Joke Rimshot - Punch Line Drum Sound Effect

[thorribryndisarson]

Yo mama so fat aliens have spotted her.,.

[BL1TZEN]

Take my wife...

...please.

(F5) - refresh

[hawkteflon]

The comments on this video are better than the audio clip.

[MrCapCaz]

I went to the bank to check my balance, but i fell

*silence*

I tell ya I get no respect.... -_-

[v1de0gamr]

Did you hear the one about the two peanuts who got on the subway? One of them was assaulted!

[spenceamos]

3 people walk into a bar

the 4th one ducked hachachachacha

*play sound*

[ktgbw]

The 2010 Minnesota Vikings *plays video*

[FunnyTheif]

do you have a SFX when some guy says a joke the theres this Sound because it means the Joke is Dead (Dry(not funny))

[Steggman]

gets cut a bit short dont you think?

[757surfer1]

what did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? wait? what?

(cue rim shot)

[RampageOfRhymes]

Aight so, there's a big ass moose,and it go to the store, and it ask the lady bitch"Where can I find the potatoes"and the lady bitch says"EEH,There on isle 5"So he go down to Isle 5, and there ain't no potatoes!!

[MrUnidyne]

My brother in-law's family is so ugly, their family scrapbook only has the negatives!

(dah-dum-CRASH!)

(silence)

(crickets)

[kazdamanify]

@TeamWestern And then Lebron said I'll see you when I win a championship!

[slimv29]

Drumroll.... A NEW CAR!!! Rimshot

[xconverseballerinax]

*bad dum tsss*

[TheRegart]

Last week, my girlfriend accidently set herself ablaze during her performance. You could say "she was on fire!" (cue rimshot)

[Dragoon1809]

you're so ugly that you couldn't get a date on a calendar!

(sound effect)

[Evertide05]

My car is so old, it's insured against fire, theft, and Indian raids.

[sc0ner]

Look at that S Car go!

Menu item for San Antonio restaurant: Remember the a la Mode

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

[bealtespip123]

And then I said,"That's not a doberman! That's my wife!"

[FascistGashist]

not good/fail

[tyrannasaurasalan]

Why do Black Women wear high heels? To keep their knuckles from dragging!

[MsThat70sshow]

@tyrannasaurasalan BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU

U suck!

[acedx14]

how bout them cowboys *plays video*

[Babkockdood]

@acedx14 lol

[georgiep8]

even this 'rimshot sound' is a sick joke.

[thegrogster5]

Then i said "that's no monkey, that's my wife!"

[2FunnyVersionIV]

I said Ping Pong Balls, not King Kong's Balls!

[Darkgamer989]

so..... how's bout them Mets?

(play video)

spectators: YOU SUCK!!! (gunshots)

[1goku569]

have you ever heard of airline food? what's up with that

[300ilikepie]

@1goku569 What...women are things!

[menslady125]

@1goku569:

Well, how about cruise food? Ever wonder how that's floatin'?

[CyberMollySystems]

@menslady125 BOOO!!!!! *throws stuff*

[miragestudioE]

"women have rights" *play video*

[Ikslijppunten]

@miragestudioE Why did beyonce sing "to the left?"

Because women have no rights.

*play video*

[ExpertiseGamer]

this one is so BAD QUALITY! type in punch line drum

in the search box by anthony0895, it's much better.

[PSNWERT500]

I owned ur mom

*plays vid*

[hankm133]

i would lmao if i heard a cricit noise at the end

[300ilikepie]

*clears throat*

Throat-clearer:"What's with airline food?"

*drums drum (DUH!)*

*silence*

Distant person: "You Suck!"

[TheLegoDudeStudios]

@300ilikepie you sir are awsome

[oliver18754]

@300ilikepie Why are people thuming up your comment though it DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE?

[TheFireman159]

@oliver18754 I think he tried to say it when like a comedian is trying to talk over a topic, and the guy is talking about Airline food, there is silence, and then a guy in the audience says "you suck!"

[300ilikepie]

@oliver18754 Because real men take months to reply to comments. Oh, and real men have awesome grammatical skills. Eh, Eh? Back me up here!

[Deman92]

Amazing..

[WhiteRoseSamurai]

Take my wife, please.

*Play video.*

[shiryet]

@WhiteRoseSamurai

I already took her and ur mum

*play the video*

[menslady125]

"Now, let's see...next on the order is...morphine."

"Oh, no thanks, I've had enough."

*plays video*

[CarbonSkyline]

that was f ucking shit

[magicaljulius]

very nice ones... thanks for sharing...