When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and Jesus!

[Bozeman42]

HOAR(frost)!

[Frieza1999]

Icee....

[superfisto]

miraculous

[joakimceder]

Any comments/reactions from the neighbours?

[automaticSOM]

Very realistic. Love how you captured his eyes

:)

[KinesianMarch]

Is it sad that I live in California on the coast where there is no snow? Cause at the moment I can walk outside in pants and a t-shirt and not freeze to death. On the downside I can't make snow people to die for my transgressions last night.

[Projoiner1]

Brilliant, and so much more mature than my couple fucking doggy style.

Thanks for the share

Cheers

[choirgrrl]

This is one of the few times I've wished it snowed where I live! Something like this would have been fun to do- although I live right behind a church, so it may not be the smartest! Lol

Maybe one of these days I'll make a dirt/mud-man. Gettin' artsy, desert-style!

[Paxmax]

Hahaahaaa!!! that was awesome BTL !!!

[bewarethelizards42]

*bows* Thankyou, thankyou! ;)

[TheJamesPope]

was Jesus taller?

very nice snow Jesus,

five stars

[bewarethelizards42]

Thank you! :D

[lajah59]

ahhhhhhhhahahaahahahahaahahahh­ahaa fucking great

[numb1010]

haha, your jesus looks kind of neanderthalish! well, at least evo-jesus is real..

reminded of my high school days.. people used to make a giant, highly detailed snow cock outside the main entrance :D

it's been -20 C in oslo the last few days.. brrrr brrrrrrrrrr!

[bewarethelizards42]

I do secretly have a bit of a thing for Neanderthals, so it might be my sibconscious at work.. ;)

[fluffymcdeath]

I'm thinking it would be more fun to build a snow Jesus in a public place like near a pub and watch the drunks whizz on Him. Might be an interesting study in that. Build snow Jesi in various locales around the world and see how long He lasts before He is vandalized or violated in some way (versus a non-deity snow control). The last people to leave the pub would probably be double blind and randomized too. That's good methodology, no?

[bewarethelizards42]

You should put in a research grant proposal at a leading University with that, I think you'd have a good chance!

(If they took me on, they'll take anyone! ;)

[hermano666]

That's the most disturbing snowman I've ever seen.

[fluffymcdeath]

He who gained life by magical means, brought joy to the children then died promising to come back another day!!!

It's Frosty!

[christinepeace]

LOL LOL LOL pee a little LOL LOL

Cheers Christine

[CousinoMacul]

Great Britain covered in snow:

tinyurl[DOT]com/yfzp3fd

[ArtificialCleverenAI]

Wow! You are so pretty without the slap on.

Sorry - am I allowed to say that?

[bewarethelizards42]

Hee! I dont wear *that* much slap normally! Cheeky! ;)

[jussts]

Behold the man.

[DeathToAmbivalence]

Tomorrow's headlines: WOMAN SEES JESUS IN SNOWMAN, CLAIMS MIRACLE

[SpiritKeeper]

@DeathToAmbivalence WOMAN SEE'S JESUS - STABBS HIM WITH BROOM HANDLE!

[DeathToAmbivalence]

JESUS PROMPTLY SWEEPS AWAY ALL SIN

[DeathToAmbivalence]

(hyuck, hyuck)

[SpiritKeeper]

@DeathToAmbivalence

rofl - nice

[bewarethelizards42]

Boom cha! :D

[turtle2hug]

L O L!

[freethinkerdangerous]

:p Why mirror it in Ireland, in particular?

[bewarethelizards42]

A 'blasphemy' law just came into effect there where it is now a crime to be offensive towards religion. It's a silly, harmful law and I'm hoping that it gets challenged by as many people as possible in the near future :D

[gothatfunk]

you are very cute.

[bewarethelizards42]

*looks around* Yeah, I suppose Snowsus is pretty cute..

[gothatfunk]

nope, the snowman is fugly. YOu are cute.

[bewarethelizards42]

I cant believe you're being so mean about my art. Modern art man. It's abstract! :P

[gothatfunk]

since you put it that way.....

yes, i see. wow.

you're still considerably cuter and more adorable than Snowsus

[MarkLawrenceKiefer]

Whose blood did you use?

[bewarethelizards42]

Oh, I got it from a coupld of creationists I keep in my cellar :D

[MrUnscientific]

Jesus looks very 'cross' in those pictures. I know it's a 'thorny' issue but I can't quite 'nail down'....

...ok I'm stopping ...

[bewarethelizards42]

Do you work for a christmas cracker joke making company by any chance? ;)

[MrUnscientific]

I'm a Tim Vine fan, and one of maybe a handful of people who actually enjoyed the Channel 5 gameshow "Whittle" just for his one liners :D

...I'm much worse when I've had a drink...

[bewarethelizards42]

I can imagine! :D  Poor family ;)

[Eopyk]

Amazing snow Jesus :)

All love from me Jasmine

[sunpyro]

Awsome!

[tricklessmagic]

bewarethelizards42, You see. proof Positve that Jeebus turns snow into blood!

Repent. LOL

[bewarethelizards42]

I keep trying to repent, but I keep getting distracted.. ;D

[SpiritKeeper]

So what you are saying btl is, you made an effigy of Jesus....and then Stabbed him....

Yep no angry evil atheists here! *grin*

How long did it take you?

[bewarethelizards42]

A good half hour? ;) No time spared to create such a masterpiece! ;)

[SpiritKeeper]

@bewarethelizards42 heh, i love how you say 'i made a snow jesus' with that expression - like it was an accident

'i didn't mean to mutilate jesus, honest' :D

Did you wear a smock and a beret at an appropriately rakish angle whilst making a square with your hands to judge perspective and go "hmm hmm''?

it's true when they say then, people really were smaller back then.

Stay callsy san diego.

[bewarethelizards42]

It was an accident! Just like evolution! ;)

Ahem.

[SpiritKeeper]

*rofl*

Ah well, sometimes accidents can lead to marvellous things ;-)

*Sings "It was an Honest Mistake"* :P

[bewarethelizards42]

Why are you commenting but not on Skype?! Pah! :P

[SpiritKeeper]

@bewarethelizards42 I'm at a friend's house in manchester and on his computer which doesn't have skype- my laptop is all packed up and i'm rather missing chatting to you :(

But i'll be back in glasgow tomorrow so you'll save to just pine away in the mean time :P

See you soon!

[Leadman1989]

a little foundation wouldn't hurt XD

lmao

hahahahahaha

*whoos i pooped my self*

[bewarethelizards42]

Thanks Kooky, I'm thinking of entering it in the 'Worst Jesus Representation 2010'! ;D

[lampyman101]

With the snow and all, maybe consider changing your name temporarily to bewaretheblizzards....

it'd be like you own little public service anouncement.

;0)

[pbrskater26]

Ha ha ha wow, I wish I though of that, what did you use for blood red wine?

[kalamain]

Waste some good wine? or even crappy wine for that matter!

NEVAH!

I would have used food colouring instead!

[bewarethelizards42]

Spot on Kalamain ;)

[bewarethelizards42]

Watered down red food colouring! No wine get's wasted in this house.. :D

[pbrskater26]

Well not much of a wine person, But I love the beer New Castle! Well I have not been to england sence 2001, I was In london and whittly bay! My little brother had a football turney there, I was luckey enough to come along, it was my high school graduation presont!

[bewarethelizards42]

Stray apostrophe!  Meep!

[1010111101]

I think Jesus was shorter actually.

[debbieomi]

Shoot, you and Jacob are bringing to mind all the snow men jokes I know.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

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Snow Balls!

tada

lol

:-)

[bewarethelizards42]

You know a lot of snowmen jokes Debbie.. I'm impressed! :D

[Lynpgz]

Snow envy.

Seriously.

Lovely work!

~ Lyn

[Maeldasage88]

The contrast is nice. I'm literally melting here (It's summer). Watching this video cooled me down :P

[MrSarcasm2]

Frosty the Snowman DID return one day.

Jesus the Snowman won't. ;D

[TheGaytheist]

I was hoping it would be Raptor Jesus, but this still made me laugh. Parody will always be the highest form of art.

[bewarethelizards42]

I think Raptor Jesus might be a bit beyond me.. ;)

[dave28lax]

(to the tune of "There's no business like show business")

There's no Jesus like Snow Jesus,

like no Jesus I know.

Everything about it is appealing

[bewarethelizards42]

*dances* :D

[OnTheFritz602]

LMAO!

He's a bit *whiter* than I would have thought!

[geffel]

There's No Jizzus like SNOW Jizzus etc.

I'll get me coat.

[DarkMatter2525]

BTL, haven't you seen Passion of the Christ? That thing should've been covered with blood.

[geffel]

@DarkMatter2525

...by mean-faced Jews. All in Aramaic.

[tooltime9901]

OMG your a red head. have my babies!

[bewarethelizards42]

It's that easy to have your babies?! Blimey.. *grin*

[tooltime9901]

well no, red hair alone is not enough. beauty and intelligence are important as well ;)

[bewarethelizards42]

Smooth talker! :D

[mobiltec]

I never thought about snow in England. Had no idea it snowed there. LOL

[geffel]

@mobiltec

Only when it isn't foggy or raining bad food and bad teeth (as my Yank co-workers seem to think).

[bewarethelizards42]

@ geffel

That's exactly what people in the States thought about England when I was working out there. I lost count of the number of times people said 'Your teeth arent as bad as I thought they would be!' as though that were a nice thing to say.. ;)

[johncrab67]

Good that you don't live in Ireland.

[MrMan322]

I'm not sure if it was your intention to do this or that it's just a happy accident. But the face of your SnowJesus does have a faint demon/devil/evil look about it that I find rather ironic.

Good work!

\m/

[bewarethelizards42]

To be honest, his face didnt quite work out. I tried to give him a beard and curly hair, but my skills are a touch lacking.. :D

[6stringbadger]

Nice job, it looks just like him. Although i doubt he'll be resurrected 3 days after spring.

[GoblinXXX]

And just like Frosty, he promised to be back again some day...

It actually looks like he opted to recieve in the javelin throw.

[thereprieve]

brutal =)

[anthonzi]

No Idolotry! D:<

[bewarethelizards42]

Oops! ;)

[tattooskin72]

You know someone is going to see that and believe they are seeing the "real image of Jesus" and where it stands will become a holy site! LOL

[Osias1983]

@tattooskin72

Good, she can pass out grilled cheese sandwiches with the virgin mary on them!

[mobiltec]

@Osias1983 How come only the gods get all the virgins?

[rednecktrucker1969]

islamic terrorists get virgins too...:)

[Osias1983]

@mobiltec

Clearly you've never dated a Warcraft addict...

[mobiltec]

@Osias

I have no idea what a Warcraft addict is...

[Osias1983]

@mobiltec

World of Warcraft. It's a big online computer game. Hmm, maybe should've checked your profile to see my audience, lol! Anyway, a lot of people who play it get addicted and have no life, thus no sex life.

[mobiltec]

@tattooskin72 That only happens here in the states and only with mexicans. Only mexicans find all those pictures of jesus and mary in the burnt toast or the snow ball or what ever. I peed in the snow once and it looked like jesus. There was a shrine and a crap load of mexicans with candles there the next day...

[tattooskin72]

@mobiltec.... you must have missed the story about the tree stump that had the image of the virgin mary in Ireland

[bewarethelizards42]

I remember that tats.. made me lose yet another little bit of faith in humanity.. :D

[ThinkWithYourMind223]

All glory to snow Jesus! Fall on your face and worship him!

[enhanceUK]

Hahaha such icy blasphemy, I wasted about an hour of my life making a pretty awesome snow skull this afternoon. If it's still there in the morning I may attempt a crown of thorns for it ;o)

[bewarethelizards42]

Yeah! Do it enhanceUK! :D

[Resurrected06]

It's the 'stay puft' marshmallow man from the Ghostbusters!

Nice work.

[musicgeniusno1]

From a certain angle it kinda looks like geerup...lol ;)

Also, it has a big mouth haha!

*hums the snowman(jesus) tune..;)

[kirke420]

Wow!  Looks just like him, Ma'am! :)

[bewarethelizards42]

You called me Ma'am! Hee! :D

[kegg3]

LOL!! Oh damn hahahaha! I can see people going nuts over this hahhaa.

[nevinyrralsdisk]

Behold! The Rake (broom?) Handle of Destiny!

Excellent job BTL, lots of nice details.

[bewarethelizards42]

Broom handles ftw! ;)

[ghostofdayinperson]

I love how he's kinda like a vampire with that steak in his heart.

[bewarethelizards42]

*grin* Vampires, zombies.. they're all the same.. ;)

[bloodyrediron]

JESUS CHRIST! I bet that one holds up under the hot tourch of scrutiny better than the 1900 year old imaginary one though.

If you get more snow you'll have to make his boyfriend Judas (come on, Everyone knew)

[trifelgeputinage]

Of course he came from the heavens and he will vanish soon, but watch out - he'll be back three days later!

[itsmaxinthebox]

Lulz, that was great btl! Cheers!

-Max

[TheAmishking]

If you next made a snow Mary Magdelyn, could you call her a snowblower?

[debbieomi]

Why did the snow man drop his pants?

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He heard the snowblower start up.

;-)

[UnhappyTestTubeBaby]

That's about the most morbid snowman I've ever seen. At least you don't have something like that in your living room.

[bewarethelizards42]

How do you know? I might do.. ;)

[kailia666]

Brilliant!

[Elenkhos]

I once made a silhouette out of a slice of cheese of Jesus. Came out pretty good. I showed it 'round to all the kids where I was working. We called it Chessus. Not as original as Jesus the Snow Savior here, but we work with what we got... cute hat by the way.

[bewarethelizards42]

Heh, Cheesus! And thank you :D

[dewinthemorning]

You are full of good ideas!

I have snow for ten Jesuses in my garden. I'll declare a contest for the best one. But where to get so much blood? And I want a lot of blood. It's only fair...

[bewarethelizards42]

Red food colouring is your friend Dew! ;)

[leggsXinXaXtopXhat]

i wish i had enough snow here to make one.

[TheNakedAtheist]

If I made one here in Alabama (assuming we actually had snow) it would have real blood on it.... MINE. :-(

[nekedemus]

It´s BLHAHASHFEEMY.

And fuc#ing cold brrrrrr.

[Dentarthurdent54]

I have to say, I'm disappointed. Sure, it's accurate according to the Bible, but come on: Jesus is a ZOMBIE and must be mutilated as such. Exempli gratia: a shotgun blast through his stomach and a machete firmly planted halfway into his skull. You of all people should know that! ;-P

P.S. Even with the botched mutilation, it was indeed inspired! It made me giggle (... in the most manly way possible).

[bewarethelizards42]

Manly giggles, that's what I like to see! :D

He's still in the garden. He might get my zombie treatment, you never know.. ;)

[SeventhCycle]

I'm curious... If you do a snow Muhammed, would it be forbidden to show him on YouTube?

[bewarethelizards42]

I think it would be a lot more controversial if it was Muhammed.. :D

[TheGreatDeceiver42]

You're an evil, yet stunning Geniusm BTL42! =)

[Wishgeist]

Pure godlessness!

Blasphemy at its finest!

Mocking The Lord!

Weapons!

Blood everywhere!

You know how to party!

I love it! :-D

[Orsbore]

I don't know if Jesus was taller or not, but it's a good thing that you put the thorns, the spear, and the blood on your snow messiah, or it might not have been recognizable at all.

I honestly don't mean to disparage your skill as a sculptor, but I've seen grilled cheese sandwiches and dog's butts that look more like Jesus than that.

But hey, don't give up - practice makes perfect. Besides, God made those other depictions of Jesus, and you can't be expected to compete with him.

[TheNakedAtheist]

"I honestly don't mean to disparage your skill as a sculptor, but I've seen grilled cheese sandwiches and dog's butts that look more like Jesus than that."

LOL

[bewarethelizards42]

*grin* You are, of course, absolutely right. But I like to think my props make up for my lack of artistic ability.

[TheX2Com]

The infamous snow jesus!

Turning snow into water, the obscure miracle from beyond!

[MST3KonBlog]

Blasphemous! LOL

[Petematrix]

Snowholey jesus!

[dannypantsgm]

Maybe he could have a party with LatumWay's snow tranny.

[bewarethelizards42]

Jesus is awesome at parties.. turning water into wine and all that malarky.. ;)

[organdva]

Blasphemy!

[bewarethelizards42]

Oh yeah! :D

[SoCalAtheist]

Awesome.

I have to drive 40 miles to see snow (when and if it does snow in San Diego's local mountains) and now I see just how much fun it could be.

Hm, perhaps a sand Jesus?

[bewarethelizards42]

Do it! ;)

[ellocotheinsane]

A bit pale for a man that lived in the middle east don't you think ? :) ... then again if 33% of the world can ignore that fact why should one bother really :)

[bewarethelizards42]

Jesus wasnt snow white?! ;)

[ellocotheinsane]

No, but they are both fairy tale characters so there is that resemblance at least :)

[papafox]

I though he looked like a Jesus Ninja! :-)

Nice snow too, looks like fun.

[TheNakedAtheist]

"I made a snow Jesus".. you have to much time on your hands. LMFAO

[bewarethelizards42]

*mumbles something about it being very important, actually, somehow..* ;)

[oojamaflipper]

that's some fucked up shit right hyere..

: DDD

[bewarethelizards42]

Coming from you dear oojamaflipper, I shall take that as a compliment of the highest regard! :D

[sausage4mash]

I've been snowman making here on the isle of wight ,I guess you're surrey way from the accent , snow is fun :)

[bewarethelizards42]

Snow is fun! And I'm originally from Southampton, so not too far from you.. :D

[AncientAtheist]

BTL - tha's "cold"!

How could you do this? I'm deeply offended. Where's the bloody holes in the feet?

[bewarethelizards42]

Oh noes! I forgot those too. And the whip marks on the back. Bollocks.

Still, next time I'll be more prepared.. ;)

[TheRichDarkEarth]

You're going to hell you know. So come make one for me in my yard. No use in both of us burning.

[stulogic]

That's fantastic! beats my 4 foot tall snow wang. When I say mine... oh never mind.

[TheRichDarkEarth]

I'm more curious about the "beats" part...

[bewarethelizards42]

lol @ therichdarkearth

Didnt spot that..

[MorbidWispers]

next step is to sell him on e'bay, you'll make a killing.

p.s.. cute hat

[bewarethelizards42]

Thank you! I like the hat too! ;)

[Monsieur421]

Hmmm... Was that shot in the UK?

Because it never snows in the UK... so if it was done in the UK, that jesus should have been made with rain...

[bewarethelizards42]

It was made in the UK.. on one of the three days of the year we get snow. At some point in the summer we'll get 3 days of sunshine too.. ;)

[Monsieur421]

Do you make fish n chips jesus during those 3 days...

[bewarethelizards42]

Yep, om nom nom!

[REDFTW]

Hope it is sunny on a weekend this year...the last 3 years have been on a Tuesday or a Wednesday.

[bewarethelizards42]

Yeah, just luck of the draw really.. here's hoping! ;)

[EnervatedSociety]

lmfao WIN!

[Learningismyreligion]

Snowball to Snowman evolution would have been cooler, just sayin...

[bewarethelizards42]

Hee! You're not wrong.. what a great idea! :D