EarthBound - Useless Enemy

[DaVince21]

What! Ness doesn't talk!

[Firefoxred]

Side from the language usage I like it (just didn't seem to fit) but overall I like it, but then again I like any game or thing that can poke fun at itself.

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

A sniper without the gun...

Only a knife...but he can't throw it as Earthbound does not support throwing knives.

[aishlingchan]

This is awesome XD

[trc051]

"Well, I think you've just been screwed over" xD lol

[minifig2401]

Could this be the reason earthbound is not on the virtual consle ? (reads description) oh...

[Imaytper]

O_O he said Hell!

[HiSaysMel]

1:40

Nuff said.

I'm out of breath from laughing. I don't know why this is so funny!!

[jpeanut97]

Wow, they Nuked the 4th wall there...

[grampaglasses]

Favorited.

[Pyro25100]

To all who're curious, this is a very well made hack. I gotta give you credit dude, the fact that you managed to manipulate one of the games sequences into that is pretty damn awesome! :D

[CartoonGuy14]

"Snowball's chance in hell?!" lol

[Manaphy98]

LOL

[Kunibuler]

LOL, never saw that before

[Retrogamer712]

@dittogoop No it doesn't. 

[smuckfuzzer]

That was kinda dumb

[TheManman1235]

Brownie points? Like SMRPG?

[XameriwannicaX]

good stuff



[0822kitten]

I would go up there. :3

[PokoWorks]

Lmao.

[sonnylow0]

I bet Frank could kill himself better with a shoe in 2 hits.

[13ssbbfan]

I wonder how many brownie points Ness is worth...

[Are1c]

39 HITS

TOTAL DAMAGE 1

[guardianforce1]

a bunch of 12 year olds witnessing a suicide fail XD

[EpicZantetsuken]

lol that was funny

[rock100010000]

what happen to this user he hasn't said anything in over a year

[BigDream64]

So stupid. But i know you worked hard on it, so good job... anyway...

[alejandro1000o]

O...K...

[Flametix]

39 hit sounds pronto?

[spidycheese]

@MattIntellectual because, it makes you sound smarter, and its more intresting then using "have" or any other word :|

[swrite]

so thats how they created the "stop hitting yourself" phrase

[spidycheese]

You doth moded this game. First of all, ness never talks. Second, dude, NO self-respecting game allows their characters to TALK about the prodeveopers. You doth failed.

[Slash0mega]

@spidycheese read the description idiot, he said he HACKED THE GAME! this was a joke, it was never claimed to be from the game, it was just to be funny. you "doth" to read, "You doth failed."

[nextgentacos123]

@spidycheese i think that nintendo should have put what the characters said in the video in the actual game.

[somethingviralmusic]

@spidycheese Actually, the entire series of games uses self-reference for comedy at different points. Doth ye step into thine own mouth? I say this in addition to all the other responses.

[Nurg0]

Haha that was awesome

[MrAnime2435]

That was dark! 0_0

[samasjacaj]

I thought this was real for a second... *still playing the game* and I was amazed how dark this was, until I saw OMG HAXXORS!

[TheNipponLover]

lol magic butterflies always appeared on places i couldn't reach... it pissed me off so much :o

[mikethecolorist]

I loved that game!

[Polaf3456]

Lol yeah... hed get "brownie" points alright

[gmfk07]

Hippie: Hey, you seen Ness?

Ness: Um... no. My name is... Uh....

*looks at Mother 3 poster*

er....Lucas.... yeah. And that's Kumatora.... and Duster...

[OmegaMaxter]

lol up until the point where he said :you're screwed", i was believing it as an Easter egg

[PatMartins23]

Lol @ Ness looking at the screen like "Yo, you getting this?"

[MrJeffx22]

lol at 1:04 Jeff made me laugh whit his commnet about the developers xD

[JulianBo188]

with that kind of hack you made it?

[kimflodin]

does ness ever talk in EarthBound? but it says it's a hack so i think he dosen't

[Timman96]

HEY GIYGAS!!! ive played meelee and brawl millions of times and killed ness alot, DO I GE BROWNIE POINTS?!

[Imaytper]

@Timman96 I DONT KNOW I WANT TO KEEP BROWNIE POINTS 

[MrHuNtErMaN9000]

wat he should of done is alarm his buddys to come and fight instead of killing himself

[99redlink]

lol like the song when he was killing himself. and since when do games talk about the creators!?!?

[PsytranceMan777]

Altogether, I counted 79 hit noises, including the first six initial hits.

[themangOMEGA]

"New age retro hippie hit the new age retro hippie!"

"The new age retro hippie took 9001 damage!"

"The new age retro hippie suffered 9001 damage!" "The new age retro hippie died!"

"YOU WON!!"

"You lost..."

*Game crashes*

[BusterBeetleX]

I dare ANYONE who is a quick counter to tell me how many times you hear an "enemy damage" noise at 1:34, and 1:39 altogether.

[luxerd]

@BusterBeetleX It's five... =/

[BusterBeetleX]

@luxerd Count the ones at 1:39, too.

[BlueDragon992]

@BusterBeetleX

1:34 = 5 hits

1:39 = ... Sorry, I've got no freakin' clue! XD

[BusterBeetleX]

@BlueDragon992 67, I think.

[TheYO064]

@BusterBeetleX

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!

[Spectermon]

@BusterBeetleX I'd think I counted 50

[spyrofan3]

@BusterBeetleX 48 times

[unseenmarauder]

nevermind lol



[unseenmarauder]

is this real?

[benchoko2]

brownie points? mario rpg reference

[TARINunit9]

Press 9 to see the Hippie spin around

[bacovia2004]

0:00 HEEL!

[benlaneconnor]

how do u make these?

[a1337turtle]

1:45 Ness: You've really done it this time, meanie.

[blueberrysmoothie6]

He should've just jumped off the cliff XD

[TheHornet79]

RIP New age retro hippy

[gladoxia]

Lol.

[BillyPinn]

TAKE IT EASY

[Alucard746x]

I can't stop watching this XD this is AWESOME!!!

[SparrowHeart1]

Okay! ^^

[aixelsydyslexia]

Very well done. I may subscribe after seeing more of these.

[slitheryjuggler94]

does Ness even have a line in the game?

[valzilla2000]

@slitheryjuggler94

Yes.

OHKAY!

[slitheryjuggler94]

@valzilla2000 lol when does he say that?

[valzilla2000]

@slitheryjuggler94

Haha, it's a reference to his taunt in SSBB. You can spam it so easily, and it's sooooo angering!

OHKAY.

OHKAY.

OHKAY.

OHKAY.

[234megaman]

@valzilla2000 OKAY!

[NitroPunksMightHeads]

I laughed so hard at this that I can't even breath! XD

[olivierfromricochet]

The complexity of the phrases made it even funnier!

[Magnetrode]

NO! it isnt worth mutilating yourself over! LOL!!!

[Droctogonpus]

"I think the developers are sadistic and just wanted to watch you suffer up there with your goal of defeating Ness completely nullified by the fact that you randomly appeared in an inaccessible location due to an absurdly placed enemy cluster."

Rofl...

[mariofireball456]

NOT THE BUTTERKNIFE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Trudermark]

Ness can talk! =O

[dragonnutds]

new age retro hippy... that is a paradox. i never played earthbound so i am wondering what they are called

[HardbeatAcolyte]

@dragonnutds - haven't played it before either, but I'm pretty sure it's what they're actually called, & deliberately paradoxical

[PokemasterTrent]

Wow there breaking the 4th wall ZOMG!

[42ndIcicle]

1:51

Ness gained 50 experience!

[ex2cliff]

LOLZ! It said Ness: uh.....No....never heard of him

then i was like NO WAY!!! HE TALKED IN THE GAME?!

Oh. its a hack -_-'

[ChristopherTheKnight]

Dialogue needs some work. Profanity isn't really "Earthbound", although the Hippie using Shakespere and the selfawareness of being in a game is pretty game-correct.

[legomovieman94]

@ChristopherTheKnight Whatta ya mean it isn't "Earthbound"? The worst he used was "Hell" and Earthbound used that (at least I'm pretty sure it did) and the word "Crap" was used in-game as well!

[ChristopherTheKnight]

@legomovieman94

"screwed over", "snowball's chance in hell", "or whatever the hell", "no!! I must kill myself!", and so forth.

[legomovieman94]

@ChristopherTheKnight Well, some people consider those extremely minor curse words (if such words are even counted as such) and I am pretty sure one or two of those might have been used by Earthbound, yet at the same time I'm not 100% sure.

[ChristopherTheKnight]

@legomovieman94

Well, they're not, to my knowlegde of the game. And keeping the spirit of the game is whats important.

[thatjack4SSpatapon]

I found a real useless enemy. it was so dumb it was on an inaccessible ledge. that place with 5 moles all sayin there number 3.

[LuigiTailsPrower]

...Okay...

[MultiEggboy]

looooooooool

[TheCreator4]

HAHAHAHAHAHA He beat himself to death???? XD

[redflames7788]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH DUMB HIPPIE :DDDDDDD

[Krati08071995]

"I´m a random encounter" lol^^

[thanyou]

That was great

[Demonsul]

Indeed, too humorous for humor.

[IAMNGIN]

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT

[Tikku4ever]

The New Age Retro Hippie killed himself. XD Awesome hack. That was really good.

[drxwnedxwxrld]

HAHSAHAHAA

[178Sparks]

"Well... That was weird..."

No kidding Ness! You fucking meet 3 random people who follow along with you for no reason, and you beat up piles of puke with a baseball bat! I'm pretty sure you've seen weirder things.

[TelekineticMoron]

He should of used the Toothbrush...

[KojiroArma]

"How could this happen to meeeeee!?"

[ilovcalvin]

LOL

[TheThethunderfox]

PAUSE 0:00 GLITCH OF GRAPHICS

[m4rior0x]

lol your a genius! :[]

great dialogue

[klmnopp112]

O...K...

[Morbidcrab]

*Hippie kills himsef with butterknife* 8Deppressed hippie died*l

[RaiderX]

This was great. Awesome script too

[scratch799]

So... how did the Hippie know Shakespeare anyway?

[Iceprince4500]

straight lol

[kylesalyer45]

pause as soon as video starts.... GLITCHY GRAFICS FTW!

[TheSpitefulCrow]

Ha, gave me a good laugh. Brilliant.

[taxe0]

Ness said OK at the end :D

[SavedByGODsGrace777]

R.I.P hippie!

[EarthboundX]

Wish we could get more great Earthbound hacks, the best one I've played was Jonbound, that one was great.

[AD2996Remix]

Great More Swearing

[AD2996Remix]

Jeff Cursed

Wow And The Game Is Rated E

WOW That's BIZARRE

[Jelley0]

In Donkey Kong 64 the intro says hell, I mean with audio and not just text. And its rated E.

[Plantazm005]

yeah! but they did change it to "heck" in Smash Bros. Melee

[Youtubianish]

that.was.awesome.

[devil19x]

lol funny at the end

[thorgrim103]

Darn i thought this was real

[pikminfan1998]

lol, there goes the fourth wall.

[serdarguy12]

@pikminfan1998  Someones breaking it with a sledgehammer.

[skitty427]

@pikminfan1998 Yep, right out the window.

[MandrakeSauvignon]

Since when does a hippie worry about a purpose? Just sit up there and smoke dope... ya fuckin hippie.

[TheShy1000]

Emo-Hippie.

[r4shka]

ROFL Ness was like "WTF?!!" when the hippie killed himself! That was hilarious!!!

[Lycan2113x]

The New Age Retro Hippie spins himself right round.

[MEGAGUY21]

why didn't he just jump off the cliff......would have been less painful.......HAHAHAHA oh this a good hack

it slap me on teh knee!

[SuperAarondude]

hipee killing him self ness looks away

[nintygamer23]

omg hilarious !!!!

[blueangel6755]

O_O

[zakdagger]

An 18 year-old recently stabbed his mother to a critical state with a butterknife. D: Too blunt to hurt himself? Lies!

[MegaGeek325]

Hmm...

Final boss brownie points...

I think I've heard that before......

Super Mario RPG?

[pkthunder3]

Yes, in fact, it was Yaridovich who said something about brownie points from Smithy.

[eggbandicoot6]

but why would anyone make Ness talk?

[IQBosh]

New age retro hippie used 100-Hit Combo!

[richter3456]

"Welcome thy dagger! Or whatever the hell that Shakespeare phrase was." XD!!!!

[foxskywalker64]

New Age Fourth Wall Breaking Hippy!

[earthBoundify]

...o....k... lol

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

please stop!

it isn't worth mutilating

yourself over!

1:40 lol! bahbahbahababahbahbahbahbahba

[BBsgalore]

BWOKEN 4TH WALL!

[pokefanjp10]

REQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

can u make stafy,stapy and kyorosukeas an enemy hack? (if u dont know wat im talking about, search densetsu no stafy in youtube)

[genowhril809]

@ pokefanjk10

may i point you toward the game legendary starfy?

[CaitlynRobotallian]

Hippie: Oh, Hello. You wouldnt by any chance know where a boy named Ness is, do you? Master Giygas told me to find him and Kill him, and that I would get brownie points for doing so.

Ness: Uh...No...Never heard of him.

lol!

[GameMiestro]

Excellent work right there. :-P

[iYell2u]

lol!

[sporekreator]

lol this is great

[projackX]

Nice going this is proof that people CAN make really good hacks!

[Bomberthegreat]

Wow...just wow! that was good!

[TheHeroForce]

Jesus Christ

[Evaseven]

rofl, i love this

[Shadowmancer8]

lol Great hack! At first, I even thought it was real. Until I read the description...

[TheRealBanjo2]

what are brownie points?

[pieopolis2424]

just points that dont really mean anything, like doing something nice for someone earns you "brownie points"

[TheRealBanjo2]

Thanks, You earn some brownie points!

[TheKirby1]

I'm not conclusively sure what they are, but I got it from something Yaridovich says in SMRPG.  I THINK it relates to being a "brown noser" or "ass kisser" and succeeding at it in units of points.

[TheRealBanjo2]

Thanks TheKirby1, I also LOOOOVE your mini earthbound hacks.

[TheKirby1]

I'm glad you do. I really feel bad that I haven't done one in awhile. I really should though, since I had one on my mind.

[TheRealBanjo2]

Could you teach me how to do one? I could get a clean EB Rom.

[TheKirby1]

Be a little hard to teach you over comment threads. Perhaps you could PM me your MSN address or something?

[skinner587]

thats weird... i saw this vid just as i got to the point where i fight him...

[Stickma14]

lol

[theamazinglizard]

lol i wish this would happen

[dundas2003]

ness: O.O

[IMKUMATORA]

Butter Knife, nice way to go Hippie. xD

[yayofangamer]

ness: O..K...that was weird

LOL

[Reoko77]

the hippie just got -32 exp!

[burtbou1985]

I enjoy earthbound, its a fun game to hack. What I'm looking for is an offset list of how to change the Spells, Spell Cost, Dialog, and help context of any menu items. (Using Hex Workshop)

[sightswiftlifter]

LOL!

I love it how Ness gives you the WTF stare! XD