Breckenridge Brewery: "If you touch it and it's cold, then it's cold."

[bncarty]

i lost all my fingers in 'nam

thanks for rubbing my disability in my face whenever i want to drown my sorrows in your beer, breckenridge

[blackhog42]

Hilarious, nice work Breckenridge!

[Tooflower]

Man, I'm glad I wasn't the only one who spit in disgust when I saw that lame ass coors commercial. Craft beer is the only real beer! I just enjoyed myself some Brekenridge Vanilla Porter tonight, talk about delicious!

[sarge727]

WHEREs THE FUCKING VORTEX NECK!? i want enhanced drinkability...

[rockysocket]

awesome - love poking fun of the macro hype machine.

check out this other beer radio spot this one involves nipples ... on thebrewhousebeer channel ..

[templarx122]

awesome.



[raegelshnoff]

this doesnt seem like it would work, there is no extreme scientific research involved, so how could it?

[memberHD]

@raegelshnoff indeed no science here, just a few million years of evolution

[IsmaelVlog]

FAKE! That doesn't work for me...

[RamzyRizzle]

The guy who patented this amazing new technique of determining the temperature of an object is an absolute genius!

[st335533]

its so nice of them to think of the blind people who cant see those blue mountains on the bottles =)

[WindyCityNovelties]

Brilliant!

[ParticleReality]

Yeah, well what if I'm a ghost? How will I know it's cold then?

That's what I thought.

[oberlepa]

I love it when BS technology is called out.

[youthXattack]

hahaha if only more craft brewers had the money for tv advertising wed probably get more gems like this

[Dem0nz890]

na, id rather wait till the mountains turn blue enough to drink...

[MrHomeChef]

@Dem0nz890 ... the billy goat piss water that runs down said mountains.

[RJhasFLOW]

I'd drink from the toilet before drinking one of those shitty, mass produced beers.

[vassilisthebest]

What, his right hand doesn't feel the temperature of the bottle? He has to touch it with his left hand in order to feel it? I think he had enough beers gor now...

[sqeker09]

i wonder if it's cold.

[VideoMikael]

Well, to be fair, when you're drinking watered down donkey piss, "cold" cannot be left up to your judgement... you know, because you just decided to drink donkey piss... your judgement can't really be trusted. Thus the graphical cold activation system.

[idannedy]

if you think about it and it's wrong, then it's wrong

[DStroyU]

yeah stick it to coors

[cmonutube]

omfg finally someone said it!

[salutemeorsh00tme]

HELL NAW

[RoosterCogburnPhD]

Shit, how much did technology like that cost?

[RBustoENG10]

so how does the bottle know when its cold?

[NoteParty]

Technology these days. I mean, wow. Really? Is this real? This can't be real. Wow.

[thundastominn]

No way this works, I hope you guys don't believe everything you see on the Internet.

[scorpio103066]

SORCERY! BURN HIM!!!

[JunkerJames]

David Cross.

[harvythewondergerbil]

WOAH I can tell something is cold without a visual representation?

[imbibehour]

wait wait.... wait a minute... are you sure this works?????

[BloggerIllustrated]

Lol!! You mean I don't need to look for cartoon mountains flashing to tell if the temp is right??? Who'd a thunk it? ;)

[Chad9976]

brilliant!