "Kid, eat the goddamn melon!" hahahaha that was too funny...

[noleno]

i found it funny. mi family is like that too

[v6g3h7]

indeed

[noleno]

yep

[Suzi7259]

lol that was great.

[TaiCat]

You know man...I have simillar mother...Every time I say I don'twantto eat she says -Oh realy?You wanna eat?

she only say what she want to hear

[maneneko]

Tough crowd. I love your parents!

[JazzMatic]

This video explains the real reason why you stay in Japan - that you are a second (if not third)-rate comedian who wouldn't get shit in the states. Just like the 2nd-rate jazz musicians we get here too...

[cloneofsnake]

True, that shit wasn't funny. Good video editing though. No offense, just ain't funny... and I sorta feel that being funny is somethine you're born with. Normally, one would learn from past failures to become better, but comedy is different. I think you either have it or you don't.

[niwotscurse]

A) I love this video. B) Even the greatest stand-ups bomb on stage for years before getting good. Pick any stand-up you like, read some interviews with them, and they will talk about their long slogs through countless stone-faced audiences when they were starting out. Being funny with your friends isn't the same as being funny on stage. Being funny on stage takes a loooooong time to learn.

[ShaderZ]

Eat Shit douche bag

[dpx]

That kills me - the look of your dad's face as he walks in as you say "can't eat the goddamn melon? -- live in Japan with the Asian way... can't eat the melon" lol

[Trilinguist]

爆笑！！！　質問が１つあるんです。

どうして、東京に住みたいんですか。ニューヨークより何が方が良­いかなー。

[cloneofsnake]

爆笑? Really? ぜんぜん可笑しくないと思うですけど。 New York is hardcore, compare to NY, Tokyo is filled with nice people. I love going to Japan! Gaijins who prefer to live in Tokyo are either 1) they love Japanese culture and try to learn your way of living, or 2) they are losers in their home country, but because Japanese gives special treatment to gaijins, they can feel like a god in Japan.